Diville has reviewed 75 adult movies from top porn companies Digital Sin, New Machine, VCA, Elegant Angel, and more movie producers . Diville's reviews cover scenes directed by Randy West, Anton Slayer, Fred J. Lincoln, Nick Orleans, featuring some of porn's top stars like Lola [I] (ambiguous), Jill Kelly, Stacy Valentine, and Alexandra Silk.
Diville's Movie Reviews (75)
Release date: 9/30/2009
Reviewed on: 10/8/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Johnny, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Rob Banks, Kristina Rose, Chris Strokes, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale
Directed by: Mason
Review brief: In an era of porn where the zenith of a star's popularity is reached when she finds the nadir of her depravity, we have now a movie in which the star is, yes, depraved, but far, far from humbled. Here, Kristina Rose doesn't sink to new depths, but attacks them. She brings energy to everything she does as the newest Slutwoman, and though one gets the strong sense that she really did enjoy making this volume of smut as much as we enjoy watching it.
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Release date: 2/8/2008
Reviewed on: 2/10/2008
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Jada Fire, Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Brianna Love, Rebeca Linares, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: After a year of successful gonzo porn productions, Elegant Angel has put together seven new scenes with a roster of vasity porn starlets that rivals the cast list of any production anywhere. There's not a B-list girl in the bunch. Then, going beyond the call of duty, exhaustive features and respectives are packaged with four complete scenes from the past year's stadout titles.
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Release date: 1/29/2008
Reviewed on: 2/5/2008
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Maria Bellucci, Ocean, James Deen, Brianna Love, Jenny Hendrix, Sasha Grey, Mikey Butders, Sarah Wild
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: In a movie like Grand Theft Anal 11, the only purpose a vagina serves is to provide geographic orientation to the asshole. Here, it's all anal all the time. Even with the inclusion of some new faces which may not be destined for porn superstardom, this title gives us Sasha Grey, Jenny Hendrix and Brianna Love, each at the top of their games.
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Release date: 1/2/2008
Reviewed on: 1/31/2008
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Chris Cannon, Chris Charming, Van Damage, Sascha, James Deen, Franchezca Valentina, Sasha Grey, Brad Hardy
Review brief: The interactive porn DVD is really quite review proof. If you're of the mind to check one out, then the only questions that seem worth asking are "Is it competently made?" And, "Is the girl at the center of the action worth my attention?" When talking about Total Interactive Control of Sasha Grey, the answers to both questions is "yes." You can still find her doing more energetic work in other videos, but this is certainly enough to satisfy her fans.
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Release date: 11/20/2007
Reviewed on: 1/18/2008
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: John Strong, Mr. Pete, Jenna Haze, Michael Stefano, Shyla Stylez, Sascha, Eva Angelina, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Jenny Hendrix, Claire Dames
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: There hasn't been a cast this impressive since Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, Fred Astaire and O.J. Simpson teamed up for The Towering Inferno. But unlike the stars of Big Wet Asses 12, none of those luminaries ever got his sphincter pulled out shape like a Stretch Armstrong doing pilates. Here, you have Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Jenny Hendrix, Shyla Stylez, Claire Dames and Jasmine Byrne all having sex--both vaginally and anally--for your carnal entertainment.
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Release date: 1/9/2008
Reviewed on: 1/17/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Sean Michaels, Alex Sanders, John Strong, Sergio, John West, Chris Charming, Voodoo, Mike Hawk, Mark Ashley, Eva Angelina, Nadia Styles, Sammie Rhodes, Todd Driller, Jack Venice, Phat Zane, Jenner, Mike Hash, Winston Burbank, Marco Banderas, Audrey Bitoni, John Espizedo
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Over the course of nine scenes and more than two and a half hours, Eva Angelina fucks 18 guys, three women and a dildo so big congress is investigating it for steroid use. Thanks to Jonni Darkko and Evil Angel, we have E for Eva, the most comprehensive travelogue to date of the curvy, raven haired beauty's body and orifices
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Release date: 6/23/2006
Reviewed on: 11/16/2006
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Lisa Ann, Mark Davis, Mark Wood, Tyler Faith, Scott Nails, Tiffany Rayne, Jenna Presley, Katrina Isis
Directed by: Samson
Review brief: Having not seen volumes one and two I was concerned that I may not understand the plot of Lick It Up 3. What is the subtext? What exactly is being licked and who is licking it? And why? Lisa Ann, who once featured in this reviewer's shamefully deviant fantasies, retired from porn a number of years ago, but now returns. In this, and in many other recently released DVDs, she shows a new generation of porn fans why the previous generation got turned on to porn in the first place. Maybe she can be the masturbatory touchstone for both twenty- and thirty-somethings. Kind of like how our fathers and grandfathers both jerked off to Ann Margaret. Not surprisingly, this DVD raises multiple questions: What exactly is being licked and who is licking it? And why? The titular "It" to which you are referring is male ejaculate. Licking it are Tiffany Rayne, Jenna Presley, Katrina Isis, Tyler Faith and the aforementioned Lisa Ann.
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Release date: 10/1/2003
Reviewed on: 11/25/2003
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Jesse Jane
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Starring: Jesse Jane Directed By: Joone If ever the citizenry of Greece gets together to pen the sequel to their own mythology, they'd be well served to write the story of Jesse Jane and of how her pussy unleashed upon the world all the wonderful things Pandora's Box did not. And of how one look directly at her body turned men not into stone, but into wood. Or, at least parts of them. Until a fifty foot statue of her is erected among the ruins at the Acropolis, we must settle instead for her naked likeness digitally reproduce on our television screens. And in lieu of worshiping her, I suppose it wouldn't hurt anybody if we just whacked off a little, then fell asleep. Though the colloquialism is hardly Greek, it's safe to say that Jesse Jane is built like a brick shithouse. With only a handful of projects to her credit, Digital Playground's contract starlet could certainly hit the stratosphere in terms of popularity, given that she's promoted properly and doesn't ration out her appearances too conservatively.
