Reviews of Gay movies (1402 - page 22)
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Fernando Leone, Anton Elsinski, Maxime Pavlov, Ruan Del Montes, Frank Forest, Christian Gaillac, Jerome Galfion, Fabian Nexman, Sylvain De Prat, Calvin Donatello, Zachary Brovnik, David Richer, Julien Chamfray, Anthony Boyer
Studio: YMAC
Directed by: Jean-Daniel Cadinot
Release date: 8/8/2002
Safari City (YMAC) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
If you re expecting a tour through the African jungles with lions and elephants and exotic birds, turn on Animal Planet. This safari takes us on a tour of horny young Frenchmen and big uncut cocks and great geysers of cum. Our tour guide is a slendersome might say skinny, but enormously sexysatyr, Frank Forest. He takes us first to an outdoor mart where they are selling short shorts. There is another customer in trying some on, and Frank joins him. French guys dont wear underwear to the delight of video viewers and the despair of Calvin Klein. Well, when two young Frenchmen with no underwear and big dicks are in the same small space something is bound to happen and it does. The foreskin slides right back on those uncut cocks and those big cocks slide right into waiting mouths and asses. Frank bags his first big game and gets a new pair of shorts at the same time. The hunt continues as Frank spies two promising trophies watching a group play soccer. [read the full review]
review from 8/24/2002:
If you re expecting a tour through the African jungles with lions and elephants and exotic birds, turn on Animal Planet. This safari takes us on a tour of horny young Frenchmen and big uncut cocks and great geysers of cum. Our tour guide is a slendersome might say skinny, but enormously sexysatyr, Frank Forest. He takes us first to an outdoor mart where they are selling short shorts. There is another customer in trying some on, and Frank joins him. French guys dont wear underwear to the delight of video viewers and the despair of Calvin Klein. Well, when two young Frenchmen with no underwear and big dicks are in the same small space something is bound to happen and it does. The foreskin slides right back on those uncut cocks and those big cocks slide right into waiting mouths and asses. Frank bags his first big game and gets a new pair of shorts at the same time. The hunt continues as Frank spies two promising trophies watching a group play soccer. [read the full review]
Bones For Cumpuppy review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
This film has one of the more nauseating scenes I have seen in a film. The most nauseating was in Pasolinis 20 DAYS IN SODOM where at an elegant dinner party the guests were served juicy turds, which they cut up with their silver knives and forks and duly ate. In this, our heroCumpuppycuts the bottoms off six or so condoms filled with sperm, dropping the contents onto a sliced apple seated in a dish. He then rubs a piece of apple in the goo to get as much as possible onto it and eats the apple. (It will never replace the caramel apple.) He then puts his face down in the plate of sperm. Now dont get me wrong, I think cum is great. In days when it was fairly safe there was nothing to compare with consuming your partners load. And Ive found it oddly exciting in other films from this studio when a tumbler of cum was poured into an open mouth. So what bothers me here? Think its the apple? Think its the fact that theres a big difference in hot cum from a cock and cold cum on a plate? NO, I think the problem is Cumpuppy. [read the full review]
review from 12/10/2004:
This film has one of the more nauseating scenes I have seen in a film. The most nauseating was in Pasolinis 20 DAYS IN SODOM where at an elegant dinner party the guests were served juicy turds, which they cut up with their silver knives and forks and duly ate. In this, our heroCumpuppycuts the bottoms off six or so condoms filled with sperm, dropping the contents onto a sliced apple seated in a dish. He then rubs a piece of apple in the goo to get as much as possible onto it and eats the apple. (It will never replace the caramel apple.) He then puts his face down in the plate of sperm. Now dont get me wrong, I think cum is great. In days when it was fairly safe there was nothing to compare with consuming your partners load. And Ive found it oddly exciting in other films from this studio when a tumbler of cum was poured into an open mouth. So what bothers me here? Think its the apple? Think its the fact that theres a big difference in hot cum from a cock and cold cum on a plate? NO, I think the problem is Cumpuppy. [read the full review]
Inches review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
INCHES is a DVD release of a film made in 1979 starring the legendary Al Parker and directed by his lover Steve Scott. Parker was one of the first superstars of gay porn and did much to erase the stereotype of gays being lisping sissies with limp wrists. Parkerand the men in his filmswas ultra masculine in appearance, but the eyes were gentle. The mustaches and beards that they wore to emphasize their manliness were adopted by 70s gays and became the way they could recognize one another in that time when it was necessary to keep a low profile. Talk about clones! The films of the era all had plots to make them appear more than pornography. Sex scenes were usually brief in relation to todays films. This film, for example, with its plot and four sex scenes is only 68 minutes long. It begins with Al having a dream of two naked men in white masks. When he awakens, his lover is not interesting in hearing about it and goes off to shower. Al ties some rawhide about his cock (an early form of cockring) and jacks off. His lover in the shower is jacking off as well. [read the full review]
review from 2/10/2003:
INCHES is a DVD release of a film made in 1979 starring the legendary Al Parker and directed by his lover Steve Scott. Parker was one of the first superstars of gay porn and did much to erase the stereotype of gays being lisping sissies with limp wrists. Parkerand the men in his filmswas ultra masculine in appearance, but the eyes were gentle. The mustaches and beards that they wore to emphasize their manliness were adopted by 70s gays and became the way they could recognize one another in that time when it was necessary to keep a low profile. Talk about clones! The films of the era all had plots to make them appear more than pornography. Sex scenes were usually brief in relation to todays films. This film, for example, with its plot and four sex scenes is only 68 minutes long. It begins with Al having a dream of two naked men in white masks. When he awakens, his lover is not interesting in hearing about it and goes off to shower. Al ties some rawhide about his cock (an early form of cockring) and jacks off. His lover in the shower is jacking off as well. [read the full review]
Knight In Paris, A review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
I wish I knew what the original French title was for this film because Im sure it was nowhere near A Knight in Paris. There are no knights and no knightly behavior. The characters here are all underworld types: hustlers, pimps, housebreakers, jewel thieves. No one is a good guy, but there are good bad guys and a bad bad guy. It begins with a young guy returning to his lover/partner in crime from a successful bit of thievery. He tosses his loot and himself onto the bed and a nicely passionate bit of sex ensues. Being French they are both naturally uncut. The returning thief has shaved an inch or so of his pubic hair above the dick making it appear larger. His ami is slender with raven hair. (Although there is a cast list, none of the performers are identified as to who is who.) Raven tops his buddy. Nice loads from both. Raven and a real cute twink (that we shall see more of later) are hanging about waiting for a john. [read the full review]
review from 12/14/2002:
I wish I knew what the original French title was for this film because Im sure it was nowhere near A Knight in Paris. There are no knights and no knightly behavior. The characters here are all underworld types: hustlers, pimps, housebreakers, jewel thieves. No one is a good guy, but there are good bad guys and a bad bad guy. It begins with a young guy returning to his lover/partner in crime from a successful bit of thievery. He tosses his loot and himself onto the bed and a nicely passionate bit of sex ensues. Being French they are both naturally uncut. The returning thief has shaved an inch or so of his pubic hair above the dick making it appear larger. His ami is slender with raven hair. (Although there is a cast list, none of the performers are identified as to who is who.) Raven tops his buddy. Nice loads from both. Raven and a real cute twink (that we shall see more of later) are hanging about waiting for a john. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Xavier, Sean Storm, Jeremy Jordan, Jason Hawke, Brad Rock, Scott Gunz
Studio: Big Blue Productions
Directed by: Blue Blake
Release date: 8/6/2002
Hard As Rock (Big Blue Productions) review summaries:
TouchDown Tony's
Starring Brad Rock, Jason Hawke, Sean Storm, Jeremy Jordan, Xavier, Rhett OHara and introducing Scott Gunz. Written and Directed by Blue Blake. Blue Blake drops another winner into our laps with HARD AS ROCK. Of the many, many voyage of discovery flicks out there, this one pretty much tops the list as far as plot, acting and sexual activity goes. Not only has Blake created a very realistic little flick, he has cast it with some of the most incredibly great looking guys having awesome sexual encounters. As a director, Blake has come quite a long way as well, all in a very short time. HARD AS ROCK centers its sexual scenes around the inner-conflicted Brad Rock, a stunning, towering hunk of man whether clothed or not - lounging by a pool, flipping through a XXX Showcase magazine (which coincidentally, features Blue Blakes MARRIED COPS DO as its cover feature) Rock catches ones eye, and maintains focus throughout. Bathed in sunlight, Rock tries to figure out for himself, just why he is gay. [read the full review]
review from 9/20/2002:
Starring Brad Rock, Jason Hawke, Sean Storm, Jeremy Jordan, Xavier, Rhett OHara and introducing Scott Gunz. Written and Directed by Blue Blake. Blue Blake drops another winner into our laps with HARD AS ROCK. Of the many, many voyage of discovery flicks out there, this one pretty much tops the list as far as plot, acting and sexual activity goes. Not only has Blake created a very realistic little flick, he has cast it with some of the most incredibly great looking guys having awesome sexual encounters. As a director, Blake has come quite a long way as well, all in a very short time. HARD AS ROCK centers its sexual scenes around the inner-conflicted Brad Rock, a stunning, towering hunk of man whether clothed or not - lounging by a pool, flipping through a XXX Showcase magazine (which coincidentally, features Blue Blakes MARRIED COPS DO as its cover feature) Rock catches ones eye, and maintains focus throughout. Bathed in sunlight, Rock tries to figure out for himself, just why he is gay. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
The cast is introduced by very artsy double exposures that play over an original song. This immediately clues us into to the fact that here is not another cranked out quickie but a film with which the director/producer/writer has taken great care. When the film proper begins, Brad Rocka hunkdrives up to his house. He has a copy of XXX Showcase, that he carries out by the pool. As he looks at the magazine, one of the pictures comes to life. Xavier, a cute Latino, is pulling down Rhett OHaras briefs to get to the big dick therein. Xavier demonstrates his oral skills by going down on it. He is also adept at swallowing Rhetts balls. Rhett is new to me. (His nom de porn is obviously derived from Rhett Butler and Scarlett OHara.) He is a sexy guy with scads of colorful tattoos and some in the making that actually add to his appeal rather than detract. Hes a pretty good cocksucker, too. [We cut back to Brad, and see that hes getting into this. He unzips his pants.] Back to the scene. Xavier is now deep-throating Rhetts big rod. [read the full review]
review from 8/24/2002:
The cast is introduced by very artsy double exposures that play over an original song. This immediately clues us into to the fact that here is not another cranked out quickie but a film with which the director/producer/writer has taken great care. When the film proper begins, Brad Rocka hunkdrives up to his house. He has a copy of XXX Showcase, that he carries out by the pool. As he looks at the magazine, one of the pictures comes to life. Xavier, a cute Latino, is pulling down Rhett OHaras briefs to get to the big dick therein. Xavier demonstrates his oral skills by going down on it. He is also adept at swallowing Rhetts balls. Rhett is new to me. (His nom de porn is obviously derived from Rhett Butler and Scarlett OHara.) He is a sexy guy with scads of colorful tattoos and some in the making that actually add to his appeal rather than detract. Hes a pretty good cocksucker, too. [We cut back to Brad, and see that hes getting into this. He unzips his pants.] Back to the scene. Xavier is now deep-throating Rhetts big rod. [read the full review]
(zero stars)(0.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rocco, Michael, Tom, Tony, Bernard
Studio: Heatwave
Release date: 8/2/2002
Porkin the Piper review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
I have great hopes for this film. I hope it is the worst gay porn ever made. I hope this because the thought of seeing anything worse goes beyond my power to imagine it, and if anything worse does exist then its just too disheartening. It is crude in the extreme. The color is washed out, the lighting is virtually non-existent, and to call the camerawork amateurish is to compliment it. There is an obnoxious piece of music that repeats ad nausea in this otherwise silent film. And, to make matters worse, there is not an attractive guy in the cast. The film opens with a close up of the crotch of a pair of trousers. The pants are unzipped and an uncut cock is taken out. A naked man sitting on the ground sucks the cock, which does not get hard. Some eternal moments later, we see a tattooed naked man totally shaved holding a recorder. This is the piper. A skuzzy blond is stalking him. We cut back and forth between these two scenes. This is a technique that usually annoys me, because as soon as I get involved in one scene it cuts to the other. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 8/25/2002:I have great hopes for this film. I hope it is the worst gay porn ever made. I hope this because the thought of seeing anything worse goes beyond my power to imagine it, and if anything worse does exist then its just too disheartening. It is crude in the extreme. The color is washed out, the lighting is virtually non-existent, and to call the camerawork amateurish is to compliment it. There is an obnoxious piece of music that repeats ad nausea in this otherwise silent film. And, to make matters worse, there is not an attractive guy in the cast. The film opens with a close up of the crotch of a pair of trousers. The pants are unzipped and an uncut cock is taken out. A naked man sitting on the ground sucks the cock, which does not get hard. Some eternal moments later, we see a tattooed naked man totally shaved holding a recorder. This is the piper. A skuzzy blond is stalking him. We cut back and forth between these two scenes. This is a technique that usually annoys me, because as soon as I get involved in one scene it cuts to the other. [read the full review]
