Pump Party Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/20/2002

Well it looked different. Cute twinks pumping up their peni. There is not a guy here over twenty. They are all cute as buttons, and they all are quite natural in front of a camera. This is truly cinema verité.

Four guys are sitting around a living room when a fifth enters with a box from someone named James. They open the box to find….guess what? Five penis pumps. Each boy gets one. They are of all colors and varieties. (The penis pumps, not the boys). My favorite of the group (the boys, not the penis pumps), Sebastian Cole, a skinny kid with spiky hair who is sexy as Hell gets one with so many attachments it could probably pump up your dick and operate an electric train set at the same time.

All strip down and each applies his pump. They find it great fun and are all having a marvelous time. It is hard not to enjoy it with them. (Maybe that should read it is hard to enjoy it with them?) Anyway, after a bit of individual play each of the guys is given the treatment by his buddies.

First up is my fave, Sebastian. As T J, a bleached blond kid with both nipples pierced, squeezes the pump for Sebastian he fingers his ass. Sebastian expresses much pleasure. Whether it is from his swelling cock in the tube or the fingers in his ass is difficult to tell, but I assume the latter. Each guy follows. Some get their nipples licked as the pump is applied to them. Now and then someone takes hold of a prick that is not his own. But it’s really just pump time. Now it is uplifting to see these young guys getting bigger cocks (as long as they remain in the tube) but….

After everyone has had his turn they all jack off. Alas, individually! This is not really a turn-on and not the finale it could have been. Yet, to be fair, they didn't promise us more. Nevertheless, 46 minutes is not much of a running time!

The extras are also disappointing to say the least. The “Behind the scenes” section is a bore, the bios are uninformative because only two of these guys have ever done a film before, and the Previews are for straight films. Why did they bother?

These guys are obviously not averse to sucking dick, and had this turned into an orgy it would have made it a truly great flick. It would also have expanded it beyond its meager 46 minutes. As it is, it’s like having met a really cute trick at a bar, getting really worked up, and then finding out he can’t come home with you because he still lives with his parents. You’ve enjoyed the foreplay, but you’ve certainly wanted a lot more!