Barely Legal 54 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/7/2006

“Barely Legal #54” continues the tradition of this long-running series; that is, showing young girls having sex in strange places. Hustler apparently doesn’t believe that people have sex in bed any more. The first two vignettes of this volume take place on couches, but after that we’re witness to sexy romps in a barn, in a restaurant, and on a strip club stage. Hustler does love their sets, don’t they?

The sex itself is very tame. Aside from the facials that end every scene, there is no anal sex, no rough stuff…just semi-attractive folks banging away methodically and banally. Hey, I guess the formula works or there wouldn’t be 54 volumes of this popular series.

The girls are, in order: brunette Victoria Sweet; blonde Madison Lynn; brunette Tiffany Holiday; blonde Charlotte Stokely (credited as Charlotte Sokely); and blonde Memphis Monroe. While they all make an attempt at trying to look hot and bothered by the action, the girls (within the confines of the vapid storylines) just aren’t believable. They all look like they’d rather be undergoing root canals than fucking their partners.

This is vanilla porn at its best (or worst), perfect for Midwest schoolgirls getting their first gander at smut. Nothing too shocking, but nothing extremely hot either.

The DVD extras include a Slide Show, Trailers, Phone Sex numbers, and Hustler Website info. No condoms were used.