Sex Fiends 3 (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by Kelly  on  11/18/2005

Title: Sex Fiends 3
Company: Platinum X
Length: 154 minutes
Production Date(s): August 2005
Release Date: October 20, 2005
Condoms: None

Directed by: John Strong

THE SEX:
Scene 1: Eva Angelina w/John Strong (28 minutes)
So, as the opening credits close and we get the “Directed by John Strong” text on screen we hear one of the girls say, “I want to suck your cock.” Well, we don’t have to wait long for it as we open this scene with a quasi-POV blowjob from Eva. Of course, any pretense of POV is quickly dropped so that John can stand up and fuck Eva’s mouth. Moving to a couch, she loses her pink bra and panty and sits on his dick for reverse cowgirl. And, of course, the sex is passionate and she is vocal, but her store-bought tits barely move whatsoever, a definite wood killer for me. They move on to cowgirl, which sees her pretty much fucking him, kneeling doggy, mish, and missionary. He drops a load in her mouth, and she swallows most of it. Those of you without any hang-ups about implants might enjoy this scene.

Scene 2: Naomi (cover girl) w/Erik Everhard and John Strong (26 minutes)
Naomi, looking less-airbrushed yet just as stunning as she does on the cover, is kneeling on a couch with her ass out to the camera. Strong is just admiring this amazing derriere he finds in front of him, and quickly capitulates to her demands to start the scene even though they’re still waiting on another guy to show-up (a porn star eager to start fucking before the director’s ready is sexually fiendish I guess). They get through the blowjob and the beginning stages of cowgirl before the other guy, Everhard, shows up. He jumps right in, giving her something to suck on before she switches to kneeling doggy to give him a turn to poke. Subsequently, John gets her in reverse cowgirl, and Erik in cowgirl. She tends to respond better to Erik, going up another octave level each time he hits a new jack hammering speed. He does stick a finger or two up her ass, and she goes with it for a bit before slyly pushing his hand away. No harm done though, as indicated by the orgasmic screams she lets out a position later when Erik is pounding her in missionary. The guys take turns in missionary and kneeling doggy before giving her two loads to swallow. This was a pretty hot scene, though it dragged a bit at the end for me.

Scene 3: Jessica Jammer w/Michael Stefano and John Strong (32 minutes)
At 21 years of age, Jessica finds herself wearing a pink blouse, pink and black plaid skirt, and pink stockings and talking into a camera about how she is about to do her first DP scene in porn. Seeing as how she undeniably bears a facial resemblance to Jessica Simpson, watching Ms. Jammer do this will certainly give a charge to a large group of consumers out there. Her small, natural breasts are certainly nice, but I would have preferred Simpson’s natural D-cup. Anyway, Stefano starts tagging her in sideways missionary with her black panties pushed to the side and we see that she’s pretty tight. The three of them go through a battery of positions (missionary, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggy, etc.) before she asks for and receives some anal lovin’ in sideways missionary, kneeling doggy, and reverse cowgirl. The DP, also in reverse cowgirl, starts off mildly. She truly does look like a newbie to the sex act, but fortunately it agrees with her. In fact, she seems to cum very hard at the end of reverse cowgirl, though her orgasm at the end of cowgirl DP is a bit more covered in doubt. They do some one-on-one missionary anal with her to get some gapes before giving her two loads to swallow. What would Nick say?

Scene 4: Nadia Styles w/John Strong (31 minutes)
Nadia, in white lingerie, is sitting on a chair with her ass out to the camera (sound familiar?). John goes straight to her asshole, licking it and spitting on it. He shoves a sex toy up her ass, and then quickly backs off to let her use it on herself. A blowjob is delivered, and far too much saliva is displayed. Vaginal sex is had in reverse cowgirl, and squirting onto the camera occurs. Squirting? She’s ready for anal. They get to it in sideways missionary, and judging by how easily John slips in (and then in and out) I’d say either they had a lot more lube or that Nadia had a bit more anal experience than Jessica. They pretty comfortably plow through a bunch of anal positions, including cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggy, and a brief standing position. He, of course, gives her some cum to swallow. I reviewed Nadia’s amazing first anal, and it’s very apparent how different her energy is during anal now.

Scene 5: Ali Kat w/John Strong and Michael Stefano (33 minutes)
With her natural C-cup, I definitely like Ali from the neck down, despite her three minor tattoos. However, her face doesn’t really click with me. Anyway, she’s quickly freed from her mesh top and bottom. A blowjob is delivered, and vaginal sex occurs. She actually has pubic air, though don’t go thinking 70s porn star carpet here. The sex, even after they switch to sideways missionary, isn’t exactly setting anything afire. Stefano comes into play, and they DP her in cowgirl to liven it up a bit. It works, setting her on the “Oh, my God!” escalator to multiple several orgasms. They get similar results in reverse cowgirl DP and standing DP. She too gets two loads to swallow.

DVD Extras:
Cumshot Recap, Behind the Scenes (girl specific from menu, Naomi is Czech-Israeli, she had been in the biz for 3 weeks when this was shot, Everhard was obsessed with her ass), Bonus Footage (sex that was cut from Eva and Naomi’s scenes, Slide Show, and Trailers

Final Thought:
It is a fool's error to attempt any type of serious analysis of current American all-sex films, and I have been guilty of this many times before. This is caused by the fact that so much of what is put out into the market is interchangeable and technically proficient so that the only thing left for a critic to say, without falling into redundancy, is, "I didn't like this cast" or "I did like this cast." I didn't like this cast, but the chemisty in all five scenes was at least a step or two above "another day at the office". I loved Naomi though, and I would have definitely rented this one just to see her. She is airbrushed too much on the cover, but she still looks great in her scene and has the kind of soft body that some might dislike but I adore. If I were a pornographer, I would want to dress her up in tight jogging pants or, better yet, shorts and follow her around as she jogs in a park. I would play it off like I was just some ass-obsessed guy in a park. I would approach her, and convince her to come by my office some time. And then..wait a minute. Now, I'm just blatantly robbing ideas from old Buttman films. I can't help it. Naomi's ass is to die for!

RENT IT or BUY IT:
RENT IT.

About the Author:
I am an undergrad in college writing reviews of porn DVDs from time to time, hopefully giving you enough (sometimes overly serious) information to aid in porn shopping decisions. My favorite porn stars of all time are Avy Scott, Christy Canyon, and Taylor St. Claire. Among the active girls, I enjoy Sunny Lane, Kinzie Kenner, Sara Stone, Harmony Rose, Naomi, and Riley Mason. I also appreciate some of the stars of yesterday, particularly Taija Rae, Joanna Storm, April West, PJ Sparx, Victoria Paris, Nikki Dial, Zora Banks, Melody Max, and Jennifer Luv. As such, you could say I’m a brunette man, ass-man, and breast-man (implants almost always turn me off though). I avoid Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Evasive Angles, JM Productions, and compilations like the plague. I keep track of new releases from Platinum X and Evil Angel as well as new-to-DVD classics from VCA and Caballero. When it comes to directors, I enjoy the vintage films from Henri Pachard, Paul Thomas, John Leslie, and John Stagliano whereas I currently enjoy the work being done by Chris Streams and Dirty Sanchez (Bangbros). My favorite porn films of all time include Wanda Whips Wallstreet (1981), The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 1 (2000), and The Fashionistas (2003).