Kelly's Evil Angel Movie Reviews (5)
Release date: 9/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: T.J. Hart, David Perry, Mike Foster, Rocco Siffredi, Andrew Youngman, Frank Gun, Leslie Taylor, Frank Major, Julia Taylor, Mario Rossi, Vanda Vitus, Zora Banx, Eva Mercedes, Shanon Stone, Patricia Orsoya
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Title: Rocco's True Anal Stories 4 Company: Evil Angel Length: 2 hours and 16 minutes (136 minutes) Production Date(s): February 3, 1999 Original Release Date: February 10, 1999 DVD Release Date: October 25, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Rocco Siffredi The Abridged Version: Europorn, to me, means sex that is often too rough and sometimes borderline misogynistic and girls that look bored as can be. I wish I could say that Rocco's True Anal Stories 4 refutes that. It actually re-inforces it. The girls here are all stupidly gorgeous, especially Mina. Most of our American contract girls are not as hot as the typical Euro gonzo girl. It is all the more frustrating then that so many of these Eurogirls are lame on-screen fucks. Yvette, Mercedes, Patricia, and Vanda are all examples of that. Julia Taylor is a tweener. The only real stories here are Mina and TJ Hart. Mina is just out of this world sexy and TJ brings an American presence though she fails to really outdo her scene counterpart Julia. So, too many of the girls here look bored.
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Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tom Byron, Steven St. Croix, Alex Sanders, Anna Malle, Joey Silvera, Jay Ashley, Kristi Lynn, Heather St. Clair
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Title: Buttmans Wet Dream Company: Evil Angel Length: 2 hours and 20 minutes (140 minutes) Production Date(s): 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD) Release Year: 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD) Condoms: None Director: John Stagliano The Abridged Version: I will be honest with you. I was not looking forward to writing this review. Even though John Buttman Staglianos name was on the box as the director, I still did not expect much. This is vintage porn after all. It was originally produced and released in 1994, meaning the picture quality is understandably grainy and the lighting too dark at times. The girls are not particularly my taste, each one a throwback to an era when big hair, tan lines, and implants were all the rage for porn girls. However, I vastly underestimated the allure of cover girl Kristi Lynn and the brilliance of John Stagliano. Essentially, this is one of the more hypnotic pieces of pornography I have ever seen.
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Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 2/3/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Angel, Pat Myne, Taylor St. Clair, Lexington Steele, Carlos, Kaylynn, Leslie Taylor, Cindy, Mario, Sebastian Barrio, Pascal St. James, Suzanne, Friday, Katie Morgan, Mike Ashley
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: John Leslie is one of the legendary directors in all of porn. As such, you forgive his faults. You forgive the fact that he puts veterans and fan-known stars like Katie Morgan, Taylor St. Claire, and Friday into a tape entitled "Fresh Meat". After all, they are fresh meat to John so he's not technically lying. You forgive the setting of a scene in a bowling alley, one of the most unconventional porn settings you could ever see. You forgive occasional shoddy camerawork. But do you forgive an ultimately mediocre tape from such a legend? After all, he can't hit homeruns everytime. We start off "Fresh Meat 15: Roll that Hole" in a bowling alley. Having bowled as a teenager and actually coached little gradeschoolers in bowling, I can tell you that Taylor St. Claire and Friday would never be in this bowling alley in real life. Well, they wouldn't be wearing the skintight, skimpy outfits they do and definitely wouldn't be getting fucked up the ass by Pat Myne. But that is why this is porn.
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Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 1/31/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sean Michaels, Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Marcus, Charmane Star, Jessica Darlin, Brian Pumper, Juliana Kincaid, Billy Banks, Natasha Dolling
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: In my sophomore Biology class we had to keep a journal. What this had to do with biology was apparently beside the point. Our teacher would write questions, sometimes whimsical while sometimes serious, on the board and we would spend the first 10 minutes of class answering these in our journals. The one that sticks out in my mind was his ill-advised question If you could be any animal what would it be and why? I very innocently answered that I would like to be a horse because they are very well hung. It was an honest answer met with strict scrutiny and swift punishment once we handed in our journals for the teacher to grade. What does that have to do with anything? Well, it illustrates my apparent longing to possess a literally beastly sized member. On that same note, it illustrates the odd fascination with penis size and stereotypes and clichés that go along with that.
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Release date: 4/19/2001
Reviewed on: 1/28/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: McKayla, Monica, Julia, Christina Bella, Anne Joy, Messy, Barbara Flores
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Logically, this film has everything going for it. For starters, John Leslie, a legend among legends, is directing. Secondly, and ultimately more importantly, you have a cast of 7 drop-dead gorgeous women. They're all paired together with well-hung males who more than happily please them and violate their ass in the process. Lastly, this is a DVD from Evil Angel which means that you're going to get a solid disc with a clear transition and packed with great features. Given all of this, this should be a no-brainer, right? Sadly, "Fresh Meat 11" delivers on all of these, yet somehow only amounts up to being...just another porn film. We start off with Barbara Flores and Anne Joy, a beautiful blonde and brunette) sharing Frank Gunn. Sexually, there is nothing wrong with the scene. The girls both get it from Gunn hard and end with his cum on their face. However, the editing here is alarmingly bad. The transition from girl to girl is very quick paced and I counted at least 3 different locations this scene takes place. That's fine.
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