Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 16)
Release date: 10/6/2003
Reviewed on: 3/29/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Mark Ashley, Malorie Marx, Betty Sue, Dani Woodward, Cytherea, Jamie Brooks, Mason Rivers, Benjamin Brat, Andrea Spinks
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal #40 is the usual stiff sexcapade from Clive McLean and Hustler. They girls range from very cute to average in attraction. The guys dont seem very enthused, so who can blame the girls if they react likewise? Average-looking blond Jamie Brooks starts off in an outdoor scene with Mason. She is wearing a plaid shirt, which she unbuttons but never completely removes. She starts with some okay sucking, then lets Mason return the favor right on a picnic table in a park. They screw mish and doggie before he delivers a marginal shot to her mouth, most of which ends up on the ground. Cute Dani Woodward coaxes Benjamin Brat into her bedroom by playing with herself while he peeks through a window. He goes down on her on the bed, then she gives him some decent head. They proceed through the standard mish, doggie and RC before he blows his cookies on her sweet open mouth. She delivers some outstanding PCH. Cytheria is a knockout brunette (here sporting cornrows, a fashion faux pas on her part) with a body to die for and a wonderful smile.
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Release date: 9/18/2003
Reviewed on: 3/29/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Peter North, Julian, Honey, Steve Holmes, Hannah Harper, Mark Ashley, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Trent Tesoro, Faith Grant
Directed by: Peter North, Richie Zaye
Review brief: Anal Addicts #12 follows the tradition of this most enjoyable series. The DVD features two very cute and three other semi-attractive women. The setups and dialogue are kept to a minimum and the sex is well-shot and steamy. Short brunette Ashley Blue kicks off this anal-fest with Trent Tesoro. They are in an office auditioning for roles in an upcoming movie. Ashley gives her usual messy, drooling BJ before they start fucking. The action includes some anal, RAC, a little A2M, and a messy facial. Good scene. Perpetually cute brunette Taylor Rain is next, and she teams with Mark Ashley is a very hot scene. This girl has a fantastic, slim, natural body, knows how to suck a dick, and her smile could stop a train. She prepares for his anal intrusion by sticking four fingers in her own butt. Nice! She accepts Marks cock up her bunghole with no complaints. They go through a RAC and anal pile driver before he delivers the goods to her pearlies. Cute blonde Hannah Harper takes on Steve Holmes in the third scene.
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Release date: 10/22/2003
Reviewed on: 3/19/2004
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: jessica drake, Cameron Cruise, Ava Vincent, Aurora Snow, Luna, Taylor Rain, Mandy Starr, Fallon Sommers
Review brief: Tight Bottoms is a 2003 Simon Wolf compilation. Some of the most attractive women in porn are included in this comp. The scenes break down as follows (with the original feature): Taylor Rain (anal, facial), Slim Shady (Just Anal Sex) Mandy Starr (facial), Mark Ashley (Young Pink #1) Ava Vincent, Evan Stone (For Women Only #1) Cameron Cruise, Luna (Dripping Wet Sex #2) Fallon Sommers, Steve Hatcher (Wet Teens #1) Aurora Snow (facial), Chris Cannon (Roommate From Hell) Jessica Drake (facial), Evan Snow (Gypsy Curse) Since most of these flicks have been reviewed on the net, Ill simply say that Simon Wolf always puts out classy products. These are no exception. Nice looking girls, fantastic camerawork, great lighting, terrific sex. What more is there to ask? The DVD includes some still photos and previews in its extras.
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Release date: 11/2/2003
Reviewed on: 3/19/2004
Studio: Anarchy
Starring: Vanessa, John West, Johnny Thrust, Alana Evans, Brett Rockman, Jasmine Lynn, Cytherea, Pete Moss, Gissele Collins, Katin, Giselle Collins
Directed by: Erin Sky
Review brief: Pornstar #2 is a decent little flick from Python Pictures. Director Erin Sky gives viewers a behind-the-scenes look at how a smut movie is put together. But this is no documentary. There is some terrific sex to go along with the education. We open with cute Jasmine Lynn getting ready for her scene with Johnny Thrust in a backyard. Jasmine has her blondish hair curled here, a different look for her. The cameraman asks her a few questions and we see the crew getting the set ready. Then Thrust comes into view and the action begins. He roughs her up a bit with some throat gagging, choking and slapping, but its certainly not of the extreme nature. Theres some anal fucking, A2M, and a fine facial finish. Alana Evans and Giselle Collins are up next. As they get ready for their scene, John West tells them the director wants him to be a little rough on them also. They dont seem to have a problem with that, so the action starts. A nice double BJ starts the scene, then John starts plugging holes.
