Lollipop Babies 2 Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  5/31/2004

Title: Lollipop Babies 2
Company: Cherry Boxxx Pictures
Actual Length: 1 hour and 45 minutes (105 minutes)
Advertised Length: 2 hours (120 minutes)
Production Date(s): February 5, 2004
Release Date: April 1, 2004
Condoms: None

Director: Rick Davis

The Abridged Version: Not too long ago, I saw Wet Between Thighs 3 from Cherry Boxxx Pictures and vowed to never again see a film from that company. They way I saw it, the girls they cast are lower B to C level caliber, meaning they often tend to be stricken with implants. They very clearly film their productions at a studio somewhere in Los Angeles and put forth little effort to hide that. When you see a girl sitting on a piece of furniture in a scene for them it does not look like she is sitting in a house. It looks like she is sitting on a lousy piece of furniture set up in the middle of a set. The filmmaking is adequate at best, instantly reminding one of the many pieces of mediocre porn produced in years past. However, Lollipop Babies 2 complies to and rises above most of that because it happens upon the golden rule of porn: if you cast the sexy girls your customers will come. Eve Lawrence has a hideous set of implants, but she has a cute, regular girl face and is very fun to watch during sex when her breasts are not on display. Eva Angelina is a college student turned porn starlet who is not shy about vocalizing her pleasure during sex. Bianca Pureheart is slightly plain, saintly looking girl that is in the same league as Eva as energetic fuck slut. And August Night reveals a new side of herself, proving that girls can still be nasty and grown as a performer in porn without having to give in and do anal. Unfortunately, Sativa Rose and Samantha Slater are duds, one due to her energy and the other due to her ghastly tattoos. This is quite definitely a strong cast that far exceeds the typical talent hired by Cherry Boxxx. Each scene begins with the girl completely naked and sucking on a lollipop and each scene ends with the girl completely naked and sucking on a lollipop just with some cum scatter over her body now. I have a feeling that some of the reasoning for how vocal most of the girls were has to do with the direction of Rick Davis. Either way, it worked on me.

Scene 1: Eve Lawrence (sexy, short red hairdo, very large implants, voluptuous figure) w/Tyce Bune (20 minutes)

Eve Lawrence is an 18-year-old redhead with a cute face and unfortunately enhanced chest. She looks freakishly similar to retired porn starlet Maggie Starr, only Maggie left her naturally small breasts alone. Wearing only red stockings and black F-me pumps, she opens sitting on a grey couch with a black backdrop and proceeds to do a tease for us while sucking a lollipop. This is mostly a bore until she stands up and bends over, revealing her phat ass. She uses her lollipop as a dildo and sucks it straight from her pussy. This turns Tyce on, who was watching from off camera, and he jumps right in to get his dick sucked. She alternates between blowing him and titty fucking him, her eyes looking straight at him or into the camera the whole time. Her ass cheeks shake quite nicely as she rides him in cowgirl. The sex they partake in is not spirited nor is it particularly tame. This looks more like some fun sex, with Eve at one point alternating between groaning from a hip-shaking orgasm and coyly laughing as Tyce rubs her clit. In fact, she seems to have been having such a purely good time that I slowly came around on her and started to really think that her implants looked okay. Of course, then they switch to reverse cowgirl and that was all thrown down the tube as her balloon-tits refuse to move. Things pick back up in doggy and missionary. They even do a pile driver on the side of the couch, with Eve holding her legs out in something damn close to doing the splits. Tyce pulls out and shoots off a huge load (for him at least) on her face. She ends by moving back and forth between sucking Tyce’s dick and her lollipop. Hot girl. Too bad about her horrible implants.