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Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2003
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Billy Glide, Sky, Max, Tasha Hunter, Dillion Day, Jesse, Adriana Sage, Jim [I] (ambiguous)
Review brief: Starring: Sky, Jesse, Adriana Sage, Tasha Hunter, Billy Glyde, Dillon Day, Max, Cheyne Collins Sky is (or maybe once was) perfect for the Shane's World brand of porn. She's exactly the kind of girl men like. She's beautiful enough to be on the cover of a Vivid video, but is also the kind woman who can wear a baseball cap and mean it. Or, play a boy's game and play it well. Truly, she is everything we want in a pornstar and all we could hope for in a girlfriend. She is the embodiment of Gilligan's grandest wet dream: Mary-Ann trapped in Ginger's body. She is that rarity of contradictions...a sexy tomboy. It's just as easy to picture a woman like Sky shouting back at a televised football game as it is to imagine her emerging from the shower smelling of strawberry scented shampoo. Bewildering. Fairness, however, compels me to fully disclose that since I first saw her, Sky has made me stiffer than American Idol's dance choreography.
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Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 10/22/2002
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Ed Powers, Jay, Jessie, Gabby, Shuki
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Directed By: Ed Powers I think Ed Powers is the kind of guy who likes it when people talk about him. He likes it when people say his name, or marvel at his success. And one day, after he's grown just a little older, he will die comfortably in his own arms. But will anyone care very much? True infamy is a long way off when you're a pornographer. When it's all said an done with, Ed Powers will be remembered more for being a lucky man than having been an admirable one. In no way is any of this meant to disparage his success. Anyone who cares to do a little research will find that this self-proclaimed porn critic wrote once in another review that he kinda liked the little fella. Yes, when compared to "extreme" gonzo home movie makers, I do like the guy. By pornography standards he seems harmless enough. But after 15 years, or so, of Dirty Debutantes videos, do we really need him? Sadly, the answer is no. More Dirty Debutantes 130 is a paint by numbers affair. Ed does just enough to meet the definition of pornography.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/7/2002
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: John Strong, Rod Fontana, Tyce Bune, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Julian St. Jox, Mark Cummings, Santino Lee, Miko Lee, Cheyne Collins, Tony Martino, Herschel Savage
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Starring: Miko Lee Before I ever saw a gang bang video, I thought the whole concept was as extreme and perverse as anything that had ever been recorded on videotape. At the time the first gang bangs came out, that probably wasn't much in the way of hyperbole. Of course, gang bangs define a whole genre of porn now, and the novelty has worn off. The idea of a room full of guys fucking the same girl just isn't as exciting as it used to be. Sometimes, though not often, one of these gang bangs does something to draw your attention. I'm not going to say Gang Bang Angels 9 reinvents the form, but it certainly fulfills it's obligations. That is to say, it doesn't disappoint. Miko Lee--the center of attention--is as attractive a girl as any of us are likely to ever see up close, and she's the reason this title stands out from others. Her exotic Asian looks, of course, are a part of the appeal, but even if you were to see her in silhouette you might find yourself wiping drool away your chin. She's a sexy girl. And young.
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Release date: 11/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/28/2002
Studio: Private
Starring: Missy, Brooke Ashley, Philippe Dean, David Perry, Lexington Steele, Wanda Curtis, Silvia Saint, John Walton, Frank Gun, Guy DiSilva, Nacho Vidal, Kate More, Richard Langin, Laura Angel, Amanda Steel, Katarina Martinez, Hakan, Lea de Mae, Franco Roccaforte, Mishi, Stefania Bruni, Zora Banx, Sonya Smith, Sarah McLean, Rumika Powers
Review brief: If Silvia Saint ever becomes pregnant, I hope her baby has the good sense to lick her pussy a couple of times on the way out. OK, maybe that was uncalled for, but the truth of the matter is that when it comes to the aesthetically perfect Silvia Saint no thought can be too depraved, and no lust can be sated. Not even by this excellent DVD. The Private Life of Silvia Saint is a two-disc DVD featuring nothing but the best of its star's work with Private. Such a release is to perverts what the The Lord of the Rings movie was to geeks. It is, simply, all the stuff they like right there in one easy to access package. Private has a loyal following, and I guess it's deserved, though I've never been an enthusiastic fan myself. While well produced with many truly beautiful women, Private movies are often a little distant. Their sex scenes seem to be orchestrated and not as spontaneous as I'd like. Here, stripped from their original contexts, the sex appears a little less managed.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/25/2001
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Peter North, Earl Slate, Jewel De'Nyle, Cheyne Collins, Caroline Cage, Jeanie Rivers, Dillion Day, Skylar Knight, Nikita Denise, Jay Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Skylar, Jeannie Rivers, Nikita Denise, Caroline Cage, Peter North, Cheyne Collins, Dillon Day, Earl Slate Directed By: Peter North In a parallel universe where hardcore fucking has taken the place of professional sports as the country's most profitable diversion, Peter North sits upon a thrown of Nike and Gatorade endorsement deals he hasn't gotten around to signing yet. That's not to say he isn't incapable of making mistakes. As of this writing, Michael Jordan is only weeks away from having announced his comeback...to the Wizards. And North Pole 13 falls short of what other editions have conditioned us to expect. The series' format makes it difficult to review in an expository manner. There is no plot, most of the women are new to the business, and no single segment has anything to do with the others. Yet, questions abound: I'm looking at the picture at the corner of this page and don't mind telling you that I'm digging that girl on the cover.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/5/2001
Studio: Legend
Starring: Nick East, Ian Daniels, Randy West, Cheyenne Silver, J.J. Michaels, Dolly Golden, Lexington Steele, Charmane Star, Ava Vincent, Veronica Caine
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: Starring: Charmane Star, Cheyenne Silver, Jewel Valmont, Barrett Moore, Dolly Golden, Ian Daniels, J.J. Michaels, Nick East, Randy West, Lexington Steele Directed By: Jerome Tanner As a reviewer of porn it is my responsibility to be opinionated. And pathetic. But I don't think I'm supposed to dole out advice while being either. You're smart people; I know because you're computer users and dumb people can't type. Yet, I feel the need to offer some words of wisdom: If you're female and you look like Charmane Star or Cheyenne Silver, don't waste your time in porn movies most of us wouldn't want to waste our time watching. You can do better for yourself dancing on the road or appearing in movies that don't star Randy West. Don't work on a lesser person's terms, don't eat suspect seafood, never bet on another man's trick.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 7/15/2001
Studio: Wicked
Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Tom Byron, Lovette, Lisa Ann, Vince Vouyer, Tabitha Stevens, Goldie Star, Kitty Monroe
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Starring: Lisa Ann, Tabitha Stevens, Kitty Monroe, Goldie Star, Lovette, Tom Byron, John Decker, Vince Voyeur, Nick East Directed By: F.J. Lincoln Tan lines on asses and semen on faces. Soft fleshy boobies and sex in strange places. Powerful orgasms Lisa Ann brings. These are a few of my favorite things.... Oh, trust me, in the name of Lisa Ann I could go on to bastardize many more standard show tunes. But, I won't. After all, what's the fun in singing about porn when you could be watching it? Of course, I'm neither singing nor watching at the moment. I'm writing...and poorly. Lisa Ann, though no longer in front of the cameras, made enough movies that her fans can content themselves with watching her catalogue slowly make its way to the DVD format. The Wicked Web, from Wicked Pictures, is one such title that's recently been digitized and applied to a shiny plastic disc. It may not be her best movie, but it's not her worst.