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Release date: 5/15/2001
Reviewed on: 3/19/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Angel, Buffy Van Norton, Summer Breeze, Kate Frost, Sheila Rossi
Directed by: Brandon Iron, Mark Wood
Review brief: Mark Wood looks pretty good in a goatee! Thats about as complimentary as this reviewer will go with Teen Tryouts Audition #5. This is another collaboration of Wood and Brandon Iron, two fellas who give guys everywhere a bad name. It is a self-serving movie giving the guys a chance to demonstrate their immaturity and bad movie-making skills. They open each of the five scenes with a little background about the girls. They are obviously very impressed with themselves as they smugly call the girls sluts or cunts. Just what I wanted to know before I watch the scene! Very cute blond Buffy Van Norton has the distinction of starting the action with a clean-shaven Wood. Mark, the more of that face you cover with whiskers, the better! With dyed-blond hair, he goes through all the usual pseudo-rough stuff with Buffy fish-hooking her mouth with his fingers, strangling, squeezing her small tits, etc. The facial is well-placed and leaves her a gooey mess. She doesnt appear to have enjoyed the experience. Blond Summer Breeze is next. She has large, natural boobs and a tailbone tat.
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Release date: 10/24/2003
Reviewed on: 3/6/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, Julian, Nick Lang, Adriana, Daphne, Mia Stone, Rio Mariah, Nancy Sweet, Cynthia Pendragon, Diana Doll
Review brief: Peter North must be running out of domestic talent for his North Pole series. Hes starting to bring in the Euros, both male and female, and that could mean trouble for his long-running series. In Volume 44, he has imported Mia Stone, Sue Diamond, Cynthia Pendragon, Indira Popov, and Nancy Sweet all attractive girls. But they are from across the Pond, and that means we have to put up with all the crap the Euros are used to and we hate. Like near-constant eye contact with the camera, obnoxious fake moaning (the guys are worse than the girls!), and uninspired sex. Cute Brazilian brunette Rio Mariah kicks off this flick with a decent romp with Peter. She takes an anal without so much as a grimace and accepts his guy goo all over her smiling mug. Stunning blonde Mia Stone teams up with Nick Lang in the next scene. Im not sure if Peter directs the foreigners or if the scenes are shot over there and he simply splices them in here. But they seem to be missing something that Peters scenes have fire, I guess. By the numbers sex, ending in a facial.
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Release date: 4/9/2003
Reviewed on: 2/29/2004
Studio: Midnight
Starring: Shay Sweet, Katie Gold, Melody Love, Michele Katz, Kiki Daire, Sunrise Adams
Review brief: 18 Wild and Horny is a compilation from Dreamland, although some of the scenes were snipped from Erotic Angel films. The scene breakdowns (and original features) are as follows: 1. Joel Lawrence, Sunrise Adams (Shays Sweet Revenge) 2. Felicia, Michelle Katz (Shays Sweet Revenge) 3. Coral Sands, Jay Ashley (Shays Sweet Revenge) 4. Alec Metro, Melody Love (Cheerleader Tryouts #1) 5. Ian Daniels, Katie Gold (Private Openings) 6. Leanni Lei (Fresh Cherries) 7. brunette, David Hardman (unknown) 8. Calli Cox, Tyler Wood (18 and Lost in NYC) 9. Flick Shagwell, Kyle Stone (18 and Lost in NYC) 10. Cheryl Dynasty, Mark Vega (18 and Lost in NYC) 11. Jubillee, J.R. Nelson (18 and Lost in S.F.) 12. Robbie James, Taylor Rain (18 and Lost in S.F.) 13. Brett Rockman, Paris (18 and Lost in S.F.) 14. brunette, Travis Knight (unknown) 15. Allysin Chaynes, Mark Vega (18 and Lost in S.F.) 16. blond, guy (unknown) The final scene is a very amateur production and its doubtful its from any reputable studio. Scene 7 is not much better.
