Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 2)
Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jasmine, Tommy Gunn, Noname Jane, Smokie Flame, Vanessa Lane, Austyn Moore
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Head Master 2 is a couples flick from Adam & Eve, so you can be assured of a few things: The sex will be tastefully done, the sets and costumes will be creatively lavish, and the film will basically be boring. There are six vignettes in this one, and only the first one (involving newcomer Austyn Moore and Tommy Gunn) has anything to do with school, so the title is a bit misleading. Hes the teacher, shes the student, and they romp around a classroom before he drops his load on her tummy. The other segments include (in order): Violet Blue and Jazmin double-teaming Niko in a sultans abode; Smokie Flame and Marco Duato getting it on in a park atop a motorcycle, where she takes the films only anal insertion; Austyn (Again? So soon?) and Evan Stone in a barnyard next to (and, for a short time, atop) a horse; Roxanne Hall and Kris Knight as a nun and a priest in a church (which is sure to piss off any religious viewers); and Vanessa Lane and Chris Evans as, respectively, a drill instructor and a soldier in a night-time soiree in a field. Roxanne and Vanessa take the only facials.
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Release date: 6/19/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Marlene, Simone De Marco, Ellen Saint, Natalli DiAngelo, Diana Lion
Review brief: Anal POV 7 could have been a terrific flick. Instead, thanks to some typical Euro shenanigans, its simply average. The problems? First, its not an entirely POV-shot flick. At some points, a third party holds the camera and captures different angles of the action. Not that thats such a bad thingI actually get tired of the same angle throughout a scene. But that clearly makes it a mislabeled title and it should not be called POV. In addition, when the guy is holding the camera, there is constant shaking and poor centering on the girl. It cant be easy (Id never try it!), but leave this type of difficult filming to the pros who know how to fuck and shoot at the same time. Next, the actors (who were not identifiedshame on you, Devils Film) never shut up. If theyre not sweet-talking the girls (in Broken English, no less), theyre giving instructions or, even worse, moaning like theyve never had sex before. As the commercial says, Men should act like men Lastly, theres a lot of A2P and gaping. The gaping simply ruins the cohesiveness of the scene. The A2P is just a personal turnoff.
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Release date: 4/25/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006
Studio: Cal Vista
Starring: Noname Jane, Brett Rockman, Taylor Rain, Talon, Kris Slater, Dani Woodward, Shy Love, Otto Bauer, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Justine Joli, Andrea Brooke
Directed by: Astrux
Review brief: Wild in Vegas is a mixed bag if ever there was one. Combine above-average sex with absolutely worthless footage from the 2005 AVN Convention and youd better have fresh batteries in your remote because the FF button is going to get a workout. First, the sex. Dani Woodward, Taylor Rain, Nadia Styles, and Shy Love all give solid performances in their one-on-one romps. Taylor and Shy do anal, and Dani, Nadia, and Shy take open-mouth facials. The three-way lezfest between Randi Wright, Justine Jolie, and Violet Blue contains little heat and is strictly filler for fans of any of these three. In between the sex scenes is what amounts to a 30-minute promotion for Andrea Brooke and her suitcase pimp, Zolar. Brooke won a 2002 contest and is now referred to as Miss Howard Stern. She has competed in, and won, a couple Dumbest Stripper contests, which will come as no surprise to anyone watching her here. Despite an absolutely horrid sound quality throughout the movie, Brookes lack of personality and self-esteem comes shining through.
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Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Mark Wood, Phoebe, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Jasmine Tame, Courtney Simpson, Aubrey Addams, Aubery Banks, Misty Magenta
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Tight Teen Twats is a pretty decent porn flick which features attractive girls having good old fashioned hard sexand enjoying it. What a concept! Director Juan Cuba may not be the best interviewer around (see the Bonus Scene and the BTS segment for proof), but he knows how to get his performers fired up for some serious screwing. And he knows his way around the female anatomy with a camera, usually coming up with the perfect angle to showcase the girls bodies. The male performers dont try to steal the scenes from the girls as is so often the case these days in porn. Instead, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stephano, Mark Wood, and Juan himself simply get hard, fuck hard, and cum hard without a bunch of unnecessary harassment. The girls, while maybe not drop-dead gorgeous, are all very attractive and/or cute. They are, in order, Misty Magenta (a red haired Latina), blond cuties Courtney Simpson and Jasmine Tame, auburn haired Phoebe, and two blonde sweeties (Aubrey Addams and Aubrey Banks) who double-team Stephano in the finale.
