Full Anal Access 4 (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  10/13/2004

Title: Full Anal Access 4
Company: Platinum X
Length: 2 hours and 13 minutes (133 minutes)
Production Date(s): May 2/May 7-10, 2004
Release Date: August 10, 2004
Condoms: None

Director: Michael Stefano

The Abridged Version: Porn is probably more homogonized now than it ever has been before. Can I definitively state that? No. How can I? I have only been watching porn since the late 90s. There is a lot I don't know and I'm an arrogant little sob to say something like that. However, what I do know is that it used to be that all Anabolic/Diabolic videos looked alike. Now, thanks to the influence of Red Light District which was in part mostly kicked off by former A/D fella's ALL gonzo looks the same. Certain companies have a certain visual style or look but by and large the way of filming and the types of acts being filmed are the same. So, when I look at Full Anal Access 4 I initially see Random Anal Sex Gonzo Tape #125 (just pulled 125 from the sky, don't read into it). There's nothing special. That Chanel Chavez girl is on the cover. She's hot but I've seen her do anal and DP plenty because it's all she does. Why do I need to see her again? The same goes for Tyla Wynn and Ariana Jollee and possibly Alex Devine, whom I adore. Makayla Cox is the only newbie to me. Why am I even reviewing this? Well, it is because of the name following the phrase "directed by". I remember Stefano's solid directorial work as Luciano for Extreme and I have seen a couple of his Platinum X things. Surely, he is one of those rare men who can take what we have all seen before and make it look new. Well, maybe he can but this ain't the title for it. This is a full-on anal tape with little heat in the first four scenes and palpable heat obstructed by too much (double) anal in the fifth scene. I did not like this one. However, I did enjoy it. If not for Alex Devine and the directing of Stefano, I probably could not even say that.

Scene 1: Chanel Chavez (cover girl) w/Michael Stefano and John Strong (29 minutes)

As Chanel walks on screen I instantly note that the lingerie she is wearing is also worn by Paige in Red Light's Teens Need Chocolate Cum. In fact, I've seen several other girls in the exact same lingerie lately. But as Chanel walks toward the camera I realize that I don't care about all of that right now because this Chavez chick is pretty hot. First she sucks Michae's finger and then she lets him stick said finger up her tight ass. Then she drops to her knees and sucks the cock of our surrogate. This all seems to be done in POV but it is actually just a well done over the shoulder shot because eventually the camera pans to a profile shot during the blowjob. With Michael's back on the ground, Chanel climbs aboard the cowgirl express. She tries her best to grind him but the former Luciano mostly pounds her hard enough to make her eyes roll to the back of her head. They try some anal in doggy and sideways missionary but it appears this has all been warm-up. We abruptly cut to John Strong penetrating her ass in mish as she flufs Michael. Where did Jong come from? Why hasn't he been here since the beginning? Why the odd introduction or lack thereof? A porn viewer asks not these things. The cocksmen DP her in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. Occassionally, she dismounts to stick both guys' dicks in her mouth at the same time. Of course, doing something crazy like that will eventually cause the poor fellas to shoot some white stuff in her mouth. She swallows it down emotionlessly. This scene started hot...then it lagged...then it got a little better when Chanel got that look in her eye again during DP...and then it ended. It was sporadically enjoyable but ultimately forgettable.

Scene 2: Tyla Wynn (smoking bod, dirty blonde hair, 2004 Gonzo Rookie of the Year candidate) w/Michael Stefano (19 minutes)

We begin with a close-up of Tyla's voluptuous ass before panning up to her unconventionally sexy face. In a light blue mesh top and barely there pair of panties, she is looking good as well as somewhat busty meaning this was done before her recent weight loss. She is sitting backwards on a wooden chair so that her ass is sticking out, arching her back to accentuate her posterior even more. Michael engages in some ass worship before suddenly spinning the chair around so that he can see her face. He kisses her, spits in her mouth, sucks on one of her nipples, and then bends her over the chair to fuck her doggy style. Quick, accurate, and to the point. Four minutes later he's fucking her ass kneeling doggy style, while we have yet to see an on-screen indication of any kind of lubrication for her pussy or asshole be it from his mouth or elsewhere. Needless to say, things look a bit dry especially when they jump to reverse cowgirl anal. Michael is absolutely using her and if her moans are any indication she is loving it. She seems to love getting throat fucked to the point of gagging as well as being slapped in the face repeatedly while getting absolutely drilled in sideways missionary anal. That doesn't mean I liked watching it, though I know this type of stuff is entirely common in modern gonzo. After a piledriver stint full of pull-out-and-spread-her-butt-cheeks gape shots, he shoots off in her mouth. My how hot yet boring this scene was.

Scene 3: Makayla Cox (brunette, decent, not outlandish implants) w/Michael Stefano and John Strong (19 minutes)

Similar to the previous scene, we begin with a low angle shot looking up at a magnificent female ass. Subsequent camera movements show that the ass belongs to a quirky brunette named Makayla Cox. This is most definitely a beautiful, voluptuous, big booty we are looking at and as it turns out the full picture is of a woman seemingly aching to be fucked. In a black mesh top and fisnhet stockings, she looks damn sexy. She moves inside and gets her pussy primed with some dildo jamming. During this, she lifts part of her top so that we can see her breasts. They are implants and I hate implants but these are not bad. They look good on her and really compliment her body. After her self-service, she gives a double blowjob to the tagteam of Stefano and Strong. Apparently, the three of them were eager to get right to it because we ignore any vaginal or solo anal and jump into reverse cowgirl DP. She gets some one-on-one anal from Michael in doggy before they go for DP again in cowgirl. They even do the ever popular standing DP, filmed from a low angle that allows for view of her face as well as the dual penetration. She takes two loads and swallows everything that lands in her mouth.

