Knight In Paris, A Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/14/2002

I wish I knew what the original French title was for this film because I’m sure it was nowhere near “A Knight in Paris”. There are no knights and no knightly behavior. The characters here are all underworld types: hustlers, pimps, housebreakers, jewel thieves. No one is a good guy, but there are good bad guys and a bad bad guy.

It begins with a young guy returning to his lover/partner in crime from a successful bit of thievery. He tosses his loot and himself onto the bed and a nicely passionate bit of sex ensues. Being French they are both naturally uncut. The returning thief has shaved an inch or so of his pubic hair above the dick making it appear larger. His ami is slender with raven hair. (Although there is a cast list, none of the performers are identified as to who is who.) Raven tops his buddy. Nice loads from both.

Raven and a real cute twink (that we shall see more of later) are hanging about waiting for a john. A nice looking thirty-something picks up Raven and they head back to the john’s place where Raven strips off everything but his underwear and assumes a sexy pose on the bed. The john, slender with a nicely haired chest, joins him. After some mutual sucking, they ride one another’s dicks.

The john now encounters the bad bad guy in an outdoor café. This guy is in his forties, has curly hair, and—as we see later—a chunky, hairy body that is not overly attractive. Apparently they are in cahoots but the sound is poorly recorded here and I couldn’t follow the French too well.

We then find the bad guy with a handsome twenty-something hustler. The hustler is angry, but money soothes him and the bad guy has his way with him before the handsome hustler fucks him.

The head of the gang to which Raven and the others belong is seen looking at some hot diamonds that he then puts in a drawer. He then goes to shower. If you like slender young bears you will go ape at this hunk. The water showering down plasters the hairs to his body and drips off his imposing uncircumcised cock. He is in two sex scenes. The first is with the cute twink we saw cruising with Raven. It’s really hot, as is all the sex in this film. While the hunk is showering, however, the bad guy steals the diamonds.

The bad guy catches the young thief from scene one attempting to break into a house. He takes the boy into a shed, chains him to a pipe, sucks his cock, and then skewers him with a large dildo. He then makes the boy sit on one as big as a fence post. (OW!)

Raven, waiting too long for his pal to return knows something is wrong, finds the address of the house that was to be robbed and together with his boss rescues the young man and sets the bad guy to rout. They celebrate with a great foursome (Raven, his pal, the boss, and the cute twink) with everyone getting a bit of everyone else. At one point Raven even fists his buddy with no lube. (I guess it can be done without lube if you sit on fence posts or fire hydrants.)

The director has obviously been influenced by the great French master Cadinot. Like a real film, it has a plot. The film is in French with no subtitles, so perhaps for American viewers the fact that it has a plot is a moot point. Nor are the characters movie-star handsome (except for the twenty-something hustler and the hairy boss), but they are attractive and—I find-- quite sexy. The good thing about the film is that the sex is hot and passionate and guaranteed to get you off. If you like Cadinot, you will like this one. Want something different? Try it. You might like it. But like escargots, perhaps it’s an acquired taste.