Naughty College School Girls 31 Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  7/8/2004

Title: Naughty College Schoolgirls 31
Company: New Sensations
Length: 1 hour and 35 minutes (95 minutes)
Production Date(s): December 18, 2003
Release Date: March 29, 2004
Condoms: None

Director: Jonni Darkko

The Abridged Version: Ever since beginning my college career I have become aware of one undeniable truth: there is a seemingly endless amount of hot women on most campuses. This is especially surprising to me since I attend a university located in Mid-America where all girls are stereotypically supposed to be corn-fed and plain looking. Fuck that. I see gorgeous women every day. In fact, I have seen girls just as hot as Eva Angelina, Alexis Taylor, Mandy Starr, Jessica Sweet, and Kathleen Kruz in my lecture hall sociology classes. What’s the difference? Well, the girls on my campus, other than the one with a website, don’t do porn. These 5 hotties do. That said, I have put more thought into the college aspect of this then anyone involved with Naughty College Schoolgirls 31 obviously did. Essentially, some of the girls wear plaid skirts and that is about it. Only one scene even pretends to have a storyline. These are 5 girls who are old enough to be in college getting fucked. That’s the only way the title rings true. This is a shame too because anyone familiar with Eva’s back-story knows that she was a college student who decided to try porn when Shane’s World came to campus. This is not highlighted at all. Overall, it is just another generic young girl line. So, is the sex at least good? Well, that entirely depends upon the girl. Eva Angelina and Jessica Sweet sizzle in two simply amazing scenes while the other three girls fizzle. Director Jonni Darkko continues to remind me of a young Jules Jordan. Bizarrely, the problem Jordan always had at Pleasure and Rosebud was of the lighting variety, sometimes too dark and sometimes too bright. Here, Darkko avoids that until that final scene, which is plagued with lighting issues. Otherwise, his camera work is top notch, though editing the pre-scene tease sequences so short was a bad move.

Scene 1: Eva Angelina (cover girl) w/Ben Bratt (17 minutes)

The deceptively innocent looking Eva Angelina undresses in front of her mirror. With her hair slightly curled and face hidden behind glasses, she is a vision of pure beauty with the emphasis on pure. However, she doesn’t seem to think so as she continues changing outfits and looking in the mirror as if she were unhappy about her looks. Eventually, she decides upon the sexy blue two-piece we see her wearing on the cover. Pleased with herself, she looks into the mirror and turns around suddenly, as if she just noticed the camera filming her. She teases it a bit before we cut to Ben, completely naked, standing behind her and wondering why she even bothered to put any clothes on at all. Quickly, she twists around and gags on his cock as if her life depended upon it. In all my years of watching porn, Eva Angelina is still one of the most energetic girls I have ever seen, which still amazes me because she looks so damn innocent. She reminds me of Stephanie Swift. Ben elicits amazing noises out of her mouth as he pounds her in doggy. At one point, she throws her glasses to the side and sticks her panties in her mouth to muffle her moans. More of the same controlled insanity ensues in reverse cowgirl and missionary. He puts her glasses back on her face before unleashing a big load on her face. Amazingly, she never takes off the top during the whole scene, though it is moved so that her breasts are exposed. This is a great scene but Ben was constantly choking her. She is so intense that I can believe that she loved it or even asked him to do it. I still did not like seeing it.

Scene 2: Alexis Taylor (sexy strawberry blonde, natural B-cups, pale white skin, looks more like a fashion model than a porn star) w/Mark Ashley (17 minutes)

Here’s a bit of background information on this sexy girl: Alexis Taylor used to be a model for a soft core website. She went by the name Destiny for one of the AmateurHomePage sites and only ever did hardcore on that site once. In fact, that site is still updated as if she were still posing for it. Of course, in reality she has recently moved out to the Valley to be in porn though it appears that the Darren James incident scared her away as she is longer on World Modeling’s website and is probably long gone. So, it is strange for me to see her sucking and fucking but I am thrilled with the sensation. With her hair in pigtails and body clothed in a simple black top, red plaid skirt combo, Alexis looks exquisite. She doesn’t look like a schoolgirl, of course, but more a girl at a sexy costume party. She plays with herself for a tad bit as music drowns out any noise before Mark walks in. Within a minute, she is topless and sucking his big dick. I still can’t believe I am seeing her do this. Maintaining constant eye contact, she administers a rather sensuous blowjob, standing in contrast to the all-out nasty one given by Eva in scene 1. This girl does not moan. She whimpers, which we find out immediately in missionary. Here, the camera effectively alternates between wide-shots and extreme close-ups of the penetration. Amazingly, the two are positioned so perfectly that even during the extreme close-up we can still see her face and chest. After a somewhat uneventful doggy, Ashley pistons in and out of her with surprising force in cowgirl, finally coaxing some loud moans out of Alexis. There is a very brief spot of reverse cowgirl before we close on an open mouth facial. No cum goes in her mouth though and for Mark Ashley this is a pretty small load. This is a good scene but would have been a lot better had Alexis been a little more energetic.

Scene 3: Mandy Starr (light brown hair, cute freckled face, natural slim breasts w/nipple rings, tattoos, one of them above her pussy, clit piercings, resembles fellow porn star Christie Lee) w/Mario (21 minutes)

Mandy is one the phone with one of her girlfriends. She has her hair in Pippy Longstocking style pigtails and is wearing a mesh black top and panties. A recent conversation with my girlfriend revealed that, to her knowledge, most women don’t actually sit around the house in such outfits. I’ll choose to ignore that and go along with this. Of course, Mandy is gabbing about a boy with her friend right as the guy shows up at her house. With no hesitation, she hangs up the phone and sucks his dick. Telling him that she wants to get fucked, he sticks it in her doggy. Again though, in the cut from the blowjob to penetration the girl mysteriously loses all of her clothes. The action does not really pick up until they move to reverse cowgirl. A nice pussy to mouth sequence acts as a transition to an even more energetic bit of regular cowgirl. Mario reaches around to hold her ass cheeks open which reveals an inviting yet off limits asshole. More of the same continues in reverse cowgirl (again), sideways missionary, and missionary. Unfortunately, the brief bits of high energy are far too infrequent throughout. As she is sucking him to lead up to the facial, he lets go so some cum goes to the back of her throat. He immediately pulls out and shoots the rest on her chin and chest. At this rate, it has been downward decline from Eva. Maybe the next scene will rescue it.

