Big Brother's Watching Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  10/7/2002

The film opens with a parody of the Bond films. Instead of a female, however, we have a male dancing sinuously in highly colored negatives to Bond-like music. Jacob Hayes and his cohort, Junior, are spying on soldiers under their command. Jacob seems much too young for an officer, but he’s such a cute little twink who cares.

The first group for Big Brother to watch is Jason Hawke, Jeremy Tucker, and Max Grand. They stroll through the woods, strip, and piss in a stream. Jason then proceeds to use his pierced tongue on Max’s grand cock while Jeremy goes to work on Jason’s uncut boner. Then Jeremy fucks Jason who continues to suck on Max. There are some terrific camera angles at the beginning of the scene, but these soon devolve into spending too much time in close-ups and not enough on who is fucking whom. An anonymous cock going into an anonymous ass is nowhere near as exciting as seeing Max Grand fuck Jason Hawke. If held too long, close-ups become clinical instead of erotic. Here are three beautiful men having sex amidst beautiful scenery, but it’s actually boring. They are just going through the motions. Three pros doing a job. The sex is a cool as the stream flowing by in the background. After a time, I just wanted it to be over so I could go on to something I hope would be better. So, I passed the time watching the water flow by. It was very peaceful. Jacob Hayes who had been watching was not impressed either. “I can’t believe such things are happening in government-controlled land,” he says to Junior. So they search out another area.

Alex Wilcox and Emilio Sands are seen strolling toward the stream. Then there is a horrible jump-cut to Emilio sucking Alex. Damn! Even if the actors don’t need foreplay we do! Then, before we know it, Alex is fucking Emilio. Again we get those sex-ed close-ups instead of seeing Alex fucking Emilio. Alex is a gorgeous hunk and Emilio is on my list of ten most desirable twinks so I want to see THEM. I have a feeling that much of this scene was butchered by the editor and left on the cutting room floor. Emilio rides Alex; they smile at one another creating a very warm and affectionate scene. Emilio jacks Alex off before cumming himself. A nice touch. But I still felt cheated that it wasn’t a longer scene. Jacob liked this one better too. “Find another scene with men fucking and then suck my cock,” he orders his subordinate.

And this time Junior finds a doozy. Danny Chance and Kurt Wagner are sitting on a sofa watching TV. Danny is a slim, cute blond; Kurt is a cute brunet. One of them fishes out the other’s cock. (We can’t tell whose because it’s another of those damn close-ups!) The scene cuts to Junior sucking Jacob. SHIT! I hate crosscutting in fuck films! As soon I get interested on one scene it jerks me away to another. This lasts all of 5 seconds, and then it’s back to the sofa boys. Oh, it’s Danny’s dick that came out of the trousers and Kurt is going down on it. Argh! The scene cuts back to Jacob getting sucked by Junior. This time for 3 seconds. This time when it returns to Danny and Kurt it stays with them, but I’m afraid to let myself get into it for fear of being jerked away again. But these young guys are hot and horny and they soon win me over. This is the best sex scene in the film. When Kurt sucks cock you know he loves it. This kid is a master cocksucker. It’s on to a great 69. Kurt then face fucks Danny before going back to doing what he loves best. Danny’s cock glistens with pre-cum. It’s condom time, and Kurt now takes Danny’s dick in the other end. Finally, Kurt climbs on Danny for a ride. Here the close-ups are great. (Must have been a different cameraman for this scene.) Kurt now gets his chance to throw it to Danny and does so in a great missionary fuck. Danny cums while Kurt is fucking him, and Kurt cums soon after. This has been a magical pairing! It is the longest scene in the film and deservedly so. It redeems the film from total disappointment.

We now get a solo from Michael Lance. He has a nice build but it is marred with unattractive tattoos from his marine days. From striping and jacking off this entire scene takes less than 3 minutes. He does hideous things with his mouth as he jacks off so it’s just as well

Jacob is now ready to fuck Junior. We see anal entry, which is one of the things I like to see. Jacob’s cock enters Junior’s ass as easily as the proverbial hot knife into butter. Unfortunately this scene seems to have the same “let’s do a close-up for three minutes” cameraman of the first scene. Jacob is as cute a twink as ever popped a boner and I want to see more of him, not just his cock. (Yes, he’s also on my ten twink list.)

Oh, well it’s a leisurely, lazy fuck anyway, and neither of them is really into it.

So, how do we rate the sex in this one? We went from a tepid threesome to a much too brief and aborted pastoral to an absolutely scorching duo to an awful masturbation to a fairly disappointing fuck. It all boils down to this: are you willing to shell out big bucks for one scene? Only you can answer that.