Tongue in Groove has reviewed 400 adult movies from top porn companies Adam & Eve, Hustler, Sin City, Northstar Associates, and more movie producers . Tongue in Groove's reviews cover scenes directed by Clive McLean, Roy Karch, Rick Davis, Craven Moorehead, featuring some of porn's top stars like Cytherea, Monica Mayhem, Shy Love, and Lauren Phoenix.
Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400)
Release date: 3/29/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Alex Sanders, Tommy Gunn, Cheyne Collins, Kat, Nick Manning, Barrett Blade, Kinzie Joe, Nicki Hunter, Stacy Thorn, Ashley Gracie, Jenna Presley, Taylor Hilton, Luci Diamond, Ross Severance
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Teenage Sinsations mixes some very sexy girls with a lot of hard-pounding sex and the result is a most enjoyable movie. From the Jenna Presley/Nick Manning pairing in the opener, to the Nikki Hunter/Taylor Hillton/Alex Sanders tryst in the finale, all the scenes give hot action and sexy girls getting pummeled very hard. Kinzie Jo, Stacy Thorn, and Luci Diamond also contribute good, solid work in their 1-on-1 encounters. Only the Ashley Gracie/Kat girl/girl scene comes up a little flat. But that may be because of the company its keeping. Thorn takes it up the ass, and facials are distributed in just about every scene.
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Release date: 12/18/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Daria Glower, Cage, Csoky Ice, Nataly Brown, J.J., Luba Love, Sabina K., Jason Novak, Mischel Channson
Review brief: Big Breasted Beautiful Babes 4 is a pretty decent offering from Swank, which is not one of my favorite studios. But Ive got to give em props this time as they combine good-looking women with fairly hot sex. If youre a Luba Love fan, youll be treated to her in two scenes. Nataly Brown gives a very good performance in the opening scene. And Daria Glower offers her usual solid work. Anal sex, A2M, and facials abound as the naturally large-titted girls (no silicone allowed) get it on. There are plenty of jiggling, bouncing boobs.
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Release date: 9/11/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Silvia Saint
Directed by: Denys DeFrancesco
Review brief: XXX Toyland #1 from Swank is a strange mixture of scenes featuring fairly attractive Euro girls and nondescript sex. Whats weird is the first five scenes are all girl/girl. Theyre followed by two girl/boy scenes. And the disc wraps up with two girl/girl/boy scenes. Mixing them up might have made for better flow. What keeps this flick from being very hot is the apparent lack of interest in the girls in doing what theyre paid to dofuck and suck with enthusiasm. They almost seem to say, Im just going to barely flick my tongue at this pussy or that cock, look bored as hell, collect my paycheck, and get the heck out of here. Even the super gorgeous and usually volcanic Silvia Saint seems to be clock-watching. Guess she sensed her partners (Evelyn) disinterest and decided to mail in this effort.
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Release date: 12/27/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Sandra, Julia, Janny, Katrin, Leny, Lerika, Samanta, Sanna Oksana
Review brief: Kiss My Ass #4 is standard Sinsational/Sineplex fair. That is, its filled with fairly attractive Euro girls getting fucked by guys who havent got a clue. The result is a bunch of girls who simply arent into the sex and dont try to hide their indifference. Of course, if all youre interested in is the actual ass licking, and the rest of the action is meaningless to you, youll enjoy this one. The girls tongue the guys crevice with vigor and dont back away from the hairy buttholes. Each of the four scenes features two girls and one uncredited guy. They really draw out the ass licking, which is understandable considering the name of the series. But once the fucking starts, its the usual lame, boring, going-through-the-motions stuff weve seen a hundred times from Sineplex. For the record, the girls are identified as (in order): Leny and Julia; Sanna and Samanta; Janny and Katrin; and Sanna and Sandra.
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Release date: 10/9/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Amy, Charlotte, Alyssa Star, Cindy Sterling, Alicia Avery, Ashley Gracie
Review brief: Cockstar Groupies had the potential to be a very hot movie. Instead, it falls just short of that rating and becomes pretty darn good. The girls in this one are pretty sexy, they talk dirty during the sex, and give very good performances. The problem: the same guy fucks em all in every one of the five scenes. And he aint that pretty to look at Identified only as Mike in the credits, he calls himself Mike McKay at one point, and hes supposed to be the lead singer in a hot rock n roll band. The groupies (all six of them) will do anything to screw him. Not a bad premise, as porn storylines go. The girls, in order, are: Amy, Alyssa Star, Ashley Gracie and Alicia Avery (in a 2-on-1 Scene 3), Charlotte Stokely, and Cindy Sterling. All are, at the least, attractive and a couple could be rated very cute.
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Release date: 12/5/2006
Reviewed on: 2/27/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Andy, Kevin King, Ada Costa, Luba Love, Paris Lorenz, Kristi Klenot, Dolly Doll, Mariya
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: Young And Stacked #8 is another in a long line of Sineplex/Sinsational titles that could have been great, yet settles for mediocrity. We have seven very attractive ladies here, but only two of them seem to be having a good time with the sex, which is what I like to watch porn for. The two fun girls are Andy and Molly in the first scene. Wonder if the fact theyre paired with Erik Everhard has anything to do with it? Unlike his boring, mechanical Euro counterparts, Erik fucks like a madman and at least tries to please his ladies. There is a lot of good heat here, as both girls take it up the ass and the money shot ends on Mollys tits. The other three scenes pale by comparison. Dolly Doll and Sandra tag-team an uncredited Euro stud in Scene 2. Again, anal sex for both girls and a splooge on Sandras tits. But both girls look like theyd prefer to be somewhere else. Mona smiles ever so briefly when her guy comes into the room, then looks bored throughout the sex.
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Release date: 11/13/2006
Reviewed on: 2/27/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Kelly, Lani, Shakira, Vika, Masha, Oliver Strelly
Review brief: I think Ive figured out why all the girls in the Sineplex/Sinsational titles look like theyd rather be having a root canal than having sex. Its because the Euro guys just dont know how to fuck. Take Textbook Pussies #5 as an example. All the girls here are natural and, at the very least, semi-attractive. Yet they fake moan, stare aimlessly at the camera, and barely crack a smile. Hey, sex is supposed to fun for both parties, right? So why isnt it enjoyable for these girls? Well, Im not so sure Id enjoy it if the guy kept stopping his strokes every 15 seconds in order to inspect my gape, spit in my crack, finger me a little, and have me suck his cock. Nor would I like having his cock shoved so far down my throat that I start tearing up. Yet that is what the girls have to endure in each and every scene. Its boring for them, and uninspiring for the viewer. Somebody must be watching these things, because Sinsational keeps producing them like a VW assembly plant.
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Release date: 12/11/2006
Reviewed on: 2/21/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Diana, Alexa, Tanya, Cat, Julia, Lolita, Margo, Nastya, Janny, Katrin, Lerika, Ksusha, Ekaterina, Samanta, Snistcx, Juliya R.
Review brief: Take 16 good- to great-looking girls, give em a bunch of sex toys, put em in comfortable surroundings, and tell em to play with each other. Sounds like the recipe for a hot flick, right? If the studio was anybody other than Sinsational, the answer would be yes. Unfortunately, the European porn machine that produces Lil Lezzy Prospects #10 and tons of other smut films seemingly every month has forgotten one part of the recipe - how to make the action boil. Instead of giving us volcanic scenes between sexy ladies, it manufactures moderately tepid trysts between girls who appear to be balancing their checkbooks in their heads. The girls are instructed to stare at the camera at all times, lick each other so lightly their partner barely gets damp, and generally pretend that encounters like these happen so frequently they are actually bored by them. Sort of like the viewer. Sixteen girls, two paired in each of the eight scenes, and not one of them cracks a smile or gives the impression that what their doing is fun.
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Release date: 1/3/2007
Reviewed on: 2/20/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Cat, Black Cat, Oliver Strelly, Lenny Powers, Lerika, Ksusha, Pewa, Julia Gabbi, Timo Hardy, Sanna Oksana
Review brief: Laced and Loaded #10 is a typical Sinsational releaseattractive girls and boring, nauseating sex. Each scene has two girls and an uncredited guy (too hard to think up names for these studs?). The girls start off barely playing with each othervery light licks on the pussies and ass holes. Whats up with that? Theyll suck a guys cock after he fucks the girlfriend in the ass, but they dont like licking pussy? Then there is the usual staring at the camera, a Euro standard as hackneyed as the pool boy setup. Apparently, the girls dont get paid if they dont keep constant eye contact with the camera. And this results in some fairly comical moments, as when the girl gazes at us so long and hard, she has trouble locating the dick shes supposed to be sucking or the pussy shes supposed to be licking. Its a juvenile tradition, one that is very distracting. Of course there is also the typical fake moaning. You know its fake when one girl is getting fucked, and she continues moaning after the guy has pulled out and is now fucking the other girl.
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Release date: 9/4/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Naomi, Beauty, Kandi Kream, Chyanne Jacobs, Dasani Lezian
Review brief: Butts N Sluts is for pervs who like big bottoms, big boobs, and stretch marks on their women. All others, stay away. Sultry brunette Naomi (in the opening scene) and raven-haired Dasani Lezian (in the finale) are sandwiched around three hefty black girls - Chyanne Jacobs, Beauty, and Kandi Kream. The ebony ladies all take it up the butt; there are no facials. The uncredited guys (thanks for the lame iding effort, Score) talkand talkand talk some more. Who told these guys its hot to ramble non-stop during the sex? Many find it a turn-off, especially if they have heavy accents. Theres plenty of butt jiggling and close-ups of stretch marks that look like a relief map of Nepal.
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Veronica, Anastasia, Zuzanna, Laura Lion, Jarmilla
Review brief: Cock Drainers is more like an excitement drainer. The girls are not the best-looking in the biz, but that would be a secondary factor is there was some heat to the sex. Unfortunately, there is little, if any. Laura Lion is the most attractive of these big-breasted women. The others range from pudgy to large and none could be considered cover girl material. Again, that wouldnt matter if they seemed the least bit enthused about what they were doing. Instead, most look like theyre balancing their checkbooks in the heads during the action. The girls seem intent on bouncing their boobs with their hands as much as possible. Meanwhile, the guys never shut up, which is always a turn-off. Short-haired blonde Veronika, brunette Anastasia, redhead Jarmila, and light brown Zuzanna round out (pardon the pun) the cast. Of course, the Score Group does its usual feeble attempt to id the performers (no clue on any of the guys).
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Sinsation Pictures
Starring: Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Kat, Cytherea, Keeani Lei, Lexi Love, Sierra Sinn, Jenner, Gia Givanna
Directed by: Dee
Review brief: The Adventures of Squirt Girl tries to inject some humor into our porn watching experience. It mostly fails in its attempts, but, thankfully, the sex makes up for it. So while the comedy isnt side-splitting, the sex is way above average. What else would you expect with Cytherea and her girlfriends shooting geysers into the air from all angles? Lexi Love, Kat, Sierra Sinn, Gia Givanna, and Keeani Lei all get involved in the squirt fest. And while none can match the intensity (or volume) or Cythereas shots, all seem to be experiencing fantastic orgasms. And isnt that what its all about? Evan Stone is one of the better actors in Pornland, but hes wasted here with unfunny lines and dreadful costumes (theres a Super Hero theme to the lame storyline). Luckily, he knows how to fuck and get the girls off.
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Release date: 12/18/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Lacey, Lars, Felix Vicious, Morgan March, Jean Val Jean, Ryan Stone, Allie Sin, Alex Gonz, Mike D.
Review brief: 18 Xtra #4 is not one of the Score Groups better efforts. Score is known for semi-sizzling sex with beautiful girls. This volume falls somewhat short of that. Honey blonde Ryan Stone (billed, like most of the other girls, simply by her first name) is new to me. She seems to just go through the motions in her romp with an uncredited guy (Score, why cant you make a little effort to id the performers?). She takes a shot on the chest and gives some dispirited PCH. Felix Vicious (Felicity) has been around for a while but is by far the best-looking, most enthusiastic of these girls. She gives a spirited suck and fuck and takes a facial. Dark haired Allie Sin does nothing for me with all her body art. The punk/grunge look just doesnt float my boat. She seems less than excited about her tryst, which ends with a money shot to her tits and neck. Skinny blonde Morgan March and Asian brunette Kylie Rey (Lacey) are in the final two boy/girl scenes, and neither performance is worthy of a separate paragraph.