Scene 2: Eva Angelina (Shane’s World girl turned porn star, petite perfect body, cute as a button face, Chinese/Cuban/Irish/English mix) w/Dick Delaware (13 minutes)

Eva is one of the cutest porn starlets to grace the scene in quite some time. In her innocent looks and unexpectedly nasty and energetic screen performances, she reminds me of a young Stephanie Swift. Here, she opens wearing absolutely nothing. Incidentally, this does mean that she is not even wearing her glasses, which she almost always wears during her scenes. Lying on a white couch, she looks anything but virginal. She tells us that she is 18-years-old and begins to fuck her pussy with a red lollipop. It is the same trick that Eve did earlier and all the girls will do after Eva and I know that it is more idiotic than sexy, but watching a girl as sexy as Eva sucking a lollipop straight from her pussy looked pretty hot to me. This is, of course, nothing compared to what it looks like when she gives Dick an absolutely amazing blowjob. She sucks dick as if her life depended on it. Without any further adieu, she climbs on top of Dick in reverse cowgirl. As he pounds her hard, everyone on-set or within earshot distance are introduced to the sometimes supersonic moans of Eva Angelina. To put it this way, she is a very loud girl during sex, so much so that you might want to turn your volume down a little bit once they start fucking. In cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, she looks into the camera the whole time, contorting her face into the sexiest expressions you could imagine. Dick barely makes it through doggy. As she is seemingly close to orgasm, screaming out, “Yeah, hit me baby!” he frantically pulls out and shoots a big load on her face. We cut and come back to find her sucking on a lollipop while lightly jerking Dick’s spent member. It seems that you can’t go wrong with Eva Angelina.

Scene 3: Bianca Pureheart (cover girl, on the right with the pink lingerie) w/Anthony Hardwood (18 minutes)

Unlike Eve and Eva, Bianca fails to tell us her age. Instead, she opens completely naked and lying on a large bed with a light green comforter. She opens her brown lollipop and uses it as a dildo. When her guy comes into play, things go about a bit more sensually than the first two scenes. There is a lot of kissing and loving glances. He even puts off the blowjob so that she could get her pussy licked first. They find a happy medium in a 69, which shows Bianca to be a bit lower on the energy level than you’d like. She responds much better to a dick in her pussy than to a dick in her mouth, as she seems to really enjoy it when her man starts pounding her cowgirl. In fact, in absolutely no time his dick is literally covered with what appear to be her juices and she is screaming, “Oh, fuck!” It is amazing to watch Bianca go through this transformation because, maybe even more so than Eva, she does not look the type. However, she is extremely vocal during this, clutching the bed sheets with all her power as her body is in the throws of extreme pleasure. Her man gives it to her in missionary, doggy, and sideways missionary. In the end, the guy shoots two quick streams of cum on her face equaling up to the smallest facial yet.

Scene 4: Sativa Rose (brunette, Latina, possible implants, possible plastic surgery enhanced lips) w/Dick Tracy (16 minutes)

Sativa is in perhaps the worst location yet, sitting atop a red blanket in front of a yellow wall with clearly peeling paint. She is, of course, completely naked and holding a lollipop. The obligatory information is that her name is Sativa Rose and that she is 20-years-old. This time around, I was not at all turned on by watching the girl suck the lollipop from her pussy simply because it means lots of shots of the girl’s lips and Sativa has freakishly lush lips. They don’t look natural. Thankfully, they do look better wrapped around a cock. However, she gives a very mechanical, eyes wide shut blowjob that is phoned in all the way. Her tattoo-covered co-star briefly licks her pussy before slipping it in her for missionary. Her seemingly natural breasts don’t look natural, as they mostly stay still when she bounces up and down on the cock in reverse cowgirl. After doggy, things are mercifully ended when he shoots a weak load in her mouth. Very poor scene.

Scene 5: Samantha Slater (cover girl, low left hand corner with red lingerie) w/Cheyne Collins (16 minutes)

Samantha is one of the three girls picked to grace the cover of this feature. What the picture on the box does not explicitly show you are her absolutely hideous tattoos circumnavigating her belly and back. In porn, the closer the tattoo is to either the breasts or the pussy the worse it looks. These look real bad, with the two in front almost forming a V that points to her fun zone. On top of that, Samantha is not an especially attractive porn starlet. So, this does not look good. She foregoes telling us her age and just starts the lollipop-as-dildo routine. To her credit, she really goes all out during this, sliding the lollipop very deep in her pussy. Cheyne comes in and sucks the lolly right out of her pussy. She, of course, finds something new to suck on, proving to be quite a little cocksucker. And once the fucking begins, she shows herself to be a fairly energetic girl. However, I just could not get past her hideous tattoos. They screw in missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy. Cheyne pulls out and shoots off on the tattoo she has of an Indian’s face on her ass. This is just as much of a turn-off as you probably think it would be.