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Release date: 10/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/29/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Sabrina, Crystal, Kate, Diane, Diamond Forever, Kate Frost, Topanga, Riley Brooks
Review brief: 18 and Nasty #18 is a mish-mash of sex scenes with no apparent theme. Some of the scenes have a storyline for a set-up. Others begin with an interview of the girl. There are no credits (before or after) and no director or studio is listed anywhere. As for the sex, Diamond 4ever (billed as Diane) starts things off. This blonde has an average face and body, at best. Shes paired with Lee Stone in a 23-minute scene thats set on an ugly yellow couch that I know Ive seen in a least a dozen other movies. Who owns that couch and, more importantly, does anyone ever clean it? Anyway, Lee does some semi-rough stuff (choking, etc.) and at one point sticks a butt plug up Dianes tush. He follows that with his dick and finishes things off with a facial. Uninspired stuff. Kate Frost is a bubbly, smiling cutie with some very unfortunate artwork (a dragon, perhaps?) on the small of her back. Way to screw up a classic body! Anyway, shes on a rooftop and does a little striptease before attacking Mark Anthony.
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Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 2/29/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Angel, Fawna, Diamond, Mimi, Kody, Lea de Mae, Aurora Snow, Brandy Nash, Gauge, Kate Frost, Starla Fox, Jessie J., Diamond (VII)
Review brief: Best of Teen Tryouts Auditions is a compilation of 11 scenes from that Devils Film series. The scene breakdowns are as follows: 1. Malorie Marx (as Mimi), Sean Michaels (original volume unknown) 2. Jessie J., Mark Anthony, Mr. Marcus (Vol. #10) 3. Desert Rose, T.T. Boy (#10) 4. Gauge, Marc Davis, Starla Fox (#7) 5. Aurora Snow, Rick Masters (#6) 6. Angel, Mark Anthony, Mr. Marcus (#9) 7. Fawna, Mark Wood (#4) 8. Brandon Iron, Lea De Mae (#2) 9. Brandon Iron, Kate Frost (#5) 10. Diamond 4ever (as Diamond), Mark Wood (#3) 11. Brandy Nash (as Brady Nash), Brandon Iron (#1) There are four scenes that include anal sex (Jessie J., Gauge, Fawna, and Brandy), and all end in facials except Malorie. Since most of the original flicks have been reviewed on the IAFD, I will add only that if this is considered the best of this series, I am surprised that T.T.A. has been around for four years and 30 volumes.
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Release date: 11/12/2001
Reviewed on: 2/29/2004
Studio: MAD Media
Starring: Britt Morgan, Scott Irish, Randy West, Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Jace Rocker, Ariel Knight, Renee Morgan, Joe Elliot
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: What sets apart classic porn movies from fodder? Whats Up Doc is a perfect example of the latter. What could have been a classic instead is trash can material because of director Jack Remys use of trite dialogue, lousy camera work, and terrible editing. The cast includes some of the best ladies in porn history Britt Morgan, Ariel Knight, and Shanna McCullough. Renee Morgan is also present and, although she never won rave reviews for her performances, I always thought she was sexy/slutty as hell. Throw in Mike Horner, Randy West, and Scott Irish and you have the ingredients for a fine little fuck flick. Instead we get the hackneyed, traditional lame script (the setting is a hospital), poor acting (blame the director), and by-the-numbers sex. The cameraman must have visited the local bar for several hours before he set up his camera for this one. He is all over the place, except for on the action. As the opening credits roll, Shanna is blowing Randy. Shes good, and Randy is loving it. But they cut away from the action before he finishes.
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Release date: 7/3/2003
Reviewed on: 2/24/2004
Studio: Metro
Starring: Leanni Lei, Brandy Nash, Molly Rome, Tawny Roberts
Review brief: All Teens Love Cum #1 is a Metro compilation, although the scenes stolen here come from other studios. There are six scenes, broken down as follows: Torri (facial) and Jake Steed (from Finally Legal #1) Leanni Lei and Vince Voyeur (Finally Legal #2) Eve (anal, facial) and Dale Dabone (Flesh Peddlers #11) Molly Rome (facial) and Pat Myne (Flesh Peddlers #11) Brandy Nash (bald, anal, facial) and Justin Hitchcock (Nasty Newcummers #17) Tawny Roberts (bald, facial) and Ricky (unknown) The DVD did not identify the performers or original features (thanks to the IAFD for the ids). None of the scenes are particularly hot. Even the gorgeous Tawny seems to be going through the motions here.