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Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 11/1/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Renata, Rachel, Amy, Belicia, Sandy Joy, Victoria Rosse, Klea Dark, Sprenda, Renata Bang, Missel
Review brief: Teen Cum Swappers offers us some above-average looking girls who, unfortunately, are forced to typical Euro porn scenes. Which means the typical viewer will be bored to tears by the second scene. Of course, if you can stay awake through the end of the second scene, youll be witness to one of two fake cumshots in this flick. The other is in Scene 4. Notice the thickness and the pure white of the cum. Nobody, but nobody, shoots cum like that. Add in the traditional fake moaning by both the guys and the girls, the staring at the camera by the performers, the repetitious stops for P2M and A2M, and the general boredom displayed by the girls and you have another Euro ho-hummer. Too bad, because the girls are decent looking and probably could be directed into some hot sex. No director is creditedwhat a shock!...and neither are the guys. Each scene is a girl/girl/boy affair that ends with an open-mouth facial (or unreasonable facsimile thereof) and a cum swap, with both girls usually swallowing their loads.
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Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 10/31/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Penny Flame, Brad Baldwin, Seth Dickens, Mia Rose, Jack Venice, Ashley Gracie, Chloe Morgan, Cal O'Mare
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: If you dont vote in public elections because you dont think your solitary ballot can change things, be heartened by this: If you bitch about something long enough, it may eventually get changed. Case in point: For years I moaned about the Barely Legal series and how it always seemed to put young, virginal girls in preposterous circumstances and surroundings in order to get laid. The scenes would start out with a voiceover saying something like, Dear Barely Legal, I always wanted to fuck the cute mailman in the back of his truck.
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Release date: 2/4/2006
Reviewed on: 10/31/2006
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Tiffany Holiday, Roxetta, Genesis Skye, Sierra Sinn, Luscious Lopez, Alicia Angel
Directed by: Benjamin Bratt
Review brief: Shes Got A Cum Fixation isnt for the weak of heart. Its a brutally abusive flick that is difficult to watch if you respect women, even in the least. Director Benjamin Brat lives up to his last name by yelling directions, spanking, choking, gagging, fish hooking, pulling hair, probing orifices, and forcing the girls to do A2M on cocks and fingers. Im guessing theres an audience for this kind of smut, but it aint at my house. The opening round (it DOES resemble a WWE match at times) features Alicia Angel and Sascha. He does his best to shove his cock entirely down her throat, and she comes close, but just as he gives it one last thrust, she shoots a projectile vomit-like stream of green slime out her nose. Linda Blair would have been proud. And then it gets ugly. Brat cant leave these two to play alone; he insists on spanking her butt until it becomes an unsightly crimson. He shoves his fingers into her ass and pussy, then forces all four fingers into her mouth. After some anal fucking, A2M, a facial, and a swallow, 2-3 more guys come out to shoot their loads on her face.
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Release date: 5/22/2006
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Sarah Sweet, Carla Cox, Brenda Black, Jessica Sanchez, Missel
Review brief: Swallow Me POV #5 has some very hot moments, just not enough of them. The Euro girls in this one are collectively attractive - none gorgeous, none dogs. All know how to suck cock and fuck. But the artistic value of their scenes is lost in POV (Point of View) camerawork. Lets face it, it cant be easy trying to capture the beauty of a girl working on your crank while youre holding a camera. One has to lie very still during the blowjob, then thrust into the girl without jiggling the lens during the fucking. Not an easy task. It makes for very slow-moving, almost pedestrian, sex. Toss in the typical Euro-babe moaning, and this becomes just another average flick. The girls are, in order: very cute brunette Brenda Black (aka Amanda); raven-haired Jessica Sanches; cute blonde Carla Cox; attractive honey blonde Misel; and brunette Sarah Sweet. The male talent is not identified, nor is the director.
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Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Alex Rox, Daisy Marie, James Deen, Sunny Lane, Jack Venice, Lexi Love, Ashley Steel, Michelle Maylene, Valerie Vasquez
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: Barely Legal School Girls would be more of a turn-on if the chicks would stop acting like theyre in junior high and would try to act at least high school age. Their constant laughing and giggling ruins the fantasy of screwing older, legal teenagers. If one can overlook their childish behavior and outfits and concentrate on the premise that these girls are of legal age, they give a spirited and solid performance once the action starts. They may look and act like kids, but they fuck like experienced women. A five-girl lezout starts things off, with Sunny Lane showing her girlfriends (Adrianna Faust, Leola Jossi, Valerie Vasquez, and Ashley Steel) how to suck a dildo and then having the girls explore each others bodies. This scene would be a lot hotter if the girls would quit their adolescent snickering and leering. Lexi Love (she of the hairy bush and ugly tummy tat) has a pretty good romp with James Deen next.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Dasani Lezian, Airel, Amparo
Review brief: I havent watched a lot of amateur porn in my life, so I might not be the best source to decide if 3-Way or the Freeway is worth a viewing. But if all amateur smut is like this, I cant understand how anyone in this line of work makes a living. I certainly would never buy this crap. Start with basically unattractive girls, throw in abominable camerawork and terrible editing, add in a pinch of horrible audio, and top it off with boring sex and this is what you get. Im stunned that an established label such as Damaged would handle this 138-minute catastrophe. I guess anyone with a thousand bucks (that would be his total budget) can produce an adult movie these days. Just hire hard-up skanks for $50 apiece, give your cousin $25 to hold the camera anywhere he wants (not focusing on the proper angles, if there are any), ask your buddy at the local A/V store to cut the scenes up any way he wishes (even after hes been out drinking all night), and toss a C-note at the nerd next door who composes obnoxious hip-hop music on his computer to score the whole mess.
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Release date: 6/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Valery, Nikki Benz, Holly Wellin, Michelle Maylene, Kelsey Michaels, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Make sure you have fresh batteries in your DVD remote when you sit down to watch Control #3. Youre going to be using the FF button quite a bit, unless you enjoy ridiculously long set-ups to the sex scenes. There is so much crap in this feature they had to spread it out over two discs. It includes about 100 minutes of actual sex, 18 minutes of teasing and breast massage by two girls who do nothing else, and an hour of scene set-ups. Yawn! Once director Robby D gets to actual one-on-one sex, he shoots it pretty well and the girls all seem to be having a good time. But the long breaks in between the action are enough to make one long for the days of loops. None of the girls are drop-dead gorgeous, but all have above-average looks and good sexual energy. Scott Nails fucks five of the chicks, and Chris Charming gets a spirited blowjob from Naomi. Two girls take it up the ass (Alektra Blue and Holly Wellin) and most are rewarded for their efforts with facials. The two semi-masturbation scenes (Nikki Benz on the Disc 1 and Ashley Roberts on Disc 2) are strictly for big-tit lovers.
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Release date: 6/3/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Domino, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Kelli Tyler, Scott Nails, Tory Lane, Taryn Thomas, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Derrick Pierce
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Carmens Dirty Secrets is a couples-oriented feature that showcases Carmen Luvana and several other good good-looking stars. But it is, after all, an Adam and Eve production, so dont expect anything other than bland, monotonous sex. Carmen was one of the hottest performers in the jizz biz when she arrived on the scene five years ago. But the half-decade of sucking and fucking is apparently taking its toll on her enthusiasm. Shes in two scenes here and appears to be going through the motions much of the time. Shes still one of the prettiest faces in porn history. But theres nary a smile, snarl, or snicker on that beautiful face as she goes through the paces. Likewise, brunette stunner Taryn Thomas just doesnt seem to be all there as she wrestles with Derrick Pierce and Rusty Nails in the opening scene. Ive seen her light up an otherwise dreary scene in the past. But today, she just doesnt get into her anal, A2M, and facial. Domino does a completely forgettable girl-girl with Carmen before taking on Scott Nails.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Nicole Brazzle, Holly Wellin, Nikki Hilton, Jessica Jammer, Kaci Starr, Georgia Peaches
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: I Dig Em In Pigtails 2 is one of the better young girl themed titles Ive seen in a long time. Not only are the girls innocent looking and cute, they play their roles perfectly as coming-of-agers. Just look at the lineup (and the box cover, if youre so lucky) and youll see some knockout faces: Georgia Peach, Nicole Brazzle, Holly Wellin, Kaci Starr, Nikki Hilton, Jessica Jammer, and Katie Ray. The makeup artist and costumer should win AVN awards for their efforts in this one. Pigtails, of course, are mandatory on each chick, and they all look great, particularly when they are being pulled by the guys during doggie. While the girls all start their scenes with a sweet innocence, once they get turned on, the volcano starts to erupt. And these girls know how to keep the lava flowing. Georgia, Jessica, and Kaci all take it up their darling little poopers. Facials conclude each of the five scenes.
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Release date: 6/3/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Bad Ass
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Tony T., Dynamite, Mark Wood, T.J. Cummings, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Melanie Jagger, Estelle Lawrence, Alex Rox, Kelli Tyler, Cailey Taylor, Trinity James, Ciera Sage, Jason Zapato
Review brief: Gonzo Girlz is a compilation from Metro and it features some of the best talent in the biz today. Unfortunately, since each of the scenes is snipped from a Metro feature, dont expect a lot of hard pounding, extreme sex action. The cast list includes such studettes as Cailey Taylor, Ciera Sage, Dynamite, Estelle Lawrence, and Flick Shagwell. And while all of them have burned bright before a camera at one time or another, these are not some of their hottest moments. These scenes are from couples features, and youll get nothing that would upset your average suburban couple. Thats not necessarily a bad thing, of course. In this day and age when its become the norm to spank, slap, hair pull, choke, and spit on porn actresses, its nice to see a bunch of people who appear to actually enjoy having sex. About half the 10 scenes involve anal sex, and all end in facials. But there isnt an A2M or face stomp to be found.
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Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Legal Pink
Starring: Alex, Leslie Taylor, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Katia Killer, Ricardo Branco, Ram, Renata Black, Pamela Laine
Review brief: Oh Boy Thats A Big Toy #2 is the latest from the Legal Pink factory, which continues to churn out Euro porn of questionable quality at an alarming rate. Each of the six scenes starts with a girl masturbating with a huge dildo. A guy comes in and helps her out for a while, then the sex begins. The cookie-cutter scenes use a similar agenda - eating the girl, blowjob, reverse cowgirl, doggie, mish, open mouth facial, clean-up. Katia Killer and Renata Black (in the opening and closing scenes) get fucked in the ass, but theres no A2M. The girls are, of course, dressed as teenagers and often wear at least part of their outfits throughout the action. While none of the girls would be considered dogs, only Yasmine Gold would rate a cute on most scorecards. The sex is plagued by the stereotypical Euro habit of having the girls stare at the camera and fake moan like crazy. There also is the usual overkill of gaping, with the guys stopping every 12 strokes or so to allow the camera a close-up of the dilated pussy or asshole.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jasmine, Tommy Gunn, Noname Jane, Smokie Flame, Vanessa Lane, Austyn Moore
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Head Master 2 is a couples flick from Adam & Eve, so you can be assured of a few things: The sex will be tastefully done, the sets and costumes will be creatively lavish, and the film will basically be boring. There are six vignettes in this one, and only the first one (involving newcomer Austyn Moore and Tommy Gunn) has anything to do with school, so the title is a bit misleading. Hes the teacher, shes the student, and they romp around a classroom before he drops his load on her tummy. The other segments include (in order): Violet Blue and Jazmin double-teaming Niko in a sultans abode; Smokie Flame and Marco Duato getting it on in a park atop a motorcycle, where she takes the films only anal insertion; Austyn (Again? So soon?) and Evan Stone in a barnyard next to (and, for a short time, atop) a horse; Roxanne Hall and Kris Knight as a nun and a priest in a church (which is sure to piss off any religious viewers); and Vanessa Lane and Chris Evans as, respectively, a drill instructor and a soldier in a night-time soiree in a field. Roxanne and Vanessa take the only facials.