Powertool review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Fans of Mr. Stryker will be pleased that thishis best filmis now on DVD. Even those who are not fansand I must admit to be one of that numberwill find much to enjoy here. It opens with Jeff getting sentenced to 30 days in jail. We are not told what the offense wasjust being surly, I guess. The guard Tony Bravo gets Jeff to strip and examines his ass. So the first glimpse we get of Jeff naked is his never-to-be-invaded anus. Youd sooner get into Fort Knox or the Reading Room at the British Museum before entering that inner sanctum. But then Jeff turns around and thereswinging between his legsis his claim to fame. He quickly dons prison togs and is put in a cell. Tony tells him that he can make his life hard or easy. (In either case he will expect Jeff to be hard.) Although Jeff is placed in solitary, across the way John Davenport and Michael Gere share a cell. John has received a Dear John letter from his girl and so turns to Michael for solace: Suck my dick, faggot. Now John has a cock thats every bit as huge as Jeffs and hes more attractive. [read the full review]
review from 8/10/2006:
Fans of Mr. Stryker will be pleased that thishis best filmis now on DVD. Even those who are not fansand I must admit to be one of that numberwill find much to enjoy here. It opens with Jeff getting sentenced to 30 days in jail. We are not told what the offense wasjust being surly, I guess. The guard Tony Bravo gets Jeff to strip and examines his ass. So the first glimpse we get of Jeff naked is his never-to-be-invaded anus. Youd sooner get into Fort Knox or the Reading Room at the British Museum before entering that inner sanctum. But then Jeff turns around and thereswinging between his legsis his claim to fame. He quickly dons prison togs and is put in a cell. Tony tells him that he can make his life hard or easy. (In either case he will expect Jeff to be hard.) Although Jeff is placed in solitary, across the way John Davenport and Michael Gere share a cell. John has received a Dear John letter from his girl and so turns to Michael for solace: Suck my dick, faggot. Now John has a cock thats every bit as huge as Jeffs and hes more attractive. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Reno Hacek, Ivan Rohan, Christian Luka, Reno Hachek, Tom Novy, Lukas Kovarik, Leon Simek, Zoli Gethlen, Alan Schiller
Studio: Studio 2000 Int'l
Release date: 8/1/2002
Criminal Intent (Studio 2000) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Studio 2000 proves yet again that its International videos featuring handsome hunks with great uncut slabs of meat are top of the line. In this mighty opus, Christian Luka arrives at the train station in Prague, only to have his knapsack stolen by Lukas Kovarik. Kovarik, a hefty lad of 21, hops into a car driven by Reno Hacek and, with the knapsack in their possession, they go back to Haceks place for some sex. Hacek, 24, has black hair, a gorgeous face, a nicely muscular body, and a hard dick. The sex between these guys is great. They both suck and sixty-nine before Hacek fucks Kovarik. Luka meanwhile has been befriended by Alan Schiller who offers to find him a place to stay. He pretends to phone his friend Tom Novy; then tells Luka that he can come home with him. (The plan all along, of course.) The second scene features Tom Novy, a slender blond with a long slender cock, and a muscular Leon Surnek. [read the full review]
review from 8/1/2002:
Studio 2000 proves yet again that its International videos featuring handsome hunks with great uncut slabs of meat are top of the line. In this mighty opus, Christian Luka arrives at the train station in Prague, only to have his knapsack stolen by Lukas Kovarik. Kovarik, a hefty lad of 21, hops into a car driven by Reno Hacek and, with the knapsack in their possession, they go back to Haceks place for some sex. Hacek, 24, has black hair, a gorgeous face, a nicely muscular body, and a hard dick. The sex between these guys is great. They both suck and sixty-nine before Hacek fucks Kovarik. Luka meanwhile has been befriended by Alan Schiller who offers to find him a place to stay. He pretends to phone his friend Tom Novy; then tells Luka that he can come home with him. (The plan all along, of course.) The second scene features Tom Novy, a slender blond with a long slender cock, and a muscular Leon Surnek. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.J. (ambiguous), Max, Jonny, Dima, Oren, Luise, Rommy, Klio
Studio: SEVP
Release date: 7/31/2002
Working Hard (SEVP) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
A handsome young blond, working in an adult store, decides to take a break from his labors by licking the picture of a buxom slut on a video box. He is interrupted by an adorable little brunet twink who is not a day over 18. They speak in heavily accented English with Russian accents: You are up. No. Yeahs, you are. Our little brunet opens the blonds pants and we discover that he is right. The blondes dick is indeed up. The sweet little brunet sucks it. When its the brunets time to get sucked, the pants come down and WOWthis little twink has a monster dick. Its not that its long, but its incredibly thick, and so heavy it arcs out and hangs down like a faucet. The blond youth goes down on it as best he can. Next thing we know, the brunet is inserting blue balls into the blonds butt. (These are the only blue balls these guys will ever have.) In, out, in, out; first you see em; then you dont. The brunet then fucks the blond bareback. [read the full review]
review from 10/5/2002:
A handsome young blond, working in an adult store, decides to take a break from his labors by licking the picture of a buxom slut on a video box. He is interrupted by an adorable little brunet twink who is not a day over 18. They speak in heavily accented English with Russian accents: You are up. No. Yeahs, you are. Our little brunet opens the blonds pants and we discover that he is right. The blondes dick is indeed up. The sweet little brunet sucks it. When its the brunets time to get sucked, the pants come down and WOWthis little twink has a monster dick. Its not that its long, but its incredibly thick, and so heavy it arcs out and hangs down like a faucet. The blond youth goes down on it as best he can. Next thing we know, the brunet is inserting blue balls into the blonds butt. (These are the only blue balls these guys will ever have.) In, out, in, out; first you see em; then you dont. The brunet then fucks the blond bareback. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Oscar Wild, Trevor Hobbs, Markie
Studio: Factory Video
Release date: 7/28/2002
Quest for Spooge review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
This basically mediocre film is divided into three sections: Damons Quest, Markies Quest, and Jeremy Reddicks Quest. Of them all, the first is perhaps the most interesting as it presents us with a young Damon Dogg before he joined up with Treasure Island Media to become the worlds biggest cum-guzzler. ( He is listed here only as Damon.) He meets up with a young twink (Finnegan Casey) in the woods where there start blowing one another. This (and a later outdoor scene) is poorly photographed as only natural lighting is used and the camera angles do nothing to attempt to avoid shadows covering the cocksucking.) We see better when the boys decide to head back to Damons trailer for more head. Finnegan fucks Damon and blows his load onto Damons face. Even before he joined up with Treasure Island we that Damon had a taste for cum as he does a thorough cleaning of Finnegans spent dick. Markie, a cute skinny bleached blond with a pronounced overbite, enters a hotel room with young Chas in tow and places a Do Not Disturb sign on the door. [read the full review]
review from 12/31/2006:
This basically mediocre film is divided into three sections: Damons Quest, Markies Quest, and Jeremy Reddicks Quest. Of them all, the first is perhaps the most interesting as it presents us with a young Damon Dogg before he joined up with Treasure Island Media to become the worlds biggest cum-guzzler. ( He is listed here only as Damon.) He meets up with a young twink (Finnegan Casey) in the woods where there start blowing one another. This (and a later outdoor scene) is poorly photographed as only natural lighting is used and the camera angles do nothing to attempt to avoid shadows covering the cocksucking.) We see better when the boys decide to head back to Damons trailer for more head. Finnegan fucks Damon and blows his load onto Damons face. Even before he joined up with Treasure Island we that Damon had a taste for cum as he does a thorough cleaning of Finnegans spent dick. Markie, a cute skinny bleached blond with a pronounced overbite, enters a hotel room with young Chas in tow and places a Do Not Disturb sign on the door. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Michael Vincenzo, Rafael, Eddie Moreno, Enrico Vega, Brad McGuire, Jackson Price, Adam Wolfe
Studio: IMD
Release date: 7/26/2002
Open Trench review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
I thought this one would be good. The concept sounded exciting, the actors looked interesting, and Drew Warner as director promised a good film. I was wrong. This was one of the most tedious and boring films I have viewed in a long time. Warner was obviously falsely credited as editor because the film didnt appear to be edited much at all, and that, coupled with the fact that the director and actors seemed disinterested in the whole thing, gave us a film that promised much but delivered little. We start out with Jackson Price being tied to a padded sawhorse by Enrico Vega. Vega then proceeds to rim Price for a total of 15 minutes. Now 15 minutes is not too long a time if you are the one being rimmed. But watching someone else being rimmed in an unchanging position for 15 minutes is approximately 10 minutes too long! Price then gets Vega to move him over to a sling where he will have better access to his ass. Vega stuffs about a pint of lube up Jacksons ass and fills it with a large black dildo. This is followed by another slightly larger dildo. [read the full review]
review from 1/24/2003:
I thought this one would be good. The concept sounded exciting, the actors looked interesting, and Drew Warner as director promised a good film. I was wrong. This was one of the most tedious and boring films I have viewed in a long time. Warner was obviously falsely credited as editor because the film didnt appear to be edited much at all, and that, coupled with the fact that the director and actors seemed disinterested in the whole thing, gave us a film that promised much but delivered little. We start out with Jackson Price being tied to a padded sawhorse by Enrico Vega. Vega then proceeds to rim Price for a total of 15 minutes. Now 15 minutes is not too long a time if you are the one being rimmed. But watching someone else being rimmed in an unchanging position for 15 minutes is approximately 10 minutes too long! Price then gets Vega to move him over to a sling where he will have better access to his ass. Vega stuffs about a pint of lube up Jacksons ass and fills it with a large black dildo. This is followed by another slightly larger dildo. [read the full review]
All American (Huge Video) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Although in his early days Marc Sterling gave us some truly classic films, his output in the last ten years has been extremely disappointing. True, the guys are absolutely gorgeous; but the sex is rather tepid. Stillas I was feeling in a patriotic moodI took this DVD from the shelf where it had been sitting for eons, dusted it off, and popped it in the player. As expected, it was a prime example of his later work. Films which are very slick and workmanlike but failing to engender much heat. Part of the problem is that we always join the fucking after it has been going on for some time. Even when they change positions from doggy to missionary theres no transition but a jump cut to the new position where the fuck has been going on for some time. Does Sterling ever look at the porn of Bjorn, Higgins, or Kazan to see how sex with gorgeous guys can be as hot as the guys themselves? I think not. ALL AMERICAN features hunky athletes in baseball, football, and soccerall of whom engage in the ultimate ball game. [read the full review]
review from 7/2/2006:
Although in his early days Marc Sterling gave us some truly classic films, his output in the last ten years has been extremely disappointing. True, the guys are absolutely gorgeous; but the sex is rather tepid. Stillas I was feeling in a patriotic moodI took this DVD from the shelf where it had been sitting for eons, dusted it off, and popped it in the player. As expected, it was a prime example of his later work. Films which are very slick and workmanlike but failing to engender much heat. Part of the problem is that we always join the fucking after it has been going on for some time. Even when they change positions from doggy to missionary theres no transition but a jump cut to the new position where the fuck has been going on for some time. Does Sterling ever look at the porn of Bjorn, Higgins, or Kazan to see how sex with gorgeous guys can be as hot as the guys themselves? I think not. ALL AMERICAN features hunky athletes in baseball, football, and soccerall of whom engage in the ultimate ball game. [read the full review]
Matter of Size, A review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
A MATTER OF SIZE is one of the gems from the pre-condom era of gay porn. A gem because it features the incomparable Bill Henson (see cover) one of the most beautiful men to ever get before the camera. He simply defined the word Adonis and he always, always took it up the ass and seemingly loved it. Hes in three scenes here (2 ½ really). The film opens with Bill and Eric Stryker lying on the beach talking about their wet dreams. Eric was a handsome muscular blond whoas we shall see herewas quite versatile. Bill tells of his dream first. In his dream hes tossing a football with a mustachioed hunk, Joe Purcelli. They go back to Bills place where things heat up very quickly. Joe goes down on Bills succulent cock, they fall into a nice 69 on the floor, andas Bill kneels on the floor and supports his upper body on the sofaJoe slides his cock up Bills gorgeous ass. That, however, is only part one of Bills dream. In part two we find Bill on the floor, handcuffed. He reaches his bound hands up towards the naked hunk standing over him beating offMatt Ramsey. [read the full review]
review from 11/17/2005:
