Whoriental Sex Academy 8 Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  5/13/2004

Title: Whoriental Sex Academy 8
Company: Sin City
Length: 1 hour and 27 minutes (87 minutes)
Production Date(s): February 7, 2004
Release Date: April 22, 2004
Condoms: Only 1 noted. Worn by Joey Ray in Scene 3.

Director: Bud Lee

The Abridged Version: Bud Lee’s Whoriental Sex Academy series is essentially the Asian girl equivalent of Heatwave’s long-running Kelly the Co-ed series. However, in the past there hasn’t really been a large pool of quality Asian girls for Bud to pick from. Then a strange thing happened. The industry got an influx of hot Asian girls all around the same time. Roxy Jezel, Eva Angelina, Nautica Thorn, Lucy Thai, her younger sister Nyla Thai, Mia Parks, Lilly Thai, Avena Lee, and others I am probably forgetting all came out of nowhere. Here, Bud picks Roxy and Eva from this new pool and adds in veteran girls who have all ready been in previous installments of the series like Bamboo, Mika Tan, and Kianna to form what has been a highly touted re-birth of sort for the series. The action returns them back to college, with the Thai Pi sorority in danger of being kicked out of their college due to their collective G.P.A. of 1.75. The Dean (Alec Knight) informs them that they have to get it up to a 2.0 or else they’re gone. And wise to their expected course of action, Alec enlists the aid of Thai Pi housemother Mika Tan to tape the girls doing anything questionable so he will have documented evidence to use to get rid of ‘em. Mika goes along with it because she doesn’t like the new recruits in the sorority, saying they have no respect. Of course, Mika gets horny watching the girls seduce tutors, teachers, and custodians and unwittingly allows herself to be taped getting fucked up the ass by Alec, thus saving the sorority and promising a sequel before long. The sorority girls all wear the exact same schoolgirl outfit that you see Roxy wearing on the front cover while Mika wears a brown and black business blazer and skirt outfit. The opening girl/girl scene is a bore and Kianna is drowned out by music. However, Eva and Roxy are off the chart hot and Mika is a very welcome return to the series. The girls all differ in age and have varying accents, with Kianna, Eva, and Mika sounding American while Roxy is British and Bamboo French-Vietnamese. It is all a bit too soft for my hardened pallet, but I can still appreciate it. And Eva is a girl that you simply must see. Think of Ashley Blue and Leanna Lei. Now combine the two. That’s Eva Angelina. Unbelievable girl.

Scene 1: Roxy Jezel (cover girl, unfortunate large tattoo on her back) and Bamboo (light highlights, vaguely older, implants) (9 minutes)

In a recent phone conversation with my current lady friend, I had a happy delusion diffused. She informed me that no girl she knows actually wears plaid skirts all the time or lies in bed with their hair and make-up perfectly done usually wearing skimpy panties and a tight top. So, apparently this scene is a bit of a farce. Oh, well. Bamboo and Roxy, both wearing identical schoolgirl outfits as well as contrasting fuck-me pumps, are trying to study. However, Roxy wants to goof around and eventually Bamboo gives in. So, by the rule of all porn Bamboo is quickly naked except for her frilly socks and f-me pumps. Roxy eats and fingers her pussy. Bamboo returns the favor and the scene ends. Roxy is a firecracker performer but even her moans couldn’t save this absolute filler scene.

Scene 2: Eva Angelina (Shane’s World girl turned porn star, petite perfect body, cute as a button face, glasses, amazingly energetic performer) w/Mr. Pete (19 minutes)

The girls are all worried after the Dean has notified them of their pathetic academic performance thusfar. Bamboo is extremely alarmed at the prospect of getting kicked out, but Kianna and Roxy assure her that Eva is out getting them the best tutor on the campus. Of course, the girls don’t really have the money to hire this tutor, played by Mr. Pete. Fortunately, Eva is fully prepared to offer compensatory services. Originally offering a reluctant no to their offer, Pete is turned around on the issue when Eva, who is again wearing that same schoolgirl (white top, plaid skirt) outfit that all the other girls wear, spreads her legs to show him her shaved pussy. He heads down south as she rips open her shirt to play with her nipples. Around here, Mika Tan happens by and films everything, with a rather disgusted look on her face. Still wearing her white cotton panties and top, Eva kneels in front of Pete for an amazing blowjob. This girl really is unbelievable, reminiscent of Leanna Lei in that her innocent, cute looks do not beget her actions. This is highlighted by the fact that wears her glasses throughout the scene, as she pretty much does everywhere else too. She rides him reverse cowgirl but things don’t really heat up until he starts pounding her hard in sideways missionary. Could you say her moans were loud? More of the same ensues in doggy style, which sees her amazingly managing to suck on Pete’s toes as he drills her. Unfortunately, the facial is filmed from a bit too far away and in fact it is even debatable that Pete actually came. Botched ending to an otherwise strong scene.

