Wild In Vegas Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  10/8/2006

“Wild in Vegas” is a mixed bag if ever there was one. Combine above-average sex with absolutely worthless footage from the 2005 AVN Convention and you’d better have fresh batteries in your remote because the FF button is going to get a workout.

First, the sex. Dani Woodward, Taylor Rain, Nadia Styles, and Shy Love all give solid performances in their one-on-one romps. Taylor and Shy do anal, and Dani, Nadia, and Shy take open-mouth facials. The three-way lezfest between Randi Wright, Justine Jolie, and Violet Blue contains little heat and is strictly filler for fans of any of these three.

In between the sex scenes is what amounts to a 30-minute promotion for Andrea Brooke and her suitcase pimp, Zolar. Brooke won a 2002 contest and is now referred to as “Miss Howard Stern.” She has competed in, and won, a couple “Dumbest Stripper” contests, which will come as no surprise to anyone watching her here. Despite an absolutely horrid sound quality throughout the movie, Brooke’s lack of personality and self-esteem comes shining through. The closest she comes to being “wild,” is when she actually breaks into a smile.

Zolar is her “agent,” and a more obnoxious person does not exist on this Earth. When he’s not self-promoting himself and Brooke, he’s reliving his adolescence with a bevy of porn stars. He also proves the axiom that “white men shouldn’t try to act black.” To call him the village idiot is to insult all village idiots; he’s actually the nation’s idiot.

The convention coverage was so extensive that they needed a second disc to include the DVD Extras. Don’t bother inserting it into your player. The Behind the Scenes segment is basically the same stuff you’ll see during the feature (without the sex), plus more blabbering by Zolar and unintelligible comments by Brooke.

If this is the vehicle which catapults Brooke to superstardom, the future of our civilization is a very scary thought.