A MATTER OF SIZE is one of the gems from the pre-condom era of gay porn. A gem because it features the incomparable Bill Henson (see cover) one of the most beautiful men to ever get before the camera. He simply defined the word Adonis and he always, always took it up the ass and seemingly loved it. Hes in three scenes here (2 ½ really). The film opens with Bill and Eric Stryker lying on the beach talking about their wet dreams. Eric was a handsome muscular blond whoas we shall see herewas quite versatile. Bill tells of his dream first. In his dream hes tossing a football with a mustachioed hunk, Joe Purcelli. They go back to Bills place where things heat up very quickly. Joe goes down on Bills succulent cock, they fall into a nice 69 on the floor, andas Bill kneels on the floor and supports his upper body on the sofaJoe slides his cock up Bills gorgeous ass. That, however, is only part one of Bills dream. In part two we find Bill on the floor, handcuffed. He reaches his bound hands up towards the naked hunk standing over him beating offMatt Ramsey. [read the full review]
Solicitor review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Bo Summers has a crush on his boss Zak Spears, a successful lawyer in a prestigious law firm. He is jacking off dreaming of his boss when Zak summons him into his office to watch a video of Zaks appearance on the Butch Limbo show Straight from the Hip. Bo is a well-built yummy blond. Zak is a young bear. Bo asks Zak to show him the secret of Zak's success with the ladies. I cant, Zak tells him, Were both guys. But he gives in to pride at his prowess and begins to show Bo his technique. When Bo responds, Zak abruptly calls the lesson off. Later Zak watches as two cleaning men, Tanner Reeves and Karl Redford, lay about on the job. Karl is a slender blond Aussie that I have always found fiendishly sexy. Tanner aint bad either. Tanner tells Karl that even though he is a married man he often goes down to the pier and gets a guy to blow him because guys do it best. Karl says he has never experienced such a thing. If you tell anybody about this, Ill cut your balls off! Tanner threatens before going down on Karls cock. Karls in heaven. This is a two-way street, Tanner tells Karl. [read the full review]
review from 3/13/2003:
Bo Summers has a crush on his boss Zak Spears, a successful lawyer in a prestigious law firm. He is jacking off dreaming of his boss when Zak summons him into his office to watch a video of Zaks appearance on the Butch Limbo show Straight from the Hip. Bo is a well-built yummy blond. Zak is a young bear. Bo asks Zak to show him the secret of Zak's success with the ladies. I cant, Zak tells him, Were both guys. But he gives in to pride at his prowess and begins to show Bo his technique. When Bo responds, Zak abruptly calls the lesson off. Later Zak watches as two cleaning men, Tanner Reeves and Karl Redford, lay about on the job. Karl is a slender blond Aussie that I have always found fiendishly sexy. Tanner aint bad either. Tanner tells Karl that even though he is a married man he often goes down to the pier and gets a guy to blow him because guys do it best. Karl says he has never experienced such a thing. If you tell anybody about this, Ill cut your balls off! Tanner threatens before going down on Karls cock. Karls in heaven. This is a two-way street, Tanner tells Karl. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tony, Wolfgang, Bernard, Andres
Studio: Heatwave
Release date: 7/24/2002
Hunter, The (Heatwave) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
What a weird little film! It is definitely not a pud-pounder, but I have to admit it is erotic. It begins with two guys whom we shall call Weiss und Schwarz walking in the great outdoors jabbering away in German. They seem to be having some kind of argument as the white guy occasionally pushes the black guy. Soon they are rolling around in the grass in a playful wrestling bout. At this point a fairly fat guy, Plump, comes onto the scene with a cartoon of eggs. He is mesmerized by the horseplay and begins to get aroused. Weiss und Schwarz are now getting naked. They rub their bodies together and the black guy pretends to fuck the white guy. Plump, or Blimpy-Pie as I shall now call him has dropped his drawers and is now stroking his putz. He has tried to make it appear bigger by shaving his pubes but it still seems miniscule under that sagging belly. Hes really not as unattractive as it sounds. He has a rather sweet face and would be a chubby chasers dream. Meanwhile Weiss und Schwarz have started to suck some cock. [read the full review]
review from 11/9/2002:
What a weird little film! It is definitely not a pud-pounder, but I have to admit it is erotic. It begins with two guys whom we shall call Weiss und Schwarz walking in the great outdoors jabbering away in German. They seem to be having some kind of argument as the white guy occasionally pushes the black guy. Soon they are rolling around in the grass in a playful wrestling bout. At this point a fairly fat guy, Plump, comes onto the scene with a cartoon of eggs. He is mesmerized by the horseplay and begins to get aroused. Weiss und Schwarz are now getting naked. They rub their bodies together and the black guy pretends to fuck the white guy. Plump, or Blimpy-Pie as I shall now call him has dropped his drawers and is now stroking his putz. He has tried to make it appear bigger by shaving his pubes but it still seems miniscule under that sagging belly. Hes really not as unattractive as it sounds. He has a rather sweet face and would be a chubby chasers dream. Meanwhile Weiss und Schwarz have started to suck some cock. [read the full review]
Threesomes & Then Some review summaries:
joeblow69's
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Starring: Vladislav Juracka, Marcel Manigati, Josef Cernan, Pavel Ondek, Michal Gola, Vit Pokorny, Pavel Porges, Ivan Plop, Pavel Vichera, Robin Lycka, Radek Holubar, Zdenek Valenta, Lukas Roubicek, Michal Dvorak Story: Threesones and Then-somes is a compilation containing scenes from five different Euro flicks. The don't match any of the names to the faces, so I really have no clue who any of these guys are. Scene One, from "The Layover" Starring: Vladislav Juracka, Marcel Manigati, Josef Cernan Boy, right off the bat things are looking pretty boring. A really cute buff guy sucks off two scrawny twinky boys. He's very good at the standard Euro blowjob: he never seems to take more than an inch or two in his mouth. Eventually they switch over to fucking, but the camera angles really stink. Either it's a wide shot where you can't see anything, or an extreme closeup. Everything I've ever said bad about euro-porn is repeated over and over in this scene. [read the full review]
review from 9/2/2002:
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Starring: Vladislav Juracka, Marcel Manigati, Josef Cernan, Pavel Ondek, Michal Gola, Vit Pokorny, Pavel Porges, Ivan Plop, Pavel Vichera, Robin Lycka, Radek Holubar, Zdenek Valenta, Lukas Roubicek, Michal Dvorak Story: Threesones and Then-somes is a compilation containing scenes from five different Euro flicks. The don't match any of the names to the faces, so I really have no clue who any of these guys are. Scene One, from "The Layover" Starring: Vladislav Juracka, Marcel Manigati, Josef Cernan Boy, right off the bat things are looking pretty boring. A really cute buff guy sucks off two scrawny twinky boys. He's very good at the standard Euro blowjob: he never seems to take more than an inch or two in his mouth. Eventually they switch over to fucking, but the camera angles really stink. Either it's a wide shot where you can't see anything, or an extreme closeup. Everything I've ever said bad about euro-porn is repeated over and over in this scene. [read the full review]
(zero stars)(0.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Robert Black, Sky Donovan
Studio: Raging Stallion
Release date: 7/23/2002
Induction review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
I thought raging Stallions FLOGD & FUKT was the silliest and sissiest S & M Id seen, but INDUCTION is ever more ridiculous. Sky Donovan goes into a barn where there is a convenient stash of porn mags. While looking at a spread for the forenamed FLOGD & FUKT he falls asleep. (The viewer would be well advised to do the same.) He dreams he is bound to a post. He is fully clothed except there is a hole in his pants and his dick and balls are exposed. Robert Black diddles the dick and plays pat-a-cake on Skys chest for 20 minutes. None of this gets Sky hard, much less the viewer. Finally Skys shirt is ripped off and he gets swished with the Egyptian fly-shooer. (This is designed not to swat the flies but just shoo them away. It cant possibly hurt, even when it brushes the cock!) This nonsense goes on for some time and seems to be producing laughter from Sky. (Wish I could find it funny.) Hes doused with a bucket of water. After which his belly is smacked with a ping pong paddle for about 3 seconds. And its back to the fly-shooer. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 7/11/2006:I thought raging Stallions FLOGD & FUKT was the silliest and sissiest S & M Id seen, but INDUCTION is ever more ridiculous. Sky Donovan goes into a barn where there is a convenient stash of porn mags. While looking at a spread for the forenamed FLOGD & FUKT he falls asleep. (The viewer would be well advised to do the same.) He dreams he is bound to a post. He is fully clothed except there is a hole in his pants and his dick and balls are exposed. Robert Black diddles the dick and plays pat-a-cake on Skys chest for 20 minutes. None of this gets Sky hard, much less the viewer. Finally Skys shirt is ripped off and he gets swished with the Egyptian fly-shooer. (This is designed not to swat the flies but just shoo them away. It cant possibly hurt, even when it brushes the cock!) This nonsense goes on for some time and seems to be producing laughter from Sky. (Wish I could find it funny.) Hes doused with a bucket of water. After which his belly is smacked with a ping pong paddle for about 3 seconds. And its back to the fly-shooer. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Michael Lucas, Carlo Morales, Tony Acosta, Chad Hunt, Erik Martins
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Release date: 7/22/2002
Vengeance (Lucas Entertainment) review summaries:
joeblow69's
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Michael Lucas Cast: Michael Lucas, Chad Hunt, Carlos Morales, Richie Fine, Anthony Ferrat, Tony Acosta, Erik Martins, Michael Mattel Story: A jealous lover recruits the Russian Mafia to teach his cheating boyfriend a lesson. Scene One Starring: Tony Acosta, Michael Mattel First up, Tony Acosta plays a big bad Russian Goon hell bent on showing Michael what happens to guys who steal money from the Russian Mafia. Tonys tough guy act doesnt really work for me, but Ill give him one thing, he sure is energetic. Hes also one of the sloppiest ass-eaters Ive ever seen! Michael is a cute little twink-type, but doesnt really get into things as much as Tony does. Tonys frenetic fucking is the only thing that keeps this scene interesting. [read the full review]
review from 8/25/2002:
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Michael Lucas Cast: Michael Lucas, Chad Hunt, Carlos Morales, Richie Fine, Anthony Ferrat, Tony Acosta, Erik Martins, Michael Mattel Story: A jealous lover recruits the Russian Mafia to teach his cheating boyfriend a lesson. Scene One Starring: Tony Acosta, Michael Mattel First up, Tony Acosta plays a big bad Russian Goon hell bent on showing Michael what happens to guys who steal money from the Russian Mafia. Tonys tough guy act doesnt really work for me, but Ill give him one thing, he sure is energetic. Hes also one of the sloppiest ass-eaters Ive ever seen! Michael is a cute little twink-type, but doesnt really get into things as much as Tony does. Tonys frenetic fucking is the only thing that keeps this scene interesting. [read the full review]
TouchDown Tony's
Starring Michael Lucas, Chad Hunt, Carlos Morales, Richie Fine, Anthony Ferrat, Tony Acosta, Erik Martins and Michael Mattel. Directed by Michael Lucas Special Edition Features: "Behind the Scenes" Featurette, Cast Interviews, Previews. Omigod! That lean, mean sex machine known as Michael Lucas is back in top (and wow, what a top he can be!) form, and back with a VENGEANGE. I still have a major jones going for Michael, and he doesn't disappoint in this endeavor. This time around he's a Russian Mafia godfather, with better diction than Marlon Brando ever had, and also showing a lot more flesh than Brando, too. (Of course at this stage of the game, the thought of a naked Marlon Brando is the stuff on which nightmares are made). Be warned, however, that this is one mean movie. The sex is nasty from the get-go, and doesn't let up until the final j.o. session. These are nasty men doing the nasty nastily. (With the mail order version, the fourth scene is even nastier: with pissing and fisting included). [read the full review]
review from 7/21/2002:
Starring Michael Lucas, Chad Hunt, Carlos Morales, Richie Fine, Anthony Ferrat, Tony Acosta, Erik Martins and Michael Mattel. Directed by Michael Lucas Special Edition Features: "Behind the Scenes" Featurette, Cast Interviews, Previews. Omigod! That lean, mean sex machine known as Michael Lucas is back in top (and wow, what a top he can be!) form, and back with a VENGEANGE. I still have a major jones going for Michael, and he doesn't disappoint in this endeavor. This time around he's a Russian Mafia godfather, with better diction than Marlon Brando ever had, and also showing a lot more flesh than Brando, too. (Of course at this stage of the game, the thought of a naked Marlon Brando is the stuff on which nightmares are made). Be warned, however, that this is one mean movie. The sex is nasty from the get-go, and doesn't let up until the final j.o. session. These are nasty men doing the nasty nastily. (With the mail order version, the fourth scene is even nastier: with pissing and fisting included). [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tony Lexus, Austin Black, Winston Love, Bobby Blake, Steve Pierce, Andre Bolla, Corey Cox, Xavier, Montay, Richard Reyes, Stan Mallone, Shaka
Studio: Knight Xing
Directed by: Bobby Blake
Release date: 7/21/2002
Harlem Knights Gangbang (Knight Xing/Sunshine) review summaries:
NetPr0nBoy's
Theme: Interracial, Gang Bang/Orgy, Simulated Rape Cast: Bobby Blake, Steve Pierce, Tony Lexus. With Andre Bolla, Corey Cox, Xavier, Austin Black, Montay, Richard Reyes, Winston Love, Stan Mallone, Shaka Z. Director: Will Parker This movie is one giant sex scene involving a very obviously fake gang rape scene of two white men by a group of nine black men. The movie starts out showing two black couples being affectionate towards each other in a dark bar when in walks one of the two white guys. It then cuts over to the bar where the second white man sits having a drink poured. Shifting back to the first scene where the first four black guys notice the newcomer. They question him as to why he is there and tell him they going to teach him a lesson and grab him. It is obvious that no one really is to take this supposed situation seriously as the white so-to-be victim is smiling and looks like he is trying hard not to crack up. [read the full review]
review from 10/28/2002:
Theme: Interracial, Gang Bang/Orgy, Simulated Rape Cast: Bobby Blake, Steve Pierce, Tony Lexus. With Andre Bolla, Corey Cox, Xavier, Austin Black, Montay, Richard Reyes, Winston Love, Stan Mallone, Shaka Z. Director: Will Parker This movie is one giant sex scene involving a very obviously fake gang rape scene of two white men by a group of nine black men. The movie starts out showing two black couples being affectionate towards each other in a dark bar when in walks one of the two white guys. It then cuts over to the bar where the second white man sits having a drink poured. Shifting back to the first scene where the first four black guys notice the newcomer. They question him as to why he is there and tell him they going to teach him a lesson and grab him. It is obvious that no one really is to take this supposed situation seriously as the white so-to-be victim is smiling and looks like he is trying hard not to crack up. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.J. (ambiguous), Derrick Halliwell, Dylan Thomas
Studio: Macho Man
Release date: 7/12/2002
Pump Party review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Well it looked different. Cute twinks pumping up their peni. There is not a guy here over twenty. They are all cute as buttons, and they all are quite natural in front of a camera. This is truly cinema verité. Four guys are sitting around a living room when a fifth enters with a box from someone named James. They open the box to find.guess what? Five penis pumps. Each boy gets one. They are of all colors and varieties. (The penis pumps, not the boys). My favorite of the group (the boys, not the penis pumps), Sebastian Cole, a skinny kid with spiky hair who is sexy as Hell gets one with so many attachments it could probably pump up your dick and operate an electric train set at the same time. All strip down and each applies his pump. They find it great fun and are all having a marvelous time. It is hard not to enjoy it with them. (Maybe that should read it is hard to enjoy it with them?) Anyway, after a bit of individual play each of the guys is given the treatment by his buddies. First up is my fave, Sebastian. [read the full review]
review from 8/20/2002:
Well it looked different. Cute twinks pumping up their peni. There is not a guy here over twenty. They are all cute as buttons, and they all are quite natural in front of a camera. This is truly cinema verité. Four guys are sitting around a living room when a fifth enters with a box from someone named James. They open the box to find.guess what? Five penis pumps. Each boy gets one. They are of all colors and varieties. (The penis pumps, not the boys). My favorite of the group (the boys, not the penis pumps), Sebastian Cole, a skinny kid with spiky hair who is sexy as Hell gets one with so many attachments it could probably pump up your dick and operate an electric train set at the same time. All strip down and each applies his pump. They find it great fun and are all having a marvelous time. It is hard not to enjoy it with them. (Maybe that should read it is hard to enjoy it with them?) Anyway, after a bit of individual play each of the guys is given the treatment by his buddies. First up is my fave, Sebastian. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brock Masters, Brad McGuire, Dylan Scott, Adam Wolfe, Kirk Kelley
Studio: Centaur
Release date: 7/10/2002
Wild Rangers review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
WILD RANGERS is a winner! It has been many moons since I have enjoyed a film as much as this one. Set in the Sawmill Camp about an hour's drive from either Tampa or Orlando, it has it all: great production values, top-notch direction and photography, nice scenery, hot guys, and even hotter sex. The film is reminiscent of the TV show Cops in that the rangers talk to us as if we are privileged to go with them on their patrols and manhunts. Big good-looking, gravely voiced Brock Masters is the head ranger patrolling the camp. He rides through the camp on horseback and rides well. (Be sure and watch the Behind the Scenes in the bonus section to see that the horse was not always so co-operative or Brock so commanding. Its very funny.) Brock cums uponnope, thats latercomes upon two trespassers, Kirk Kelley and Cory Foxe. Cory is sucking away on Kirks candy stick and doing a very good job of it. Kirk is a spirited little twink; Corywho is making his debut hereis a real sweetheart. [read the full review]
review from 7/25/2003:
WILD RANGERS is a winner! It has been many moons since I have enjoyed a film as much as this one. Set in the Sawmill Camp about an hour's drive from either Tampa or Orlando, it has it all: great production values, top-notch direction and photography, nice scenery, hot guys, and even hotter sex. The film is reminiscent of the TV show Cops in that the rangers talk to us as if we are privileged to go with them on their patrols and manhunts. Big good-looking, gravely voiced Brock Masters is the head ranger patrolling the camp. He rides through the camp on horseback and rides well. (Be sure and watch the Behind the Scenes in the bonus section to see that the horse was not always so co-operative or Brock so commanding. Its very funny.) Brock cums uponnope, thats latercomes upon two trespassers, Kirk Kelley and Cory Foxe. Cory is sucking away on Kirks candy stick and doing a very good job of it. Kirk is a spirited little twink; Corywho is making his debut hereis a real sweetheart. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Pierce, Rusty Samuels, Lex Kyler, Sean Storm, Jerry Bravo, Baron Long, Skor Michaels, Jack Trade, Adam Wolfe, Tully, Andrew Blaze, Jerod Stevens, Alvin Eros, Marc Calles, Triton Rivers
Studio: BigDickFactory
Directed by: Toby Ross
Release date: 7/10/2002
After School Group Sex review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Although not identified as a compilation, it most definitely is! It's an assorted mish-mash from WHAT I DID FOR SEX, SEX WITHOUT RULES, and PRINCIPAL OF LUST. And its a tiresome [yawn] bore. The first excerpt entitled One Bad Apple is from WHAT I DID FOR SEX. Cute, skinny, bottle-blond Andrew Blaze doesnt have his homework and the class fantasizes about him being brought before them where his pants are lowered for a few swats with the test papers before the class erupts into a full-scale orgy. There are some cute guys and some nice dicks. But as with most orgies, the scene lacks focus. As soon as one gets interested in one pairing we are swept away to something else. It takes careful planning and a masterful director like Chi Chi to make a video orgy work. Neither of whom is involved here. It is a problem that is only compounded in the following scene: Control Freaks of Delta Phi from SEX WITHOUT RULES. Here our narrator, who sounds like the warden from COOL HAND LUKE, drawls on. There is no continuity. Just dissolves and cuts to other parts or times of the action. [read the full review]
review from 9/1/2003:
Although not identified as a compilation, it most definitely is! It's an assorted mish-mash from WHAT I DID FOR SEX, SEX WITHOUT RULES, and PRINCIPAL OF LUST. And its a tiresome [yawn] bore. The first excerpt entitled One Bad Apple is from WHAT I DID FOR SEX. Cute, skinny, bottle-blond Andrew Blaze doesnt have his homework and the class fantasizes about him being brought before them where his pants are lowered for a few swats with the test papers before the class erupts into a full-scale orgy. There are some cute guys and some nice dicks. But as with most orgies, the scene lacks focus. As soon as one gets interested in one pairing we are swept away to something else. It takes careful planning and a masterful director like Chi Chi to make a video orgy work. Neither of whom is involved here. It is a problem that is only compounded in the following scene: Control Freaks of Delta Phi from SEX WITHOUT RULES. Here our narrator, who sounds like the warden from COOL HAND LUKE, drawls on. There is no continuity. Just dissolves and cuts to other parts or times of the action. [read the full review]
Big Brother's Watching review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
The film opens with a parody of the Bond films. Instead of a female, however, we have a male dancing sinuously in highly colored negatives to Bond-like music. Jacob Hayes and his cohort, Junior, are spying on soldiers under their command. Jacob seems much too young for an officer, but hes such a cute little twink who cares. The first group for Big Brother to watch is Jason Hawke, Jeremy Tucker, and Max Grand. They stroll through the woods, strip, and piss in a stream. Jason then proceeds to use his pierced tongue on Maxs grand cock while Jeremy goes to work on Jasons uncut boner. Then Jeremy fucks Jason who continues to suck on Max. There are some terrific camera angles at the beginning of the scene, but these soon devolve into spending too much time in close-ups and not enough on who is fucking whom. An anonymous cock going into an anonymous ass is nowhere near as exciting as seeing Max Grand fuck Jason Hawke. If held too long, close-ups become clinical instead of erotic. Here are three beautiful men having sex amidst beautiful scenery, but its actually boring. [read the full review]
review from 10/7/2002:
The film opens with a parody of the Bond films. Instead of a female, however, we have a male dancing sinuously in highly colored negatives to Bond-like music. Jacob Hayes and his cohort, Junior, are spying on soldiers under their command. Jacob seems much too young for an officer, but hes such a cute little twink who cares. The first group for Big Brother to watch is Jason Hawke, Jeremy Tucker, and Max Grand. They stroll through the woods, strip, and piss in a stream. Jason then proceeds to use his pierced tongue on Maxs grand cock while Jeremy goes to work on Jasons uncut boner. Then Jeremy fucks Jason who continues to suck on Max. There are some terrific camera angles at the beginning of the scene, but these soon devolve into spending too much time in close-ups and not enough on who is fucking whom. An anonymous cock going into an anonymous ass is nowhere near as exciting as seeing Max Grand fuck Jason Hawke. If held too long, close-ups become clinical instead of erotic. Here are three beautiful men having sex amidst beautiful scenery, but its actually boring. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mickey, T.J. (ambiguous), Slim, Xavier Kaim, Hunter Daniels
Studio: Inferno
Release date: 7/9/2002
Coxxx & Cops review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
There seem to be a whole series of these films being cranked out by Inferno and others which feature young twinks masquerading as cops banging other young twinks who are apparently guilty of something. (Maybe its of appearing in the films.) These films vary in quality, but none are very good. Some, like this one, are pretty bad. We open with a duo we have seen beforea cute young slender brunet and a bleached blond with pierced nipples and a bit of baby fat. The blond is always the cop. He asks to see if there are drugs in the brunets backpack. Instead he finds gay porno films. The cop is on the kid before you can say the word Miranda. They fuck bareback (I believe they are lovers) but the effect of this is lost due to poor camerawork. Choppy editing and a bit of looping further mar the scene. It looks like it might get into something interesting when the young blond lubes the cuties ass and the nightstick, but we cut away before he inserts it and its "déjà vu all over again". Blondie cums and Cutie does not. [read the full review]
review from 3/2/2003:
There seem to be a whole series of these films being cranked out by Inferno and others which feature young twinks masquerading as cops banging other young twinks who are apparently guilty of something. (Maybe its of appearing in the films.) These films vary in quality, but none are very good. Some, like this one, are pretty bad. We open with a duo we have seen beforea cute young slender brunet and a bleached blond with pierced nipples and a bit of baby fat. The blond is always the cop. He asks to see if there are drugs in the brunets backpack. Instead he finds gay porno films. The cop is on the kid before you can say the word Miranda. They fuck bareback (I believe they are lovers) but the effect of this is lost due to poor camerawork. Choppy editing and a bit of looping further mar the scene. It looks like it might get into something interesting when the young blond lubes the cuties ass and the nightstick, but we cut away before he inserts it and its "déjà vu all over again". Blondie cums and Cutie does not. [read the full review]
(4.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: BeBe, Jirka Kalvoda, Pavel Korsakov
Studio: Wm Higgins Productions
Release date: 7/6/2002
Jan Dvorak Story, The review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
The Jan Dvorak Story By Paladin Directed by Williams Higgins Staring Jan Dvorak Pavel Dubcek Jirka & Karal Bartek Bebe Jirka Kalvoda Joachem von Festung & Pavel Korsakov Highlights Lot's of Penises! All kinds of M/M sex Twins Cum shots on the feet Jesus At First Glance This came to me from a fellow forum member who wanted my take on this particular gay DVD. [read the full review]
review from 11/1/2002:
The Jan Dvorak Story By Paladin Directed by Williams Higgins Staring Jan Dvorak Pavel Dubcek Jirka & Karal Bartek Bebe Jirka Kalvoda Joachem von Festung & Pavel Korsakov Highlights Lot's of Penises! All kinds of M/M sex Twins Cum shots on the feet Jesus At First Glance This came to me from a fellow forum member who wanted my take on this particular gay DVD. [read the full review]
dumblonde's
Writer/Director: William Higgins Videographer: William Higgins Running length: 2 hrs 8 min. Male cast: Jan Dvorak, Pavel Dubcek, Bebe, Jirka Kalvoda, Pavel Korsakov, Jirka & Karel Bartok (twins), Joachem von Festung Audio/Video: The video was exceptionally well done, from the atmospheric, snowy outdoor shots to the sex scenes. Like Kristen Bjorn, Higgins takes his time shooting these over several days, then edits them flawlessly to appear that the participants come multiple times. The audio varied from scene to scene, from no background music at all to no sex sounds. Extras: Scene selection Bonus cumshot scene Photo slide show with director's commentary Condoms: yes The Movie: Everything a gay man could want - beautiful scenery, great looking men, atmosphere, twin brothers, a good story, a little romance and a lot of heat. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2002:
Writer/Director: William Higgins Videographer: William Higgins Running length: 2 hrs 8 min. Male cast: Jan Dvorak, Pavel Dubcek, Bebe, Jirka Kalvoda, Pavel Korsakov, Jirka & Karel Bartok (twins), Joachem von Festung Audio/Video: The video was exceptionally well done, from the atmospheric, snowy outdoor shots to the sex scenes. Like Kristen Bjorn, Higgins takes his time shooting these over several days, then edits them flawlessly to appear that the participants come multiple times. The audio varied from scene to scene, from no background music at all to no sex sounds. Extras: Scene selection Bonus cumshot scene Photo slide show with director's commentary Condoms: yes The Movie: Everything a gay man could want - beautiful scenery, great looking men, atmosphere, twin brothers, a good story, a little romance and a lot of heat. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
