Kelly's Movie Reviews directed by Corey Jordan (3)
Release date: 5/17/2004
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: John West, Adam Wilde, Van Damage, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Luci Thai, Chanel Chavez, Delilah Strong, Skyla Banks
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Title: Young, Fresh and Ripe 2 Company: Video Team Length: 1 hour and 43 minutes (103 minutes) Production Date(s): 2/27, 3/11, 3/27, 3/30, and 4/4: 2004 Release Date: May 17, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Corey Jordan The Abridged Version: If you read my review of Young, Fresh, and Ripe 1, you know that I have a very low opinion of Corey Jordan the director and was not at all impressed with Video Teams supposedly new premiere young girl line. There, I said I would avoid anything with Jordans name on it at all costs. So, why the hell did I go back on that? Well, I didnt. I had not seen Young, Fresh, and Ripe 1 yet when I decided to screen Young, Fresh, and Ripe 2. I didnt know what I was getting into. However, screen both of them I have now and I can report that volume 2 is much better than the abysmal volume 1. The cast this time around is far more attractive. Unfortunately, all of the lighting, editing, and camera angle issues remain making this look barely a notch above amateur pornography.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: John West, Anthony Hardwood, Matt Bixel, Talita Del Rio, Robert Stern, Summer Sweet, Sativa Rose, Kina Kai
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Title: Young, Fresh and Ripe Company: Video Team Length: 1 hour and 52 minutes (112 minutes) Production Date(s): Various dates between 2003 and 2004 Release Date: March 10, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Corey Jordan The Abridged Version: During the first scene of Young, Fresh and Ripe 1, director Corey Jordan tells new girl Summer Sweet that he is out to make this new young line one of the nastiest, hardcore lines out there. That is a high level to shoot for and not surprisingly Jordan fails to reach it. In fact, he does not even come close to it. Instead, he delivers an instantly forgettable piece of pornography containing marginal new faces and grievous editing and lighting errors. If this were an amateur video, it would lean toward being high end. However, its not, though judging from the quality of the female cast and the inexperience of the male cast one could be fooled into thinking it is. Jordan has been at this for a while now and he has yet to improve.
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Release date: 1/16/2003
Reviewed on: 2/3/2004
Studio: Anarchy
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Tyce Bune, Nikki, Honey, Brett Rockman, Brittney Skye, Jaden, Jackie Moore, Nikki Dawn
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Not too long ago there was a tagteam in the WWE named the Hardy Boyz who were also accompanied to the ring by Lita. Now Lita was one of those rare female wrestlers who could very genuinely wrestle. She would jump to the top of the ropes and do a moonsault or something incredibly risky and the crowd would break out into the "Holy Shit!" chants. However, I would watch and just wonder how in the hell her jeans stayed on. See, Lita was my introduction to what I guess is called "hip huggers." She wore her jeans or pants very low to the point that they just hung to the side of her hips and as a result you could very easily see the straps of her thong. I never really found it attractive. I just always wondered how the hell her pants stayed on and just how comfortable she was wearing a thong or whatever she had on while wrestling. That's just me. But watching a girl run around in the ring in hip huggers is one thing.
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