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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Misty, Leslie Taylor, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Lisa Sparkle, Avy Scott, Jane Darling, Anita Queen
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Title: Photographic Mammaries Company: Platinum X Length: 2 hour and 18 minutes (138 minutes) (approximate) Production Date(s): December 9, 2003 Release Date: February 24, 2004 Director: Brandon Iron The Abridged Version: I am, unabashedly, a breast man. Furthermore to that, I am a big-breast man. I like them big, round, and natural. As such, fate has allotted me a wonderful girlfriend with a curiously flat chest. I very much so adore her, yet I find myself secretly lamenting her absence of big boobs. Am I a bad person because of this? Oh, most definitely. Theres no doubt about it. Conversely, my porn habit is littered with breasts I am destined to never touch. And Photographic Mammaries is no exception.
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Release date: 1/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/24/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Tony Michaels, Tyler Wood, Talon, Katin, Destiny St. Claire, Mya Lovely, Hollie Stevens, Corina Taylor
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Title: Teen Tryouts: Audition 31 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hour and 10 minutes (130 minutes) (approximate) Production Date(s): January 26, 2004 Release Date: January 26, 2004 Director: None Credited The Short Version: After taking one look at the front cover of this title, I knew I had to see it. Destiny St. Claires cute face smiling back as she stands with her back to me, pulling down her white panties and arching her back to accentuate her chest was all it took to sell me. This sweet and innocent looking girl was new to me, but she instantly reminded me of other porn stars like Celine Maxima, who were actual women and not just girls. However, the picture is a bit deceiving as Destiny is quite a bit cuter and younger than she looks in that picture. Regardless, the stripped down box reeled me in, but the actual product was better than I had imagined. Mya Lovely, Destiny St. Claire, Katin, Holly Stevens, and Corina Taylor all look every bit the part of auditioning teens.
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Release date: 1/28/2004
Reviewed on: 2/24/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Jon Dough, Tony T., Tony Michaels, Keiko, Mark Ashley, Taylor Rain, Andrew Rivera, Andrew Riviera, Ariana Jollee, Tyler Knight, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Katin, Gia Paloma, Falco Zito
Review brief: Title: Anal Teen Tryouts 3 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hour and 16 minutes (136 minutes) Production Date(s): February 16, 2004 (according to the credits) Release Date: February 9, 2004 (the two are obviously at odds with each other) Director: None Credited Comments (I Sometimes Write Lengthy Reviews. Dont want to wade through all that? Then just read this): There are lots of generic jokes about porn. One of them has to do with the ridiculous volumes that any one series can produce, with Ed Powers and his various Dirty Debutante incarnations being a good example. Well, the general rule of thumb when this does happen to a series is that it gets better over time, hits a climax, and fades away. Devils Films Teen Tryout Auditions series is an odd one though. Kicking off in 2000, the series just keeps getting better, weathering various director changes, with the initial directing duo of (now big time players) Brandon Iron and Mark Wood long gone.
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