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Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Legal Pink
Starring: Tabata Lima, Daniela Matarazzo
Review brief: Young Virgins Ass is the latest Europorn churned out by the Legal Pink studio. As with most of their titles, there are plenty of attractive girls getting fucked hard untilit all comes crashing down by the constant breaks in the action. Watching a cute young thing getting her butt drilled nice and hard is great. Watching the guy stop every 5-6 strokes to show the girls gaping asshole, or to have her suck on the guys dick, or to transfer it to her pussy, is not only distracting, its boring. Typical of most Euro porn, the girls are barely identified. They are made up to look like teenagers, though its doubtful any of them are younger than 20. The girls all do the camera-staring thing and fake moan to the nth power. They all take it up the ass, perform A2M, and take facials. There are three blondes (Ondy, Tabata Laima, and Anda), and three brunettes (Stasy, Viona, and Daniella Matarezzo). If the guys would stop stopping, the sex would be considered volcanic.
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Release date: 3/17/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Cheyne Collins, Nick Manning, Katrina Kraven, Jenaveve Jolie, Buster Good, Hailey Young, Sunny Lane, Gianna Lynn, Naudia Nyce, Roxy Deville, Amber Rayne
Review brief: Sick Girls Need Sick Boys #2 isnt your daddys porn, thats for sure. There are references to drugs. One of the male performers is killed (or at least the slaying is implied). One girl starts her scene tied to a wall with fake blood on her boobs. At least there is no deception in the title; this is sick shit. Aside from the theatrics, however, the sex is semi-hot. Naomi, in the opener, has a most sultry look and appears to love taking Cheyne Collins cock up her ass. She takes a closed mouth facial. Roxy DeVille and Gianna Lynn, a pair of brunettes, are featured in the next two scenes. Neither burn up the screen, but they give solid performances and take open-mouth money shots. Next is a four-girl lezout with Katrina Kraven, Amber Rayne, Jenaveve Jolie, and Naudia Nyce. All have looked better (like when they wake up in the morning with a hangover). There are some toys inserted into butts here, but the bad makeup and uncomfortable-looking set make this one tough to watch. Hailey Young and Buster Good are next in a truly uninspiring performance that ends in a torso cumshot.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Angela, Monica, John West, Cytherea, Bridget Sloan, Cindy Silk, Jessica Rivers
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Cytherea Falls is packaged in possibly the most misleading box cover in porn history. And the movie aint much better. What do the phrases The Ultimate in Squirting and Squirt-A-Thon! conjure up to you? Personally, I thought it would be non-stop, wall-to-wall squirting from all the performers. Well, it isnt, as Cytherea is the only girl to do the squirting thing. Granted, she does it 10-12 times in her lone, 21-minute scene, but that hardly makes a two-hour flick a Squirt-A-Thon. Okay, its the porn industry and we should just accept the hype and move on. That would be fine, except aside from Cythereas romp, theres nothing of value here. The other five non-squirting, unidentified, below-average looking girls barely got my attention. Theres a two girl/two guy scene in a pool, and three one-on-ones. The final girl does anal. Not a facial in the bunch. So, not only do we NOT know who fucked and sucked in the final four scenes, we dont really care.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Anita, David, Ilona, Frank, George, Veronika, Greg, Dillon, Sheridan, Zafira, Emese, JeJe
Directed by: Tony Vidson
Review brief: Desires of the Innocent #4 has a cast of mainly Euro girls and guys, which translates to repetitive, boring, tepid sex. And while the girls are all basically attractive, the sex is so dull its hard to stay interested. If you like gaping assholes and A2M, youll get a ton of it here. Personally, I dont see the turn-on when its done 10-12 times in each scene. Id rather just see the guy fuck the girl good and hard and dispense with the constant breaks. Try that in real life and your girl will soon become your ex-girl. Cute little brunette Sweety and George Uhl are the opening pairing. She does the typical camera-staring and fake moaning before taking a facial. Brunette Zafira and Thomas follow with another boring, uninspired effort, though this one includes lots of anal and A2M and a pussy popshot. Sandra Biomei and Katy Caro tag team David Perry and Greg Centauro next. Both girls get analed, and cute little Katy gets DPd before both get their tongues covered in guy goo. Attractive, brown-haired Vyona and Frank Major are next.