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Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 2/24/2004
Studio: West Coast Productions
Starring: Jay Ashley, Baby Doll, Herschel Savage, Temptation, Michael Stefano, Fiona Cheeks, Gen Padova, Winter Devoe
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: If your taste runs toward girls in pigtails sucking on lollipops, Teen Perversion #1 is right up your alley. But be prepared to endure some boring sex along the way. Gen Padova starts things off with a visit to the doctor, Mike Long. He examines her and proceeds to fuck her stupid. I say stupid, not silly, because there is no joy (or anything else) in this sex. Strictly by-the-numbers pro sex before he pops on her face. Jay Ashley takes on Winter Devoe next and, again, both actors look like they would rather be undergoing a root canal. The facial is almost as flat as the rest of the scene. Temptation is one of the real beauties in porn today, but in pigtails she just looks dumb. She goes to Longs garage to pick up her daddys car, but ends up getting her own suspension checked. They do it in the back of a truck that looks uncomfortable, which explains why he moans more than she does. Her great chest is kept under a shirt throughout and she takes a closed-mouth facial. Adding to Fiona Cheeks little girl appearance are some braces on her pearlies.
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Release date: 10/17/2003
Reviewed on: 2/24/2004
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: Gina Lynn, Pantera, Krystal Steal, Travis Knight, Nikki Benz, J.D. Cox, Nick Taylor
Directed by: Jim Gunn
Review brief: Undercover Operations: Special Agent 69 features some lovely ladies, decent sex, and some of the worst acting and editing in cinema annals. The sex here would have worked a lot better as a gonzo film. Forget the plot. It has something to do with Nikki Benz being an undercover cop trying to take down a prostitution ring. She and her friend, J.D. Coxxx (a fellow cop, boyfriend, husband?) discuss her dangerous assignment in bed before engaging in a sex romp. Nikki is blond, has a bad boob job, a tailbone tat, and a shaved pussy. The scene ends with an appalling fake cum shot on her butt. Next we meet Pantera, a fantastic looking Russian babe. She usually is seen with long, platinum hair, but here she sports a short, red/brown doo. She teams up with her usual partner, heavyweight Maverick (billed as Joe Maverick). With his big gut, he is hard to watch, but she is so pretty and sexy its hard to fast forward. She also takes a great facial and cleans up afterward. Gina Lynn and Nick Taylor apparently run the callgirl operation, and Nikki comes to their yacht to interview for a position.
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Release date: 9/12/2003
Reviewed on: 2/20/2004
Studio: Purrrfect Video
Review brief: Real XXX Letters #6 is all about sex. There is very little storyline. The actors dont have to act. They just lose their clothes and fuck. The action is well captured and pretty hot. Sabrina Snow is an attractive blonde with shoulder-length hair, small natural tits, and a sunburst tattoo on the small of her back. She is an aggressive cocksucker, which she demonstrates on Slim Shady (billed as Dez) and Sergio. They take turns screwing her (no DP here). She seems to be having a heck of a good time, screaming throughout, before they drop a couple impressive loads on her sweet mug and chest. Jassie and Nyomi, two small-titted, brown-haired beauties, share Freddy in the next scene. They two-time his cock through a BJ, CG, and mish. Theres not a lot of girl-girl interaction here. He cums on Nyomis cute pussy. Jasmine Lynn has a very hot scene with Sergio (lucky dude) next. This girl gives world-class head. Shes wearing a little red plaid schoolgirl skirt to start.