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Release date: 6/19/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Marlene, Simone De Marco, Ellen Saint, Natalli DiAngelo, Diana Lion
Review brief: Anal POV 7 could have been a terrific flick. Instead, thanks to some typical Euro shenanigans, its simply average. The problems? First, its not an entirely POV-shot flick. At some points, a third party holds the camera and captures different angles of the action. Not that thats such a bad thingI actually get tired of the same angle throughout a scene. But that clearly makes it a mislabeled title and it should not be called POV. In addition, when the guy is holding the camera, there is constant shaking and poor centering on the girl. It cant be easy (Id never try it!), but leave this type of difficult filming to the pros who know how to fuck and shoot at the same time. Next, the actors (who were not identifiedshame on you, Devils Film) never shut up. If theyre not sweet-talking the girls (in Broken English, no less), theyre giving instructions or, even worse, moaning like theyve never had sex before. As the commercial says, Men should act like men Lastly, theres a lot of A2P and gaping. The gaping simply ruins the cohesiveness of the scene. The A2P is just a personal turnoff.
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Release date: 4/25/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006
Studio: Cal Vista
Starring: Noname Jane, Brett Rockman, Taylor Rain, Talon, Kris Slater, Dani Woodward, Shy Love, Otto Bauer, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Justine Joli, Andrea Brooke
Directed by: Astrux
Review brief: Wild in Vegas is a mixed bag if ever there was one. Combine above-average sex with absolutely worthless footage from the 2005 AVN Convention and youd better have fresh batteries in your remote because the FF button is going to get a workout. First, the sex. Dani Woodward, Taylor Rain, Nadia Styles, and Shy Love all give solid performances in their one-on-one romps. Taylor and Shy do anal, and Dani, Nadia, and Shy take open-mouth facials. The three-way lezfest between Randi Wright, Justine Jolie, and Violet Blue contains little heat and is strictly filler for fans of any of these three. In between the sex scenes is what amounts to a 30-minute promotion for Andrea Brooke and her suitcase pimp, Zolar. Brooke won a 2002 contest and is now referred to as Miss Howard Stern. She has competed in, and won, a couple Dumbest Stripper contests, which will come as no surprise to anyone watching her here. Despite an absolutely horrid sound quality throughout the movie, Brookes lack of personality and self-esteem comes shining through.
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Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Mark Wood, Phoebe, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Jasmine Tame, Courtney Simpson, Aubrey Addams, Aubery Banks, Misty Magenta
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Tight Teen Twats is a pretty decent porn flick which features attractive girls having good old fashioned hard sexand enjoying it. What a concept! Director Juan Cuba may not be the best interviewer around (see the Bonus Scene and the BTS segment for proof), but he knows how to get his performers fired up for some serious screwing. And he knows his way around the female anatomy with a camera, usually coming up with the perfect angle to showcase the girls bodies. The male performers dont try to steal the scenes from the girls as is so often the case these days in porn. Instead, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stephano, Mark Wood, and Juan himself simply get hard, fuck hard, and cum hard without a bunch of unnecessary harassment. The girls, while maybe not drop-dead gorgeous, are all very attractive and/or cute. They are, in order, Misty Magenta (a red haired Latina), blond cuties Courtney Simpson and Jasmine Tame, auburn haired Phoebe, and two blonde sweeties (Aubrey Addams and Aubrey Banks) who double-team Stephano in the finale.
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Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Legal Pink
Starring: Tabata Lima, Daniela Matarazzo
Review brief: Young Virgins Ass is the latest Europorn churned out by the Legal Pink studio. As with most of their titles, there are plenty of attractive girls getting fucked hard untilit all comes crashing down by the constant breaks in the action. Watching a cute young thing getting her butt drilled nice and hard is great. Watching the guy stop every 5-6 strokes to show the girls gaping asshole, or to have her suck on the guys dick, or to transfer it to her pussy, is not only distracting, its boring. Typical of most Euro porn, the girls are barely identified. They are made up to look like teenagers, though its doubtful any of them are younger than 20. The girls all do the camera-staring thing and fake moan to the nth power. They all take it up the ass, perform A2M, and take facials. There are three blondes (Ondy, Tabata Laima, and Anda), and three brunettes (Stasy, Viona, and Daniella Matarezzo). If the guys would stop stopping, the sex would be considered volcanic.
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Release date: 3/17/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Cheyne Collins, Nick Manning, Katrina Kraven, Jenaveve Jolie, Buster Good, Hailey Young, Sunny Lane, Gianna Lynn, Naudia Nyce, Roxy Deville, Amber Rayne
Review brief: Sick Girls Need Sick Boys #2 isnt your daddys porn, thats for sure. There are references to drugs. One of the male performers is killed (or at least the slaying is implied). One girl starts her scene tied to a wall with fake blood on her boobs. At least there is no deception in the title; this is sick shit. Aside from the theatrics, however, the sex is semi-hot. Naomi, in the opener, has a most sultry look and appears to love taking Cheyne Collins cock up her ass. She takes a closed mouth facial. Roxy DeVille and Gianna Lynn, a pair of brunettes, are featured in the next two scenes. Neither burn up the screen, but they give solid performances and take open-mouth money shots. Next is a four-girl lezout with Katrina Kraven, Amber Rayne, Jenaveve Jolie, and Naudia Nyce. All have looked better (like when they wake up in the morning with a hangover). There are some toys inserted into butts here, but the bad makeup and uncomfortable-looking set make this one tough to watch. Hailey Young and Buster Good are next in a truly uninspiring performance that ends in a torso cumshot.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Angela, Monica, John West, Cytherea, Bridget Sloan, Cindy Silk, Jessica Rivers
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Cytherea Falls is packaged in possibly the most misleading box cover in porn history. And the movie aint much better. What do the phrases The Ultimate in Squirting and Squirt-A-Thon! conjure up to you? Personally, I thought it would be non-stop, wall-to-wall squirting from all the performers. Well, it isnt, as Cytherea is the only girl to do the squirting thing. Granted, she does it 10-12 times in her lone, 21-minute scene, but that hardly makes a two-hour flick a Squirt-A-Thon. Okay, its the porn industry and we should just accept the hype and move on. That would be fine, except aside from Cythereas romp, theres nothing of value here. The other five non-squirting, unidentified, below-average looking girls barely got my attention. Theres a two girl/two guy scene in a pool, and three one-on-ones. The final girl does anal. Not a facial in the bunch. So, not only do we NOT know who fucked and sucked in the final four scenes, we dont really care.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Anita, David, Ilona, Frank, George, Veronika, Greg, Dillon, Sheridan, Zafira, Emese, JeJe
Directed by: Tony Vidson
Review brief: Desires of the Innocent #4 has a cast of mainly Euro girls and guys, which translates to repetitive, boring, tepid sex. And while the girls are all basically attractive, the sex is so dull its hard to stay interested. If you like gaping assholes and A2M, youll get a ton of it here. Personally, I dont see the turn-on when its done 10-12 times in each scene. Id rather just see the guy fuck the girl good and hard and dispense with the constant breaks. Try that in real life and your girl will soon become your ex-girl. Cute little brunette Sweety and George Uhl are the opening pairing. She does the typical camera-staring and fake moaning before taking a facial. Brunette Zafira and Thomas follow with another boring, uninspired effort, though this one includes lots of anal and A2M and a pussy popshot. Sandra Biomei and Katy Caro tag team David Perry and Greg Centauro next. Both girls get analed, and cute little Katy gets DPd before both get their tongues covered in guy goo. Attractive, brown-haired Vyona and Frank Major are next.
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Release date: 3/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Carmen Luvana, Melissa Lauren, Sondra Romain
Directed by: Barry Wood
Review brief: Flesh Gallery is an artsy couples film with some decent talent and average sex. The whole thing is shot in dark locations, there is no dialogue, and one of the scenes is so chopped up it might as well be on five separate discs. Carmen Luvana and Manuel Ferrara start things off in an art gallery. Theres no opening blowjob, Manuel just plays with her a bit and shoves his cock into her. Then the scene stops Dark-haired Melissa Lauren (I liked her looks better as a blonde) and Chris Charming are next. Theres some anal action here and a money shot on her tits. Carmen and Manuel are back, and theyoh, who cares, Ive lost interest because I know theyll show portions of this scene at the end of each of the following vignettes and it cannot hold my interest in that way. Sandra Romaine and Lee Stone are in a dark bar on the pool table. They romp through the usual position changes before Sandra lets Lee do a bank shot on her mug. Next comes a girl-girl between Mia Smiles andta daCarmen Luvana.
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Release date: 3/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Stacey Sweet, Nicki Hunter, Kelsey Michaels, Madeline Marks, Samantha Steele
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Rawditions is a decent stroke film featuring relatively new girls and good, hard sex. The rookies are interviewed at the beginning of each scene, then jump into action eagerly. What makes this different is that the neophytes sex partner does the interview. So, in the case of leadoff hitter Madeline Marks, shes interviewed by Evan Stone. The sex is, as expected, better than the q&a session. Theres pretty good chemistry here, and Stone drops a load of little Evans on Madelines sweet face to end things. Blonde Samantha Steele and Billy Glide are next. Samantha may not be the cutest girl around, but shes a spitfire in bed and accepts his face splattering with a smile. Director Roy Karch puts in a twist at this point, bringing in a first-timer guy, Jack Frost. Hes a good-looking kid. His partner is older (but well-preserved) Nicki Hunter. She wants him so bad she cuts the interview short, then jumps his bones.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Holly Wellin, Kendra Allen, Hailey Young, Rosanna Rose, Joanna Angel, Jade Starr
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Young Sluts, Inc. #19 features some average girls having lukewarm sex, which adds up to a disappointing combination. You seldom see Kendra Allen or Holly Wellin doing anything but burning up the set. Yet here they barely begin to percolate. Perhaps Kendra is stymied by the distracting Band-Aid on her shoulder or the smeared lipstick on her face. And maybe Holly just cant get excited Van Damage in a cold, barren garage when a perfectly good couch or bed is just steps away in the house. The first scene is a lezfest between Hailey Young and Jade Starr, which actually got a little interesting. Then Kendra and Steven St. Croix do their halfhearted thing and it starts to feel like Antarctica. But here come James Deen to the rescue. He and brunette Joanna Angel engage in what can best be described as a pro wrestling match without the folding chairs and figure-4 leg locks. He sticks his fingers, not on her tongue, but all the way into her mouth. She spanks her so hard her butt turns beet red, always an attractive feature. He forcefully shoves his forearm across her neck.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony T., Tommy Gunn, Taylor Rain, Jessica Jaymes, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Stacy Thorn, Haley Paige
Directed by: Bill Maroni
Review brief: World Poke Her Tour is the busted straight of porn movies. Considering the hot girls who first sit down at the green felt table, this one could have been a royal flush. But watching this boring flick is like sitting in a Hold em game for an hour without playing a hand. The problem isnt the girls, who are among my favorites: Stacy Thorn, Dillan Lauren, Brooke Haven, Haley Paige, Taylor Rain, and Marlena (in order of appearance). Whats wrong here is that all the girls have to fuck guys on a setthe same set, in fact. So we get to watch six sex scenes with the same stark background. In addition, the sex is by the numbers. The girls, for the most part, look as bored as the viewer feels. There is little spark between the performers making the action repetitive and uninteresting. This despite the fact that every scene involves anal sex, A2M and facials. The final scene, the one were supposed to remember forever as the credits roll, is a masturbation solo by Marlena.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Badass Pictures
Starring: Alex Sanders, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Ricky, Paris, Rafe, Tawny Roberts, Olivia Saint, Mark Ashley, Juliana Kincaid, Ashley Blue, Vanessa Rubec, Simone Claire, Danni, Trent Tesoro, Jennifer Luv, Tabitha Blue
Review brief: Virgin Patrol is a new compilation from Metro Interactive. Most of the ten scenes are snipped from previously-released Metro features released earlier this decade. Some of my favorite performers are featured here, including Tawny Roberts, Ashley Blue, Danni Slam, and Audrey Leigh. All these scenes range from tepid to volcanic. Theres really not a bad scene in the bunch. Since most of the original features have been reviewed elsewhere on the Internet, what follows is a scene breakdown, including the original titles. Jennifer Luv and Alex Sanders (Finally Legal #10) Ashley Blue and Trent Tesoro (unknown) Tawny Roberts and Rick y (Wild Cherries #1) Danni Slam and Pat Myne (unknown) Simone Claire and Rafe (Anal Excursion #1) Tabitha Blue and Jay Ashley (Finally Legal #7) Vanessa Rubec and Pat Myne (Runaway Teens) Olivia Saint and Mark Ashley (Teen Patrol #1) Paris and Pat Myne (Teen Spirit) Audrey Leigh (Juliana Kincaid) and Mark Ashley (Teen Patrol #2) All in all, this is a good title for both strokers and couples.