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Release date: 3/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Carmen Luvana, Melissa Lauren, Sondra Romain
Directed by: Barry Wood
Review brief: Flesh Gallery is an artsy couples film with some decent talent and average sex. The whole thing is shot in dark locations, there is no dialogue, and one of the scenes is so chopped up it might as well be on five separate discs. Carmen Luvana and Manuel Ferrara start things off in an art gallery. Theres no opening blowjob, Manuel just plays with her a bit and shoves his cock into her. Then the scene stops Dark-haired Melissa Lauren (I liked her looks better as a blonde) and Chris Charming are next. Theres some anal action here and a money shot on her tits. Carmen and Manuel are back, and theyoh, who cares, Ive lost interest because I know theyll show portions of this scene at the end of each of the following vignettes and it cannot hold my interest in that way. Sandra Romaine and Lee Stone are in a dark bar on the pool table. They romp through the usual position changes before Sandra lets Lee do a bank shot on her mug. Next comes a girl-girl between Mia Smiles andta daCarmen Luvana.
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Release date: 3/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Stacey Sweet, Nicki Hunter, Kelsey Michaels, Madeline Marks, Samantha Steele
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Rawditions is a decent stroke film featuring relatively new girls and good, hard sex. The rookies are interviewed at the beginning of each scene, then jump into action eagerly. What makes this different is that the neophytes sex partner does the interview. So, in the case of leadoff hitter Madeline Marks, shes interviewed by Evan Stone. The sex is, as expected, better than the q&a session. Theres pretty good chemistry here, and Stone drops a load of little Evans on Madelines sweet face to end things. Blonde Samantha Steele and Billy Glide are next. Samantha may not be the cutest girl around, but shes a spitfire in bed and accepts his face splattering with a smile. Director Roy Karch puts in a twist at this point, bringing in a first-timer guy, Jack Frost. Hes a good-looking kid. His partner is older (but well-preserved) Nicki Hunter. She wants him so bad she cuts the interview short, then jumps his bones.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Holly Wellin, Kendra Allen, Hailey Young, Rosanna Rose, Joanna Angel, Jade Starr
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Young Sluts, Inc. #19 features some average girls having lukewarm sex, which adds up to a disappointing combination. You seldom see Kendra Allen or Holly Wellin doing anything but burning up the set. Yet here they barely begin to percolate. Perhaps Kendra is stymied by the distracting Band-Aid on her shoulder or the smeared lipstick on her face. And maybe Holly just cant get excited Van Damage in a cold, barren garage when a perfectly good couch or bed is just steps away in the house. The first scene is a lezfest between Hailey Young and Jade Starr, which actually got a little interesting. Then Kendra and Steven St. Croix do their halfhearted thing and it starts to feel like Antarctica. But here come James Deen to the rescue. He and brunette Joanna Angel engage in what can best be described as a pro wrestling match without the folding chairs and figure-4 leg locks. He sticks his fingers, not on her tongue, but all the way into her mouth. She spanks her so hard her butt turns beet red, always an attractive feature. He forcefully shoves his forearm across her neck.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony T., Tommy Gunn, Taylor Rain, Jessica Jaymes, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Stacy Thorn, Haley Paige
Directed by: Bill Maroni
Review brief: World Poke Her Tour is the busted straight of porn movies. Considering the hot girls who first sit down at the green felt table, this one could have been a royal flush. But watching this boring flick is like sitting in a Hold em game for an hour without playing a hand. The problem isnt the girls, who are among my favorites: Stacy Thorn, Dillan Lauren, Brooke Haven, Haley Paige, Taylor Rain, and Marlena (in order of appearance). Whats wrong here is that all the girls have to fuck guys on a setthe same set, in fact. So we get to watch six sex scenes with the same stark background. In addition, the sex is by the numbers. The girls, for the most part, look as bored as the viewer feels. There is little spark between the performers making the action repetitive and uninteresting. This despite the fact that every scene involves anal sex, A2M and facials. The final scene, the one were supposed to remember forever as the credits roll, is a masturbation solo by Marlena.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Badass Pictures
Starring: Alex Sanders, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Ricky, Paris, Rafe, Tawny Roberts, Olivia Saint, Mark Ashley, Juliana Kincaid, Ashley Blue, Vanessa Rubec, Simone Claire, Danni, Trent Tesoro, Jennifer Luv, Tabitha Blue
Review brief: Virgin Patrol is a new compilation from Metro Interactive. Most of the ten scenes are snipped from previously-released Metro features released earlier this decade. Some of my favorite performers are featured here, including Tawny Roberts, Ashley Blue, Danni Slam, and Audrey Leigh. All these scenes range from tepid to volcanic. Theres really not a bad scene in the bunch. Since most of the original features have been reviewed elsewhere on the Internet, what follows is a scene breakdown, including the original titles. Jennifer Luv and Alex Sanders (Finally Legal #10) Ashley Blue and Trent Tesoro (unknown) Tawny Roberts and Rick y (Wild Cherries #1) Danni Slam and Pat Myne (unknown) Simone Claire and Rafe (Anal Excursion #1) Tabitha Blue and Jay Ashley (Finally Legal #7) Vanessa Rubec and Pat Myne (Runaway Teens) Olivia Saint and Mark Ashley (Teen Patrol #1) Paris and Pat Myne (Teen Spirit) Audrey Leigh (Juliana Kincaid) and Mark Ashley (Teen Patrol #2) All in all, this is a good title for both strokers and couples.