In the Jan Dvorak Story, Jan Dvorak appears in four of the five scenes. Such a tour de force requires a hunk of tremendous sex appeal and versatility. Dvorak lives up to the task and then some. Whether he appears for Bel Ami as Max Orloff; for Jet Set as Jakub Moltin; for Studio 2000 as Pavel Novotny; or for William Higgins as Jan Dvorak he remains one of the most beautiful guys ever to go before a camera. The film opens with our hero leaving what appears to be a seminary and traveling through the snow to a job as a bellhop. Jan, doing room service, brings a steak to Pavel Dubcek (another actor who has appeared under various names. Most notably as Max Pellion for Mans Best). Pavel asks Jan if he has eaten and receiving a negative reply persuades the young man to stay for dinner. Pavel feeds Jan some beefsteak and then proceeds to feast on Jans fleshsteak. After mutual blowjobs and an exciting 69, Pavel fucks the bellhop. (Now thats what I call room service!) Jans sexual nature now awakened, he propositions two cooks and tells them he has the key to a room and to the free bar. [read the full review]
review from 8/11/2002:
In the Jan Dvorak Story, Jan Dvorak appears in four of the five scenes. Such a tour de force requires a hunk of tremendous sex appeal and versatility. Dvorak lives up to the task and then some. Whether he appears for Bel Ami as Max Orloff; for Jet Set as Jakub Moltin; for Studio 2000 as Pavel Novotny; or for William Higgins as Jan Dvorak he remains one of the most beautiful guys ever to go before a camera. The film opens with our hero leaving what appears to be a seminary and traveling through the snow to a job as a bellhop. Jan, doing room service, brings a steak to Pavel Dubcek (another actor who has appeared under various names. Most notably as Max Pellion for Mans Best). Pavel asks Jan if he has eaten and receiving a negative reply persuades the young man to stay for dinner. Pavel feeds Jan some beefsteak and then proceeds to feast on Jans fleshsteak. After mutual blowjobs and an exciting 69, Pavel fucks the bellhop. (Now thats what I call room service!) Jans sexual nature now awakened, he propositions two cooks and tells them he has the key to a room and to the free bar. [read the full review]
Kazaks review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Tired of the same ol cocks and the same ol faces? If so, this DVD might be for you. YMAC International has gone to Russia amidst a group known as the Kazaks. They wear baggy trousers and Santa Claus hats, but they are among the most beautiful men on earth. The film opens with a young twink on horseback riding into the encampment. His fellow Kazaks are amusing themselves by whipping a naked young man they have bound to a table. Our rider is only momentarily distracted as he is carrying a message for the chieftain. Unfortunately the chieftain is in the midst of buggering a blond lady. He stops what he is doing, waves the lady away, reads the letter, and then decides to finish getting his rocks off by buggering the messenger. The buggering is faked, but the chieftain is such a gorgeous masculine twenty-something hunk--just bulging with natural muscles-- that I was quite content just to stare at him and not complain that the messenger wasnt really being penetrated. (The messenger should have been the one complaining.) Cut to: A young man with a shaved head examining a horses cock. [read the full review]
review from 7/16/2002:
Tired of the same ol cocks and the same ol faces? If so, this DVD might be for you. YMAC International has gone to Russia amidst a group known as the Kazaks. They wear baggy trousers and Santa Claus hats, but they are among the most beautiful men on earth. The film opens with a young twink on horseback riding into the encampment. His fellow Kazaks are amusing themselves by whipping a naked young man they have bound to a table. Our rider is only momentarily distracted as he is carrying a message for the chieftain. Unfortunately the chieftain is in the midst of buggering a blond lady. He stops what he is doing, waves the lady away, reads the letter, and then decides to finish getting his rocks off by buggering the messenger. The buggering is faked, but the chieftain is such a gorgeous masculine twenty-something hunk--just bulging with natural muscles-- that I was quite content just to stare at him and not complain that the messenger wasnt really being penetrated. (The messenger should have been the one complaining.) Cut to: A young man with a shaved head examining a horses cock. [read the full review]
Pillage & Plunder: The Movie review summaries:
joeblow69's
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Chi Chi LaRue Story: I wasn't really expecting a story to go along with this DVD, but the tale of Logan Reed and his lost ring is actually pretty cute. The acting is all top-rate as well. Scene One Starring: Blake Harper, Jackson Price It's nice to know there are some people in porn you can always count on. Blake not only looks fantastic, but turns in another stunning performance. Jackson looks cute as well, though I don't remember ever seeing that big birthmark on his chest before. Anyway, there's lots of yummy rimming and deep-throating before Blake plows his hard cock into Jackson's sweet ass. Definitely one of Blake's top 5 scenes, and easily the best scene on this DVD. Scene Two Starring: Victor Rios, Matt Summers Once everyone's on board the big ol' sex boat, the action heats up rather quickly in the laundry room. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2002:
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Chi Chi LaRue Story: I wasn't really expecting a story to go along with this DVD, but the tale of Logan Reed and his lost ring is actually pretty cute. The acting is all top-rate as well. Scene One Starring: Blake Harper, Jackson Price It's nice to know there are some people in porn you can always count on. Blake not only looks fantastic, but turns in another stunning performance. Jackson looks cute as well, though I don't remember ever seeing that big birthmark on his chest before. Anyway, there's lots of yummy rimming and deep-throating before Blake plows his hard cock into Jackson's sweet ass. Definitely one of Blake's top 5 scenes, and easily the best scene on this DVD. Scene Two Starring: Victor Rios, Matt Summers Once everyone's on board the big ol' sex boat, the action heats up rather quickly in the laundry room. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Marcos DeSilva, Alex DaSilva, Camillo Papp, Vandelei Lima
Studio: Iron Horse
Release date: 6/26/2002
Brazil Nuts 7 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
The Brazil Nuts series are no-frills films using performers who are not movie star handsome, but usually sexy. If average looking Latinos with big uncut dicks are your thing, youll usually be satisfied. If you are tired of the same old faces and the same old dicks, then these might be a nice change of pace. If you want something more, then perhaps these are not for you. In Opus 7, we see a young Brazilian with short curly hair standing in the woods?, forest?, jungle? with his dick hanging out of his pants. He jiggles it a bit before another guy in sunglasses joins him and gives him a helping hand. He also gives him a helping mouth. As guy one removes the pants of the guy in sunglasses, he finds an enormous purple prick and becomes a purple penis eater. (I'm really sorry for that, I just couldn't help it.) As we hope, he then gets screwed by the thing. (The guys in this film chatter away in Portuguese. [read the full review]
review from 8/20/2002:
The Brazil Nuts series are no-frills films using performers who are not movie star handsome, but usually sexy. If average looking Latinos with big uncut dicks are your thing, youll usually be satisfied. If you are tired of the same old faces and the same old dicks, then these might be a nice change of pace. If you want something more, then perhaps these are not for you. In Opus 7, we see a young Brazilian with short curly hair standing in the woods?, forest?, jungle? with his dick hanging out of his pants. He jiggles it a bit before another guy in sunglasses joins him and gives him a helping hand. He also gives him a helping mouth. As guy one removes the pants of the guy in sunglasses, he finds an enormous purple prick and becomes a purple penis eater. (I'm really sorry for that, I just couldn't help it.) As we hope, he then gets screwed by the thing. (The guys in this film chatter away in Portuguese. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tanner Reeves, Brett Ford, Matt Gunther, Dallas Taylor, Alex Wild, Daryl Brock, Zak Spears, Mark West, Steven Turro, Dirk Fletcher, David Logan, Patrick Ryan
Studio: VCA
Release date: 6/26/2002
Boot Black review summaries:
YogaGrrl's
Cast: Jake Andrews, Daryl Brock, Zak Spears, Tanner Reeves, Dallas Taylor, Matt Gunther, Mark West, Wolfe, David Logan, Brett Ford, Steven Turro, Alex Wild, Patrick Ryan, Rob Costa and Dirk Fletcher. Director: Chi Chi LaRue Production date: Credits are copyrighted 1994; DVD release date was summer 2002. Length: 82 min. Extras: Director's commentary, director's biography and filmography, five trailers, catalog information for four additional titles, and a slide show with 20 photos. Audio/visual quality: The lighting in this movie is outstanding. The sets are dim and smoky, yet the action is easy to see. Skillfully directed rays of illumination accent the actors' eyes, genitals, feet and other body parts. The camera angles are equally satisfying, with an artful mix of long, medium and close-up shots. The focus is generally sharp, as well. The opening footage skips slightly, as if frames have been removed. [read the full review]
review from 7/21/2002:
Cast: Jake Andrews, Daryl Brock, Zak Spears, Tanner Reeves, Dallas Taylor, Matt Gunther, Mark West, Wolfe, David Logan, Brett Ford, Steven Turro, Alex Wild, Patrick Ryan, Rob Costa and Dirk Fletcher. Director: Chi Chi LaRue Production date: Credits are copyrighted 1994; DVD release date was summer 2002. Length: 82 min. Extras: Director's commentary, director's biography and filmography, five trailers, catalog information for four additional titles, and a slide show with 20 photos. Audio/visual quality: The lighting in this movie is outstanding. The sets are dim and smoky, yet the action is easy to see. Skillfully directed rays of illumination accent the actors' eyes, genitals, feet and other body parts. The camera angles are equally satisfying, with an artful mix of long, medium and close-up shots. The focus is generally sharp, as well. The opening footage skips slightly, as if frames have been removed. [read the full review]
Rafael 1 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
This film is about as Italian as sauerkraut. Oh, sure the scenery is Italian, but theres nary an Italian guy to be seen. So if Italian men are your fantasy you wont find them here. There are lots of Germans though. And I, for one, find Germans rather attractive with their big uncut schwanzes and their zest for sex. Gufa, the German studio, decided to take a group of young Germans to Italy, film them having sex, and then release it as three films now known in the American market as The Italian Trilogy. The first one is called Rafael (the one reviewed here), the second Leonardo, etc. There is neither a Rafael nor a Leonardo to be found, so why these stupid names? This is obviously the work of some American Klugscheißer. The real title of the series is CASA DEL CAZZI or HOUSE OF COCKS. Personally, I like that better; and its not trying to put one over on us as the American distributor is. [read the full review]
review from 9/21/2002:
This film is about as Italian as sauerkraut. Oh, sure the scenery is Italian, but theres nary an Italian guy to be seen. So if Italian men are your fantasy you wont find them here. There are lots of Germans though. And I, for one, find Germans rather attractive with their big uncut schwanzes and their zest for sex. Gufa, the German studio, decided to take a group of young Germans to Italy, film them having sex, and then release it as three films now known in the American market as The Italian Trilogy. The first one is called Rafael (the one reviewed here), the second Leonardo, etc. There is neither a Rafael nor a Leonardo to be found, so why these stupid names? This is obviously the work of some American Klugscheißer. The real title of the series is CASA DEL CAZZI or HOUSE OF COCKS. Personally, I like that better; and its not trying to put one over on us as the American distributor is. [read the full review]
Switched review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Although Kevin Kline and Joey Tribiany are two of the most beautiful twinks on the planet, this film is an absolute mess. It is so taken with being arty that it forgets it is basically a fuck film. The plot (which one can discern only by reading the back jacket) makes no sense. There is a beginning and a middle but no end. It appears to be the birth of an entrely new genre. Like Theatre of the Absurd, this is Porn of the Absurd. The child however is stillborn. A young twink kills his girlfriend who comes back as a man (Kevin Kline). Mysterious characters pop in and out like characters in "Bewitched". There is even a devil who appears over a copulating couple and jacks off. The couple (Kevin and Joey) do not cum. There is a love of angle shots and other artsy gimmicks. The acting is awful, the dialogue ludicrous, the sex is passionless, or too gimmicky (A guy gets a mouthful of water then puts a cock in his mouth letting the water cascade down the dick, a threesome cavorts on an exercise machine) the film is horribly dubbed. [read the full review]
review from 10/15/2002:
Although Kevin Kline and Joey Tribiany are two of the most beautiful twinks on the planet, this film is an absolute mess. It is so taken with being arty that it forgets it is basically a fuck film. The plot (which one can discern only by reading the back jacket) makes no sense. There is a beginning and a middle but no end. It appears to be the birth of an entrely new genre. Like Theatre of the Absurd, this is Porn of the Absurd. The child however is stillborn. A young twink kills his girlfriend who comes back as a man (Kevin Kline). Mysterious characters pop in and out like characters in "Bewitched". There is even a devil who appears over a copulating couple and jacks off. The couple (Kevin and Joey) do not cum. There is a love of angle shots and other artsy gimmicks. The acting is awful, the dialogue ludicrous, the sex is passionless, or too gimmicky (A guy gets a mouthful of water then puts a cock in his mouth letting the water cascade down the dick, a threesome cavorts on an exercise machine) the film is horribly dubbed. [read the full review]
Netguy 's
Ever see one of those really bad kung fu flicks? Well if you can overlook the horrible dubbed in voices, Switched isnt half bad with its cast of Euro boys. The film quality is mediocre, the hues seem off in parts and the sound is ok but its the young, hard twinks that make it worth watching. The story centers around a cheating girlfriend, Marylou (Kate Lust) whos boyfriend Nad Strawhouse plots with his friends to get even by killing her! Maybe a tad morbid but its not graphic and rather silly actually. Anway, she dies and makes it as far as limbo and is given a second chance to return to earth. The catch though is she must fall in love, and she returns as a man (Kevin Kline)! Clever huh! Before she passed on she had made an appointment with a cleaning service so when she returns to earth she wakes up, shocked obviously, and is greeted by Joey Tribeiany. Have you noticed the cast names? I think the names were changed to protect the innocent. Oh well, Kevin and Joey get it on immediately sucking each others dicks then Kevin fucks Joey and as he does he jerks off. [read the full review]