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Release date: 11/27/2002
Reviewed on: 2/20/2004
Studio: Celestial Productions
Starring: Sarah, Chrissy, Teri, Dusty
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: Reviewing porn movies can be an exasperating ordeal, particularly when it comes to identifying the performers. Take, for example, Fresh Young Meat #3. The first actress is Dusty, but she is introduced as Sarah or Sahara (I couldnt really decipher) by her partner (who is not identified on the box or in the credits, but who I believe is Joey Ray). Shes got long, blond hair, a tailbone tat and a set of fake tits. The attractive girl and her partner do the usual position changes in a kitchen while the director, Brian Cheeks Williams (no problem identifying him), makes occasional comments. Dusty takes a facial to end a decent scene. Next up is Chrissy, who is really Pantera, the gorgeous Russian platinum blond. She apparently only works with her s/o, Maverick (who, again, is not identified anywhere). Chrissy is tall, has a fantastic slim, natural body with perfect tits. Lets just say Maverick doesnt. She takes a facial to end a very good scene. Slim Shady (also not in the credits) introduces brunette Teri next, but she says her name is Tori.
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Release date: 4/3/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2004
Studio: Dane
Review brief: Nineteen Video Magazine #42 is another terrible offering from Dane Productions. Take away Monica Mayhem from this video and youre left with garbage. There are piss-poor attempts at acting and scene setups and those are the highlights! The first scene features Poonany (Im guessing, since shes not properly ided) and Dave Hardman. Shes an unattractive blonde with a name inscribed prominently in ink on her left tit. They screw for a few moments with no obvious cum shot (internal?). He then gets the crap beat out of him by a couple thugs and admits to her that he has a gambling problem. That setup (or lack thereof) leads to gorgeous Monica Mayhem (Poonanys sister) paying off Hardmans gambling debt with bookie Jason McCain. They do some basic sex with a facial on Monicas pretty face to end it. The next scene has Christy and Mariiessa playing beach volleyball in front of coach Brandon Irons. He says something about them being national champions, but neither one would be allowed to blow up the balls at a real competition.
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Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 2/14/2004
Studio: Multimedia Pictures
Starring: Mark Cummings, Johnny Thrust, Tony Martino, Scott Lyons, Princess, Sabrina Jade, Mr. Pete, Kelly Fire, Brandi Lyons, Layne Young, Saphire Rae, Julie Night, Trent Tesoro, Michelle St. James, Angelina Jolly, Cailey Taylor, Hamilton Steele, Amanda Lee
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: No porn reviewer on the Internet enjoys a good facial more than I. In fact, I believe every porn scene should end with cum on the mug and a minimum 30 seconds of post cum head. But the folks at Notorious have gone too far with Pink Eye #2. The premise in the Pink Eye series is for girls to give blowjobs, then have the guys cum on their eye(s), even to the point of holding their eyelids open with one hand while jacking off with the other. Now any guy who has shot his wad (intentionally or not) into a girls eye knows that it stings a little, at best, and downright hurts, at worst. Doing this inevitably means you will have a partner who either warns you once not to repeat it, or leaves you for good right then and there. So to willfully and intentionally shoot guy goo into their peepers verges on sadism and physical abuse. And I, for one, do not find it erotic in the least. To their credit, most of the 11 girls in this flick are good sports. They give blowjobs that range from pretty good to very enthusiastic, considering they know they are about to be in agony.
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Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/14/2004
Studio: Vivid Raw
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Dyanna Lauren, T.T. Boy, Bobby Vitale, Mickey Lynn, Julia Ann, Tony Tedeschi, Charlie, Ashlyn Gere, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Pat Myne, Stephanie Swift, April, Dante, Jon Dough, Jamie Lee, Toni James, N'J DeBahai, Rainahh, Lexus Locklear
Review brief: On the Ropes is a Vivid Raw compilation from 2001. There are 13 scenes, plus four more in the bonus section. Why a compilation needs bonus scenes is beyond me. Toni James is the hostess for this comp, playing with herself between scenes and talking a little dirty. She also stars in four of the scenes. The scenes break down as follows (with the original feature, when known, in parentheses): 1. Stephanie Swift, Toni James, Vince Voyeur (Debbie Does Dallas 99) 2. Ashlyn Gere, Jon Dough (Internal Affairs) 3. NJ de Bahia, Sergio Demon (Neighbor) 4. Julia Ann, Randi Rage, Tony Tedeschi (Blondage #3) 5. Lexus Locklear, Mickey Lynn, Rain-Ah, Stephanie Swift, T.T. Boy, Toni James (Debbie Does Dallas 99) 6. Brad Armstrong, Dyanna Lauren (Hardcore) 7. Charlie, guy (possibly Dante) 8. blonde, blonde (possibly Julia Ann and Janine) 9. Toni James, Vince Voyeur 10. Bobby Vitale, Pat Myne, Shaena Steele (Action Sports Sex #7) 11. Bobby Vitale, black girl 12. April, Tony Tedeschi (Vagablonde) 13. Jamie Lee, Michael J. Cox, Toni James (Moment) Bonus Scenes: 1.
