Hunter, The (Heatwave) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/9/2002

What a weird little film! It is definitely not a pud-pounder, but I have to admit it is erotic.

It begins with two guys whom we shall call Weiss und Schwarz walking in the great outdoors jabbering away in German. They seem to be having some kind of argument as the white guy occasionally pushes the black guy. Soon they are rolling around in the grass in a playful wrestling bout. At this point a fairly fat guy, Plump, comes onto the scene with a cartoon of eggs. He is mesmerized by the horseplay and begins to get aroused. Weiss und Schwarz are now getting naked. They rub their bodies together and the black guy pretends to fuck the white guy. Plump, or Blimpy-Pie as I shall now call him has dropped his drawers and is now stroking his putz. He has tried to make it appear bigger by shaving his pubes but it still seems miniscule under that sagging belly. He’s really not as unattractive as it sounds. He has a rather sweet face and would be a chubby chaser’s dream. Meanwhile Weiss und Schwarz have started to suck some cock. I was hoping that the black guy would boff the white guy for real, but he doesn’t. Weiss ejaculates on the black guy's chest. Blimpy-Pie has been inching forward and he drops a load on him, too.

We now cut to another section of the woods where a master is walking his slave. The slave, with a chain leash, is on all fours like a dog . The master stops and gets the slave to suck on a small golden prick, which he then inserts in the slave’s rear. The slave sucks on the master’s cock. Which the master does not insert in the slave's rear. The master comes on his slave’s face. This scene has been observed by a thin guy with a mustache and sunglasses who jacks off. The master then leads the slave to Schwarz and Blimpy-Pie and disappears. The slave is the most attractive guy here. Like Blimpy he has no pubic hair, but instead of a putz he has a schmuck. Schwarz fucks Blimpy, and then fucks the cute slave. After everyone has shot their loads. Blimpy gets his carton of eggs and proceeds to break eggs on the slave’s supine bod. His cock and balls get a double load of yolk. The eggs are then rubbed over his now slick bod.

The slave now apparently alone—unless the guy with mustache and sunglasses is lingering near—ties himself to a tree. This would appear to be the prelude to another scene. Instead the words “The End” appear. NO! I feel somewhat cheated.

This could have been a pretty good film with some sexual involvement on the part of the performers, but they seemed rather bored by it all.

I have no idea who the hunter is or even why it’s called the hunter, or where everybody but the slave disappears to, or why the slave ties himself to a tree. I really don’t care. But I’d like to find that tree.