Wild Rangers Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/25/2003

WILD RANGERS is a winner! It has been many moons since I have enjoyed a film as much as this one. Set in the Sawmill Camp about an hour's drive from either Tampa or Orlando, it has it all: great production values, top-notch direction and photography, nice scenery, hot guys, and even hotter sex.

The film is reminiscent of the TV show “Cops” in that the rangers talk to us as if we are privileged to go with them on their patrols and manhunts. Big good-looking, gravely voiced Brock Masters is the head ranger patrolling the camp. He rides through the camp on horseback and rides well. (Be sure and watch the “Behind the Scenes” in the bonus section to see that the horse was not always so co-operative or Brock so commanding. It’s very funny.) Brock cums upon…nope, that’s later…comes upon two trespassers, Kirk Kelley and Cory Foxe. Cory is sucking away on Kirk’s candy stick and doing a very good job of it. Kirk is a spirited little twink; Cory—who is making his debut here—is a real sweetheart. Dark haired with an eager attitude and conveying great charm, he seems quite comfortable performing in front of the camera. I prophesy many films in his future. Kirk now has Cory lie back and spread his legs. He picks up an enormous dildo and screws the entire thing into Cory’s rectum. He even fists the youth a bit before reinserting the monster ass-stretcher. They are interrupted at this point by Ranger Brock. Kirk manages to escape, but Clay is forced to suck on Brock’s mammoth boner and later take it up his well-opened hole. This part of his punishment over (punishment?) Cory is handcuffed to a tree and left for another ranger to come by and take him into custody as Brock goes after the fugitive Kirk.

Before Ranger Brad McGuire can do that, however, Cory is found by three sadistic youths: Dylan Scott, Sean Paris, and Brandon Weber. They are spanking his butt a rosy red when Brad arrives. Brad captures the three and releases Cory, who—with a parting punch to each of his tormentors—flees stark naked into the woods. Brad starts to administer a little punishment of his own to these unruly youths. (Punishment?) When another ranger, Cory Bleau, arrives it turns into a five-man orgy. Brad has a great build and a shaved head. Bleau has a shaved crotch. Dylan has a nice slender build; both his nipples sport rings. Sean is a fine-looking muscular hunk. Brandon is an impish twink that seems full of himself. He is soon filled with Sean’s hefty dick. Interestingly enough Brad is the recipient of everyone’s cum as they beat off onto his brawny chest.

Adam Wolfe, a ranger cruising in a jeep spots the naked Cory Foxe streaking through the woods and gives chase. When Cory climbs a tree, Adam goes right up after him and goes right up into his ass. Adam is another attractive strapping young hunk with a dick to match. They finish the action on the ground where Adam can do a bit of missionary work on the no-longer fleeing Cory.

Adam’s work is still not done as he comes upon a neglected campfire belonging to Dylan and Brandon. (In the bonus section we see him pissing on the fire to extinguish it. I wish they’d left it in the main film.) Dragging Dylan and Brandon from their camper, he punishes both for their transgression. (Punishes?)

Brock, meanwhile, has taken to a canoe in his search of the fugitive Kirk. He cums upon the lad…oops, that’s still later…comes upon the lad fishing. Sneaking up behind him he seizes the luckless (luckless?) lad and gives him a big juicy worm to suck on. Dragging Kirk over to a picnic table he gives the little bastard the fucking he serves. By scene's end Brock finally CUMS upon the lad and Kirk’s face is bathed in it.

In addition to the fun “Behind the Scenes” section that is not to be missed, director Chip Daniels takes us on a tour of Sawmill in a generous promo for those who have let him use the site for the filming; there are also action shots and other goodies worth checking out.

Co-written by one of my favorite porn stars, Sean Storm, WILD RANGERS is a film that I will watch again and again. Director Daniels, the stars, and the folks at Centaur can be justifiably proud of this one.