Scene 4: Jessica Sweet (busty blonde, pale white skin, facially think of a plainer yet still sexy version of Brittany Murphy, AMAZING breasts, double Ds) w/Mark Ashley (17 minutes)

Returning to what worked for Alexis Taylor, we open with the girl teasing us as background music fills the audio track. Here, Jessica opens with her top off from the very start and with good cause. I have not seen breasts this perfect on an American porn star since Taylor St. Claire. I’m serious. With one hand on her right breast and the other rubbing her pussy under her light blue see-thru panties, she is just asking to get fucked. Mark thinks so too, stopping this little segment rather short and jamming his dick down her throat. The camera does a great job of alternating between profile shots to capture the blowjob and low angle shots from underneath to accentuate her magnificent rack. It is no surprise that the blowjob, which sees her gagging quite a bit but seeming to love it, turns into a titty fucking session. Once we cut to the extreme close-up for missionary, we finally realize just how conducive to echoes this mansion they are fucking in is. With the two performers located on the second floor near the stairwell, Jessica’s moans fill the whole entire house. She is insanely into it and the location helps get that point across nicely. Damn does it sound loud. She is just getting started though. When Mark really lays the wood to her in standing doggy, I imagine the neighbors might have thought they were killing someone in there her moans are so loud. They were all probably aware of this because after that last bout the two move into a bedroom where her moans won’t echo so loudly. She rides her way to several orgasms in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. The last position is quite the treat for the eyes too, her breasts bouncing around in all their glory. After a quick missionary position, she takes an open mouth facial. Good scene. Rather intense.

Scene 5: Kathleen Kruz (Latina, black hair, somewhat light skin, cute face) w/Mario (21 minutes)

We return to the beginning in this last scene. Kathleen is changing in front of her mirror, just as Eva was in the first scene. The difference here is that Ms. Kruz never decides on an outfit. Instead, she plays with herself. Mario peeps in through the door and likes what he sees. Neither one though is satisfied with simply fantasizing. He invites himself into her room and quickly finds his mouth on her nipples. She plays it coy while rubbing his dick through his jeans, as if it is all new to her. Her clear experience betrays her acting during the blowjob though. Again, this is more of the sensual variety than nasty. We finally get to see a guy actually go down on the girl for a bit before they go at it missionary. Unfortunately, Kathleen is a bit too quiet during the sex for my liking and there are some bad lighting problems, draping the two in a bizarre white light that makes their skin look orange at times. When Mario really gives it to her she reciprocates with some loud moans but through reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggy, and missionary this is a somewhat low energy scene. Kathleen is a very sexy girl so I was hoping for more. The big facial to close things off is nice.

Bonus: Around 30 seconds of bloopers play during the closing credits. The only two girls featured are Mandy and Kathleen.

The DVD:
Bonus Scene: Sabrine Maui w/Mark Ashley from Anal Trainer 2 (25 minutes)
Behind the Scenes (6 minutes)- Eva and Alexis change in and out of outfits and Mario and Mandy are interviewed minutes after they have met and minutes before they are to fuck. As a joke, they act as if they were a couple.
Trailers-Installments from Teen Dreams, She Squirts, North Pole, 4 Finger Club, Lessons in Lust, and Naughty College School Girls are highlighted. Also included is a trailer for Phoenix Rising 2.
Gallery-A ton of pictures in a photo gallery.

Final Thought: It is a precarious path to take when you make all of your product look exactly the same. Red Light District is learning that, as people are finally tiring of their abhorrently unoriginal product. And I am now noticing that far too many releases from New Sensations/Digital Sin look alike, from visual composition to editing. This would be a horrible thing if their style was bad. It’s not. They make great porn. They really do. However, how long will it be before people get tired of seeing the same old stuff from them? Also, Eva Angelina looks exquisite on the cover. I really cannot sing her praises enough. ‘Tis a shame to hear that she may all ready be retired. She coulda been a contender. Hell, she’s all ready a contender. She could have been a champion if she’d stuck around longer. Ironically, she’s probably back to actually being a college student now. I just hope that Jessica Sweet doesn’t take her magnificent chest and follow Eva out the door. And in case you’ve been under a rock Jonni Darkko is now directing exclusively for Evil Angel, though his backlog titles from his stint with Digital Sin continue to trickle out. I cannot wait to see his initial EA release: Angels of Debauchery. Jules Jordan was the next Buttman and Jonni’s the next Jules Jordan.

Rent it or Buy It: RENT IT. Eva and Jessica are strong enough to warrant rental considerations, but the rest is to inconsistent to merit purchase.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Right behind her at #2 and #3 in his top 3 girls of all time are Avy Scott and Jennifer Luv. Other favorites include busty women like Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Haley Paige, and Devinn Lane and slimmer women like Alyssa Love, Stephanie Swift, August Night, and Kelly Kline. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, New Sensations/Digital Sin, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Jonni Darkko, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003), Whack Attack 9 (2001), Nice Rack 6 (2000), Service Animals 7 (2002), and Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 1 (2000). When reading his "Rent it or Buy It" advice, take into consideration the fact that he almost never buys pornography. He is a habitual renter.