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Release date: 3/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Carmen, Noname Jane, Tyra, Sunrise Adams, Jenna Haze, Krystal Steal, Ana Nova, Ariana Jollee, Kayla Marie, Leah Luv, Teagan Presley, Nadia Styles, Katja Kassin
Review brief: Nuttin Hunnies #3 is a cumshot aficionados wet dream. If you hate storylines, plots, mood settings, and foreplay, this is the disc for you. 81 scenes, most lasting about 2 minutes, most ending with lots of sperm landing on cute girls faces. Some of the industrys biggest stars make brief appearances, including Sunrise Adams, Ariana Jolee, Dana Vespoli, Gauge, and Katja Kassin. The brief fuck and shoot snippets are garnered from many of the more popular series, including: 2 Dicks in One Chick, Animal Trainer, Big Cock Seductions, Naughty College School Girls, and Teen Dreams. This probably shouldnt be shared with a porn newbie. It can get repetitive and boring.
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Release date: 3/15/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: FusXion
Starring: Christian XXX, Jasmine, Alberto Rey, Scott Lyons, Annika, Chris Mountain, Brandi Lyons, Gen Padova, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Bardot
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove
Review brief: Juicy #4 is an average porno with some decent talent but no real energy. The sex is strictly by-the-numbers and barely registers on the heat-o-meter. Gen Padova is one of the sexiest girls in the jizz biz these days, but here shes confined to a lezout with a semi-cute brunette (Annika) in the final scene. What a waste! Brandi Lyons is very cute and a sizzling performer at times, but she is hardly box cover material. Jasmine Byrne has a marginally warm romp with two studs, but one is so bored he leaves in the middle of the scene. Sorta the way I felt! The Illustrated Lady, Lexi Bardot, is, well, colorful if not hot. Asian hottie Gianna Lynn has perhaps the best sex when she takes on Chris Mountain. Jasmine and Lexi take it up the butt, but theres not a facial to be seen, something nearly mandatory for a sizzling porn flick.