Scene 4: Alex Devine (5'1", natural B cup, short blonde/black hair, some may not like her but I think she's sexy as hell) w/Michael Stefano and Erik Everhard (26 minutes)

Bucking the trend, we begin with a close-up of the girl's face this time. Unfortunately, the sexy Alex Devine has more make-up on than usual and it might be a tad too much. Thusfar, this has been a feature devoted more to shots of penetrations and asses so what should her face matter? After all, it looks pretty hot when the camera pans down and gets close-ups of her handfull sized natural breasts and beautifully shaven and inviting pussy. Michael quickly strips her of her pink with black trim lingerie and gets right to fingering her ass. There's even a nice moment where she pulls a dildo out of her own ass and licks it clean. Stefano wastes no time in replacing that dildo with his own cock. He somewhat slowly fucks her ass in doggy before pounding her pussy in sideways missionary. She apparently agrees with what he is doing because she says "yeah" quite a bit. She agrees with Erik Everhard after joining him in pn a couch for cowgirl anal and cowgirl vag. Ms. Devine, if you are unfamilar with her, is a rather short and diminutive gal (she's only 5'1"). So, for her to get fucked up the ass by a Erik Everhard or Michael Stefano is a tight fit. Appropriately, the guys go easier with her ass and out of frustration pound her pussy as hard as they can. However, Alex sort of taunts and challenges Erik. So, after a brief reverse cowgirl DP Erik stays in her ass and does his signature power fuck. She seems to love it. Then the duo take turns spearing her ass in doggy, providing some surprisingly big gape shots in the process. The highlight of the scene is probably the standing DP, which is all the more enticing when you stop and think about how small this woman really is. In the end, the duo are too worked up to even aim at her mouth. They both shoot big loads, an especially big one for Everhard, all over her face. End scene. I found this scene fun to watch even though it never really takes off nor does it feature any memorable moments. I just really like Alex Devine.

Scene 5: Ariana Jollee (surely you've seen her by now..brunette, killer bod, all natural) w/Michael Stefano and John Strong (38 minutes)

There is a massive white dildo stuck to a red wall. Understandably, Ariana sees it and decides to practice her oral skills on it. Michael comes by and they kiss and whatnot and then something strange happens. Stefano busts out the fattest damn dildo I have seen in porn and manages to shove the head of it into Ms. Jollee's ass. Wow. She sucks on said head and then Michael starts the process over for a second time around. Honestly, I didn't find this the least bit enjoyable, watching her ass expand like that. I remember Zane Video used to have a series named Stuffed that was devoted to this type of thing. Didn't like it then. Don't like it now. Ariana opens her mouth so that Michael might use her tongue and saliva to apply pleasurable sensation to his cock. Not satisfied, he relocates the more desirable location of her pussy and inserts, thrusts, and repeats in doggy. Though she is quite clearly enjoying herself, he still desires a tighter sensation. So, he stands up and lifts her up and down so that her asshole might fall upon his cock. Ah, yes. That's what he was looking for. Happy with his discovery, he donates her to John Strong so that he too might feel her ass. He does and then they DP her in cowgirl. And so on...and so on. They are tired of taking turns so they decide to stick her ass at the same time. Why that's called a double anal. Ariana is not happy about the neglet of her pussy so they double anal her in reverse cowgirl as she sticks her pussy with a big black dildo. A triple penetration? Wow. They end by doing a standing double anal. Her efforts earn her a face and chestful of cum, easily the biggest double facial of the tape. Ariana is a dynamite performer, still one of the best going today. However, once they went into double anal I lost interest with the scene.

The DVD:
Extras- Director's Bio
Photo Shoot (5 minutes)-Chanel (1m50s), Tyla (1m2s), Makayla (55s), Alex (22s), Ariana (1m10s) Photo Gallery
Behind the Scenes (29 minutes)
Cum Shot Recap (5 minutes)
Previews
Bonus Footage (11 minutes)

Final Thought: This is not a bad tape. I imagine others could review this and rave about how hot it is with all of the nasty anal sex. In fact, Bono-one reviewed it and he loved it: "easily recommended." For whatever reason, this did not excite me tonight. Objectively, I know its well done and appreciated the color scheming at work, such as a girl with a blue top wearing blue eye shadow (Tyla) or a girl in red clothes having sex in a room with red walls (Ariana). Subjectively, it looked like just another 2004 gonzo tape. I used to praise the directorial work of Vince Vouyer. The guys a longtime vet and he gets all the hot new girls. He's great. No, he's not. His directing is pathetically outdated. My opinion of Michael Stefano has not changed as drastically. Playing by the rules of the day, he is masterful at outdoing his contemporaries. I've just realized that he and his contemporaries don't really make anything very interesting. Perhaps my future lies with features and not gonzo. I will help you not.

RENT IT or BUY IT: RENT IT.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Right behind her at #2 and #3 in his top 3 girls of all time are Avy Scott and Devinn Lane. Other favorites include busty women like Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, and Haley Paige and slimmer women like Stephanie Swift, August Night, and Jennifer Luv. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Jonni Darkko, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003), Whack Attack 9 (2001), Nice Rack 6 (2000), Service Animals 7 (2002), and The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 1 (2000). When reading his "Rent it or Buy It" advice, take into consideration the fact that he almost never buys pornography. He is a habitual renter.