review from 7/24/2002:
Ever see one of those really bad kung fu flicks? Well if you can overlook the horrible dubbed in voices, Switched isnt half bad with its cast of Euro boys. The film quality is mediocre, the hues seem off in parts and the sound is ok but its the young, hard twinks that make it worth watching. The story centers around a cheating girlfriend, Marylou (Kate Lust) whos boyfriend Nad Strawhouse plots with his friends to get even by killing her! Maybe a tad morbid but its not graphic and rather silly actually. Anway, she dies and makes it as far as limbo and is given a second chance to return to earth. The catch though is she must fall in love, and she returns as a man (Kevin Kline)! Clever huh! Before she passed on she had made an appointment with a cleaning service so when she returns to earth she wakes up, shocked obviously, and is greeted by Joey Tribeiany. Have you noticed the cast names? I think the names were changed to protect the innocent. Oh well, Kevin and Joey get it on immediately sucking each others dicks then Kevin fucks Joey and as he does he jerks off. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jake Tanner, Bruce Craig, Ralph Whitaker
Studio: Colt
Release date: 5/30/2002
Waterbucks review summaries:
YogaDame's
Waterbucks Cast: Mark Bradshaw, Mark Gamble, Bruce Emory, Mario Garza, Steve Keslo, Jake Tanner, Bruce Craig, Ralph Whitaker. Director: Rip Colt Release date: 4/1/02 Length: 96 min. Extras: None except contact and website. Audio/visual quality: As usual, Colt excels at the technical and artistic aspects. This is some of the prettiest stuff around. The Waterbucks compilation is entirely shot on film, which lends a timeless look. (Were these made in the 1980s? The 1990s? Maybe even the late 1970s? I'm not sure, since the prints are usually very well preserved, but there appears to be a mix of eras.) The handheld footage in the final scene jitters a bit and has a more amateur feel, but the rest of the material is extremely polished and professional. The ratio of full-body and close-up shots is pleasing. There is no location audiothe score features gently energetic instrumentals of good quality. Highlights: Sunbeam Mark Bradshaw, all blond and bronzed, peels out of his wet suit to reveal striations in his musculature and wood in his willy. [read the full review]
review from 7/25/2005:
Waterbucks Cast: Mark Bradshaw, Mark Gamble, Bruce Emory, Mario Garza, Steve Keslo, Jake Tanner, Bruce Craig, Ralph Whitaker. Director: Rip Colt Release date: 4/1/02 Length: 96 min. Extras: None except contact and website. Audio/visual quality: As usual, Colt excels at the technical and artistic aspects. This is some of the prettiest stuff around. The Waterbucks compilation is entirely shot on film, which lends a timeless look. (Were these made in the 1980s? The 1990s? Maybe even the late 1970s? I'm not sure, since the prints are usually very well preserved, but there appears to be a mix of eras.) The handheld footage in the final scene jitters a bit and has a more amateur feel, but the rest of the material is extremely polished and professional. The ratio of full-body and close-up shots is pleasing. There is no location audiothe score features gently energetic instrumentals of good quality. Highlights: Sunbeam Mark Bradshaw, all blond and bronzed, peels out of his wet suit to reveal striations in his musculature and wood in his willy. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Drew Peters, Ryan Scott, Christian Owen, Lee Walbash
Studio: Pacific Sun
Release date: 5/30/2002
Sunny Delights review summaries:
Leahcim-77's
Overall, this is a fairly good film, but one may wish to explore other titles from Junior Studios first. The movie starts off with an all-too-long, badly acted intro to most of the "characters." Lee Walbash and Jason Sizemore chat about some innanne blah-blah for far too long, then the scene cuts to Lee pumping iron shirtless. Jason wanders in, and, with minimal chit-chat, the two get down. Lee is a hot, young, muscular bottle-blonde, with shaved armpits and a really cute face. Jason is a tall, skinny kid with an enormous cock. Lee sucks on Jason's cock for a long time, at times clearly getting tired (or his jaw sore). He never gets more than about 2 inches of the big thing in his mouth at any one time. Jason takes a quick turn sucking Lee, and Lee cums on Jason's face and chest, then eats it off (no, it's really not as hot as it sounds...) Lee then jacks off Jason, and gets a hot, gooey facial, which he really seems to dislike. [read the full review]
review from 12/5/2002:
Overall, this is a fairly good film, but one may wish to explore other titles from Junior Studios first. The movie starts off with an all-too-long, badly acted intro to most of the "characters." Lee Walbash and Jason Sizemore chat about some innanne blah-blah for far too long, then the scene cuts to Lee pumping iron shirtless. Jason wanders in, and, with minimal chit-chat, the two get down. Lee is a hot, young, muscular bottle-blonde, with shaved armpits and a really cute face. Jason is a tall, skinny kid with an enormous cock. Lee sucks on Jason's cock for a long time, at times clearly getting tired (or his jaw sore). He never gets more than about 2 inches of the big thing in his mouth at any one time. Jason takes a quick turn sucking Lee, and Lee cums on Jason's face and chest, then eats it off (no, it's really not as hot as it sounds...) Lee then jacks off Jason, and gets a hot, gooey facial, which he really seems to dislike. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Marcus, Forro, Tibor, Bige, Prince, Gary Miles, Huba, Andreas Von Stahl, Misha, Akos, Chris Baracqua
Studio: Cadro
Directed by: Steve Cadro
Release date: 5/30/2002
Atilla The Hun review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
This film is another super example of Steven Cadros desire to turn gay porn into high art. The film features many of Cadros cadre of humpy, hung Hungarians including my favorite who appeared with Kristen Bjorn as Sergei Jordanov and appears in others under a variety of names including, as he does here, as Tom of Hunland. There is a plot. Two young entrepreneurs Vad Gabor and Bob Boxer are hired to find a sword once belonging to the great Attila. Vad, whose name is inverted in the credits as Gabor Vad (in the Hungarian fashion), is an attractive blond with a slightly muscular build and a not so slight cock...in fact, a very BIG cock. Bob, whose name is obviously a name chosen for film as he is the most Hungarian looking guy here, is also blond, with a swimmers build and perky nipples. Our young, hung heroes begin in Budapest and move on to Vienna where they are to pick up the commission to find the grave of Attila the Hun and get the magical sword which was buried with him. [read the full review]
review from 7/7/2002:
This film is another super example of Steven Cadros desire to turn gay porn into high art. The film features many of Cadros cadre of humpy, hung Hungarians including my favorite who appeared with Kristen Bjorn as Sergei Jordanov and appears in others under a variety of names including, as he does here, as Tom of Hunland. There is a plot. Two young entrepreneurs Vad Gabor and Bob Boxer are hired to find a sword once belonging to the great Attila. Vad, whose name is inverted in the credits as Gabor Vad (in the Hungarian fashion), is an attractive blond with a slightly muscular build and a not so slight cock...in fact, a very BIG cock. Bob, whose name is obviously a name chosen for film as he is the most Hungarian looking guy here, is also blond, with a swimmers build and perky nipples. Our young, hung heroes begin in Budapest and move on to Vienna where they are to pick up the commission to find the grave of Attila the Hun and get the magical sword which was buried with him. [read the full review]
Danny Does Dallas review summaries:
joeblow69's
Director:Alfred Thornberg Cast: Jim Bently, Rocy Rockhard, Corey Monroe, Christopher Mann, Gino Colbert, Roberto Arias, Joey Stephano, Jon Vincent Danny Does Dallas doesnt really warrant an in-depth review, so Ill keep this rather brief. The main reason I bought this was I found it for dirt cheap on Ebay, and it looked like it might be a good football themed precondom flick. But not only is this not a football movie, it doesnt really have anything to do with Dallas, either! Sure, if you want to get technical, Danny has sex with a guy named Dallas, but thats pretty weak. I mean really, is it too much to expect a movie that has a guy in a football uniform on the cover to have something to do with football? The first scene is a total lost cause. They guys are skanky, and the sex is icky. The two scenes with Danny (Jim Bently) arent bad, though. Hes decent looking, has an ok body, and a big dick. [read the full review]
review from 7/13/2002:
Director:Alfred Thornberg Cast: Jim Bently, Rocy Rockhard, Corey Monroe, Christopher Mann, Gino Colbert, Roberto Arias, Joey Stephano, Jon Vincent Danny Does Dallas doesnt really warrant an in-depth review, so Ill keep this rather brief. The main reason I bought this was I found it for dirt cheap on Ebay, and it looked like it might be a good football themed precondom flick. But not only is this not a football movie, it doesnt really have anything to do with Dallas, either! Sure, if you want to get technical, Danny has sex with a guy named Dallas, but thats pretty weak. I mean really, is it too much to expect a movie that has a guy in a football uniform on the cover to have something to do with football? The first scene is a total lost cause. They guys are skanky, and the sex is icky. The two scenes with Danny (Jim Bently) arent bad, though. Hes decent looking, has an ok body, and a big dick. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tanner Reeves, Thomas Bond, Mark Slade, Ethan Richards, Kyle Kennedy, Robert Kirk, Chad Hunt, Danny Lopez, Ryan Zane, Dante Foxx
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Release date: 5/29/2002
Back Row, The review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
If you want to see how gay porn has changed in the last 30 years pick up a copy of THE BACK ROW that contains Jerry Douglas original of 1972 and Chi Chi LaRues of 2002. Its not just that one is bareback the other uses condoms, the whole focus has changed. Douglas was making a story film with sex; LaRue was making a sex film with a story. The plot of both is as follows: A gay man wanders into one of the numerous porn theatres in NYC. Behind him a man and a sailor have sex. Afterward the civilian offers the gay man a popper; he refuses and leaves the theatre. Entering the Port Authority Bus Terminal, he spies a handsome young cowboy just in from Montana. They exchanged hot glances and the cowboy follows the man onto the subway to the Christopher Street/Sheridan Square stop. Our hero is stringing the cowboy along like an expert fisherman who has hooked a big one and is enjoying the contest. He goes into a porn emporium and examines some of the things on display. When he picks up a penis pump, the cowboy imagines him naked and using it. [read the full review]
review from 11/30/2002:
If you want to see how gay porn has changed in the last 30 years pick up a copy of THE BACK ROW that contains Jerry Douglas original of 1972 and Chi Chi LaRues of 2002. Its not just that one is bareback the other uses condoms, the whole focus has changed. Douglas was making a story film with sex; LaRue was making a sex film with a story. The plot of both is as follows: A gay man wanders into one of the numerous porn theatres in NYC. Behind him a man and a sailor have sex. Afterward the civilian offers the gay man a popper; he refuses and leaves the theatre. Entering the Port Authority Bus Terminal, he spies a handsome young cowboy just in from Montana. They exchanged hot glances and the cowboy follows the man onto the subway to the Christopher Street/Sheridan Square stop. Our hero is stringing the cowboy along like an expert fisherman who has hooked a big one and is enjoying the contest. He goes into a porn emporium and examines some of the things on display. When he picks up a penis pump, the cowboy imagines him naked and using it. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Lance Gear, Matt Summers, Evan Taylor, Aaron Tanner
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Release date: 5/29/2002
Chi Chi LaRue's Peep Show review summaries:
joeblow69's
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Chi Chi LaRue Word of Warning This movie contains multiple instances of people licking fingers that had just been shoved up someone's ass. It didn't faze me in the least, but I've read this tends to freak some people out. Cast: Julian Pierce, Sebastian Cole, Andy Hunter, Evan Taylor, Peter Raeg, Lance Gear, Travis Reed, Matt Summers, Bailey Parks, Aaron Tanner, Jon Ashe Scene One Starring: Matt Summers, Julian Pierce I almost didn't recognize Julian in this scene. In the movie he has a goatee, but on the cover of the DVD, he doesn't. If it wasn't for that bellybutton tattoo, I'd probably still be wondering who the heck that stud in scene 1 was! The facial hair definitely suits him, though. He's got a great dick too, and Matt spends quite a bit of time gnawing on it. I actually really enjoyed the oral half of this scene. It's shot well, and both guys really seemed into it. The fucking is a little on the tame side, though. [read the full review]
review from 10/9/2002:
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Chi Chi LaRue Word of Warning This movie contains multiple instances of people licking fingers that had just been shoved up someone's ass. It didn't faze me in the least, but I've read this tends to freak some people out. Cast: Julian Pierce, Sebastian Cole, Andy Hunter, Evan Taylor, Peter Raeg, Lance Gear, Travis Reed, Matt Summers, Bailey Parks, Aaron Tanner, Jon Ashe Scene One Starring: Matt Summers, Julian Pierce I almost didn't recognize Julian in this scene. In the movie he has a goatee, but on the cover of the DVD, he doesn't. If it wasn't for that bellybutton tattoo, I'd probably still be wondering who the heck that stud in scene 1 was! The facial hair definitely suits him, though. He's got a great dick too, and Matt spends quite a bit of time gnawing on it. I actually really enjoyed the oral half of this scene. It's shot well, and both guys really seemed into it. The fucking is a little on the tame side, though. [read the full review]
Body Rocks review summaries:
YogaGrrl's
Cast: Nick Stone, Sebastian Long (aka Roman Reade), Sean Anderson, Bryce Denem, Todd Newman, Clay Calhoon, Bart Wells, Angus Reed and Orlando Alverez. Director: Richard Wagner, Ph.D. Writer: Steven E. Webb Production date: ©2001 Length: 60 min. Extras: A 5-min. behind-the-scenes featurette, a trailer for Bodyrocks II and a gallery with 50 images. Audio/visual quality: It's clear right from the opening credits that this is a classy and artistic production. The camera traces the elegantly lit contours of an attractive nude bodyit's Nick Stone, reclining and breathing deeplywhile a smooth, sexy dance beat plays on the soundtrack. The editing is spirited and playful, with lots of special effects like split screens, picture-in-picture, monochrome tints, widescreen masks, enhanced motion, jump cuts, mirror images, blurs, frames and filters (I'm not sure I have all the correct technical names, but hopefully you get the idea). There are ongoing issues with soft focus, remnants and shadows throughout the movie, but they're not too distracting. [read the full review]