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Release date: 2/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: High Def Erotica
Starring: Sharon Wild, Felix Vicious, Lexi Lamour, Jack Lawrence, Vanessa Lane, Katrena Starr, Rusty Nails [I] (male)
Review brief: For you skiers out there, you know there are always hot chicks on the slopes and around the bars at the end of the ski day. Well, if you expect to see any of them in Girls Gone Skiing, youll enjoy a gnarly face plant more. In what may be a candidate for worst porn film of all time, there is an absolute dumbass plot, worse acting than in your standard junior high school production, and sex colder than the moguls on the mountain. There might be a total of two minutes of actual skiing action, and Sharon Wild looks like shes been on a few black diamond runs in her time. But the other girls (Katrena Star, Felix Vicious, and Vanessa Lane) are helpless and hopeless. Keep your finger on the FF button between sex scenes (and maybe during them also) to spare yourself the agony of the dialogue and storyline. Its almost painful to watch. As for the sex, there are three boy/girl scenes, one girl/girl, and the grand finale - a four-girl lezfest. Sharon takes a bit of an anal pounding, but aside from that the action is tame, repetitive, and uninspiring.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Barrett Blade, Nyomi Marcela, Kurt Lockwood, Shy Love, Jessica Sweet, Eva Angelina, Jean Val Jean, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Styles, Seth Dickens, Scott Nails, Hillary Scott, James Deen, Sunny Lane, Nikki Hilton, Kapri Styles, Sascha Koch
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: Britney Rears #2 (aka I Wanna Get Laid!) is an unexpected delight. I really wasnt expecting to be entertained by the story of a pretentious yet ditzy pop star. But Britney Rears (aka Jessica Sweet) is a solid actress and shes surrounded by an able cast. You may actually take your finger off the FF button between sex scenes. There is scattered humor, and director Will Rider keeps the plot moving at a decent pace. Britney is sizzling in her three scenes, and the rest of the girls are smoldering at times, including Shy Love, Hillary Scott, and Jenaveve Jolie. Britney is the only one to take it up the pooper, but all of them get a face spray at the end of the sex. There are a couple three-on-ones and a two-on-one. In other words, something for everyone. I consider this one of the best of the sex comedies of this decade.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Starring: Kendra Allen, Ashley Licks, Daryn Darby, Lacie Heart, Amber Rayne
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: To be completely honest up front, Ive never been a fan of Mr. Petes work as an actor. But I have to admit I actually semi-enjoyed his directing in Breakin in the New Chick #3. I mean, hes no Alex DeRenzy, but he is already miles ahead of guys whove been in the business for decades and still dont know how to film a decent sex scene. Did someone say Ed Powers name? Pete knows how to keep the action moving and utilizes nice sets, good lighting, and capable camera people. The action is interesting and he keeps the performers moving through their assigned positions every couple minutes, thus not boring us to tears. The title of this series is a bit misleading as none of the six girls are rookies. They range from a handful of titles under their belt to more than 20. But their freshness is still evident and they most all give spirited performances. The girls are, in order: blonde Lacie Heart (who works with Brandon Iron); big ebony girl Ashley Licks (Mr. Pete); slendor brunette Amber Rayne (Mark Wood); blondes Kendra Allen and Daryn Darby (a threeway with Mr.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Van Damage, Tyler Faith, Kendra Allen, Derrick Pierce, Franchezca Valentina, Isabella Sky, Amber Rayne, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: The Barely Legal series, which would have us believe that all young women think of nothing other than having sex in strange places, has reached its 57th edition. And, sure enough, the girls in these five scenes get laid everywhere but in bed. Isabella Sky and Tyler Faith get horny on the Wankers radio talk show set. Of course, they act on their impulses and stage a standard lezout right there before God and the FCC. Kara Mynor (aka Kara Bare) romps with Derrick Pierce is some sort of warehouse. The sex is as cold as the cement floor their standing on. Cute blonde Kendra Allen has a hot tub encounter with Dez. And to say she looks bored is to be generous. She fake moans and looks around at the folks behind the camera throughout this lackluster vignette. Brunette Franchezca Valentina heats it up some with a decent tryst on a pool table with Van Damage. If youve never tried fucking on a pool table, rest assured it is uncomfortable and distracting.
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Release date: 8/12/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Dane
Starring: Domino, Mariesa Arroyo, Olivia O'Lovely, Mason Storm
Directed by: Drew Rose
Review brief: Latinas Sabrosas #1 could have been muy caliente had it employed a couple better looking senoritas. Unfortunately, we instead get some overweight, overly inked girls whod be hard-pressed to get a double-take from horny, drunken sailors in Tijuana. The exception is Domino, a very cute brunette with a lithe, natural body and a penchant for hot sex. She romps with Alec Knight in an office in the opening scene. This girl knows how to suck cock and take a hard pounding, and she accepts his load with an open mouth and a grin. Mason Storm and Olivia OLovely are decent performers, heat-wise, but they need to lay off the double-cheese burritos for awhile. They each have one-on-ones (with Brandon Iron and John West, respectively) and, basically, go through the motions with a total lack of enthusiasm, especially receiving their facials. Mariesa Arroya is last (What, only four scenes? Yep!) and shes back in that same office with Alex Metro.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Bailey, Leah Luv, Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Charlotte Stokely
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Hustlers Barely Legal Corrupted #6 features some hot girls but, unfortunately, is ruined by terrible camera work, bad lighting, and less than enthusiastic performances. Weve all seen (in order of appearance) Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Leah Luv, Bailey, and Charlotte Stokely engage in volcanic sex. They are, for the most part, experienced porn stars who know how to suck and fuck and dramatically raise the temperature of a room. Hard to say why their performances here are lukewarm, at best. Georgia, Leah, and Bailey take anal poundings. All the girls take facials. Leah gets DPed. So whats missing? Possibly some direction from the director, who seems more concerned with demonstrating all the unique angles from which to shoot the sex rather than the action itself. He employs that most annoying technique of shooting the sex from around corners (like a voyeur) or from behind plant leaves. And the lighting produces a white-out effect way too often.