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Release date: 3/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Carmen, Noname Jane, Tyra, Sunrise Adams, Jenna Haze, Krystal Steal, Ana Nova, Ariana Jollee, Kayla Marie, Leah Luv, Teagan Presley, Nadia Styles, Katja Kassin
Review brief: Nuttin Hunnies #3 is a cumshot aficionados wet dream. If you hate storylines, plots, mood settings, and foreplay, this is the disc for you. 81 scenes, most lasting about 2 minutes, most ending with lots of sperm landing on cute girls faces. Some of the industrys biggest stars make brief appearances, including Sunrise Adams, Ariana Jolee, Dana Vespoli, Gauge, and Katja Kassin. The brief fuck and shoot snippets are garnered from many of the more popular series, including: 2 Dicks in One Chick, Animal Trainer, Big Cock Seductions, Naughty College School Girls, and Teen Dreams. This probably shouldnt be shared with a porn newbie. It can get repetitive and boring.
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Release date: 3/15/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: FusXion
Starring: Christian XXX, Jasmine, Alberto Rey, Scott Lyons, Annika, Chris Mountain, Brandi Lyons, Gen Padova, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Bardot
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove
Review brief: Juicy #4 is an average porno with some decent talent but no real energy. The sex is strictly by-the-numbers and barely registers on the heat-o-meter. Gen Padova is one of the sexiest girls in the jizz biz these days, but here shes confined to a lezout with a semi-cute brunette (Annika) in the final scene. What a waste! Brandi Lyons is very cute and a sizzling performer at times, but she is hardly box cover material. Jasmine Byrne has a marginally warm romp with two studs, but one is so bored he leaves in the middle of the scene. Sorta the way I felt! The Illustrated Lady, Lexi Bardot, is, well, colorful if not hot. Asian hottie Gianna Lynn has perhaps the best sex when she takes on Chris Mountain. Jasmine and Lexi take it up the butt, but theres not a facial to be seen, something nearly mandatory for a sizzling porn flick.
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Release date: 2/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: High Def Erotica
Starring: Sharon Wild, Felix Vicious, Lexi Lamour, Jack Lawrence, Vanessa Lane, Katrena Starr, Rusty Nails [I] (male)
Review brief: For you skiers out there, you know there are always hot chicks on the slopes and around the bars at the end of the ski day. Well, if you expect to see any of them in Girls Gone Skiing, youll enjoy a gnarly face plant more. In what may be a candidate for worst porn film of all time, there is an absolute dumbass plot, worse acting than in your standard junior high school production, and sex colder than the moguls on the mountain. There might be a total of two minutes of actual skiing action, and Sharon Wild looks like shes been on a few black diamond runs in her time. But the other girls (Katrena Star, Felix Vicious, and Vanessa Lane) are helpless and hopeless. Keep your finger on the FF button between sex scenes (and maybe during them also) to spare yourself the agony of the dialogue and storyline. Its almost painful to watch. As for the sex, there are three boy/girl scenes, one girl/girl, and the grand finale - a four-girl lezfest. Sharon takes a bit of an anal pounding, but aside from that the action is tame, repetitive, and uninspiring.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Barrett Blade, Nyomi Marcela, Kurt Lockwood, Shy Love, Jessica Sweet, Eva Angelina, Jean Val Jean, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Styles, Seth Dickens, Scott Nails, Hillary Scott, James Deen, Sunny Lane, Nikki Hilton, Kapri Styles, Sascha Koch
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: Britney Rears #2 (aka I Wanna Get Laid!) is an unexpected delight. I really wasnt expecting to be entertained by the story of a pretentious yet ditzy pop star. But Britney Rears (aka Jessica Sweet) is a solid actress and shes surrounded by an able cast. You may actually take your finger off the FF button between sex scenes. There is scattered humor, and director Will Rider keeps the plot moving at a decent pace. Britney is sizzling in her three scenes, and the rest of the girls are smoldering at times, including Shy Love, Hillary Scott, and Jenaveve Jolie. Britney is the only one to take it up the pooper, but all of them get a face spray at the end of the sex. There are a couple three-on-ones and a two-on-one. In other words, something for everyone. I consider this one of the best of the sex comedies of this decade.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Starring: Kendra Allen, Ashley Licks, Daryn Darby, Lacie Heart, Amber Rayne
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: To be completely honest up front, Ive never been a fan of Mr. Petes work as an actor. But I have to admit I actually semi-enjoyed his directing in Breakin in the New Chick #3. I mean, hes no Alex DeRenzy, but he is already miles ahead of guys whove been in the business for decades and still dont know how to film a decent sex scene. Did someone say Ed Powers name? Pete knows how to keep the action moving and utilizes nice sets, good lighting, and capable camera people. The action is interesting and he keeps the performers moving through their assigned positions every couple minutes, thus not boring us to tears. The title of this series is a bit misleading as none of the six girls are rookies. They range from a handful of titles under their belt to more than 20. But their freshness is still evident and they most all give spirited performances. The girls are, in order: blonde Lacie Heart (who works with Brandon Iron); big ebony girl Ashley Licks (Mr. Pete); slendor brunette Amber Rayne (Mark Wood); blondes Kendra Allen and Daryn Darby (a threeway with Mr.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Van Damage, Tyler Faith, Kendra Allen, Derrick Pierce, Franchezca Valentina, Isabella Sky, Amber Rayne, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: The Barely Legal series, which would have us believe that all young women think of nothing other than having sex in strange places, has reached its 57th edition. And, sure enough, the girls in these five scenes get laid everywhere but in bed. Isabella Sky and Tyler Faith get horny on the Wankers radio talk show set. Of course, they act on their impulses and stage a standard lezout right there before God and the FCC. Kara Mynor (aka Kara Bare) romps with Derrick Pierce is some sort of warehouse. The sex is as cold as the cement floor their standing on. Cute blonde Kendra Allen has a hot tub encounter with Dez. And to say she looks bored is to be generous. She fake moans and looks around at the folks behind the camera throughout this lackluster vignette. Brunette Franchezca Valentina heats it up some with a decent tryst on a pool table with Van Damage. If youve never tried fucking on a pool table, rest assured it is uncomfortable and distracting.
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Release date: 8/12/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Dane
Starring: Domino, Mariesa Arroyo, Olivia O'Lovely, Mason Storm
Directed by: Drew Rose
Review brief: Latinas Sabrosas #1 could have been muy caliente had it employed a couple better looking senoritas. Unfortunately, we instead get some overweight, overly inked girls whod be hard-pressed to get a double-take from horny, drunken sailors in Tijuana. The exception is Domino, a very cute brunette with a lithe, natural body and a penchant for hot sex. She romps with Alec Knight in an office in the opening scene. This girl knows how to suck cock and take a hard pounding, and she accepts his load with an open mouth and a grin. Mason Storm and Olivia OLovely are decent performers, heat-wise, but they need to lay off the double-cheese burritos for awhile. They each have one-on-ones (with Brandon Iron and John West, respectively) and, basically, go through the motions with a total lack of enthusiasm, especially receiving their facials. Mariesa Arroya is last (What, only four scenes? Yep!) and shes back in that same office with Alex Metro.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Bailey, Leah Luv, Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Charlotte Stokely
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Hustlers Barely Legal Corrupted #6 features some hot girls but, unfortunately, is ruined by terrible camera work, bad lighting, and less than enthusiastic performances. Weve all seen (in order of appearance) Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Leah Luv, Bailey, and Charlotte Stokely engage in volcanic sex. They are, for the most part, experienced porn stars who know how to suck and fuck and dramatically raise the temperature of a room. Hard to say why their performances here are lukewarm, at best. Georgia, Leah, and Bailey take anal poundings. All the girls take facials. Leah gets DPed. So whats missing? Possibly some direction from the director, who seems more concerned with demonstrating all the unique angles from which to shoot the sex rather than the action itself. He employs that most annoying technique of shooting the sex from around corners (like a voyeur) or from behind plant leaves. And the lighting produces a white-out effect way too often.
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Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Van Damage, Kaiya Lynn, Barry Scott, Jenna Presley, Sasha Knox, Brea Bennett, Vanessa Lynn, Kraig Kraagen
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal #55 continues the theme of this long-running series, which is, of course, young girls having sex in odd places. You could watch 10 volumes of this series and not see two people having sex in a bed. Instead, directors Clive and Erica McLean would have you believe it is the fantasy of every teen girl to get fucked (in order): on a golf cart in a boatyard in broad daylight (Vanessa Lynn); on the floor in a greasy garage (a lezout between very cute blonde Brea Bennett and Asian Kaiya Lynn); beside a backyard pool with the pool boy (what an overused plot theme!) (Chelci); in a locker room shower with a coach (Sasha Knox); and on a car hood in a park (Jenna Presley, a very cute brunette). In keeping with the tradition of this mysteriously popular series, each vignette is preceded with a voiceover from the girl explaining how she entrapped her sex partner.
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Release date: 1/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Legal Pink
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Sandra, Lolita, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Liz Honey, Alex Forte
Review brief: Bubblegum Virgins is a classic example of taking a sexual fetish too far. The theme of the flick is young girls enjoying candy while they have sex. But there comes a time during the action when its time to drop the suckers and swallow the cocks. The Euro cast is intent on carrying the fantasy to the extreme, with the girls still licking lollipops and snapping their gum when they should be sucking and fucking. The pigtails and teenager outfits keep the little girl atmosphere alive; theres no need for the girls to hold on to the candy props throughout the sex. It just gets boring and repetitive, not to mention sticky in places you dont want it to be sticky. In typical Euro fashion, the girls are mostly identified only by first names (Susana, Lolita, Sandra, and Esmerelda, as well as Yasmine Gold and Liz Honey). So its difficult to tell if any of them are newbies. But generally they suck and fuck like rookies; that is, without emotion while staring blatantly into the camera.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Missy Monroe, Barbara Summer, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Tame, Jenaveve
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: Hotsex.com is hot when compared to, say, January in Alaska. Despite the presence of some very attractive girls, the temperature barely rises above tepid. Defining hot sex is, of course, subjective. But I need more than one anal pounding, three facials (out of five scenes), and one squirt to consider a flick above average, heat-wise. Take the second scene, for example. Eva Angelina, looking very cute in dark-framed glasses) takes on Manuel Ferrara in a restaurant. What could have been a very hot session is destroyed (yes, thats the proper word) by the camera work. Using that hackneyed porn staple of flower pot shooting, the camera shoots much of the action from behind a glass of wine sitting on a table in front of the fucking duo, completely wrecking the atmosphere. Who is director Jerome Tanner making this movie for, himself or the viewing audience, when he employs this type of camera angle? Is he so bored with shooting sex that he looks for new inventive ways to do it? Well, he should stop looking.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Playhouse
Starring: Carmen, Lisa, Jane, Caroline Cage, Renato, Chrystal, Clark, Roly Reeves, Gina Blue, Daphnie, Pedro, Victoria Princess
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Okay, guys. Youve finally convinced your conservative s/o to watch some porn with you, but you dont want to gross her out with anything remotely extreme. Well, Bedroom Babes might be the right flick to view with your porn newbie. Certainly no raincoaters or strokers are going to waste their time with this artsy fartsy drivel. If the easy-listening music and soft focus photography arent enough to make you hit the FF button, the slo-mo shots (including cumshot replays) and lingering foreplay action will. Aside from a short anal boinking in the opening scene, there is no abuse heaped on the girls. The oversaturated lighting and Muzak background could keep a nun tuned in. Most of the performers are at least mildly attractive, some downright gorgeous (Caroline Cage). There are a couple girl/girl romps if you want to introduce your porn rookie to the dark side. Three of the scenes end in facials. Im sure theres a market for this genre of porn.
