Kazaks Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/16/2002

Tired of the same ol’ cocks and the same ol’ faces? If so, this DVD might be for you. YMAC International has gone to Russia amidst a group known as the Kazaks. They wear baggy trousers and Santa Claus hats, but they are among the most beautiful men on earth.

The film opens with a young twink on horseback riding into the encampment. His fellow Kazaks are amusing themselves by whipping a naked young man they have bound to a table. Our rider is only momentarily distracted as he is carrying a message for the chieftain. Unfortunately the chieftain is in the midst of buggering a blond lady. He stops what he is doing, waves the lady away, reads the letter, and then decides to finish getting his rocks off by buggering the messenger. The buggering is faked, but the chieftain is such a gorgeous masculine twenty-something hunk--just bulging with natural muscles-- that I was quite content just to stare at him and not complain that the messenger wasn’t really being penetrated. (The messenger should have been the one complaining.)

Cut to: A young man with a shaved head examining a horse’s cock. A beautiful muscular youth shakes his cock at the examiner and there is no doubt as to who has the better cock. They move behind a haystack where bald-one drops to his knees and begins fellating it. This activity arouses another young beauty who has been raking hay. He joins the group and they take turns sucking the hunk’s cock. They strip, showing bald-one to have a very hairy chest and the other to have the perkiest most suckable nipples I have ever seen. (I ‘m in lust.) The haystack hunk cums but the others do not.

Cut to: a well-built youth leaning against a tree and jacking off. He is being spied on by a very young slender twink who creeps forward and surprises the masturbator by going down on him. This is better than a hand-job, so Jackoff not only lets it continue but sucks for a while on the twink’s tiny tool before bending him over for a fuck. (This one ain’t faked.) After a time they move onto a blanket for the fuck to continue. (There must be a special scout troop that goes about placing blankets in the woods for just this sort of activity.) The fucker cums; the twink does not.

Now we see two guys approaching a young man who is seated by the path engrossed in observing something. (Probably his penis.) They seize him and force him to suck their cocks. Hooray, it’s none other than Haystack Hunk and the Chieftain! Haystack fucks the lad while he sucks on the Chieftain; then the lad’s arms are tied around the tree while the Chieftain fucks him. They leave him tied to the tree. (Anyone have a map of this part of the forest? I want to go untie him…. after a while.)

Suddenly it’s night, and six Kazaks are seated around a fire. They pair off, suck and fuck. One of the guys getting fucked is my very own Perky Nipples from scene two. (I’m in love.)

After the orgy, cut to: the guys inside all naked and beautiful in the bright light. Jackoff from scene three is sleeping through this new orgy. Finally, he is dragged from his bunk, stripped, laid over a table and gang banged. The chieftain initiates the action and even Perky Nipples tops the guy. At the conclusion several hunks attempt to jack off on Jackoff. Only one succeeds. Sad to say, Perky Nipples is not able to. (It’s all right, I still love him.)

As you can see the editing and continuity is the shits. (Forgive them Sergei Eisenstein, teacher of all film editors.) The music is so bad I had to turn the sound off. But that was OK as it was silent film anyway with nary a “Da” or a “Nyet”. It was also sad that there were so few cum shots. (There’s a reason they call them “money shots”.) BUT…

I’m recommending the film. Why? Because the guys are drop dead gorgeous and it’s worth it just to look at such superb specimens of buff natural beauty. These studs have muscles that come from work, not from the gym. It’s a great collection of Russian gods and demigods. I really regret that the cast was not put at the disposal of a Kristen Bjorn or a Herve Handsome. Then, it would have been spectacular!