Bedroom Babes Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  4/24/2006

Okay, guys. You’ve finally convinced your conservative s/o to watch some porn with you, but you don’t want to gross her out with anything remotely extreme. Well, “Bedroom Babes” might be the right flick to view with your porn newbie.

Certainly no raincoaters or strokers are going to waste their time with this artsy fartsy drivel. If the easy-listening music and soft focus photography aren’t enough to make you hit the FF button, the slo-mo shots (including cumshot replays) and lingering foreplay action will.

Aside from a short anal boinking in the opening scene, there is no abuse heaped on the girls. The oversaturated lighting and Muzak background could keep a nun tuned in. Most of the performers are at least mildly attractive, some downright gorgeous (Caroline Cage). There are a couple girl/girl romps if you want to introduce your porn rookie to the “dark side.” Three of the scenes end in facials.

I’m sure there’s a market for this genre of porn. But you won’t find me shopping in the aisle.