review from 4/25/2003:
Cast: Nick Stone, Sebastian Long (aka Roman Reade), Sean Anderson, Bryce Denem, Todd Newman, Clay Calhoon, Bart Wells, Angus Reed and Orlando Alverez. Director: Richard Wagner, Ph.D. Writer: Steven E. Webb Production date: ©2001 Length: 60 min. Extras: A 5-min. behind-the-scenes featurette, a trailer for Bodyrocks II and a gallery with 50 images. Audio/visual quality: It's clear right from the opening credits that this is a classy and artistic production. The camera traces the elegantly lit contours of an attractive nude bodyit's Nick Stone, reclining and breathing deeplywhile a smooth, sexy dance beat plays on the soundtrack. The editing is spirited and playful, with lots of special effects like split screens, picture-in-picture, monochrome tints, widescreen masks, enhanced motion, jump cuts, mirror images, blurs, frames and filters (I'm not sure I have all the correct technical names, but hopefully you get the idea). There are ongoing issues with soft focus, remnants and shadows throughout the movie, but they're not too distracting. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Katt, Blake Harper, Carlo Morales, Nino Bacci, Jeremy Tucker, Steve Cassidy, Marcus Iron, Lance Gear, Mark Reed, Troy Banner, Brandon James, Mitch Ryder, Brad McGuire, Adam Hart, Chad Hunt, Erik Martins, Jackson Price, Mike Radcliffe, Adam Wolfe, Evan Taylor, Alex Burbon, Logan Krewe, Jay Ross, Tigger, Jay Black
Studio: All Worlds Video
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Release date: 5/29/2002
Link 4: The Missing Link (Standard Release) review summaries:
Illiniguy's
Clocking in an 3 1/2 hours, this movie will leave your dick drained and spent. Yes, I blew multiple loads while viewing this movie. :D This All Worlds flick directed by Chi Chi LaRue is at his/her flithy best. At an astounding 9 scenes, there's going to be at least one scene that will take you over the edge again, and again, and again. Raunchy and flithy sex at it's best is the only way to describe this film because any other kind of words I could use to describe this movie would not do it justice! It's that good. All the performances were excellent but if I have to narrow it down the top 3 performers in this movie are Steve Cassidy, Carlos Morales, and Lance Gear. Trust me it was damn near impossible to narrow it down to just those. [read the full review]
review from 7/31/2006:
Clocking in an 3 1/2 hours, this movie will leave your dick drained and spent. Yes, I blew multiple loads while viewing this movie. :D This All Worlds flick directed by Chi Chi LaRue is at his/her flithy best. At an astounding 9 scenes, there's going to be at least one scene that will take you over the edge again, and again, and again. Raunchy and flithy sex at it's best is the only way to describe this film because any other kind of words I could use to describe this movie would not do it justice! It's that good. All the performances were excellent but if I have to narrow it down the top 3 performers in this movie are Steve Cassidy, Carlos Morales, and Lance Gear. Trust me it was damn near impossible to narrow it down to just those. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: George Vidanov, Franco Corsini, Janos Volt, Adam Gosett, Jozsef Kovacs, Marko Pacyna, John Valko, Alex Lambert, Remus Orza, Miklos Soledad, Nicholas Kiss
Studio: Falcon Studios
Release date: 5/28/2002
Red Hot (Standard Release) (Falcon) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Once again Falcon has collected a number of prime studs from their international stable, including their superstar George Vidanov and the handsome Janos Volt. Everyone is a fireman in this one and at one point they rush off to a fire that has been started by a careless smoker, but it's what goes on in the firehouse that is of interest to us. In the opening scene the captain, Remus Orza, tries out the new recruit, Franco Corsini,......literally! Franco is very cute and could any job he applied for. The next scene features George Vidanov in the shower, letting the water (and us) pour over his gorgeous bod. (In the version only available from Falcon he sticks the showerhead up his butt and then shoots out a stream of clear liquid. Personally, no matter what a gorgeous hunk Vidanov is, it's not worth $40 dollars more to see him shoot clear water out of his butt for forty seconds; so don't get suckered into this!) George is joined in the shower by Janos Volt, and the two demigods pleasure one another orally. Ignoring the alarm call, they move to the locker room and into each other. [read the full review]
review from 6/7/2002:
Once again Falcon has collected a number of prime studs from their international stable, including their superstar George Vidanov and the handsome Janos Volt. Everyone is a fireman in this one and at one point they rush off to a fire that has been started by a careless smoker, but it's what goes on in the firehouse that is of interest to us. In the opening scene the captain, Remus Orza, tries out the new recruit, Franco Corsini,......literally! Franco is very cute and could any job he applied for. The next scene features George Vidanov in the shower, letting the water (and us) pour over his gorgeous bod. (In the version only available from Falcon he sticks the showerhead up his butt and then shoots out a stream of clear liquid. Personally, no matter what a gorgeous hunk Vidanov is, it's not worth $40 dollars more to see him shoot clear water out of his butt for forty seconds; so don't get suckered into this!) George is joined in the shower by Janos Volt, and the two demigods pleasure one another orally. Ignoring the alarm call, they move to the locker room and into each other. [read the full review]
Brandon's Big Weekend review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
There is no doubt that Brandon is a cute little twink, but he is either very inhibited or hopelessly straight. The premise is one that has been used hundreds, nay thousands, of times before: the parents have gone away to leave the kid home alone. Naturally he invites two friends over. They get him drunk on one beer. As he is sleeping a bleached blond kid sucks his cock while the other sucks his face. Eventually, after eons of this, one of the friends fucks the blond who continues to suck on Brandon's dick. The blond has the biggest, hardest cock--and it's uncut--but no one pays any attention to it. Damn! Obviously blondie is the only one who's gay. All jack themselves off to end the scene. Next we have two guys who flop down in one of the bedrooms. (Who are these guys?) They are a blond and a brunet. They are both very sweet. The blond gives the brunet an impassioned fuck. Our blond from scene one (the one with the big uncut dick) is swimming in the pool. He enters to find Leo DaSilver in a sleeping bag on the floor. [read the full review]
review from 7/18/2002:
There is no doubt that Brandon is a cute little twink, but he is either very inhibited or hopelessly straight. The premise is one that has been used hundreds, nay thousands, of times before: the parents have gone away to leave the kid home alone. Naturally he invites two friends over. They get him drunk on one beer. As he is sleeping a bleached blond kid sucks his cock while the other sucks his face. Eventually, after eons of this, one of the friends fucks the blond who continues to suck on Brandon's dick. The blond has the biggest, hardest cock--and it's uncut--but no one pays any attention to it. Damn! Obviously blondie is the only one who's gay. All jack themselves off to end the scene. Next we have two guys who flop down in one of the bedrooms. (Who are these guys?) They are a blond and a brunet. They are both very sweet. The blond gives the brunet an impassioned fuck. Our blond from scene one (the one with the big uncut dick) is swimming in the pool. He enters to find Leo DaSilver in a sleeping bag on the floor. [read the full review]
Boy Butts review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
In most fisting videosexcept for the special inserts in the Falcon vidsthe guys are either ultra butch and/or loathsome trolls being fisted by other loathsome trolls wearing rubber gloves. One stares at them in awe much the same way one would watch an anaconda swallow a pig, wondering how they can open up that wide and put away such an enormous object. For me, they were interesting but really never much of a turn on. That is, until BOY BUTTS came along. It is not just awesome but it stiffens the old woody to see young twinks taking bare fists up their kazoos. Amazing! In the first scene we have Chad Adams, an All-American boy type, helping Jake Long unload a pickup and store some things in a shed. As Chad climbs a ladder to get something for Jake he discovers an enormous dildoyou know, the kind that could anchor a small boat. Since Chad is up a ladder his butt is available to Jake and he decides to show the boy what anal fun is all about. Inserting some fingers up Chads hole gets him all heated up. [read the full review]
review from 12/28/2002:
In most fisting videosexcept for the special inserts in the Falcon vidsthe guys are either ultra butch and/or loathsome trolls being fisted by other loathsome trolls wearing rubber gloves. One stares at them in awe much the same way one would watch an anaconda swallow a pig, wondering how they can open up that wide and put away such an enormous object. For me, they were interesting but really never much of a turn on. That is, until BOY BUTTS came along. It is not just awesome but it stiffens the old woody to see young twinks taking bare fists up their kazoos. Amazing! In the first scene we have Chad Adams, an All-American boy type, helping Jake Long unload a pickup and store some things in a shed. As Chad climbs a ladder to get something for Jake he discovers an enormous dildoyou know, the kind that could anchor a small boat. Since Chad is up a ladder his butt is available to Jake and he decides to show the boy what anal fun is all about. Inserting some fingers up Chads hole gets him all heated up. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Peter Wilder, Dante, Leo DeSilver, Shawn Young
Studio: Horizon
Release date: 5/24/2002
Me, Myself & Ira review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Im not a fan of solo films. When it comes to masturbation, I get enough of that already. But this one is better than most. It starts off with Nick Steel being awakened by the phone. He tells us we dont have to leave, just be quiet while he talks. To keep us amused, he starts beating his pud and continues to do so until he cums. End of phone conversation; end of scene.[3.5*] We then encounter humpy Peter Wilder by the pool. He sits in a reclining pool chair, fishes his worm from the leg of his bathing suit and begins to bait us. This is a very slow scene. It was better when I put the DVD on 2X, better still at 4X; and finally, 16X to the end. [1*] Things started coming up with Dante of the big schlong preparing a bubble bath, washing that great bod, and then retiring to the bedroom to play with the monster. I was getting into this, but the camera was in the wrong position for the money shot and by the time it was where it should have been there was nothing but a puddle on Dantes belly as proof he had cum at all. [read the full review]
review from 6/30/2002:
Im not a fan of solo films. When it comes to masturbation, I get enough of that already. But this one is better than most. It starts off with Nick Steel being awakened by the phone. He tells us we dont have to leave, just be quiet while he talks. To keep us amused, he starts beating his pud and continues to do so until he cums. End of phone conversation; end of scene.[3.5*] We then encounter humpy Peter Wilder by the pool. He sits in a reclining pool chair, fishes his worm from the leg of his bathing suit and begins to bait us. This is a very slow scene. It was better when I put the DVD on 2X, better still at 4X; and finally, 16X to the end. [1*] Things started coming up with Dante of the big schlong preparing a bubble bath, washing that great bod, and then retiring to the bedroom to play with the monster. I was getting into this, but the camera was in the wrong position for the money shot and by the time it was where it should have been there was nothing but a puddle on Dantes belly as proof he had cum at all. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Thomas Bond, Tiger, Logan Reed, Lance Gear, Rick Ritter, Chad Hunt, Jackson Price, Ryan Zane, Evan Taylor, Logan Krewe, Dante Foxx
Studio: All Worlds Video
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Release date: 5/24/2002
Lickity Split (All Worlds) review summaries:
folkyboy's
Lickity Split was described as An Oral Confection and boy is it! Shot in Studio 5533 in North Hollywood, California, this delectable flick offers us some interesting choices in flavors. The basic storyline revolves around young Jackson Price and his buddy Tiger working behind the counter of a 50s style ice cream shop. Both wear these sailor hats and striped shirts that gave me this weird feel to them. Tiger isnt really my taste anyway, and his Depeche Mode hair dangling down underneath a sailor hat made this look very gay. Jackson had blonder hair here than I was used to seeing (this film was shot in May of 2001), but the hat totally made him look hot. The little spiky gay boy hair peeking out and his olive colored skin with those piercing green eyes. He was the perfect ice cream parlor boy. I thought the credits were a neat touch as well. As the picture introduces us to the setting (Chat Hunt, Dante Foxx, and Logan Reed all eating ice cream), neon colored credits appear on the bottom of the screen. Each buzzes when the next one is displayed. [read the full review]
review from 2/5/2003:
Lickity Split was described as An Oral Confection and boy is it! Shot in Studio 5533 in North Hollywood, California, this delectable flick offers us some interesting choices in flavors. The basic storyline revolves around young Jackson Price and his buddy Tiger working behind the counter of a 50s style ice cream shop. Both wear these sailor hats and striped shirts that gave me this weird feel to them. Tiger isnt really my taste anyway, and his Depeche Mode hair dangling down underneath a sailor hat made this look very gay. Jackson had blonder hair here than I was used to seeing (this film was shot in May of 2001), but the hat totally made him look hot. The little spiky gay boy hair peeking out and his olive colored skin with those piercing green eyes. He was the perfect ice cream parlor boy. I thought the credits were a neat touch as well. As the picture introduces us to the setting (Chat Hunt, Dante Foxx, and Logan Reed all eating ice cream), neon colored credits appear on the bottom of the screen. Each buzzes when the next one is displayed. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Montana, Fernando, Blake Harper, Jason Branch, Christopher Scott, Dylan Reece, Thom Barron, Clay Maverick, Chip Noll, Chad Kennedy, Tristan Paris, Cameron Fox, Addison Scott, Virgil Sainclair, Jeff Palmer, Tony Lazzari, Nick Riley
Studio: Falcon Studios
Release date: 5/19/2002
Sting: A Taste For Leather review summaries:
folkyboy's
