Dirty Fuckin' Pictures Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/10/2006

“Dirty Fuckin’ Pictures” is certainly dirty, and there’s a lot of fuckin’ going on, but it’s nothing but average by today’s porn standards.

The problems start with the cast. While none of the girls here could be considered unattractive, there are no drop-dead gorgeous ones either. And with Rod Fontana in four scenes, you know the male talent isn’t exactly eye catching (Dirty Harry, Valentino, Silvio Mato, and Byron Long round out the cast).

Then there is the issue of abuse. The guys call the girls bimbos and tramps, drag them around by their hair, slap ‘em, throat gag ‘em, and generally coerce them to submit to whatever they want. The dialogue borders on verbal rape.

As for the sex itself, when the guys aren’t trashing the girls, there’s some good, hard fucking. Four of the five girls (save Mallory Knoxxx in the finale) take it in the pooper and all take facials. Each scene involves one girl with 2 or 3 guys.

The girls are, in order: Liza Harper; Desire Moore (who also does DP and A2M); Julie Night (another DP’er); Kelly Wells; and Knoxxx, who also pees through her panties. Now that’s sexy!

The DVD includes as extras…nothing! Obviously, the production company, Dead Men Hanging, isn’t putting out any more dough than the bare minimum.