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Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Lars, Danni, Nick Taylor, Candi Apple, Hailey Young, Felicia Flint, Justin Max, Veronika Raquel, Megan Jones, Brandi May, Nick Sparks, Lady Lexi
Directed by: Ron Royster
Review brief: If youve seen Adam & Eves Pornocopia, youll be familiar with the cast of Florida Girls: Sunny Side Up. Many of the performers are featured in both flicks. Unfortunately, they haven't yet learned how to have hot sex on film. Blond Veronika Raquel and Justin Max start of the show with Veronika in a sex swing. There is a heavy orange hue to the filming. Justin uses a small air compressor-type pistol on her clit, which seems to drive her crazy. A new type of sex toy? She returns the favor as she sucks him. Once the fucking starts, Justin has some major wood problems, but he finally unloads on her sweet mug and she applies some loving PCH. In a doctors office, doc Nick Sparxxx examines redhead Brandi May. At one point, he refers to her genital area as a vigana, which elicits a laugh from Brandi. He gets her to stop smirking when he fucks her in the ass and cums on her pussy. Danni, a decent-looking blonde, is taking a shower outdoors in a garden setting when Lars, who could be her grandfather in terms of age, visits and starts playing with her.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Cloud 9
Starring: James, Ricky, Kelle Marie, Caesar, Annette, Ricardo Bell, Danny Delano, Black Puma, Abigail Toyne
Review brief: Euro Sluts is some pretty solid Euro porn featuring mostly very cute girls and hot sucking and fucking. Puma Black (or Black Puma, depending on the credits) is a slim, exotic brunette. She and her guy (no ids on the guysagainargggh) do a little flirting through an apartment window before he enters and they get right down to business. As with all the girls having intercourse on this disc, she takes a nice facial and cleans up nicely. Kelly (Danny Delano) is a very cute brown-haired vixen. She smiles throughout her romp with another unknown guy. Next is Black Diamond (credited as Annett), who is barely recognizable with her shorter hair. She and her fella do it in a gym on the weight-lifting equipment. Two cute blondes, Kelle Marie and Abigail Toyne, do a standard lezout outdoors.
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Release date: 10/31/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Eva, Kelly, Milena, Lady, Victoria Rose, Natali, Lilia, Cherry Jul, Candy Cat
Review brief: Throat Bangers #10 features some decent looking girls and lots of cum-splattered faces. Its not the best blowjob line out there, but it aint bad. Each of the girls does a little masturbating before the guys (who are not ided) enter. The girls appear to be mostly Euros. Most are brunettes, with an occasional blonde thrown into the mix. Of the eight scenes, only three involve one girl/one guy. Three scenes employ one girl/two guys, and two others have two girls doing one guy.
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Release date: 11/7/2005
Reviewed on: 3/10/2006
Studio: Cal Vista
Starring: Alana Evans, Tyler Wood, Chris Evans, Barrett Blade, Tyler Knight, Jack Spade, Melissa Lauren, Victoria Sin, Kirsten Price, Sunshine Lane
Directed by: Johnny Matrix
Review brief: Glamour Sluts #2 had the potential to be a terrific porn flick. Instead, it suffers from absolutely terrible camera work. Whoever was behind the lens needed a lude or two because he couldnt hold still for even a couple seconds. He was constantly zooming in and out, often getting TOO close on his close-ups. I thought I was watching John Leslie on a sugar high. In the opener, very cute brunette Sunny Lane takes on Chris Evans in a decent scene that is unfortunately ruined by the cameraman (co-director Norman Bentley and Lucian Dond are credited). What might have been a terrific scene ends with a shot across Sunnys beautiful torso. Another traffic stopper, brown-haired Melissa Lauren is next, and it looks like she had an accident of some kind before the shooting. She sports an ugly red scrape on her left shoulder. She also looks like she hasnt missed any meals recently, if you get my drift.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 3/9/2006
Studio: Legal Pink
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Selena, Roxy, Leslie Taylor, Bruno SX, Sue, Jasmine Rouge, Titus Steel, Ricardo Bell, Cindy Gold, Pasja
Review brief: Young and Tasty is an above average flick featuring some great looking chicks and the usual crew of male Euro suspects. Three of the six girls are newbies (as far as I can tell), and the others have only been in the jizz biz a short time, so theyre all very fresh looking. Too bad they get paired with geezers like Leslie Taylor, Zenza Raggi, and Bruno Aissix. Very cute blonde Jasmine Rouge bats leadoff, and shes double-teamed by Aissix and Titus Steel. No anal or DP here, but Jasmine puts on a credible performance and gets a double facial for her efforts. Selena is a blond newcummer. Taylor gets to break her porn cherry and is so anxious to do so, he never removes her red panties. A face blast puts an end to her introduction to smut. Another fresh Euro face is brunette Pasja. She and Ricardo Bell cavort through some spirited positions changes and Pasja, who leaves her top on the entire time, gets a tongue coating and applies some loving PCH. The final rookie is another brown-haired cutie, Roxy.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 3/9/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Van Damage, Talon, Michelle B., Barbara Summer, Jack Lawrence, Melissa Lauren, Mia Bangg, Brooke Haven, Haley Paige
Directed by: Andrea Di Angelo
Review brief: Taboo 5 from Hustler is a very strange flick. Theres not a whole lot even an Amish minister would consider taboo until the final scene. Mostly, its just girls dressed in fetish outfits and weird makeup getting screwed. Certainly nothing out of the ordinary. Then we get to the fifth scene, and Tommy Gunn, looking very disturbed and whacked out, goes through seven minutes of semi-torture with Haley Paige, who is tied up to an electrical contraption in a dank dungeon. He hooks up a battery to her at one point to give her a little shock therapy. He calls her a bitch. But pretty soon its porn as usual with her sucking him and getting both her holes filled. He eventually cums into a hose thingamabob and it supposedly runs down into her mouth. But then she spits out what looks like a half gallon of milk, not his boy juice. Oh yeah, and it looks like shes been in that dungeon awhile because shes dirty and filthy. Weird! The first scene features blond Michelle B. taking on two guys (Van Damage and Jerry), who appear to be her slaves.
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Release date: 2/6/2006
Reviewed on: 3/6/2006
Studio: Visage
Starring: Randy Spears, Chasey Lain, Eric Masterson, Brittney Skye, Shy Love, Paola Rey, Skye Brooke
Directed by: Cash Markman
Review brief: Picture Perfect is far from perfect, but it aint bad if you like couples sex. Director Cash Markman wrote the terrible, inane dialogue and plot for this feature, so he has no one to blame but himself if the only rave reviews he gets is for the sex. The acting is terrible, even from the normally reliable Randy Spears, who arguably could cross over to mainstream Hollywood and find work. The story centers around his character, Travis, a fashion photographer who somehow becomes a Svengali to his beautiful models and steals their very souls. But enough about the dumb plot. Spears does beautiful brunette Shy Love in the opening scene. I normally like blondes with lithe, natural bodies. Shy is a brunette with bolt-ons. Yet I cant help but like her. She reminds me facially of a young Marie Osmond. And she always gives a heated performance. Here she takes Randys spear in both her holes and a popshot on her cute pussy. Brittney Skye engages Nick East on a couch next, with Spears watching through a window.
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Release date: 2/2/2006
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006
Studio: Vicious Media
Starring: Scott Styles, Tiger, Stacey Sweet, Kat, Talon, Seth Dickens, Malibu, Jersey Jaxin, Cody Milo, Johnny Rock
Directed by: Shy Love, Eric Hunter
Review brief: Nothing But Teen Pussy is a decent offering from director Shy Love that would have been better served if the director had moved in front of the camera. Alas, we only see the lovely Shy briefly during the Behind the Scenes bonus feature (and, unfortunately, shes fully clothed). As for the girls Shy is directing, a couple wouldnt need to show ids if they came into my bar, they are that removed from teenhood. But the sex is generally pretty hot and the girls seem to be having a good time. The girls include (in order): brunette Tiger; blonde Malibu and streaked brunette Cody in a girl/girl scene that includes a strap-on; metal-mouth Kat and brown-haired Stacey Sweet who share lollipops and some dudes dick; cute but overly tattooed brunette Jersey Jaxin, who gives an especially hot performance; and Kat (in her second sceneweird). The guys are not identified, but I think I recognized Talon in the final scene.
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Release date: 1/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Holly Wellin, Monique Madison, Gianna Lynn, Sahara Knite, Georgia Peach, Emilianna, Fallon Summers, Codi Milo
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: There are two things that keep Bitches in Heat #3 from being a terrific flick. One is Mrthe other is Pete. If ever there was a case of a person over directing, this is it. Admittedly, Ive never been a big fan of Mr. Pete, either as a performer or as a director. But I went into this review without prejudice (I swear, Your Honor!). But, to be blunt, he has made this potentially great flick unwatchable. I believe most viewers watch an all-girl lezfest in order to see beautiful women making love to (or fucking the hell out of) each other. I imagine most lesbians view these types of films just as hetero couples watch straight porn and gays watch gay porn. So why in the world would Mr. Pete, as director, impose himself in every scene? Does he believe that lesbians (and, for that matter, all viewers) will not mind that theres a MAN injecting himself into what was supposed to be an all-girl feature? For Petes sake, what was the guy thinking? He has lined up an impressive cast, including such lovelies as Georgia Peach, Fallon Summers, and Courtney Simpson.
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Release date: 1/21/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Haley Paige
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Blue Light is a bizarre feature loaded with strange special affects and weird sound affects. This is director Nick Orleans at his most creative. Unfortunately, wacky lighting, sets, and editing arent always conducive to erotic sex, and that is certainly the case here. This is sensory overload to the max. I dare anyone to try to follow the plot, watch the distracting SFX, and maintain an interest in the sex. Theres just too much going on! Forget the plotits inane and difficult to follow. The acting is typical porn, that is, bad. The action, once we get to it, is lukewarm at best. Such a waste of good talent like Haley Paige, Kelly Wells, Lexi Lamour, Dominica Leoni, Hillary Scott, and Brooke Haven! There are eight sex scenes, with four girls taking it up the ass, Haley doing a little A2M, and a smattering of facials. Theres a g/g/b romp and a 4-girl/3-guy orgy. To me, this is another case of a director making a movie for himself, not for his viewers.
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Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Missy Monroe, Audrey Hollander, Tory Lane, Veronica Jett, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Dan Dapper
Review brief: ATM City #2 follows the theme of many porn movies today, overdoing something to the point of boring the viewer. Many porn fans watch smut flicks to see girls get fucked good and hard. When that hard boning is constantly interrupted by the act of A2M, it looses its eroticism quickly. Do it once or twice, its sexy; do it every 10 seconds and it becomes a boring circus sideshow. To their credit, the girls all seem to dig the abuse heaped on them by the guys, and they dont seem to mind that they have zero chance of reaching orgasm due to the constant stopping by the guys. Do this in real life and theres a very good chance youll never be invited back to your lovers bed. The girls are, in order: blond Missy Monroe, who takes on two guys; curly redhead Audrey Hollander and Tory Lane, who engage a couple guys; brunette Vanessa Lane; brown-haired Veronica Jett; and blond Genesis Skye. Every scene includes the typical spanking, slapping, spitting, and gaping associated with this genre. Missy, Audrey, and Tory all get DPed.
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Release date: 11/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006
Studio: Playhouse
Starring: Crystal, Lolita, Laura Lion, Melissa Black, Rita Nemeth
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Sweet Angels is a Euro flick featuring couples sex and decent looking women. The action, such as it is, is accompanied by soft music, dubbed voices, and fake moaning. Look up vanilla in the dictionary and youll see the box cover for this movie. Blond Lolita leads off, and she gets the pleasure of two guys who diddle all her holes, including DP and a double face frosting. Next is a boring girl/girl romp set by a swimming pool. Blond Kira Valentine (aka Jenny Blair) and brunette Tera Bond use toys on each other but seem to shy away from actually licking each others pussies. The next scene is marred by too frequent use of soft, fuzzy lighting that tends to white out the action between brown-haired cutie Laura Lion and her guy. A facial ends the scene and allows the viewer to readjust his eyes. Chrystal (aka Christel Starr), a blonde with a band tat around her left bicep, get analed next, and the money shot lands on her pussy. There is a continuity editing error here, as they couple is briefly shown in missionary position several minutes after they switched from mish to doggie.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Kat, Sascha, Sativa Rose, Delilah Strong, Brooke Haven, Haley Scott, Victoria Sweet, Courtney Simpson, Nadia Hilton, Havana Ginger, Crissy Cums, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: Stealing a line from a 60s Jan & Dean surfing song entitled Surf City, 2 Girls for Every Guy is an average porn flick from Acid Rain. Director Bobby Damone presents five scenes that are basically identical in theme, energy, and nastiness. Each scene offers two girls getting hosed by one guy. The guys follow a similar formula: lets abuse these babes as much as possibly for 25 minutes. Well spank and slap them, throat gag and fishhook them, choke them, and pull their hair. Lets halt our stroking every 10 seconds or so to let the girls suck the pussy and ass juices off our cocks. The girls, for their part, give the impression they dont mind the guys antics and they participate in the nastiness full throttle.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Felecia, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Shanna McCullough, Cheyenne Silver, Nina Hartley, April, Silvia Saint, Anita Cannibal, Shaena Steel, Dale Dabone, Dillion Day, Nina Ferrari, Monica Mayhem, Veronica Caine, Velvet Rose, Dolorian
Review brief: For those who like their sex out in the country and with hay up the girls butts instead of cocks, Barnyard Babes is just for you.