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Release date: 5/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/13/2001
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Devin Wolf, Briana Banks
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Starring: Tera Patrick, Briana Banks, Julia Ann, Devin Wolf, Bobby Vitale Directed By: Joone Tera Patrick is so pretty she'll make you feel like you've been drinking Willy Wonka's fizzy lifting drinks. You'll become light-headed and your body might do things it wouldn't normally do. Like float upwards. She's just that sexy, though it's much too easy to describe her as "exotic." That's a word, after all, used to advertise imported furniture and ethnic restaurants. So, pick another adjective, but make it a good one; someone who looks the way she does deserves more than pedestrian terms. Island Fever, her most recent DVD from Digital Playground, is a visual stunner shot in secluded areas of Maui. And though Tera would have been enough, Julia Ann and Briana Banks are also there to show off their bodies and to have sex for your entertainment.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/12/2001
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Channone, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Mike Horner, Montana Gunn, Crystal Gold
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Channone, Crystal Gold, Montana Gunn, Ashley Renee, Lovette, Alex Sanders, Kyle Stone, Mike Horner, Dave Hardman, Frank Towers Directed By: Stuart Canterbury Topless Window Washers is not a good movie. It's unnecessary, in fact. It's unnecessary in the way an oversized advertising circular stuffed in my mailbox is unnecessary. Both pretend to have my best interest in mind, but each takes my wallet to heart. There's nothing here we all haven't seen done better some place else, and even though a couple of the girls on this DVD are more than nice to look at, they're not presented as they should be. I'll go on record and say I'm a fan of Chonnone, the French starlet who came and went like so many other second tier porn actresses. I'm convinced if she spoke English she'd have been a bigger star. Her body is really quite impressive, especially the ass part of it. It's that body which graces the this movie's box cover, and while she may not be recognizable to some, she is to me.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 7/1/2001
Studio: Wicked
Starring: John Decker, Roxanne Hall, Nico Treasures, Caressa Savage, Alex Sanders, Julie Rage, Jacklyn Lick, Jenna Jameson, Big T, Colt Steel
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Starring: Jenna Jameson, Nico Treasures, Caressa Savage, Roxanne Hall, Julie Rage, John Decker, Colt Steele, Alex Sanders Directed By: F.J. Lincoln Jenna Jameson has been popular for so long we easily forget she used to make average porn movies. Before she ever had sex on luxury yachts and pirate ships, or in mythical worlds and parallel universes, Jenna fucked on porn sets with three or less walls--just like those tangible starlets that don't even have their own web sites yet. Consider this: she worked for Randy West...twice. Jinx, salvaged from the catalogue of Wicked Pictures, gives us Jenna Jameson just as she was blossoming from that sexy girl we liked to watch on our television sets, to the carnal icon we envision on the backs of our sleeping eyelids. What's remained the same, though, is her look. And by look, I'm not talking about the shape of her body; that's changed several times from thin, to curvy, to thin and curvy. I'm talking about her look...the way she occupies space.
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Release date: 2/23/2001
Reviewed on: 6/29/2001
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Serenity, Chris Cannon, Jewel De'Nyle, Gwen Summers, Lee Stone
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Starring: Serenity, Jewel De'Nyle, Gwen Summers, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon, Lee Stone Directed By: Michael Zen I feel the same way about Wicked Pictures contract girl Serenity as many wild animals feel about their young; I don't know whether to protect her with my life or to eat her. And I'm not just talking about cunnilingus. I think I might actually ingest a little, too. None of this is to condone cannibalism, of course, but it just goes to show how special she is. Serenity is of a different mold than most porn stars. When we would be led by others to believe the ideal girl is tall, sophisticated, and incredibly thin, Serenity shows up in Vengeance to lead us to a different conclusion. The ideal woman may, in fact, be small, curvy and different than all the other box cover girls staring back at us from adult video store shelves. And though Michael Zen's time shifting reincarnation mystery doesn't give her a chance to be silly, those who've seen her before know Serenity has a great sense of humor.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/18/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Jill Kelly, Tom Byron, Christy Canyon, Peter North, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Sharon Mitchell, Carolyn Monroe, Victoria Paris, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Marc Wallice, Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, John Leslie, Erica Boyer, Eric Edwards, Vanessa Del Rio, Seka, Constance Money, Lesllie Bovee
Review brief: Starring: Marilyn Chambers, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley, Seka, Christy Canyon, Sharon Mitchell, Victoria Paris, Tianna, Jeanna FineGeorgina Spelvin, Erika Boyer, Jill Kelly, Lesllie Bovee, Constance Money, Vanessa Del Rio, Carolyn Monroe, Sharon Kane, Samantha Fox, Lee Carroll, Bunny Bleu, John Holmes, Peter North, John Leslie, Ron Jeremy, Eric Edwards, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice We are all list crazy. We compulsively make them, whether they are of our favorite rock bands, favorite movies, best places to eat ribs, favorite sexual positions, or whatever there is in the world that can be counted. It's only natural, then, that there would be a list of the all-time greatest porn stars. Look to the Polls Forum of this very web site, and you'll see such matters continuously debated. Of course, there could be no official list; sex is much too subjective.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/18/2001
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Georgina Spelvin, Marilyn Chambers, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Lesllie Bovee