The Details Title: Sting: A Taste For Leather Studio: Falcon Director(s): John Rutherford & Jeff Russell Videographer(s): Todd Montgomery & Max Phillips Editor(s): Delta Productions Music: E.M. Diaz Cast: Clay Maverick, Jeff Palmer, Virgil Sinclair, Christopher Scott, Cameron Fox, Addison Scott, Tristan Paris, Thom Barron, Blake Harper, Jason Branch, Fernando Montana, Dylan Reece, Chad Kennedy, Chip Noll, Tony Lazzari, & Nick Riley Date of Production: November 16, 1999 Running Time: 145 minutes Menus & Chapters: 4 Chapters for 3 scenes. The middle scene is so long, however that youre wishing there were more. Extras: None which is sadly disappointing considering the epic proportions of the film. Packaging: Clay Maverick on the cover looking good enough to eat! Leathery pictorials of each of the films stars on the back. (I would have liked to have seen more of these in a photo gallery or something they could have included on the DVD. The Story Nothing really unifying here. Chip Knoll gets captured by some of his friends for a birthday present. [read the full review]
review from 2/2/2003:
The Details Title: Sting: A Taste For Leather Studio: Falcon Director(s): John Rutherford & Jeff Russell Videographer(s): Todd Montgomery & Max Phillips Editor(s): Delta Productions Music: E.M. Diaz Cast: Clay Maverick, Jeff Palmer, Virgil Sinclair, Christopher Scott, Cameron Fox, Addison Scott, Tristan Paris, Thom Barron, Blake Harper, Jason Branch, Fernando Montana, Dylan Reece, Chad Kennedy, Chip Noll, Tony Lazzari, & Nick Riley Date of Production: November 16, 1999 Running Time: 145 minutes Menus & Chapters: 4 Chapters for 3 scenes. The middle scene is so long, however that youre wishing there were more. Extras: None which is sadly disappointing considering the epic proportions of the film. Packaging: Clay Maverick on the cover looking good enough to eat! Leathery pictorials of each of the films stars on the back. (I would have liked to have seen more of these in a photo gallery or something they could have included on the DVD. The Story Nothing really unifying here. Chip Knoll gets captured by some of his friends for a birthday present. [read the full review]
Billyjizz's
Note: The DVD I viewed is the so-called censored version, which I rented. If youre planning to buy this DVD, be aware that, as described below, Falcon has exorcised what may be a big chunk out of the last scene. The uncensored version is available directly from Falcon but might show up in resale. See Message Board on this site for further info. The DVD opens with Chip Noll being kidnapped while half asleep by Chad Kennedy, Dylan Reece, and Tony Lazzari. They put a hood over his head, strap him to the roof of an SUV like a 5-point buck (really!), and away they go. Where? Well get to that shortly. But first up we find Tristan Paris is poised to service a cigar smoking, leather-harness-and-chaps-wearing Clay Maverick. Clay looks just great in this scene! They say to make it in gay porn, you need at least 2 of 3 thingsgood looking face, a great body, and a big dick. Well, Clay has hit the trifecta. Tristan caresses the big guys meat like he was worshiping it. [read the full review]
review from 1/16/2003:
Note: The DVD I viewed is the so-called censored version, which I rented. If youre planning to buy this DVD, be aware that, as described below, Falcon has exorcised what may be a big chunk out of the last scene. The uncensored version is available directly from Falcon but might show up in resale. See Message Board on this site for further info. The DVD opens with Chip Noll being kidnapped while half asleep by Chad Kennedy, Dylan Reece, and Tony Lazzari. They put a hood over his head, strap him to the roof of an SUV like a 5-point buck (really!), and away they go. Where? Well get to that shortly. But first up we find Tristan Paris is poised to service a cigar smoking, leather-harness-and-chaps-wearing Clay Maverick. Clay looks just great in this scene! They say to make it in gay porn, you need at least 2 of 3 thingsgood looking face, a great body, and a big dick. Well, Clay has hit the trifecta. Tristan caresses the big guys meat like he was worshiping it. [read the full review]
'57 Pick-Up review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
The only way straights like to screw gays is in their pocketbooks. So theyve done it again by bringing out a 1988 gay porn flick entitled 57 PICK-UP directed by a straight man that was a bummer then and is a bummer now. Age has not transformed it into a classic. Just listening to the plot it sounds pretty good. Country boy Charlie Stone stereotypically dressed in bib overalls with no shirt and barefoot wants to go to Los Angeles for the weekend. He calls friend Cole Taylor to go along but Cole has to tend bar for the weekend. Dumbass Charlie tooling around in his beat up 57 pick-up truck (hence the title) gets lost. He stops to ask another wisp of a yokel, Darryl Weld, directions. Daryll stops pitching hay and they head back to the barn for a map. Talking about how horny they both are, Daryll suggests that he and Charlie get it on as a cousin once taught him how. He sucks on Charlies cock and Charlie says he likes it, but his cock stays as limp as Liberaces wrist. Daryl sucks and sucks, but Charlie gets no erection. Cut to Charlie putting his cock into Daryll. [read the full review]
review from 6/30/2002:
The only way straights like to screw gays is in their pocketbooks. So theyve done it again by bringing out a 1988 gay porn flick entitled 57 PICK-UP directed by a straight man that was a bummer then and is a bummer now. Age has not transformed it into a classic. Just listening to the plot it sounds pretty good. Country boy Charlie Stone stereotypically dressed in bib overalls with no shirt and barefoot wants to go to Los Angeles for the weekend. He calls friend Cole Taylor to go along but Cole has to tend bar for the weekend. Dumbass Charlie tooling around in his beat up 57 pick-up truck (hence the title) gets lost. He stops to ask another wisp of a yokel, Darryl Weld, directions. Daryll stops pitching hay and they head back to the barn for a map. Talking about how horny they both are, Daryll suggests that he and Charlie get it on as a cousin once taught him how. He sucks on Charlies cock and Charlie says he likes it, but his cock stays as limp as Liberaces wrist. Daryl sucks and sucks, but Charlie gets no erection. Cut to Charlie putting his cock into Daryll. [read the full review]
2nd Cumming, The review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Anyone who has visited Canada and the city of Montreal, knows that Quebec is called the beautiful province not just for its scenery but for its beautiful young men. If not, here is your chance to find that out. The plot centers around Johnny Lawrence whose lover, Brandon Royal, was killed by a mugger. We first see Johnny in the cemetery placing flowers on the grave. Then ten months pass, and Johnny decides to come out of mourning. He comes out with a very slender and bronzed young man played by Lucas Kylan, Jr. whose sexual charms are enhanced by having both nipples pierced. As they kiss their way up the stairs to Lucas apartment the ghost of Brandon appears, venting his frustration. Once inside the apartment the boys chow down on each others uncut truncheons and Johnny boffs Lucas. The contrast between Johnnys milky white body and Lucas bronzed one is entrancing. After Lucas has cum, Johnny licks the residue off Lucas prick. The ghost is now wandering the streets aimlessly and spies Joey, an adorable blond, reading a magazine. [read the full review]
review from 5/21/2002:
Anyone who has visited Canada and the city of Montreal, knows that Quebec is called the beautiful province not just for its scenery but for its beautiful young men. If not, here is your chance to find that out. The plot centers around Johnny Lawrence whose lover, Brandon Royal, was killed by a mugger. We first see Johnny in the cemetery placing flowers on the grave. Then ten months pass, and Johnny decides to come out of mourning. He comes out with a very slender and bronzed young man played by Lucas Kylan, Jr. whose sexual charms are enhanced by having both nipples pierced. As they kiss their way up the stairs to Lucas apartment the ghost of Brandon appears, venting his frustration. Once inside the apartment the boys chow down on each others uncut truncheons and Johnny boffs Lucas. The contrast between Johnnys milky white body and Lucas bronzed one is entrancing. After Lucas has cum, Johnny licks the residue off Lucas prick. The ghost is now wandering the streets aimlessly and spies Joey, an adorable blond, reading a magazine. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Logan Reed, Reed Parker, Rick Hammersmith, Eddie Moreno, Gordon Gage, Dred Scott, John Stuart, Brett Baxter Clark
Studio: Titan Media
Release date: 5/15/2002
Detour (Titan Media) review summaries:
joeblow69's
Director:Brian Mills and Harold Creg Cast: Dred Scott, Eddie Moreno, Jon-Michael Stuart, Gordon Gage, Logan Reed, Reed Parker, Bret Clark, Rick Hammersmith, Alberto Dias, Cliff Mitchell Scene One Starring: Dred Scott, Eddie Moreno This is the second time Ive seen Dred in action, and I think Im starting to get the impression that he likes his sex nice and rough. Ok, so maybe thats a bit of an understatement. Eddie makes the mistake of following Dred into an alley, where Dred grabs him and starts throwing him around like a rag doll. It looks like Eddie even gets a little cut on his back from getting slammed into the wall! They roll around on the ground wrestling and beating on each other until Eddie finally submits. Eddie gets a chance to show off his expert deep-throating skills before Dred starts tearing into his ass. [read the full review]
review from 8/11/2002:
Director:Brian Mills and Harold Creg Cast: Dred Scott, Eddie Moreno, Jon-Michael Stuart, Gordon Gage, Logan Reed, Reed Parker, Bret Clark, Rick Hammersmith, Alberto Dias, Cliff Mitchell Scene One Starring: Dred Scott, Eddie Moreno This is the second time Ive seen Dred in action, and I think Im starting to get the impression that he likes his sex nice and rough. Ok, so maybe thats a bit of an understatement. Eddie makes the mistake of following Dred into an alley, where Dred grabs him and starts throwing him around like a rag doll. It looks like Eddie even gets a little cut on his back from getting slammed into the wall! They roll around on the ground wrestling and beating on each other until Eddie finally submits. Eddie gets a chance to show off his expert deep-throating skills before Dred starts tearing into his ass. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Casey Williams, Billy Herrington, Tom Katt, Blake Harper, Jay Ross, Andel
Studio: All Worlds Video
Release date: 5/14/2002
Conquered review summaries:
BillyJizz's
Miss Chi Chi LaRue strikes again, this time with a DVD with a semblance of a story. Yes, sports fans, a story. With apologies to Russell Crowe, Billy Herrington is a gladiator, Tom Katt serves as his slave, with Andel and Trent Cougar as their guards. In the next cell, Casey Williams and Tino Lopez share a bed. In the Emperors throne room, Blake Harper (who, I must interject here, is as HOT as I have EVER seen him) plays Caesar, attended by Colton Ford as his centurion and Jay Ross and Nino Bacci as slaves. Now that weve got that straight Beefy muscular Billy Herrington returns wounded from the arena and Tom Katt attempts to sooth his pain. The guards intervene, tossing Tom Katt into the straw pile, and go to work on our gladiator Billy. Mutual sucking occurs but Billy is clearly the top in this arena. Trent Cougar bottoms and looks for all the world like hes gone to heaven, getting porked by both Andel and Billy. But why not? Who among us wouldnt want the big guy spittin on our meat and plowin our ass? Let me halt right here to discuss the dialog. [read the full review]
review from 3/11/2003:
Miss Chi Chi LaRue strikes again, this time with a DVD with a semblance of a story. Yes, sports fans, a story. With apologies to Russell Crowe, Billy Herrington is a gladiator, Tom Katt serves as his slave, with Andel and Trent Cougar as their guards. In the next cell, Casey Williams and Tino Lopez share a bed. In the Emperors throne room, Blake Harper (who, I must interject here, is as HOT as I have EVER seen him) plays Caesar, attended by Colton Ford as his centurion and Jay Ross and Nino Bacci as slaves. Now that weve got that straight Beefy muscular Billy Herrington returns wounded from the arena and Tom Katt attempts to sooth his pain. The guards intervene, tossing Tom Katt into the straw pile, and go to work on our gladiator Billy. Mutual sucking occurs but Billy is clearly the top in this arena. Trent Cougar bottoms and looks for all the world like hes gone to heaven, getting porked by both Andel and Billy. But why not? Who among us wouldnt want the big guy spittin on our meat and plowin our ass? Let me halt right here to discuss the dialog. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Anthony Gallo, Alex Stone, Hunter Scott, Vince Rockland, J.T. Sloan, Bo Summers, Jeff Mitchell, Chip Daniels, Dave Logan, Jake Andrews, Daryl Brock, Sean Diamond, Doug Perry, Mark West, Ty Russell, Scott Russell, Tony Idol, Rod Majors
Studio: Catalina
Release date: 5/14/2002
Jawbreaker review summaries:
joeblow69's
Director: Josh Eliot Starring: Chris Champion, Tony Idol, Vice Rockland, Hunter Scott, Jake Andrews, Bo Summers, Alex Stone, Jeff Mitchell, Doug Perry, Dave Logan, J.T. Sloan, Anthony Gallo, Mark West, Sean Diamond, Daryl Brock, Rod Majors, Scott Russell, Ty Russell, Chip Daniels Story: Theres 4 escaped convicts on the loose, and its up the sherrifs office, the FBI, and a cast of hot, hunky men to track them all down. [ /image ] --> Scene 1: Cops Vince Rockland and Hunter Scott capture Tony Idol and force him into a hot little threeway. First Vince fucks Hunter, then Hunter fucks Tony. Vince has never really been a fan of mine, but he certainly gets the job done here. [ /image ] --> Scene 2: This is the first scene starring horse-hung Chris Champion. He and Jeff Mitchell work over prisoners Bo Summers and Alex Stone. Chriss cock is huge, and he is a nice looking guy, but he comes off a little too trade for me. All he does is get blown, and fuck Alexs ass. Meanwhile Jeff is getting boned by Bo. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2003:
Director: Josh Eliot Starring: Chris Champion, Tony Idol, Vice Rockland, Hunter Scott, Jake Andrews, Bo Summers, Alex Stone, Jeff Mitchell, Doug Perry, Dave Logan, J.T. Sloan, Anthony Gallo, Mark West, Sean Diamond, Daryl Brock, Rod Majors, Scott Russell, Ty Russell, Chip Daniels Story: Theres 4 escaped convicts on the loose, and its up the sherrifs office, the FBI, and a cast of hot, hunky men to track them all down. [ /image ] --> Scene 1: Cops Vince Rockland and Hunter Scott capture Tony Idol and force him into a hot little threeway. First Vince fucks Hunter, then Hunter fucks Tony. Vince has never really been a fan of mine, but he certainly gets the job done here. [ /image ] --> Scene 2: This is the first scene starring horse-hung Chris Champion. He and Jeff Mitchell work over prisoners Bo Summers and Alex Stone. Chriss cock is huge, and he is a nice looking guy, but he comes off a little too trade for me. All he does is get blown, and fuck Alexs ass. Meanwhile Jeff is getting boned by Bo. [read the full review]