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Release date: 11/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006
Studio: FusXion
Starring: Shy Love, Audrey Hollander, Jamie Sheergran, Kristen Sturdevant, Vanessa Love
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove
Review brief: Anal Vixens is a new offering from director Bridgette Kerkove. Like a couple of her previous works, this one features very abusive sex, which is something of a paradox coming from a female director. Not that every woman should produce tame, soft couples porn like Candida Royalle. But this is certainly the other end of the spectrum. The girls here - Audrey Hollander, Jamie Brooks, Brodi, Vanessa Lane, and Shy Love - get slapped in the face, spanked hard on the ass, choked, throat gagged by huge cocks, and head stomped during doggie style. As the title suggests, all girls take it up the butt, and theres the usual A2M, gaping, DPs, and four-finger anal insertions. Lanes romp with Benjamin Brat is of note because it includes a position Ive never seen before. At one point, Lane lays prone on her stomach on the floor. Ben approaches her from behind, lifts up and separates her legs, then enters her while her outstretched hands remain on the floor. Call it a reverse anal crab position. Pro wrestlers used to use this hold to get submissions from their opponents.
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Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn, Jassie, Gen Padova, Kayla Marie, Will Powers, Nicki Hunter, Barbi Buckxxx
Directed by: Brett Maverick
Review brief: Baby Face is something like the 12th flick to bear this title, but it may the best of the lot. Once the talking stops and the action begins, this is quality porn with cute girls and hard sex. Ill vent on the negatives first and get them out of the way. Director Brett Maverick is new to the jizz biz, but if he ever wants to get old and famous, hes going to have to learn that we dont watch porn to hear him ask juvenile, inane questions during the interviews that precede each scene. Heres an example: Brett: How old are you? Girl: 19. Brett: Wow, have you been 19 all your life? Brett, you make good action flicks. Concentrate on the sex and shut up. You are not an interviewer. End of rant. Most of the girls give excellent performances, although a couple (Barbie Bucxxx and Nikki Hunter) dont sport anything close to baby faces. Not that theyre old and unattractive.
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Release date: 1/11/2006
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, John West, Taylor Rain, Scott Nails, Trina Michaels, Hillary Scott, Veronica Jett, Kelly Wells, Ethan Cage, Crissy Cums, Goldie Cox
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Anal Cherry Busters could be the perfect choice for a guy looking to introduce his special lady to the world of anal sex through porn. Why? Because it shows girls getting their asses pumped, but the viewer isnt left with the feeling the girls were coerced, abused, or degraded. They actually look like they want it and that they enjoy it. Goldie Cox and Veronica Jett start this assfest with a 2-on-1 romp with Talon. Experienced porn watchers know that both these two lost their butthole cherries long ago. For some reason, Goldie avoids it this time. In exchange, she accepts the facial at the end and does a sweet cumswap with Veronica, who looks thoroughly ass fucked (and pleased) by the end. Thats the one and only face blasting for the flick, but be warned theres some A2M in the next two scenes. Kelly Wells gets nailed by Scott Nails in the second scene, and Hillary Scott is plugged royally by John West. Crissy Cums takes on Talon and Chris Cannon in a hot 1-on-2, followed by covergirl Taylor Rain getting butt fucked but good by John West.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/10/2006
Studio: Lava Releasing
Starring: Liza Harper, Julie Night, Desire Moore, Kelly Wells, Malory Knox
Review brief: Dirty Fuckin Pictures is certainly dirty, and theres a lot of fuckin going on, but its nothing but average by todays porn standards. The problems start with the cast. While none of the girls here could be considered unattractive, there are no drop-dead gorgeous ones either. And with Rod Fontana in four scenes, you know the male talent isnt exactly eye catching (Dirty Harry, Valentino, Silvio Mato, and Byron Long round out the cast). Then there is the issue of abuse. The guys call the girls bimbos and tramps, drag them around by their hair, slap em, throat gag em, and generally coerce them to submit to whatever they want. The dialogue borders on verbal rape. As for the sex itself, when the guys arent trashing the girls, theres some good, hard fucking. Four of the five girls (save Mallory Knoxxx in the finale) take it in the pooper and all take facials. Each scene involves one girl with 2 or 3 guys. The girls are, in order: Liza Harper; Desire Moore (who also does DP and A2M); Julie Night (another DPer); Kelly Wells; and Knoxxx, who also pees through her panties.
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Release date: 1/14/2006
Reviewed on: 2/10/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Shayla LaVeaux, Sharon Wild, Erika Kole, Kurt Lockwood, Luccia, Seth Dickens, Holly Wellin
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Casual Sex is an Adam & Eve couples feature starring Shayla LaVeaux as a writer working on a piece about quickie affairs people have experienced in their lives. There are five vignettes, each preceded by a short setup. The sex in this flick is not for raincoaters. Its soft, with suitably low-key music, lighting and sets. Erika Kole takes it up the ass in the opening scene (with Seth Dickens) but thats about as extreme as it gets. In addition to Koles romp, which ends with a facial, theres a girl/girl between Sharon Wild and Shayla (that includes some toys); and three 1-on-1s - Luccia and Billy Glyde; Holly Wellin and Kurt Lockwood; and Shayla and Tony Tedeschi (in a very dark bedroom) - all of which end in face splatterings. This is pretty good stuff, if you like your sex titillating but not abusive. The DVD extras include a 22-minute Behind the Scenes, a Photo Gallery, Trailers, Website info, and two Bonus Scenes - Jane Darling and Angel Dark from Pussy Worship and Cytherea and Steven St.
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Release date: 1/11/2006
Reviewed on: 2/10/2006
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Kimberly Kane, Niko, Justine Joli, Lori Alexia, Nadia Hilton, Kelly Kline
Directed by: David Stanley
Review brief: Are We In Love is a Wicked feature, which typically means couples sex, gorgeous women, and too much storyline and dialogue. But thats not the case here. Yes, there are some periods of plot development between the sex action, but the story keeps moving at a fairly brisk pace and the sex is hot enough that youll probably need a cool-down period after each sex scene. Forget the plotit has something to do with Kelly Kline and whether she and her man are right for each other. We start off with a girl/girl romp between Kimberly Kane and Mia Smiles. Im not a big fan of lezouts, but this one is filmed well and theres a lot of heat between the two girls. Ebony beauty Lori Alexia takes on Niko in the next scene. Its another fairly hot scene, and both performers seem to be into the action, which ends with a nice popshot on Loris mug. Kelly Kline finally gets into the action in a flashback scene with Chris Cannon in a classroom.
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Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 2/10/2006
Studio: PornFidelity
Starring: Angelica Sin, Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore, Monica Mayhem, Kelly Madison, Jenaveve Jolie, Ryan Madison
Review brief: Porn Fidelity #2 is the second vehicle for busty Kelly Madison and her husband, Ryan. According to their website (pornfidelity.com), this swinging couple likes to film themselves sucking and fucking other girls, most of whom have big tits like the star. Fans of mammoth mams will enjoy this romp as the couple engages five different girls in non-stop, entertaining sex. Theres no anal play, and each scene ends in either a facial or a tittie cum shot (sometimes both) to the guest, which Kelly sometimes shares. The guests are, in order: blonde Gina Lynn; brunette Jenaveve Jolie; Monica Mayhem, whos now sporting almost red hair after starting her career as a blonde, then going brown; dark-haired Angelica Sin; and brunette Alexis Amore (in whats called a Bonus Scene for some reason). There is a short setup to each vignette, but when the clothes start flying, theres plenty of hot sex. Kelly gives the impression she really, actually enjoys these threeways.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 2/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Nora, Jordan Styles, Chelsea Ainn, Sophie Strauss
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal #54 continues the tradition of this long-running series; that is, showing young girls having sex in strange places. Hustler apparently doesnt believe that people have sex in bed any more. The first two vignettes of this volume take place on couches, but after that were witness to sexy romps in a barn, in a restaurant, and on a strip club stage. Hustler does love their sets, dont they? The sex itself is very tame. Aside from the facials that end every scene, there is no anal sex, no rough stuffjust semi-attractive folks banging away methodically and banally. Hey, I guess the formula works or there wouldnt be 54 volumes of this popular series. The girls are, in order: brunette Victoria Sweet; blonde Madison Lynn; brunette Tiffany Holiday; blonde Charlotte Stokely (credited as Charlotte Sokely); and blonde Memphis Monroe. While they all make an attempt at trying to look hot and bothered by the action, the girls (within the confines of the vapid storylines) just arent believable. They all look like theyd rather be undergoing root canals than fucking their partners.
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Release date: 12/27/2005
Reviewed on: 2/7/2006
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Harry, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Patrik, Michelle Sweet, Sandra Kalerman, Ginger Taylor, Faith Leon, Veronica Simon, Martin Schneider, Jana X.
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: Teen Sensations #13 is a solid addition to this popular series. It features cute, young girls getting fucked hard without too much abuse by the guys. There is no anal sex in this volume (despite a claim on the box cover to the contrary) and all the girls take facials. Three of the girls are Euros, including blonde leadoff hitter Vanessa. This pigtailed Czech is hot and knows it. Using broken English, she manages to tell us how horny she is and how good shes going to fuck her guy. She doesnt disappoint and they have a steamy session. Ginger Taylor has reddish brown hair. She hooks up with Talon for a volcanic romp spoiled only by her closed mouth facial. Blonde Sandra Kalerman has her hair braided. This Euro has a great, natural, lithe body. She also knows her way around a dick and gives a great blowjob to her fellow. She closes her mouth for the pop shot, but applies loving PCH afterward. Alisson is another pigtailed Euro blonde. Smallish tits and a tight ass look very good on her.
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Release date: 9/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006
Studio: H2 Video
Starring: Tia, Yvette, Silvia Saint, Laura, Jenny, Linda, Mia Stone, Janos Volt, Clark, Donna Marie, Steve Hooper, Kevin King
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Leg Affair #13 may have been made exclusively for foot fetishers, but I get the impression director Frank Thring was also trying to attract the general porn audience. If so, I think he failed miserably. I cant believe anyone other than those in love with the female foot could be interested in this flick. Thring forces us to watch stupid interviews - with himself, no less - before each scene. That puts a cooling element on the flick immediately. Im not sure about other fans, but I dont watch porn to hear some gray-haired guy tell us how great he is or the details surrounding the shoot. Its self-indulgent and boring. Following Thrings opening self-interview, we get Donna Marie and Mia Stone in a decent lezfest. Personally, I could have used less shoe licking and more pussy eating, but thats the theme of this series. Brunette Yvette and some dude (hey, Frank, would it be so hard to add scene-by-scene credits?) are next. Heres where I really have to scratch my head.
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Release date: 11/23/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Kimberly Kane, Michelle Lay
Directed by: Devinn Lane
Review brief: The term filthy when applied to girls implies dirty, over-the-edge, willing to do anything legal. The girls in Wickeds Filthy are asked to do much less. In fact, despite the title, this flick is rather vanilla and in no way cutting edge. This is couples sex to the max. The storyline is ridiculous and inane (something about a lawyer representing one of the partners in a divorce). The sex, by Wicked standards, is reserved and barely interesting. Some of the performers appear to be going through the motions without a notion as to how to imply heat. Brown-haired Michelle Lay has a great body and gives a fantastic blowjob. Shes in five scenes, including an opening masturbation, a handjob in a restaurant, and a girl/girl encounter with Lexi Lamour that nearly put me to sleep. Blond Kimberly Kane and brunette Rebecca Love round out the female cast. Michelle and Rebecca take the only facials in the flick, and Michelle has the lone anal action. The male cast includes Van Damage, Randy Spears (who gives another great acting performance), and Steven St.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Alex Sanders, John Strong, Tony T., Kris Knight, Jordan Styles, Eve Laurence, Smokie Flame, Victoria Sweet, Tinka Rose
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Okay, everyone who likes abusive sex - choking, hair pulling, face slapping, throat gagging, spanking - stay in your seats and continue reading about Fire Bush #3. Everyone else, excused. This flick is filled with what I call Throttle Sex, where the guys simply demean the girls as much as possible. Hopefully, everyone involved is a good actor and that the abuse is only faked. But I wonder sometimes, as the girls dont always appear to be enjoying themselves. This aint your daddys porn. I you like seeing guys inflicting even implied pain to girls, you'll dig this flick. The girls, all brunettes, are (in order): Victoria Sweet; Eve Lawrence; Smokie Flame (the cute cover girl), who does anal; Jordan Styles, another who takes it up the pooper then does A2M; and Tinka Rose. All the girls take facials. The tough guys, if thats what you want to call them, are Alex Sanders, John Strong, Kris Knight, and Tony T., who gets to rough up two girls. The DVD extras include a 23-minute Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers, and Website info.