Review brief: Starring: Rene Bond, Lesllie Bovee, Colleen Brennan, Marilyn Chambers, Abigail Claytonl Desiree Cousteau, Vanessa Del Rio, Samantha Fox, Terri Hall, Annette Have, C.J. Lang, Ginger Lynn, Kay Parker, Darby Lloyd Rains, Tina Russell, Candy Samples, Seka, Serena, Georgina Spelvin, Jessie St. James, Nancy Suiter, Linda Wong, Eric Edwards, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Harry Reems, Joey Silvera In the literature departments of America's universities academics like to play the canon like investors like to play the stock market. The reputation and "importance" of certain writers rise and fall like tech stocks. Who's better, Faulkner or Salinger? Hawthorne or Cooper? To consider such questions is all mental masturbation when you get right down to it, so it's only natural that porn would follow suite. Jim Holliday, director and self-appointed porn historian, put together a little documentary years ago called Legends of Porn, in which he goes over what he believes to be the cannon of American blue movie stars.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 5/25/2001
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Alec Metro, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Coral Sands, Alexa, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Tera Patrick, Herschel Savage
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Starring: Tera Patrick, Stephanie Swift, Alexa Rae, Coral Sands, Alex Metro, Hershel Savage, Mickey G, Tony Tedeschi Directed By: Brad Armstrong Wicked Picture's Crossroads proves that a porn movie doesn't have to be a huge production to be a big success. This truth is a little ironic, however, when demonstrated by a company that takes great pride in releasing pornography's equivalents of epics. Though directed by Dreamquest's Brad Armstrong, this is not adult's answer to Titanic. Despite it's lack of special effects and elaborate sets, Crossroads is a real porn movie with real stories, real characters, and hot sex. And also incredibly attractive women. You know you've had a good day casting when you've got contract girls Stephanie Swift and Alexa Rae in your movie and they're not the ones selling the feature. Tera Patrick, who causes in men a euphoria not unlike that of crack cocaine, is the real star of the show.
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Release date: 4/17/2001
Reviewed on: 5/5/2001
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Peter North, Chris Cannon, Mika Tan, Miko Lee, Cheyne Collins, Judy, Jezaree, Robbie James, Kiri, Bianca Jordan
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Starring: Miko Lee, Kiri, Bianca Jordan, Jezaree, Mika Tan, Judy, Peter North, Robbie James, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins Directed by: Peter North At the frequency with which I mow my lawn, Peter North seems to be releasing onto DVD another in his long running North Pole Series. He's up to volume 15 in the digital format, and not much has changed since it's beginning. Why should things change, though? There has been a low point here and there, but North Pole has been consistent at presenting stunning women doing very nasty things. At the risk of personifying North's testicles, let me say they have a tendency to unburden themselves in the presence of new porn talent. To demonstrate this point, he casts himself in two of the movie's vignettes, both with very pretty blondes. What happens next? Who fucks who and who cums where? Perhaps a FAQ is in order: What happens next? Who fucks who and who cums where? You know, I didn't take notes. I'm not much of a note taker, but I am a letter writer.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 5/3/2001
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions
Starring: Jill Kelly, Julian, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Lauren Montgomery, Keri Windsor, Shannon (ambiguous) (female), Haven, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Mark Webb
Review brief: Starring: Keri Windsor, Jill Kelly, Haven, Syndee Steele, Lauren Montgomery, Shannon, Mark Davis, Julian, Alec Metro Can someone please sit me down and explain how Jill Kelly ended up with Nina Hartley's ass? Did she steal it off her front porch while the porn legend was around back tending a garden? Was it left unwatched in some unguarded cloak room? I don't know, but the truth of the matter is that Jill Kelly's got herself an ass that brings tears to my eyes, and I don't cry easily. Old Yeller couldn't do it, but Jill's rump can. Go figure. It's too bad that the rest of Coming of Age 2 doesn't aspire to the grandeur of Jill's ham side. It should, and it could have succeeded if it wanted to do more. Picking up where the first ended, Part Two begins with Keri Windsor saying goodnight to the high society dinner guests she's just lured over to the slutty side of the tracks. Apparently this movie was edited together from whatever footage was left over from the original.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 4/26/2001
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, Michael Lynn
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: If you're going to produce a two disc virtual sex dvd featuring only one girl, you might as well hire the best. Right now, Jenna Jameson is the best. Sure, some may argue the case for another starlet as being at the top of the pornographic food chain, but there's no denying Jenna Jameson draws more attention, has a wider following, and appeals to more casual porn fans than anyone else in the sex business. She's a true adult superstar. If Michael Jordan was a hot white girl who had sex on film, he'd be Jenna Jameson. Her version of My Plaything does not waste it's high caliber cover girl. It's easy to write the project off, sight unseen, because a girl with a stap-on is standing in for the man who would normally be standing in for us. If your intention is to imagine that it's you taking advantage of Jenna's unequaled body, then here's to hoping you have a good imagination. Admittedly, it's hard to get past the plastic strap-on when it's dick you want.
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Release date: 3/21/2001
Reviewed on: 4/26/2001
Studio: Odyssey
Starring: Sky, Joey, Nacho Vidal, Billy, Kristina Black, Kami, Jason McCain, Samantha Stylle, Toni Ribas
Review brief: Starring: Sky, Samantha Stylle, Christina, Kamy, Nacho Vidal, Billy Glyde, Jason, Joey, Paul You know what I did on my last day off from work? I slept in, ate a big bowl of cereal, threw out a dead plant, took a nap and watched some TV. Want to know what beautiful porn starlet Sky does with her's? She sucks a stranger's dick, jerks off two others in the back seat of a car, blows some guy she meets at a novelty video booth, has hot sex with Nacho Vidal, and fucks another porn stud inside and outside a luxury hotel room. None of this is at the same time, mind you; it's a long movie with a ton of action. And then there's a staged light saber duel and some very real gun play. What you should be realizing about now, of course, is not only that Sky's free time is much more exciting than mine, but watching Sky's free time is more fun than anything most of us could be doing during our own down time.
