North Pole 44 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  3/6/2004

Peter North must be running out of domestic talent for his “North Pole” series. He’s starting to bring in the Euros, both male and female, and that could mean trouble for his long-running series.

In Volume 44, he has imported Mia Stone, Sue Diamond, Cynthia Pendragon, Indira Popov, and Nancy Sweet – all attractive girls. But they are from across the Pond, and that means we have to put up with all the crap the Euros are used to and we hate. Like near-constant eye contact with the camera, obnoxious fake moaning (the guys are worse than the girls!), and uninspired sex.

Cute Brazilian brunette Rio Mariah kicks off this flick with a decent romp with Peter. She takes an anal without so much as a grimace and accepts his guy goo all over her smiling mug.

Stunning blonde Mia Stone teams up with Nick Lang in the next scene. I’m not sure if Peter directs the foreigners or if the scenes are shot “over there” and he simply splices them in here. But they seem to be missing something that Peter’s scenes have – fire, I guess. By the numbers sex, ending in a facial. I would have FF through this one if not for Ms. Stone. What a looker!

Julian is the lucky recipient of the affections of lovely Sue Diamond and not-so-bad-herself Cynthia Pendragon. Unlike their fellow Euros, these girls are as hot as they are attractive and Julian looks like he almost tires out before dumping a load on the girls’ pearlies.

Indira Popov (billed as Daphne) is next up. She’s an attractive brunette with a wonderful smile and a shaved slit. Too bad Frank Gun is her partner, because he is famous for absolutely nothing. And that’s what he gives here…nothing. Boring sex, lots of him moaning, standard positions (even with an anal), and a nothing facial! Zzzzzz!

The final scene also Euro-sucks. Blond Nancy Sweet has a very cute face. Then the camera pans down her body and…egads! An ugly “V” pubic strip and a body that is in dire need of a Stair Master. Nancy, lay off the sweets! More glaring at the camera, more monotonous moaning! Ho hum! Her partner, Clark, finishes things off with a marginal facial.

Note to Mr. North: Peter, if we wanted Euro crap, we’d get Private or Pirate. We expect more from your distinguished series. Leave the Euros to what they do best – bore the crap out of us despite having some of the most beautiful babes in the industry.