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Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Starring: Dave Hardman, Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Rick Masters, Bailey, Destiny, Julie Robbins, Andrew Andretti, Annie Cruz, Saana
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: Butt Busters #2 could have been a much better flick. All they had to do was employ better looking girls and add more heat to the sex. None of the five female performers could be considered for the A List of Pornland. Its really a carnival of ink, as all the girls come adorned with tattoos galore. That fact could be overlooked if the sex went high on the Volcano Meter. But, alas, there is very little chemistry between the performers, most of whom appear to be mulling the upcoming NFL Draft instead of having enjoyable sex. The girls are, in order: Julie Robbins, whose tits and thighs look like a relief map of Colorado (cant the camera just pull back a little to make her decent?) and who uses way too much eye shadow; Annie Cruz, a Philipino seen in far too many recent flicks to be of interest; Bailey, a brunette with heavy eye shadow and a few too many inches around the midriff; Destiny, whose next job could be as the tattooed woman in the circus; and Saana, who at least smiles a lot and tries to give the appearance shes semi-interested in the fucking and sucking.
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Release date: 8/9/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Suzy, Leslie Taylor, Lea de Mae, Vyona, Honey Winter, Nataly Brown, Jessica Day, Katy Red
Directed by: Anita Rinaldi
Review brief: Imagine, if you will, a porn flick with attractive women; good, hard sex without any rough stuff; an absence of slapping, choking, and spitting; and interesting interviews with the talent. Doesnt exist, you say? Well, I found one, and its called Never Been Touched. Okay, thats a hokey title. Not only have these girls definitely been touched, theyve done quite a bit of touching back, Id say. But, according to director Anita Rinaldi, all five girls are making their porn debut. This being a European production, all the girls use first names only. And there is certain amount of subtitling during the brief interviews before each scene. But once the action starts, the sex is solid and worth watching. The newbies include (in order): Honey, a Hungarian blonde; Natalia, a brunette from the Ukraine; Ili, a Hungarian brunette; Evi, also a brown-haired Hungarian; and Suzy, a blonde from Budapest. Natalia does the only anal and takes a facial, as does Ili. The rest of the scenes end with money shots south of the face. The girls are all attractive with nice to excellent bodies.
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Release date: 10/29/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006
Studio: Score
Starring: Jordan, Morgan, Martina, Tori, Neeo, Bibi Fox, Cage, Michael V., Brooke Summer
Review brief: Teen XXX Amateurs #5 is the latest from the Score Group that continues to score high in my book. They employ a simple premise - get attractive new faces and let them suck and fuck without screwing up the whole thing with stupid dialogue or abusive sex. The girls are treated like human beings who simply enjoy sex, not crack whores who can be dominated and demeaned. The girls are attired like real teens - braids, pigtails, knee sox, and schoolgirl uniforms. Unfortunately, most keep on at least part of their outfits throughout the entire action. Id rather see them completely naked by the second position change, but that is a small complaint. The sex may not be volcano hot, but it sizzles in many cases. When the girls arent fake moaning, they appear to actually be enjoying themselves. The male talent (uncredited, another minor issue with me) doesnt try to steal the thunder; they generally behave themselves and just fuck the girls hard.
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Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn, Nadia Nyce, Jassie, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Kody Coxxx, Nicki Hunter, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Brett Maverick
Review brief: Ass Pumpers suffers from what I call NDS, New Director Syndrome. Brett Maverick tries his hardest to ruin what could have been a decent flick by putting himself ahead of the talent. We do not watch porn to hear some kid repeating, Look at that! hundreds of times as he showcases (and fondles) the girls butts. Hey, Brett, weve seen butts before; show us some action. The talent tries hard to make up for the poor direction. But, in the end (so to speak), the lack of heat in the performers is evident and too difficult to overcome. Maverick insists on having the camera pointed in one position for way too long (usually at the dicks as they plunged into various orifices) and not showing the rest of the girls bodies or faces.
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Release date: 9/23/2005
Reviewed on: 1/13/2006
Studio: Eruption Films
Review brief: Cumfixation #1 is an all-oral flick that would have been much better had director Richard Moulton chosen to let the girls and their oral talents be the stars rather than talking incessantly throughout the action. Its difficult to concentrate on the blowjobs when the girls are interrupted by questions and comments. Although none of the girls give great deep throat, most know their way around a cock and give credible performances. There are 11 scenes, and most of the girls could be considered attractive. Of course, ugly women can still give good head. But its always nice for the eye candy to compliment the action. The girls are, in order: Dillon Lauren; Lisa Marie; Shauna Banks; Faith Grant; Sophia; Venus; Violet; Holly Day; Kinzie Kener and Cherry Lane (in a 2-on-1); Brittany Blue; and the always lovely Monika Sweetheart. During some of the scenes, the couples engage in a little 69, so its improper to call this strictly an All BJ feature.
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Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 1/13/2006
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Top Porn Stars sounds like a compilation but is, in fact, a new feature directed by Bridget Kerkove. Bridget has brought together some of the better looking talent and put them through a rugged wringer. The result: hard sex between veteran performers that is believable and interesting. All five scenes are boy/girl ending in facials, and three of them involve anal action and A2M. The sex tends to get a little abusive, with slapping, spanking, throat gagging, etc. Melissa Lauren has traded her trademark platinum blonde hair for a brunette look. She and a guy (either Chris Mountain or Alec Knighttheres no iding of the guys) have a torrid romp in the opener. Melissa looks hot, and she takes it up the pooper. Katja Kean and Mark Wood are next. Again, theres lots of anal probing and A2M action, just as there is in the third scene featuring Lauren Phoenix and some guy. Monica Mayhem and her more-tattooed-by-the-minute body get abused by Brian Surewood in the fourth scene, but theres no butt fucking.
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Release date: 10/12/2005
Reviewed on: 1/13/2006
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Daria Glower, Anita Queen, Belicia, Jennifer Stone, Nika Blond, Evelyn Lory, Carrie Cruise, Keana Moire, Simella, Britney Lightspeed, Nikol W., Renata Tomankova
Directed by: Max Candy
Review brief: Lady Lust #3 is an all-girl lezfest featuring some nice eye candy and plenty of pussy licking and exploration. The girls all appear to be Euros, and most range from attractive to gorgeous. Toys are utilized in most scenes. At a little over 2 hours, the DVD can get a little repetitive and boring. But taken in small doses (like one scene at a time) it can be a delight to voyeurs who wonder what really goes on behind the closed doors of horny girls. Theres good camerawork and nice sets throughout, and soft couples music accompanies most of the action. No single scene stands out from the others, as the action has a tendency to be formulated. The girls, in order, are: Simella and Anita Queen; Evelyn Lory and Jana Mrazkova; Carrie Cruise (Viktorie) and Daria Glower; Nikol and Angelina; Jennifer Stone and Belicia; and Celine and Nika. The DVD extras include a Photo Gallery, Trailers, Web Trailers, Company Info, and a Bonus Scene, which is, oddly enough, a boy/girl tryst with Lucy Lee and Denis Marti from Fucking Beautiful #7.
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Release date: 12/5/2005
Reviewed on: 1/4/2006
Studio: 18Eighteen
Starring: Katy, Valerie, Nika Blond, Justine Ashley, Ashley Gracie
Review brief: Tight Teen Slits is the latest from the Score Group that features brand-new (as far as I can tell), fairly attractive girls and unnamed guys having relatively hot sex. I believe all the talent is Euro, as there is little, if any, dialogue. Plus the girls all moan the same way and stare incessantly at the camera - a Euro staple. The scenes are basically the same: short setup, girl sucks guy, guy eats girl, 3-4 position changes, no anal action, nice facial finish, 20 minutes of action. The girls are, in order: brunette Ashley (shes the only non-facial girl), who looks good in her pigtails and fucks a guy who never shuts up; Kaitlyn, who has short, curly (almost kinky) brown hair and a smile as wide as the Atlantic Ocean despite the fact shes fucking some bearded, fat, ugly dude (probably her real-life s/o) whos a mute compared to the guy in the opener; cute blonde Lacie; blonde Cassie; and cute brown-haired Valerie. No last names given. The sex is well-shot, although the camera tends to stay on one angle for way too long. The sets are nice and well-lit.
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Release date: 8/18/2005
Reviewed on: 1/4/2006
Studio: Club Magazine
Starring: Jerry, Brooke, Gina Lynn, Lee Stone, Travis Knight, Brittney Skye, Shy Love, Harmony Rose, Lexie Marie, Jay Huntington
Directed by: Lorenzo Santini
Review brief: Flash #1 is hi-tech porn, which is a good thing if youre a young hipster who hates your daddys smut. Its filled with tons of MTV-style photography, cuts, edits, and music. Thats a bad thing if youre old school like me, but Ill try to stay objective. Shy Love is mentioned first here, although her scene is last. I find her breathtakingly beautiful, even with her terrible boob job. This brunette has a smile that could melt an igloo at the North Pole. And she knows how to take a facial! As for the others, cover girl Gina Lynn, a bottle blonde with inserts and huge fake eyelashes, opens the proceedings with a decent fuckathon (25 minutes) and takes a facial. She also in Scene 3, an all-girl outing with Harmony (Rose) and Lexi Marie. Not a very interesting scene, despite the presence of some toys. Another peroxide blonde, Brittney Skye, cavorts with Travis Knight in the second vignette.
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Release date: 10/8/2005
Reviewed on: 1/4/2006
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Brooke, Lyla Lei, Sydnee Capri, Brandi May, Romina, Angelina Rio
Directed by: Antonion Del Toro
Review brief: Fuck Em Young is a great idea. Too bad none of the girls is this Damaged production could be remotely considered young. Id guesstimate the youngest girl in the group is 23-24 years old. Not exactly what the title implies. The sex aint bad. Director Antonio del Toro does a pretty good job matching partners with similar chemistry. And he keeps the action fairly hot throughout. But the girls are strictly B-Listers, at best. Asian brunette Lyla Lei hasnt been eating too many salads recently, if you get my drift. But shes a screamer, yelling nasty expletives at her ebony partner throughout the opener. He takes him up the ass, does some A2M, and opens wide for a mouthful at the end. Brooke is a veteran with a horrible fairy tattoo on her tummy. She seems less than enthused, as evidenced by her Behind the Scenes bonus feature demeanor. Shed rather be at an IRS audit.
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Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 12/27/2005
Studio: Metro
Starring: Asia Carrera, Randy Spears, Cheyenne Silver, Noname Jane, Tanya Danielle, Nina Ferrari, Tawny Roberts, Sydnee Steele, Zora Banx, AnnMarie Rios
Review brief: Flawless #3 should be renamed Very Flawed #3. The folks at Cal Vista/Metro really know how to screw up a compilation, and this is proof positive. Where to startokay, the box cover lists nine actresses, yet shouts out in bold letters 10 of the hottest girls in adult! I could overlook that error, but not the fact that six (count em) six of the girls dont appear on the disc. The one guy they list on the cast, Randy Spears, also does not appear in any of the eight scenes. In addition, most of the missing girls pictures appear on the box, which smacks of bait and switch to this non-lawyer. So, if you obtained this disc to see Tanya Roberts (the gorgeous cover girl), Sydnee Steele, Zora Bank (their spelling, not mine or yours), Violet Blue, Ann Marie, or Asia Carrera, you are flat out of luck. The box also proudly announces a sizzling Bonus Scene from the hot and sexy Xara Diaz. Of course, there is no bonus scene at all.
