Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 12)
Release date: 5/9/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Billy Glide, Brian Surewood, Sergio, Mick Blue, Alexis Malone, Tanya James, Jynx, Lili Thai
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: The Secret Lives DVD offers an interesting special feature: Wall-to-wall sex. Basically, it is all the sex within the movie without any or the plot or acting. I highly recommend you utilize this feature and skip the inane storyline. The F.J. Lincoln flick revolves around blonde Brooke, whos looking for her estranged father. It takes her six scenes and three fuckings, but she finally meets dear old Dad, who doesnt look old enough to be her older brother, let alone her Pops. But, as I said, the plot is secondary to the action here. Brooke takes on Mick Blue in the first scene. Im sure Mick is a great person and is good to his mother, but he is also living proof that Charles Darwin was right. All thats missing is the knuckles dragging, if you catch my drift. The sex is pretty standard stuff, ending in a tit popshot. Cute blonde Alexis Malone is next, and shes paired with Billy Glyde. In this very short scene with only one position (mish), Billy unloads his boy juice on Alexis torso. Brooke is back, and its time for her to do a little lezzing out.
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Release date: 6/25/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Julian, Jassie, Brandi Lyons, Gen Padova, Cameron James [I] (female), Kami Andrews, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Julian
Review brief: P.O.V. Pin-ups #3 can get a little repetitious and boring when taken in long doses. Thats what happens when you view all the action from a single position. However, taken one scene at a time, theres plenty here to like. Most of the girls here would rate as solid B porners, looks-wise, and Jassie is certainly on my A list. Cameron James has a sweet face, as does Gen Padova. Nikki Hunter looks great until one sees the horrible bolt-ons someone attached to her chest. Brandi Lyons is a very skinny brunette, and Kami Andrews, well, has a nice rack. Since all the scenes are similar, here is the basic formula: The girls are on a bed, trying to be seductive as they tease Julians camera. They strip, masturbate a while, and then start sucking his cock. Since hes holding the camera, he cant return the oral favors. Instead he lies on the bed and the girls ride him CG and RC. They switch to doggie, and Julian pumps away as fast and as hard as he can without wiggling the camera too much. In other words, he strokes very gently. They still pretend to like it.
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Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Michelle B., Katin, Isabel Ice, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Tease Me Then Please Me is Mike Longs exercise in abusing women, but it is barely convincing. Having girls beg and plead to get fucked gets a bit tiresome after a few minutes. Each scene starts with the girls looking into the camera, talking dirty, telling us how much they want to fuck, all the while playing with themselves. Long starts out with a whiney brunette, Isabel Ice, who sounds like she might be British. If so, the Queen can take her back. Shes heavyset with large, floppy boobs and a few unsightly tats. He slaps her, grabs her tits hard, makes her suck a dildo (instead of his dick!), sticks the dildo (instead of his cock) into her pussy, then cock-chokes her. Soon another stud, John Strong, enters and the guys DP the crap out of her (not literally!). They fishhook her mouth with their fingers and, in general, make her look anything but sexy.
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Release date: 8/17/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Mika Tan, Lacey, Kelli Tyler, Sativa Rose, Jordan Fleiss
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Peter Norths P.O.V. #2 doesnt differ much from flicks of the same genre produced by Vince Voyeur and Julian except that Peter doesnt use a second camera (other than the one he carries) to capture the action from another angle and give the viewer a break from the monotony. The girls here are best classified as B-listers (at best), and North must have shot all the scenes on the same day as he doesnt deliver his usual monster blasts to their faces. He does attractive brunette Kelli Tyler, chubby Latina Sativa Rose, ebony beauty Lacy DuValle, brown-haired Jordan Fleiss (in a schoolgirl outfit), and pudgy Asian Mika Tan (with a huge chest). Kind of the United Nations of porn! All the scenes are the same, with the girls talking dirty, then sucking him, then fucking him in a couple positions (the RCs are particularly nice), before he shoots on their mugs. The action wouldnt be quite as boring if a second camera were used, or if the girls were a little better looking.
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Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Randy Spears, Mr. Pete, Aria, Alicia Rhodes, Talon, Fallon Sommers, Jamie Brooks, Jayna Oso, Jack Spade, Vicky Vette
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Fantasies Inc. is a marginal offering from Sin City and director Jim Enright. The girls are strictly from the B list, there is terrible acting, but the sex is pretty good. Enright plays the head of a business that fulfills its clients sexual fantasies. Because the acting is the equivalent of a marginal elementary school production, its easy to FF through the non-sex parts and get right to the action. Jack Spade had a hardon for his former high school teacher, so Enright arranges for him to get it on with blond Vicky Vette in a classroom setting. The sex is better than average as Vicky takes it up the butt and receives a full blast to her open mouth. She gives some nice PCH to end the class. Fallon Sommers gets convicted by some sort of strange court of law for some wrongdoing, and her punishment is to fuck the judge. After he removes his Scream mask, Talon gives blond Fallon a not-so-harsh sentence and cums in her open mouth. Again, some nice PCH by Ms. Sommers. The worst actor of the bunch, Mr. Pete, asks Enright to set him up with his dream sweetheart, a famous TV star.