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Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Van Damage, Kaiya Lynn, Barry Scott, Jenna Presley, Sasha Knox, Brea Bennett, Vanessa Lynn, Kraig Kraagen
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal #55 continues the theme of this long-running series, which is, of course, young girls having sex in odd places. You could watch 10 volumes of this series and not see two people having sex in a bed. Instead, directors Clive and Erica McLean would have you believe it is the fantasy of every teen girl to get fucked (in order): on a golf cart in a boatyard in broad daylight (Vanessa Lynn); on the floor in a greasy garage (a lezout between very cute blonde Brea Bennett and Asian Kaiya Lynn); beside a backyard pool with the pool boy (what an overused plot theme!) (Chelci); in a locker room shower with a coach (Sasha Knox); and on a car hood in a park (Jenna Presley, a very cute brunette). In keeping with the tradition of this mysteriously popular series, each vignette is preceded with a voiceover from the girl explaining how she entrapped her sex partner.
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Release date: 1/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Legal Pink
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Sandra, Lolita, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Liz Honey, Alex Forte
Review brief: Bubblegum Virgins is a classic example of taking a sexual fetish too far. The theme of the flick is young girls enjoying candy while they have sex. But there comes a time during the action when its time to drop the suckers and swallow the cocks. The Euro cast is intent on carrying the fantasy to the extreme, with the girls still licking lollipops and snapping their gum when they should be sucking and fucking. The pigtails and teenager outfits keep the little girl atmosphere alive; theres no need for the girls to hold on to the candy props throughout the sex. It just gets boring and repetitive, not to mention sticky in places you dont want it to be sticky. In typical Euro fashion, the girls are mostly identified only by first names (Susana, Lolita, Sandra, and Esmerelda, as well as Yasmine Gold and Liz Honey). So its difficult to tell if any of them are newbies. But generally they suck and fuck like rookies; that is, without emotion while staring blatantly into the camera.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Missy Monroe, Barbara Summer, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Tame, Jenaveve
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: Hotsex.com is hot when compared to, say, January in Alaska. Despite the presence of some very attractive girls, the temperature barely rises above tepid. Defining hot sex is, of course, subjective. But I need more than one anal pounding, three facials (out of five scenes), and one squirt to consider a flick above average, heat-wise. Take the second scene, for example. Eva Angelina, looking very cute in dark-framed glasses) takes on Manuel Ferrara in a restaurant. What could have been a very hot session is destroyed (yes, thats the proper word) by the camera work. Using that hackneyed porn staple of flower pot shooting, the camera shoots much of the action from behind a glass of wine sitting on a table in front of the fucking duo, completely wrecking the atmosphere. Who is director Jerome Tanner making this movie for, himself or the viewing audience, when he employs this type of camera angle? Is he so bored with shooting sex that he looks for new inventive ways to do it? Well, he should stop looking.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Playhouse
Starring: Carmen, Lisa, Jane, Caroline Cage, Renato, Chrystal, Clark, Roly Reeves, Gina Blue, Daphnie, Pedro, Victoria Princess
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Okay, guys. Youve finally convinced your conservative s/o to watch some porn with you, but you dont want to gross her out with anything remotely extreme. Well, Bedroom Babes might be the right flick to view with your porn newbie. Certainly no raincoaters or strokers are going to waste their time with this artsy fartsy drivel. If the easy-listening music and soft focus photography arent enough to make you hit the FF button, the slo-mo shots (including cumshot replays) and lingering foreplay action will. Aside from a short anal boinking in the opening scene, there is no abuse heaped on the girls. The oversaturated lighting and Muzak background could keep a nun tuned in. Most of the performers are at least mildly attractive, some downright gorgeous (Caroline Cage). There are a couple girl/girl romps if you want to introduce your porn rookie to the dark side. Three of the scenes end in facials. Im sure theres a market for this genre of porn.
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