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Release date: 9/14/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Tina Fine, Vanessa Michaels, Karina Kay, Bailey Brooks, Stacy Thorn, Claire Robbins, Mayh Monroe
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: Im So Young is an enticing title, and the cover girl (Karina Kay) is dressed like a parochial school girl. But a couple of the girls havent been called young in several years and the imagery is kind of ruined. Not that the sex isnt hard and driving and the girls arent capable performers. They just arent in that young category any more. And although none of them are ugly (a few could shave a bit closer to lose the pussy stubble), a couple would be considered attractive at best. Two brunettes, Myah Monroe and Claire, double-team Benjamin Bratt in the opener. Theres some good action here, if one ignores Benjamins bratty behavior. For one thing, he never shuts up, spewing insults and instructions throughout. The abuse continues with slapping, choking, gaping, A2M, anal action, and facials for both girls. Brunette Karina Kay and Alex Sanders romp in the second scene.
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Release date: 9/8/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005
Studio: NJ Films
Review brief: Up Euro Ass is a gape-lovers wet dream. Not being a big fan of gaping, Ill try to maintain objectivity here, but it is difficult. I just dont see the stroke factor in having a guy fuck a girls ass, stop every 10 strokes, and have the camera look down into her colon. Okay, maybe once per scene, I can handle it. But to do it repeatedly, 7-8 times, over the course of the scene gets boring and unoriginal. This isnt sex; its a college Human Anatomy film. Take away the gaping and you have a pretty solid fuck film here. The girls range from attractive to very cute. Every scene ends in a facial. The girls are, in order: blond Julie Silver; brunette Alexa May; fair-haired Sarah; Jessica (sporting short reddish hair); and blond Kathy (billed as Katy) Anderson.
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Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Randy Spears, Jasmin, Christie, Frank Gun, Dale Dabone, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, Becca Bratt, Barrett Blade, Andrea Moranty, Avena Lee, Tristan Seagal, Amber Rain, Jamie Brooks, Jack Spade, Lee Ann, Naudia Rio, Heather Hunt
Review brief: Seducing Young Naked Girls is a Simon Wolf compilation featuring some very good performers and lots of solid sex. The 10 scenes (including one labeled as a Bonus Scene), are snipped from various originals of the Wet Teens, Young Pink, and other such series. A cynic might infer that Simon Wolf/Pure Play is trying not to pass these things off as comps, based on the box cover come-ons.
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Release date: 9/12/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Mike Foster, Bruno SX, Valentina Velasquez, Audrey Hollander, Victoria Swinger, Otto Bauer, Adriana Rouso, Nikky Blond
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Catherine is a very high-budget Pure Play feature from director Michael Ninn. Combine high budget with Michael Ninn and you know what youll get - a ton of special affects, MTV-style editing, and very weird, surreal sex. You get five sex scenes in 120 minutes here, which means there is a ton of filler between the sucking and fucking. And most of it, to be honest, is hard to follow. The storyline/plot is overshadowed by the special effects, with lots of black and white cuts, slo-mo, heavily made-up girls, constant editing cuts, etc. I dont enjoy this type of flick. So Ill perform my duties as a reviewer by saying the stars are Audrey Hollander (who wears clown-like white makeup on her face), Valentina Velasquez, Nikki Blond (lesbian scene only), Adrianna Rouso (lesbian only), and Victoria Swinger. The usual Euro studs fill out the cast. Audrey does anal, A2M, DP, licks some pussy, and takes a couple facials. Valentina gets anal action, A2M, and a facial. Victoria gets a face blast. Im not sure who enjoys this stuff.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005
Studio: Score
Starring: Mia, Victoria, Monica Cameron, Anita Black, Majella
Review brief: Teen XXX Amateurs #2 is the second installment of this Euro series Ive reviewed, and I still cant find too much bad to say about it. This is a solid series filled with new, fresh, attractive girls and pretty good sex. OK, heres a negative: They dont identify the guys, most of whom are young and attractive (no, Im no gay) with nary a tat on their bodies. Now thats a fresh look! And the girls all go by just their first names, making it nearly impossible to determine if this is really their debut. Those are small problems compared to the wall-to-wall sex on this disc. There is a very short set-up to the action in each scene, then the sucking and fucking begin. There is no anal sex, and four of the five girls take facials. The sets are well-lit bedrooms and living room couches. The camera person is steady.
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Release date: 7/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Anastasia, Claudia Clair, Lisa Lee, Salma de Nora, Dragana Presley, Bibian Norai
Review brief: Teen Factor is another throw-away from Damaged Productions in Europe. Why do they even bother packaging this trash? Maybe it sells over there, but I doubt it will ever catch on in the U.S., where viewers tend to be very selective and expect a good product for their dollars. Where to startokay, only one of the six girls is even remotely close to being a teenager. The star (and I use that term loosely) is Bibian Norai, a blonde who might be old enough to have teens of her own. I cant tell you which girl is the youngest because, like most of Damageds products, there is no (zero, nada) attempt at identifying the performers. No director is credited, although I cant blame the person responsible for this mess for seeking anonymity. As usual with cheap Euro junk (as opposed to the classy films of companies like Private), the voice-overs are in pretty good English, but the dubbing of the performers voices reminds one of a typical conversation at Ellis Island. To their credit, the girls (whoever they are) avoid perpetually staring at the camera, another Euro tradition I hate.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005
Studio: Loaded Digital
Starring: Catalina, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Taylor Rain, Alaura Eden, Sophia Gently
Review brief: Anal Bandits is a 2004 compilation from Metro featuring some good looking performers and some very good anal sex. The scenes are snipped from a variety of originals (all gonzo type). Since most of these have been reviewed elsewhere on the Net, heres the scene breakdown (including the original feature): A cute (an unidentified) blonde and Mario - (unknown) Nikita Denise and Alex Sanders - Backseat Driver #17 Aurora Snow and Jay Ashley - Anal Excursions Taylor Rain and Mark Wood - Sodomize This #2 Catalina with Alex Sanders and another guy - Sorority Sex Sophia and Roxy Jezel with Lee Stone - Stone Cold Gauge and Mark Wood - Stop My Ass Is On Fire #10 Alaura Eden and Mark Wood - Stop My Ass Is On Fire #10 Sophie Evans and Mark Wood - Stop My Ass Is On Fire #9 Note to Metro on future compilations: Please identify the performers better, as well as the original features. If it wasnt for the trusty iafd.com, I wouldnt be able to id some of these scenes. And Id really like to know who the first girl was. Its an outdoor scene around a backyard swimming pool.
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Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Gina, Brandon Iron, Kat, Trent, D. Wise, Brad Baldwin, Andrew Andretti, Tone Capone, Delilah Strong, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Alicia Alighatti, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Haley Scott, Carmen Sancha, Ace, Tiffany Rayne, Jenny Hendrix
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Face Blasters #1 is an all oral flick that combines some decent girls with some not-so-decent face fucking and sticky mug finishes. It will appeal to those who enjoy watching hard skull fucking and faces left streaked with runny mascara and man juice. There are some multiple-dick sucking scenes (Delilah Strong takes on four cocks), and one double-header scene (Haley Scott and Kat on one guy). There is a short setup to each vignette, some of which are tedious and inane. But once the cocksucking starts, the action is hot and heavy. All the girls seem into their knob polishing and dont seem to mind the semi-abusive crap. The girls, in order, are: Courtney Cummz, Carmen Sansha, Alicia Alighotti, Strong, Gina, Tiffany Rayne, Hillary Scott, Jenny Hendrix, and the Haley Scott/Kat duo. While none are beautiful, most are at least cute and none are unattractive.
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Release date: 9/18/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Monti, Chandler, Rayveness, Allison Kilgore, Barbie Bell, Dru Berrymore, Maya Gold, Dani Woodward
Review brief: Dani Woodward and Friends is another New Machine compilation that pleased me more than most of their releases. Which is to say, I enjoyed more than just the main scene featuring the star performer. Seems New Machine is now packaging some old Puritan stuff together in these Greatest Hits comps. Thats a nice break from having to watch nothing but recycled Ed Powers and Randy West junk.
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Release date: 10/12/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Chris Cannon, Tiger, Cheyne Collins, Sunshine, Van Damage, Reno, Nick Manning, Kinzie Kenner, Marcos Leon, Buster Good, Haley Scott, Jersey Jaxin, Laveah
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: The girls in Teen Sensations #12 may not be the best looking in the porn industry, but youve got to give them credit for trying.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Angelina, Pamela, Kimberly Franklin, Lanny Barbie, Jenny Ryder, Mandy Allison, Jamie James, Leanna Bacci
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Wild on Sex #3 is a marginal lesbian flick featuring Jewel DeNyle as the hostess and a lineup of average looking girls as the lesbos. To be upfront and honest, Im not a huge fan of all-girl movies. But Id be willing to bet a months supply of lube that not too many real-life lesbians would find the action here either believable or sexy. Jewel introduces the girls before each segment, and shes in Montreal scouting for talent. We know, because Jewel calls the location the beautiful Montreal on several occasions. The girls here are loaded with tattoos and piercings. None would be considered an A-Lister. Theres lots of fake moaning throughout. And most of the girls engage in a practice Ive heard is actually taboo among true lesbians, sucking on dildos like they are cocks. Lesbians stay away from men for many reasons, and not having to suck dick is one of them. Theres also a tryst in a bathroom which looks most contrived and the action looks uncomfortable to the girls.
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Release date: 9/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/16/2005
Studio: Phoenix
Review brief: Reality Porn #1: Summer Luvin is Shane TVs almost all-girl outdoor pool romp. Aside from a brief blowjob sequence with Holly Hollywood and an unidentified non-pro surfer dude, the rest is a nearly 3-hour lezfest. Basically Shane (in a non-sex role) invites a bevy of her favorite beauties over for a pool party and lets them go at it in and around the pool. Holly, Alana Evans and Heather Hunt are the first threesome to square off. Theres lots of giggling and laughing and talking among the trio, which kind of removes any potential heat they might generate as they lick and stick each other with tongues, fingers, and toys. They look like theyre having fun, but not one of them ever approaches a climax. Redhead Katja Kassin and brunette Ramona Luv are next. These two seem to be more into the action and each other and actually look like they might be having orgasms. A strap-on dildo makes an appearance in this scene. The above mentioned BJ comes next, as does the guy, who gets his dick sucked in the back seat of an SUV at the beach.
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Release date: 10/6/2005
Reviewed on: 11/13/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, jessica drake, Shay Sights, Kris Knight, Michelle Lay, Talon, Eva Angelina, Keri Sable, Lauren Kain, Stormy Daniels
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Eternity is one of the more ambitious porn flicks you may ever see. Wicked spared very little expense in making this epic period piece. This flick is definitely couples material, assuming the couple has 2 ½ hours to kill. Personally, Ive never seen porn with this much storyline, so many cast members (tons of extras), tremendous costumes (most of it is set in Victorian times), a dancing horse (no kidding), a pistol duel, a sword fight, and the torching of a house. Stormy Daniels is the star, and she opens the story on her wedding day. As she makes the final adjustments on her gown, her mother, Veronica Hart, gives her a locket and starts telling the tale of the generations-old necklace and what it symbolizes. Back we go in time towell, Im not going to give you all the plotlines. Suffice to say Stormy plays her great-grandmother (a peasant) during the flashback. Randy Spears is the evil land baron shes forced to marry. I have no doubt Spears could have made it as an actor in legitimate Hollywood films had he not chosen the jizz biz. The entire cast is attractive.
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Release date: 10/12/2005
Reviewed on: 11/13/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brad Armstrong, Charmane Star, Tommy Gunn, Chris Evans, Lezley Zen, Barrett Blade, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Between the Sheets would be a good place for you to be with your significant other while watching this Wicked feature porn. Thats assuming your lover enjoys couples sex with a bit of a storyline. Kaylani Lei is the featured performer here, appearing in four of the six scenes. She also does the voice-over for the story, which basically relates her tale of one womans search for Mr. Right. The sex is subdued, shot in nice locations, accompanied by soft music. Condoms are used in every girl/boy scene. There is the token girl/girl encounter (Kaylani and Lezley Zen in a bar restroom), which involves a lot of licking and finger insertion, but no toys. The cast is attractive, with Charmane Star and Kirsten Price as other girls looking for love in all the wrong places. The guys include Chris Evans, Brad Armstrong (who also directed), Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, and Steven St. Croix. Other than the voice-over, the only spoken dialogue is brief, and its between Kaylani and Steven near the end of the 88-minute flick.
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