Me, Myself & Ira Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/30/2002

I’m not a fan of solo films. When it comes to masturbation, I get enough of that already. But this one is better than most. It starts off with Nick Steel being awakened by the phone. He tells us we don’t have to leave, just be quiet while he talks. To keep us amused, he starts beating his pud and continues to do so until he cums. End of phone conversation; end of scene.[3.5*]

We then encounter humpy Peter Wilder by the pool. He sits in a reclining pool chair, fishes his worm from the leg of his bathing suit and begins to bait us. This is a very slow scene. It was better when I put the DVD on 2X, better still at 4X; and finally, 16X to the end. [1*]

Things started coming up with Dante of the big schlong preparing a bubble bath, washing that great bod, and then retiring to the bedroom to play with the monster. I was getting into this, but the camera was in the wrong position for the money shot and by the time it was where it should have been there was nothing but a puddle on Dante’s belly as proof he had cum at all. (Note: this is not the beautiful blond Dante of Jet Set films.)[2.5*]

Scene Four makes this film worth getting. Sexy twinkie, Shawn Young (also known as Corky Adams) opens the door to his bedroom and invites us in. The slender young Shawn has a light dusting of hair on his skinny chest and a bit of hair on his chin. Corky/Shawn is just adorable! He flirts, he teases, and he arranges himself in all sorts of sexy positions. He shows us his pouty little asshole, and his cock stays rock hard through it all. The kid has incredible charisma. I could watch him for hours. (Some entrepreneur should make a film called an evening with Shawn or Corky.)[5*]

Leo DaSilver is in a terrible position by having to follow Corky. (His scene should have been the first up.) I actually found Leo more attractive when he was a scruffy kid in Cream Theater. Cleaned up, he’s just another chunky blond who needs less fast foods and more gym work. His chest is also marred by a hideous tattoo over his left pectoral that looks like a chicken drawn by some kindergarten kid or Marc Chagall. It’s not a bad scene. It takes place out of doors with Leo sitting up against a bungalow beating his meat. [3*]

The DVD has no extras. There is not even “Play”. We are just given the scene chapters and that’s it. But, at least one can go to THE scene without having to fast forward to get there. I wonder if Shawn/Corky does escort work?