Scene 3: Kianna (hot, big D-cups, somewhat thick) w/Joey Ray (16 minutes)

So, we’ve had the naughty co-eds experimenting with each other and a naughty co-ed seducing a tutor. Well, the next logical step is a co-ed seducing a professor and we get it here. Kianna, who is probably the oldest of bunch, goes to Professor Joey in the hopes of persuading him to give the whole entire sorority A’s. He tells her it is a tall task she is asking and that he is reluctant to say yes. She offers the deal breaker in the form of giving him her virginity. Funny. Kianna sure does not suck or fuck like a virgin. Regardless, in a strap less sundress that beautifully hugs her ass and chest, she kneels in front of Joey and delivers a pretty good blowjob. We cut to her completely naked and on her back with Joey’s mouth attached to her virgin pussy. More importantly, this provides the first view of Kianna’s magnificent breasts. Now, elsewhere on the DVD Kianna claims that her breasts are natural. I’ve always assumed that they were magnificent implants. Either way, she has some of the biggest and best breasts any Asian-American porn star has ever had. Bizarrely, annoying background music drowns this scene out a little, as it is hard to even hear Kianna’s moans as Joey thrusts his condom-covered cock in her. The lighting her is not so great either, with only portions of her body lit and others in shadow. After missionary and doggy, Joey shoots a really big load over her ass. Had I been able to actually hear the moans here, I would have liked this scene but the music absolutely ruined it. I was reminded of old, bad porn with drowned out action and condom-covered males.

Scene 4: Mika Tan (sexy, great breasts, vivacious performer) (5 minutes)

Mika was not on hand to film Kianna in the act. We learn where she was quickly though. It turns out that her initial reaction of disgust turned to lust quickly, as we watch her masturbating while watching footage of Eva and Pete together. Graciously, there is an effort to make this a gradual process in which she looks away and scolds the screen she is watching at first before uncomfortably fidgeting in her chair. And of course, her business blazer top comes unbuttoned eventually and her see-thru panties give way to her fingers. It is clichéd and obviously orchestrated, as the video monitor Mika was supposedly watching was probably not showing anything at all. However, Mika is just so damn hot that it seems believable and sexy, especially at goof moments when she tells the screen “bad girl!” Rubbing her clit wildly while also two-finger fucking herself, Mika seems on the verge of something when her cell phone interrupts her bliss. It’s the Dean and she informs him, while licking her fingers clean, that she has the tapes and she’ll deliver them in a day.

Scene 5: Roxy Jezel and Eva Angelina w/Steve Hatcher (15 minutes)

Somehow, the girls got wind of Mika’s treachery. Kianna and Bamboo are ready to throw in the towel but Roxy is determined to succeed. So, Roxy and Eva seduce Steve, the head of the campus security, in exchange for the keys to the Dean’s office. This is probably the easiest seduction yet. Roxy negotiates with Steve as Eva strokes his cock through is pants. What else was he going to say? We cut away from this to see that Mika and the Dean are actually watching this scene on a tape. The Dean is horrified as Mika throws in a funny one-liner about the girls inviting Steve over to check out his nightstick. As we cut back to the action, we see Mika in a corner of the room taping it all. She looks especially turned on when Roxy and Eva double-team Steve’s cock for an unbelievable blowjob. I’ve seen Eva almost deep throat Sean Michaels and Roxy do similar elsewhere. Imagine what it must have felt to be Steve here. He pounds Roxy doggy, as she essentially foregoes sucking Eva’s pussy in front of her for looking back at Steven and spouting dirty talk in-between her moans. Eventually, her mouth and fingers do find their way to Eva’s pussy. Eva takes her turn, riding Steve reverse cowgirl as Roxy keeps her hand gripped to the base of Steven’s cock the whole time, allowing for easy pussy to mouth action. Asian or not, Roxy and Eva are two of the most energetic performers I have ever seen in porn. To say that their moans filled this room and that Steve was a lucky, lucky man are understatements. Steve shoots off a load of cum over both of their faces, hitting Roxy’s right eye as well Eva’s glasses. Amazingly, he double pops meaning he cums and then just keeps jerking until he cums again. I don’t want to oversell it though. This isn’t that big of a double facial.

Scene 6: Mika Tan w/Alex Knight (19 minutes)

Mika and Alex are clearly turned on after watching the tape. However, they both decide to cover it by grandstanding, Mika crying that girls like those give girls like her a bad name and Alex vowing to kick them off of campus immediately. In this process, their hands happen to embrace and once they are aware of it they shut up and look at each other. Next thing you know, they’re on their knees together on the floor making out like jackrabbits. Mika even forgets to take off her glasses until halfway through sucking the Dean’s cock. She proves an excellent cocksucker, deep throating him with ease. They even get some titty fucking done in there. In fact, this blowjob kind of goes on forever, leaving little time for him to eat her out. He makes the most of the short time though, driving her crazy by four fingering her. He screws her in sideways missionary, with her thrusting back on his cock beautifully. We abruptly cut to him all ready fucking her ass doggy style. She rubs her clit like crazy as he pounds her amazing asshole. She does more of the same as he deep dicks her ass in sideways missionary. Again somewhat abruptly, we cut to her in kneeling doggy style as Alex is seconds away from jerking off on her back. His small load lands on her lower back. He assures her that he will keep her on faculty for a long time. It suddenly dons on them that they’d been set up, as the film closes on an image of Mika’s camera positioned in the background to have caught the two in the act for a little bit of reverse blackmailing. The girls did get the keys to his office after all.