Scene 6: August Night (cover girl, middle with the black and maroon lingerie) w/Adam Wild (18 minutes)

The gorgeous August Night opens with lollipop all ready in mouth. She is sitting in a large grey loveseat, wearing only a sexy pearl necklace, as she informs us that she is 22-years-old. She no longer wears her hair in the straight black, very short (think a slightly longer version of the hair that Demi Moore wore in “Ghost) fashion she did for the first half of her career. Since then, she has grown it long and dyed it all sorts of colors, which is not surprising considering that August has said in interviews that she is only in porn until she has enough money to open her own hair salon. This shoulder length hair colored with streaks of black, red, silver, and God knows what else is probably the best one yet. In other words, this is the sexiest she has ever looked. Her naturally small breasts even look slightly bigger than they used to. The sexiest moments of this tease happen when August sticks the lollipop in her pussy and bends over with it sticking out, highlighting her magnificent ass. It is still THE best ass I have ever seen in porn. Her guy comes in and she delivers a very sexy blowjob, managing to deep throat his modest sized member. And the fact that August has been in the business for several years is very obvious, as she does all the right things at all the right times that only veteran girls usually know how to do. Sometimes, it is just something as simple as knowing when to look directly into the camera. He eats out her very pink pussy before filling it with cock in missionary, standing doggy, and reverse cowgirl. August is bizarrely vocal during this, moaing in a manner that I have never quite seen her do before. She even rolls out the dirty talk. August took a break from performing and only recently came back. She seems to have developed a new and extremely welcome nasty streak. I don’t even remember her being this vocal during her scene with Lexington Steele. She is up to her old tricks in the end though, cleverly making sure that the cum stays on the sides of her face and not in her mouth. However, she looks so nasty, maintaining eye contact the whole time, that you have to be looking very close to notice it.

The DVD:-This is an absolutely pathetic DVD. The menus are easily navigated and the video quality perfectly fine. However, the audio is oddly muffled, forcing this reviewer to turn the volume up louder than normal to hear. The extras are practically non-existent. The only thing offered that is even pertinent to this specific title is the slide show. Everything else is crap. I found it funny that on their “Xxxtras” menu they listed “Play Movie” as an extra. This is simply unacceptable. I have seen ultra low-budget amateur porn from tiny companies like Pixies Emporium with far better extras than this DVD. Cherry Boxxx and all that it covers, including Baby Doll Pictures and various other companies, should be capable of much, much better. Also the fact that the box advertises 2 hours of porn and the product only delivers 1 hour and 45 minutes is a big no-no. I get very little sign from Cherry Boxxx that they are interested in pleasing their consumers. Instead, they seem to really want their consumer’s money and will lie to them to get it.
Slide Show (2 minutes)
Website-The URL’s for the company’s websites.
Contact-The company’s address and e-mail address
Sex Lines (2 minutes)-Phone sex ads
Enlarge Your Penis (3 minutes)-A bizarre commercial for a penis enlargement product. It features brief hardcore sex with actors and porn stars I didn’t recognize.
Special Offer

The Verdict: I would have liked to have seen the girls actually in the lingerie they wear on the box cover and then strip out of it. Opening each scene with the girl completely naked seemed rather boring. I cared very little for the oral fixation prevalent in the lollipop fetish. And this DVD is EXTREMELY poor in the way of extras. However, I liked the actual feature. Bianca, Eva, and Eve are sexy performers and August Night is ever blowing me away. I still have my reservations about Cherry Boxxx and imagine that others might be bored to tears by this if they were not attracted to the girls I liked.

RENT IT or BUY IT: NEITHER. At best, it is a rental candidate. However, it is by no means a must-see. It ultimately amounts to a better than average piece of shelf-filler from a very mediocre company. Plus, the pathetic DVD and the misleading box cover make this one to avoid. If you continue purchasing or renting their product they’ll have no reason to stop lying on their box covers and putting out horrible DVDs.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. His current favorites are Jennifer Luv, Tyla Wynn, Kimberly Kane, and August Night. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003), Whack Attack 9 (2001), Nice Rack 6, and Service Animals 7 (2002).