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Release date: 2/21/2001
Reviewed on: 4/19/2001
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Starring: April Flowers, Mirage, Skylar, Mattie, Adriana Sage
Review brief: Starring: Skyler Knight, April Flowers, Mattie Le'Mae, Mirage, Alana Moreno, Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, Byron Long Directed By: Jake Steed Until recently, fans of both little white chicks and big black monster dicks had to buy two DVDs to satisfy their porn needs. It was like the dark ages when future Reese's lovers scoured supermarket aisles for Hershey bars and Skippy. So, you can imagine the delightful singing that must have ensued when well endowed meat packer Jack Steed decided to use his extra large genitals not for evil, but for fucking small girls with pale skin. Noticing cute April Flowers on its box cover, and recognizing the feeling she created in me was something akin to lust, I picked up a copy of Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 6 and hoped that I could follow the plot having never seen the first five editions. Bringing Byron Long and Lexington Steele with him, Steed's little movie utilizes more wood than The Spruce Goose.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Desiree Cousteau, Jesie St. James, Richard Pacheco, Jack Wright, Anthony Spinelli, Ken Scudder, Laurien Dominique, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Ronald Davis
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: Starring: Jessie St.James, Desiree Cousteau, Georgina Spelvin, Richard Pacheco, Mike Horner Directed By: Anthony Spinelli Wistfully conjuring daydreams and calling them goals, some often say that before they die they'd like to travel the world, or finally read the complete works of Shakespeare. To those people, let me say this: Everything worth seeing in Europe is on top of a hill, and the important characters in Shakespeare all die. Actually, I don't recall anyone dying in A Midsummer Night's Dream, but that's beside the point. What I'm getting at is that these lofty goals are frequently not worth pursuing. Europe is exhausting and Shakespeare is sad. Instead, may I recommend you turn your cultural attentions to classic porn? Nobody gets stabbed with a poisoned sword and everyone gets laid. And sometimes, they have funny haircuts. One of the best, and most overlooked among the "good ol' day" roster of porn titles is Easy.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/9/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Mark Davis, Kelly O'Dell, Ariel Daye, Laurie Cameron, Jalynn, Darrin Hart
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Starring: Kelly O'Dell, Tina Tyler, Tiffany Mynx, Sierra, Deborah Welles, Ariel Daye, Laurie Cameron, Jalynn, Tanya Summers, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Darrin Hart, Matthew Sebastian Directed By: Nicholas Orleans With the exception of John Stagliano, no adult director has ever been more influential than Andrew Blake. Soon after Blake's first movie was released, imitators filed onto video store shelves as fast as modern distribution channels would allow them. Almost all of them were an embarrassment. It seemed that the copy-cats missed the point, entirely. Andrew Blake's movies weren't sexy because the actresses wore sunglasses, or because the music was moody. Those movies were sexy because the girls looked better than they ever did anywhere else, and along with being a true professional, Blake understood the power of tease.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 4/8/2001
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Staring: Silvia Saint, Jessica Darlin, Katie Gold, Dakota, Kailani, Haccan, Billy Glide, Jonathan Morgan, Guy DiSilva, Sean Rider Directed By: Ray Anderson I am hopeful that St. Peter's face will look a lot like Silvia Saint's pussy, and his pearly gates like her magnificent legs swinging wide just for me--deceased and heaven bound me. That's not too much to ask for, is it? Her body is, to be truthful, celestial. Heavenly. In fact, she may be a real saint after all--the patron kind of aching erections and techno savy masturbators. Watch her in action and understand that theology isn't just for the pious, any more. Unlike my heart, Avena X-tra Edition does not completely belong to Ms. Saint. Her's is only one of five vignettes which make up what is billed an adult video magazine. Actually, it's just a wall-to-wall feature with five separate sex scenes. What makes it a good wall-to-wall movie, though, is the caliber of women who star in it.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/31/2001
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Joey Silvera, Montana, John Holmes, Linda Wong, Valerie Perrine, Carole Hilton, Moly Jack, Joanne Levine, Jacklin Morina, Alan Orkin, John Seaman
Directed by: Joseph Blanski
Review brief: Starring: John Holmes, Linda Wong, Carole Hilton, Jacklin Morina, Joanne Levine, Moly Jack, Montana, Valerie Perrine, Joey Silvera, John Seaman, Alan Orkin Directed By: Sam Norvell What do Johnny Appleseed, Pecos Bill, and John Holmes' cock all have in common? Yes, they're bigger than life, but they're also a part of American folklore. Their legends have a knack for getting exaggerated over the course of time. One must stretch his imagination quite a bit to buy into the tall tales told in children's storybooks, however, when it comes to Johnny Wad's wad we've got history recorded on film, videotape, and now DVD. His manhood has taken on mythic proportions--deservedly so, or not--but there's no denying the late poster boy for golden age smut packed some serious wood. With their DVD release of Holmes' pimp film Stormy, I'm surprised NuTech Digital was able to fit his entire dick on just one disc. It's a shame, however, the movie contained on that disc doesn't live up to the grandeur of its star's legend.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 3/21/2001
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Kimberly Kupps, Brian Surewood, Brooke Ashley, J.R. Carrington, Vince Vouyer, Earl Slate, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, Jay Ashley, John West, Paul Cox, Joel Lawrence, Michael Hurt, Rick Brock, Robert Black, Star Light
Directed by: Robert Black
Review brief: Starring: J.R. Carrington, Brooke Ashley, Star Light, Kimberly Kupps Directed By: Rob Black It's an unwritten rule of mainstream movie making that if you want to make a film without a budget, talented actors, an experienced crew, or marketing support, all you need is liberal portions of nudity and violence, and you can at least make it to video. What happens, then, when you're trying to make a porno with the same limitations? Direct to video is your goal, after all, and lots of nudity is a foregone conclusion. How does a creatively bankrupt porn producer hope to garner a little attention? Well, you put on a freak show and hope the masses confuse extreme with sexy. Gangbang Angels 2 is not the same kind of freak show as one of John T. Bone's uber-gangbangs where 50 guys are disguised as 500. It's still pretty much a freak show, though, but at least director Rob Black is barking his carnival side- show attraction with a little style.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/19/2001
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Jesie St. James, Juliet Anderson, Shirley Wood, Dewey Alexander, Desiree West, Lottie Hayworth, Dorothy LeMay, George Spelvin, Aaron Stuart
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: Starring: Jessie St. James, Dorothy LeMay, Sharon Kane, Kay Parker, Juliet Anderson, Brooke West, Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, John Seaman Directed By: Anthony Spinelli Inspired, of course, by Harper Valley PTA, Vista Valley PTA puts Jessie St. James in the Barbara Eden role of a new teacher at a troubled small town high school. The original movie was a comedy based on a popular song. This time, we know from where the inspiration comes, but it's not so easy to label this as comedy, melodrama, or anything else. I suppose the term "porn" will have to suffice. Shot in the early 80's, Vista Valley PTA is considered a classic if only for it's age, but God bless NuTech Digital for releasing it despite it's dated look.