The Verdict: After the first scene, I was really expecting a parade of shitty scenes. What I ended up getting was not exactly scorchers but also not filler scenes either. The boy/girl Roxy and Eva scenes were great and the Mika Tan scene made me a fan of her. However, the first scene is crap and Kianna is overshadowed by faults not her own. I generally like more hardcore fair than is offered here but for what this tape is trying to do it is rather good.

Rent it or Buy It: This is not something I would buy, but it is a strong rental. p> The DVD:
Biographies-There are biographies accompanied by filmographies for all of the girls and guys in the tape.
Interviews-
Roxy Jezel (4 minutes)-Holding a giant teddy bear the whole time. From London. “Very Posh.” Loved her visit to Australia. “Men need to be disciplined. They need to be disciplined.” Wants a man who can cook and clean. Funny conversation with interviewer and Bud Lee.
Eva Angelina (3 minutes)-Wears darker eye shadow here and looks far less innocent than in the film. Slutty almost. From Orange County. Chinese/Cuban/Irish/English mix. 18 years old. Loves oral sex the best. Finds it funny that crowds seem to gather on set during her scenes. Smart girl. Will not rush anal or DP until she stops getting calls for regular boy/girl work. (Jennifer Luv, August Night, and several others have done the same exact thing and years down the road have not had to do anal)
Kiana Dior (2 minutes)-Originally from Vancouver, Canada. Loves LA. Kinky. Likes to fuck guys with a strap-on and see guys in women’s clothing. Gives the interviewer quite a hard time. Half Chinese/Irish/Scottish. Has to checkmark “other” on surveys for ethnicity. Asked if breasts are real and says, “Hell, yeah!” I still don’t know about that.
Mika Tan (5 minutes)-Met husband at a fetish ball. He is an artist, character designer for Pamela Anderson on “Stripperella.” (I thought that was kind of cool, mainstream artist married to porn star) Mix of Chinese and other. Navy brat. Very interesting, engaging, and purely friendly personality. Invites Alec Knight over to the couch. Turns out he is her husband. They are not an exclusive couple in the industry. She works with other guys and he has worked with other girls. Being a porn star is not his full time job though, as alluded to earlier. Never met Pamela Anderson. Mika wants to meet her and touch her breasts. Not freaked out by watching eachother work with other people. Mika mentions offering advice to him from behind the camera in the past, “No, no! Piledriver her! Yeah, that’s it.” Plugs Mika’s website. Interesting interview. Not mentioned in interview: Mika joined the army and is just now back from there and in the business.
Bamboo (5 minutes)-Speaks admittingly bad English, speaks French naturally. Has to ask the interviewer to speak slow and annunciate. Plugs her website. Likes tall, nice, muscular guys. Pokes fun at the interviewer’s weight when he tries to hit on her. Laughs off the “age” question. “I have to say I am 25.” Lives in Paris. “Show me the money and I’ll show you my pussy.” South Vietnamese. Likes being a bitch. Is actually bored by girl/girl and wants to do guys. She admits that her scene with Roxy will be boring. Interesting interplay between her and interviewer.
Behind the Scenes (7 minutes)-Not so much a straight forward behind the scenes look at filming as a collection of quick cuts displaying Mika and Roxy’s playful personalities and Kianna’s breasts. Bud Lee comically goes off on Dale Dabone, who was originally supposed to be the one to work with Kianna. “Well, we know this: Dale Dabone fucked Bud Lee. I guess he’s finally come out of the closet.” Interesting bit where the interviewer asks Mr. Pete if he would fuck the rather hot, blonde Caucasian make-up artist and he respectfully declines to comment, saying, “I don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable.” Eva Angelina is in the room too and cares little for such generosity, “I’d fuck her. I think she’s got a tight ass.” The make-up girl was hot. Slightly impressed that Pete was so courteous as she did indeed look a bit uncomfortable about being talked about in that way. On-set, everyone looks absolutely baffled as to how loud Eva is during sex. “I’m a little louder in my personal life.” Jump to a scene where all 5 girls are getting the news from the Dean. Interviewer asks, “How many girls here have fucked Mr. Pete?” All 5 of them have. “How many girls here have fucked Bud Lee?” None of them.
Trailers-Whoriental Sex Academy 6, Barely 18 #8, Surfer Girl, Dream Girls, and Barely 18 #7.
Director’s Commentary-Bud Lee essentially narrates the film in-between the scenes and shuts up during the actual sex. It is a nice if somewhat useless extra option.
Pop Shots-Montage.
Photo Gallery
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About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. His current favorits are Jennifer Luv, Eva Angelina, Kimberly Kane, and Lucy Thai. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003), Whack Attack 9 (2001), Nice Rack 6 (2000), and Service Animals 7 (2002).