Induction Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/11/2006

I thought raging Stallion’s FLOGD & FUKT was the silliest and sissiest S & M I’d seen, but INDUCTION is ever more ridiculous.
Sky Donovan goes into a barn where there is a convenient stash of porn mags. While looking at a spread for the forenamed FLOGD & FUKT he falls asleep. (The viewer would be well advised to do the same.) He dreams he is bound to a post. He is fully clothed except there is a hole in his pants and his dick and balls are exposed. Robert Black diddles the dick and plays pat-a-cake on Sky’s chest for 20 minutes.
None of this gets Sky hard, much less the viewer. Finally Sky’s shirt is ripped off and he gets swished with the Egyptian fly-shooer. (This is designed not to swat the flies but just shoo them away. It can’t possibly hurt, even when it brushes the cock!)
This nonsense goes on for some time and seems to be producing laughter from Sky. (Wish I could find it funny.) He’s doused with a bucket of water. After which his belly is smacked with a ping pong paddle for about 3 seconds. And it’s back to the fly-shooer. This idiocy goes on for some time until it’s time to do the back.
We now see Sky totally nude. (He has a nice ass.) The fly-shooer is put to work caressing his back. Sky yells making him seem like a wuss. He’s doused with beer, his back and buns are gently patted, and—now comes the worst torture or all—he’s pelted with handfuls of straw. This makes him really scream. (???) As he falls to the floor on a bed of straw a voice intones, “Now that was interesting”. IT WASN’T!

I hoped that after 60 minutes the film was over, but now we see Sky being bound to a St. Andre’s cross. (He really has a small dick.) He’s wrapped in Saran wrap that is bound with duct tape. The wrap is then cut away and metal clothespins are placed on his nipples. His belly button is gently tapped with a riding crop. More clothespins are put on his body and a vibrator is applied to his cock and balls. Sky’s cock still does not rise to the occasion. We are then made to watch the rest of the wrap being cut away. (BORING!) After a montage of everything we’ve seen before, Sky jacks off and cums. Blackout.

Oh, God it’s not over! Sky wakes from his dream to find Robert Black there in the barn. He licks Robert’s boots and sucks on his cock. Robert then proceeds to eat out Sky’s ass for eons. Once more I’m in agony at the sheer tedium of it all—recalling Little Red Riding Hood’s admonition to the wolf, “Eat, eat, eat! Doesn’t anyone just fuck any more?” Well, they don’t fuck. Finally—thank you, merciful heavens—they just jack off. The film ends with Sky spreading the spooge around on Robert’s belly. Once again the voice intones, "Now that was interesting," DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!

Amazingly it took—not one—but two directors to create this turkey. Sky was never really tortured, but I sure as hell was. I was in absolute agony. I can’t remember ever being so bored except when I tried (and failed) to watch BOWSER MAKES A MOVIE. That film and this one are a piece of sh-t.