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Release date: 6/11/2000
Reviewed on: 3/5/2001
Studio: VCX
Starring: Don Fernando, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Jeff Scott, Holly McCall, Mike Ranger, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Dorothy LeMay, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Brooke West, Tawny Pearl, Starr Wood, Lisa K. Loring, Lee LeMay, Miko Yani, T.J. Carson, Sarah Harris, Valerie Paulson, Jeremiah Jones, Gary Eberhardt, Kirdy Stevens
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: Starring: Kay Parker, Dorothy LeMay, Juliet Anderson, Tawny Pearl, Lynn Shannon, Mike Ranger Directed By: Kirdy Stevens In my old college lit classes Oedipus Rex was my "go to" play. If we were called upon to write essays on irony, tragedy, flawed characters, or any of the other big dramatic topics for discussion, I always turned to that father killing, eye poking, incestuous king for source material. Of course, I didn't know shit about Medea or Troilus and Cressida, but I didn't have to; I had my regal Greek motherfuckers down. Kirdy Stevens' Taboo barely resembles the themes of Oedipus Rex, and we all agree that it's unfair to hold any pornographic work to the same standard of Sophocles' greatest play, and yet I'm gonna do it anyway. Taboo is the story of a boy and his mother.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001
Studio: Legend
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Dolly Golden, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Dayton Rains, Gwen Summers, Teri Weigel, Joel Lawrence, Tara, jessica drake, Devan Sapphire
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: Starring: Teri Weigel, Jessica Drake, Gwen Summers, Lola, Dayton Rains, Dolly Golden, Evan Stone, Michael J. Cox, Joel Lawrence, Devan Sapphire Directed By: Jerome Tanner Don't call it a comeback. She's been here for years, rocking her peers and puttin' suckas in fear. Ok, the part about suckas in fear is bullshit; it's just that I'm always on the lookout for opportunities to paraphrase L.L. Cool J. But Teri Weigel has been here for years, and that's certainly longer than the pornographic 15 minutes most people gave her when she stepped off the centerfold of Playboy magazine and into hardcore movies. Though what one man might call longevity another might call "being around the block." To that end, let me put your worries to rest. She still looks good. That is, if you like the overly ripe comic book heroine type. This time around Teri is a blonde, which takes some getting use to; I preferred her as a brunette.
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Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 2/7/2001
Studio: Extreme Associates
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Tom Byron, Tiffany Mynx, Jessica, Summer, Earl Slate, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Ericka Lockett, Eden, Porsha, Iroc, Lizzy Borden, Nina Whett, Van Damage, Luciano, Lady Olivia Outre
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Starring: Jasmin St Claire, Tiffany Mynx, Lizzy Borden, Nina Whett, Courtney, Erika Lockett, Iroc, Jessica Jewel, Olivia Outre, T.J. Hart, Raquel Devine, Elle Devyne, Summer, Tom Byron, Earl Slate, Luciano, Regan Senter, Van Damage Directed By: Jane Waters I'm not sure what I expected from Extreme Associates' The Pornographer. I knew there would be a substantial compliment of unadulterated hardcore, and possibly some of the usual bad-boy posturing by Rob Black, but beyond that, I just didn't know. If anything, I figured I'd get a taste of what has made Black's company so controversial. Taken in parts, it's easy to get offended by what's in The Pornographer. Jasmin St. Claire gets choked to death by Earl Slate's dick, Nina Whett has sex with possibly the most unsavory man ever to be involved in the business, and there's some light bondage stuff that didn't do much for me at all. But, here I am about to write a positive review of all this.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/3/2001
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Ruby, Kyle Stone, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Keisha, Mickey G., Anthony Crane, Justine Romee, Ava Vincent
Directed by: Chloe
Review brief: Starring: Chloe, Inari Vachs, Justine Romee, Ava Vincent, Keisha, Ruby, Anthony Crane, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Mickey G. Directed By: Chloe What do you suppose the "thinking porn aficionado" is actually thinking about? There's a long list of topics he could consider, but that list would be incomplete without the super intense Chloe. I've gone on record as calling her the thinking man's porn star, and I stand behind the claim. Martin Amis (one of my favorite novelists) agrees, as he himself admit in the February 2001 issue of Talk, Chloe is unforgettable. Unfortunately, Chloe's Catalina Cum-Ons, recently released on DVD from Elegant Angel, isn't. Shot, obviously, in Catalina, Chloe's gonzo directorial effort comes across as a collection of rejected footage from a Shane's World shoot. My guess is that Chloe and company were just looking for a fun way to justify a vacation to Catalina.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Tiffany Mynx, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Keisha, Bobbi Bliss, Olivia, April Flowers, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Joel Lawrence, Renee LaRue, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Root Logins, Van Damage, Clay Hyde, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Staring: Syndee Steele, Jessica Drake, April, Tiffany Mynx, Daisy Chain, Keisha, Lola, Olivia, Renee LaRue, Bobbi Bliss, Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Van Damage, Dale DaBone Directed By: Jim Holliday If it's true that all men think with their dicks, then after watching Jim Holliday's Paradise Hole, mine must be a freakin' genius. See, it's doing all kinds of mental gymnastics at the moment. Watching an extra large cast of A-list porn stars fuck on my television set has a way of doing that. Most top of the line porn directors have their own distinctive styles; Holliday is no different on that count. Yet, his individualism doesn't distinguish itself in a showy look-how-close-I- can-make-porn-resemble-real-movies kind of way. He's a pornographer and Paradise Hole is pornography. It's that simple. Sure, it has Holliday's sense of humor and his usual scripted silliness, but it also has Syndee Steele taking it up the ass and Tiffany Mynx taking it on the face.
