Hustler's Taboo 5 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  3/9/2006

“Taboo 5” from Hustler is a very strange flick. There’s not a whole lot even an Amish minister would consider “taboo” until the final scene. Mostly, it’s just girls dressed in fetish outfits and weird makeup getting screwed. Certainly nothing out of the ordinary.

Then we get to the fifth scene, and Tommy Gunn, looking very disturbed and whacked out, goes through seven minutes of semi-torture with Haley Paige, who is tied up to an electrical contraption in a dank dungeon. He hooks up a battery to her at one point to give her a little shock therapy. He calls her a “bitch.” But pretty soon it’s porn as usual with her sucking him and getting both her holes filled. He eventually cums into a hose thingamabob and it supposedly runs down into her mouth. But then she spits out what looks like a half gallon of milk, not his boy juice. Oh yeah, and it looks like she’s been in that dungeon awhile because she’s dirty and filthy. Weird!

The first scene features blond Michelle B. taking on two guys (Van Damage and Jerry), who appear to be her slaves. She gets analed and DPed before taking a double tongue coating. Another blonde, Brooke Haven rumbles with Jack Lawrence in a rather tame scene, too tame for a movie with this title.

Melissa Lauren, with a feathered Mardi Gras-type mask over her face and brown hair, is next. She’s been around a while, but she still cute as heck. Here she gives a spirited performance with Jack Lawrence (two scenes in a row?), including some anal fucking and a nice facial with some loving PCH to end things.

The fourth scene has two blondes, Mia Bangg and Barbara Summer, tag-teaming Talon. Again, nothing out of the ordinary here. Barbara takes it up the butt and the girls share a face splattering.

Director Andrea DiAngelo must have trained at the Euro School of Formula Porn. All the girls stare incessantly at the camera and moan unconvincingly. The music is upbeat and decent, as are the camera work and lighting.

Wonder if Hustler ever released Taboos 1-4, because I can’t find reference to them anywhere, including their website. Also, Haley Paige is referred to as “Alley” in the opening and closing credits, but by her correct moniker on the box cover and in the Scene Selection feature.