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Release date: 1/28/2002
Reviewed on: 2/12/2004
Studio: Dane
Starring: Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, McKayla, Layla Jade, Dynamite, Jodi Roxx
Review brief: Make sure you have good, strong batteries in your remote when you view University Coeds #21. Youre going to need them. Not that the sex is bad here. In fact, its pretty good, and includes some hot girls. But the looooonnnggg interviews and setups are boring and tedious. Also unnecessary. Take, for example, the first girl, cute blond Jodi Roxx (billed as Jodi Roxxx). She sits through an eight-minute interview, telling us about her age, hometown, first kiss, first sex, and a bunch of other asinine, inane questions. Then there are 15 minutes of setup (highlighted by some of the worst acting in porn history) to the story before she and Brandon Iron get to the inevitable screwing. Thats 23 minutes before we see lips touch dick. Zzzzzzzzzzz. After the usual three-position fucking, he comes on her face. 23 minutes to get to an eight-minute sex romp. The second scene is much of the same. Six minutes of yacking, ten minutes of preliminary (again, terrible acting).
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2004
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Ian Daniels, James Bonn, Goldie, Anthony Crane, Nina Derek
Review brief: My Best Friends Wife is a fun, sexy flick that should probably be best left to couples that dont take their porn too seriously. Inari Vachs has been seen in hundreds of movies, but I cant recall her using such an intense Southern drawl as here. Shes married (unhappily, we learn) to Anthony Crane. His hilarious accent is right out of the Ozarks. The movie starts with the two of them in bed. They screw ending in a facial. Across the street is Michael J. Cox, who watches Vachs and Crane through a telescope. His wife, lovely Lola, convinces him that sex in their own home can be as exciting as their neighbors. Lola resembles the mainstream actress/comedian Sandra Bernhard, but much cuter. **It appears the makeup artist for this movie was asleep during Lolas blowjob, as her face appears to have been streaked by a previous facial. Very strange! ** Anyway, Michael and Lola screw in a couple positions before he drops a healthy load on her mug. Afterward, Michael is back to his voyeurism, and he spies James Bonn and Nina Kornikova (billed as Nina Derek) visiting Vachs and Crane.
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Release date: 12/10/2003
Reviewed on: 2/6/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Keiko, Nick Manning, Jennifer Luv, Alex Rox, Brianna Blaze, Emily DaVinci, Bella Starr, Tony Sexton, Maliyah Madison
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: How in the world has the Barely Legal series reached 43 volumes? If this volume (#42) is any indicator, porn viewers of the world must have become desperate the past few years. Granted, the girls range from attractive to very pretty. But the setups, voiceovers (in the middle of the sex action), and storylines are downright stupid. The sex could be shot much better (too many long-distance, back-of-the-head, and guys mug shots). I know they sell these things in hotel rooms in X, not XXX, form. But give the home viewers the XXX version, will you please? And can you take the action indoors a bit more often? Carrot-topped Emily Davinci takes on Nick Manning in the first scene. Of course, theyre out by a swimming pool. He seems more intent on showing off his stiff cock to the world, thumping it on, rather than sticking it in, her pussy.
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Release date: 7/2/2003
Reviewed on: 2/4/2004
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Asia Carrera, Chris Cannon, Mickey G., Jay Ashley, Daniella Rush, Ana, Devlin Weed, Aurora Snow, Kimi Lixx, Lee Stone, Nikita Denise, Sharon Wild, Herschel Savage, Monica Mayhem, Zana, Flick Shagwell, Trevor Zen, Ashley Moore [I] (female)
Review brief: Nasty Bottoms is a Simon Wolf compilation. There are eight scenes from seven different movies. Here are the scene breakdowns: 1. Ashley Moore, Chris Cannon, Sharon Wild (Roommate From Hell) 2. Aurora Snow, Jay Ashley (Dripping Wet Sex #3) 3. Daniella Rush, Lee Stone (Play With Fire) 4. Hershel Savage, Kimi Lixx, Monica Mayhem (Blue Angel) 5. Asia Carrera, Steven St. Croix (Blue Angel) 6. Flick Shagwell, Trevor Zen (Gypsy Curse) 7. Lee Stone, Zana (Naked Volleyball Girls) 8. Devlin Weed, Mickey G., Nikita Denise (Dripping Wet Sex #2) There are reviews of each of these films on the IAFD, so I wont bother repeating them here. All these scenes are outstanding. The production values here, as in the original features, are very high. If you havent viewed the originals, this compilation will make you want to do so immediately.