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Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/21/2001
Studio: Ultimate
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tina Tyler, Salena Del Rey, Taylor St. Clair, Jack Hammer, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Nick Orleans, Herschel Savage
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Ray, Ginger Page, Chennin Blanc, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage Directed By: Nick Orleans Sometimes people like to take themselves pretty seriously. For example, I'm pretending right now that there are some who are going to read this entire review word for word without first jumping down the page to see how many times Jill Kelly gets laid in Blue Matrix. I'll save you the effort--one. Blue Matrix, itself, is another example of something that has a tendency to take itself seriously. Oh, earnestness alone is not a sin, but it can occasionally be unsightly. What I'm getting at is that this feature comes across like one of those many copy-cat movies that were made just after Andrew Blake first hit the scene with Hidden Obsessions.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: John Decker, Jeanna Fine, Dave Hardman, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Tony Tedeschi, Raylene, Rebecca Lord, Sally Layd, Veronica Hart, Kitten Natividad
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine, Raylene, Jeanna Fine, Rebecca Lord, Mustang Sally Layd, Alec Metro, John Decker, Tony Tedeschi, Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Simon Delo, and Veronica Hart Directed by: Antonio Passolini In the spirit of Antonio Passolini's absurd take on post apocalyptic fucking, let me begin this review of Cafe Flesh 2 with a haiku: Stacy Valentine, Man with two dildos for horns... Freaked out, but turned on. Now, don't go expecting haiku in this VCA release; there are none to be found. And if there were any, they'd be better than mine, to be sure. What you will find, on the other hand, is a brain in a jar, a hot 70's era virgin sucking dick, a man who gets sick at the thought of sex with Raylene, two fucking mimes, and of course, Stacy Valentine and a man with two dildos for horns. Director Antonio Passolini is a lot like David Lynch on viagra, but this is not weirdness for weirdness' sake. In fact, this is the whacked- out sequel to someone else's whacked-out original- -Rinse Dream's Cafe Flesh.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy West, Jamie, Miajah, Charlene Aspen, Delilah Paige, Amy Atakani, Ronnie Cox, Amythiest
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Charlene Aspen, Delilah Paige, Miajah, Amyteist, Amy Atakani, Jamie, Ronnie Cox, Randy West Directed By: Randy West Number 67 is either the volume number on this edition of Up & Cummers, or it's series creator Randy West's age. OK, that's not really fair; the man is not that ancient, but you almost feel compelled to make an age crack anytime his name is invoked. In fact, West has been around the business so long that he's picked up some valuable lessons about how good pornography is made. This edition of his signature series, however, would do nothing to support the claim. After watching several volumes of Up & Cummers I'm starting to believe West feels compelled to put out a new release whether he's got the footage to merit it or not.
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Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001
Studio: Ultimate
Starring: Brick Majors, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Azlea, Ashton Moore
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Starring: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Alzea Antistia, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Brick Majors, Tony Martino Directed By: Nick Orleans Ah, the porn review--if ever there was a better forum to turn a witty phrase or author a double entendre, I've yet to see it. But, I'm not gonna do it. Not here. Clever porn editorializing requires a certain amount of inspiration, and unfortunately The Naked Truth doesn't provide it. That's a shame, really, because it could. Ashton Moore is really a pretty girl, and Danielle Rogers looks as good as ever, but they're both held back in favor of...well, I don't know why they're held back. Their performances are so diluted here that they're damn near sublime. I know that it's not fair to ask for the hardest, filthiest action from a couple's oriented feature, but I'd like to think that couples who are adventurous enough to watch porn together are at least adventurous enough to choose hot porn. That said, The Naked Truth can be attractive to look at--like a bowl of fruit.
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Release date: 6/28/2000
Reviewed on: 1/14/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Dillion Day
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Starring: Shayla LaVeuax, Jessica Drake, Alexandra Nice, Keri Windsor, Brooke Lane, Mia Smiles, Randy Spears, Devin Wolf, Tyler Wood, Brick Majors, Alec Metro, Cheyne Collins, Dillon Day, Mickey G., Eric Everhard. Directed By: Michael Ninn Among the many extra's on VCA's Shayla's Web is an interview with Michael Ninn in which he says his first loyalty as a director is to himself. That can sound pretty egotistical, and occasionally you might hear talk of "technical" directors like Ninn being self indulgent, but I suspect his true loyalties lie elsewhere. So much of what's on this DVD is what I've been looking for as a consumer that it's hard to believe that he and VCA had anyone but their customers at the center of their collective agenda. Professionalism and sexual heat are not mutually exclusive as this DVD proves. Shayla's Web is thoughtful, entertaining, well shot, packed with extras, and most importantly, it is full of hot action. Here, Ninn explores the idea of internet sexual addiction.
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Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 1/11/2001
Studio: Odyssey
Starring: Chris Cannon, Cheyenne Silver, Halli Aston, Erik Everhard, Charmane Star, Vivian Valentine, Sterling
Review brief: Starring: Halli Aston, Cheyenne Silver, Charmaine Star, Vivian Valentine, Sterling, Eric Everhard, Chris Cannon Directed By: Shane The first time I watched Shane's World 19 I was recovering from an extremely nasty case of salmonella (hint: if that chicken doesn't taste right, don't eat it), but I have nothing but pleasant thoughts of this DVD. I was so violently ill at the time that getting an erection was about as remote a possibility as me being picked to join Shane's next sexual travelogue. Yet, I found myself enjoying this edition in her long running series not just for the sex, but because it's interesting. That's right, thought provoking porn that reveals more about it's performers than what their genitals look like close up. Ostensibly, this is a long x- rated home movie featuring a cast of pornstars in Key West, but it comes across as more of a true documentary. Shane does not appear at all on camera, in sex scenes or anywhere else.
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Release date: 1/10/2001
Reviewed on: 1/9/2001
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Lisa De Leeuw, Jon Martin, David Morris, John Seeman, Brook West, Dewey Alexander, Dorothy LeMay, Herschel Savage, Carl Regal, Michael Johnson, Brooke West, Cris Cassidy, Susan Nero, Holly Page, Lisa K. Loring, Lee LeMay
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Starring: Lisa DeLeeuw, Dorothy LeMay, Georgina Spelvin, Susan Nero, Chris Cassidy, Brooke West, John Leslie, Dewey Alexander, Hershel Savage Directed By: Robert McCallum The term "classic porn" is usually an oxymoron. After all, even the very best adult movies were cranked out over a week's shooting and shared little in common with their mainstream counterparts. Deep Throat, for all it's grandeur in the porn world is still a B-movie production. Yet, these "classics" are pretty damned entertaining, and nobody ever got off watching Citizen Kane. Garage Girls is one such classic "good time" kind of movie. It's silly, it's dated, and its jokes fall about as flat as a souffle in a thunderstorm. But, it's also sexy, fun to watch, and worth the discounted price most on-line retailers are charging for it. Garage Girls plays like one of those late night cable movies about a bunch of frat guys and their misadventures at spring break. You know the kind; you might find Danny Bonaduce making a cameo. This is no spring break movie, though.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/7/2001
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Felecia, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Silvia Saint, Angelica, Anthony Crane, Dale Dabone, Bunny Luv, Voodoo, Frank Fortuna, Nikita Denise
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Starring: Silvia Saint, Felicia, Julie Meadows, Bunny Luv, Nikta Denise, Mark Davis, Dale DaBone, Alec Metro, Voodoo Child Directed By: Nicholas Steele First, know this: I need Silvia Saint like a monkey needs monkey food. If you've seen her, you know what I mean; if you haven't, then you will. Saint may own the hottest body in porn right now, but better than that, she's willing to just about anything with it to please her audience. Devoured, from Adam & Eve's Premium Collection does not push her to her nastiest limits, but when you look the way she does you don't have to be depraved to draw attention to yourself. In fact, you barely even have to be conscious. Devoured is couple's porn, but it isn't boring porn. Mark Davis plays the part of a wealthy "business man," who when presented the opportunity to strike a deal with Saint, finds that his interests are more than just professional. He dispatches a private investigator to learn more about her, and that's what sets the story in motion.
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Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 12/21/2000
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mickey G., Tera Patrick, Judy, Caroline Cage, Vanda, jessica drake, Cheila, C.G. Summer
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Starring: Tera Patrick, Jessica Drake, Caroline, Judy, Selly Elson, Sheila, Vanda, Evan Stone, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Mickey G. Directed By: Nicholas Steele I know it's hard to find an up to date globe, what with so many countries going out of business, but try as I might, I just can't seem to find a map to Sex Island. Certainly, I've never been to an island so overrun with sex that it deserved the name. I used to go camping on one in the middle of a lake in Tennessee, but it was just littered with empty beer cans and soiled sleeping bags. The only ass to be found there was me trying to start a fire with a pile of wet sticks. Adam & Eve promises that there is such a place, though--a tropical paradise where Euro- starlets suck dick to pass time and Tera Patrick unleashes her restaurant quality breasts for our libidinous enjoyment. Not since Ricardo Montalban welcomed coochie-coochie girl Charo to Fantasy Island have I wanted so much to vacation to the middle of an ocean. This is not a Fantasy Island parody, however.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/18/2000
Studio: Caballero
Starring: T.T. Boy, Rebecca Bardoux, Sean Michaels, Isis Nile, Sahara Sands, Marc Wallice, Roxanne Blaze
Directed by: Frank Marino
Review brief: Starring: Roxanne Blaze (Sarah Bellomo), Rebecca Bardoux, Isis Nile, Sahara Sands, Sean Michaels, T.T. Boy, Marc Wallice Directed By: Frank Marino Pssst...let me let you in on a little secret. If you read down the list of credits for Caballero's Sleepless you'll find among the more familiar names a credit for Sarah Bellomo. Though she's buried among more recognizable actresses, she's the actual star of the movie. But that's not the secret. Sarah Bellomo is actually Roxanne Blaze, who like many pornstars, worked under a very temporary alias after first entering the business. That might not be news to some, but for many, Roxanne Blaze equals sex. She was not in the sex-for-entertainment business for very long, but while in front of the cameras Roxanne was placed upon a pedestal and considered by many to be the next big thing. Or, the only thing. The porn chosen one, even. Unfortunately, she didn't stick around very long, and the world is a little darker because of it.
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Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/2000
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Randy West, Porsche Lynn, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, Selena Steele, Teri Weigel, Missy Warner, Vinnie La Marea
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Starring: Teri Weigel, Selena Steele, Porsche Lynn, Angel Kelly, Missy Warner, Buck Adams, Randy West, Marc Wallice, Vinnie La Marena Directed By: F.J. Lincoln Wicked Pictures should be applauded for digging through their archives and giving older movies their deserved DVD transfers. The Barlow Affairs is one such title, and even though it's new digital existence gives me great hope for the future, I just don't think it's the best movie Wicked has in its catalogue. It's not a terrible movie, but considering it stars Teri Weigel and Selena Steele, you just expect more. If you think of porn years as dog years, then this movie was made a very long time ago. Here, Weigel is not far removed from her days as a Playboy Playmate. I still think she looks great, but in this movie she appears free from the hardened edges that a decade of porn and stripping on the road can give a woman. Yet, she doesn't bring the heat like she does in other performances.
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Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 12/6/2000
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Seka, Bridgette Monet, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Susan McBain, Brooke West, Sean Sullivan, Lee Carroll, Lesllie Bovee, David Harris, Serena [II] (classic), Tami Willis
Directed by: Hal Freeman
Review brief: Starring: Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, Lisa Deleeuw, Bridgette Monet, Lee Carrol, Abigail Clayton, Veronica Hart, Serena Eric Edwards, Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Hershel Savage First of all, let it be understood that I hold no porn prejudices. If people want to have sex for my entertainment, who am I not to watch them? That means, among other things, that I have absolutely nothing against "old school" porn. By the same token, however, I don't think "classic" movies are inherently better than what's made today. With that in mind, Blue Ribbon Blue presents itself as a greatest hits package of classic stars. Unfortunately, it's not. In fact, it was produced years ago before its performers were even considered legends, and its poor mastering reflect just how much of a thrown together effort it actually is. Had they known that it would be released in the 21st century, it's producers may have paid closer attention to what they included.
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