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Release date: 7/23/2003
Reviewed on: 2/2/2004
Studio: Purrrfect Video
Directed by: Frank Bongiorno
Review brief: Although I wasnt expecting much when Mrs. Groove brought home Real XXX Letters #5 the other night, I must admit I was pleasantly surprised. She normally enjoys couples only flicks and, although there were some very romantic (her term, not mine) moments in this, there were also enough scenes that I could enjoy by myself (if you catch my drift) that I felt she had spent our money well. Gorgeous Faith Adams (Mrs. Groove would leave me for her) is the hostess for this volume. At the start of each scene, she reads a letter sent in by a fan setting up the impending sexual adventure. Her voiceovers begin the onscreen action, and she follows each scene with a little postscript. Through the course of the six scenes, Faith does a slow strip and teases us with a bit of masturbation. One of my favorites, Jasmine Lynn, kick-starts this volume with Matt Bixel, and the two show a lot of chemistry and appeal for each other. She gives a to-die-for blowjob, and he returns the oral favors. Their doggie-style really showcases Jasmines fantastic, trim body.
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Release date: 3/18/2001
Reviewed on: 2/2/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Nick East, Jeanna Fine, Alex Sanders, Tony Tedeschi, Kristina West, Laura Palmer, Rebecca Lord, Christina Angel
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Angel Baby is a look into the life of five working girls in a brothel. Make that four working girls, plus Christina Angel (her character name is Angel also), who hasnt turned pro yet because older sister Jeanna Fine (one of my all-time favs) wont permit it. Apparently, however, Angel is allowed to live at the house because shes always hanging around. The movie opens with the girls celebrating Angels 19th birthday. Soon, the festivities are interrupted by a customer, Tony Tedeschi. Tony asks for Angel, but is rebuffed by the overprotective Fine. He settles for Christina (Kristina) West, not a bad second round draft choice. They screw, including an anal, and a pop shot on the cute blondes pubes. The next customer to walk in, Alex Sanders, wants to watch Fine (post boob job) and cute Laura Palmer (the madam of the house) lez out for a while. But he can only watch briefly before jumping in and getting some action for himself.
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Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Amber Lynn, Jake Steed, Ariana, Mike Horner, Debi Diamond, Paula Price, Kelly O'Dell, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Vixxen, Krista, Lynn Lemay, Alicia Rio, Norma Jeane, Kristina King
Review brief: This is another compilation from Video Team. There are 26 scenes, some featuring some of the biggest names in the porn industry during the 90s, including Kelly ODell, Amber Lynn, Tammi Ann, Debi Diamond, Krista, and Tyffany Million. Some of the scenes start in mid-sex (the oral foreplay ended up on the editors floor) and more than half end in facials. The cover text implies there are facials in every scene, buyer beware! There are only a couple anal scenes, including Tammi Anns DP. The following is a breakdown of the scenes and the original flicks they are compiled from (with a few I couldnt identify): 01. Norma Jeana, Vince Voyeur Hello Norma Jeana 02. Mark deBruin, Tanya deVries Insatiable Immigrants 03. brunette (poss. Cheri Taylor), Wayne Summers poss. Insatiable Immigrants 04. Mike Horner, Tyffany Million Boss 05. Cody, Jake Steed Chug-a-lug Girls #1 06. Angella Faith, Randy Spears Chug-a-lug Girls #2 07. Krista, Peter North Chug-a-lug Girls #3 08. Nikki Shane, Peter North Chug-a-lug Girls #3 09. Nick East, Sydney St. James Chug-a-lug Girls #3 10.
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