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Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Roxanne Hall, Chris Cannon, Steve Taylor [I], Dale Dabone, Noname Jane, Trevor Zen, Jennifer Luv, Alexis Malone, Demi Marx
Directed by: Veronica Hart
Review brief: Chasing Destiny is a better than average couples flick starring Roxanne Hall, who used to be the cutest British import since Nici Sterling. She still looks darn good, especially the way she curls her upper lip into a snarl when shes enjoying the sex. She takes on boyfriend Steven St. Croix in the first scene. Its a very lovey-dovey tryst, with lots of soft music, kissing, etc. Then, all of a sudden, hes fucking her cute ass and cumming in her mouth. Weird, but nice! Afterward, she finds out Stevens been cheating on her. She packs up her things and moves in with girlfriend Violet Blue. Jennifer Luv and Dale DaBone romp in the next scene. Again, more couples intercourse than whacker fucking, but she does take a nice load on her mug. The plot gets a little extensive at this point, but suffice to say we are whisked back in time to 1947 in a short flashback scene between Alexis Malone and Trevor Zen.
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Release date: 7/15/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Decker, Bobby Vitale, Julian, Mia Smiles, John Strong, Sky, Mr. Marcus, C.J. Bennett, Dasha, Ginger Paige, Cheyne Collins, Devinn Lane, Lea de Mae, Nomi, Monica Sweetheart, Mark Ashley, Anthony Hardwood, Sascha, Ana Nova, Diana Doll
Directed by: Julian
Review brief: Its really a pleasure to write a positive review in this day of porn garbage. Broken English is a terrific smut film, one that Ill be adding to my collection. The girls are mostly Euros, a red flag in my book normally. But these are veterans, girls who how to take a hard pounding and a little light abuse and still smile while their mugs are being frosted with guy goo. Perpetually cute Monica Sweetheart starts off with Julian. The scene is a little long by my standards (almost 30 minutes), but the brunette takes a severe whipping, including lots of anal and A2M, and doesnt once seem like shes just going through the motions. Sure, theres an occasional fake moan, but heck, shes been trained across the Pond. Blond Sue Diamond is starting to show her years a bit, but shes always good for an enthusiastic fuck. Mark Ashley gets the honors here and, although theres no anal, you know Mark was completely wiped after this scene. Attractive Anna Nova gets tag-teamed by Anthony Hardwood and Sasha next. The blonde gives a very solid performance as she gets DPd and DPPd.
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Release date: 5/13/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Alex Sanders, Phyllisha Anne, Tyce Bune, Kim Chambers, Simone, Scott Styles, Lee Stone, Dic Tracy, August, Alexis Malone, Lauren Phoenix, Anell, Grant Michaels, Madison Sins
Review brief: If you like them inked, this is the movie for you. Biker Chicks Cum Easy #2 is the ultimate flick for porn aficionados who like tattoos. There are more tats in this one then on the wall of your local artists parlor. Youll be disappointed with the first scene, however, as all three performers seem ink-free. Theres some good, nasty sex to make up for it. Phyllisha Anne (aka Casey Pink) is a foul-mouthed blond slut who takes Alex Sanders up her ass while blond Nicole Jordan eats her snatch. This is after the girls do a little lezout in an outdoor shower. Nicole licks up Alex spew from Phyllisha Annes tummy like a cat lapping milk from a bowl. Nice! Exotic Simone has a Playboy tat and some script text just above her pubes. She and Scott Styles cavort in a mechanics garage. She looks Latin, has a lithe body and a shaved pussy. They do a couple basic position changes before he drops his load in her mouth. Simone does some excellent cleanup afterward. The queen of all tat queens, blond Madison Sins, does a girl-girl with brunette August Night next.
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Release date: 5/7/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Pure Play
Starring: Nacho Vidal, Sophie Evans, Anais, Cherry Rain, Toni Ribas, Lanny Barbie, Jana Cova, Ben English, Fallon Sommers, Katsuni, Cytherea
Directed by: Suze Randall
Review brief: Addicted to Sex is the 2004 Pureplay offering from director Suze Randall. This movie is a good example of much that is wrong with todays porn. Euro studs trying to steal the scenes, serious over editing, marginal camerawork it all adds up to a flick that could have been great but falls considerably short. Asian brunette Katsumi (with a French accent) takes on Ben English in the opener. Ben is always good for a thorough fucking, and he doesnt disappoint here. He rams Katsumi in every hole available, good and hard, and she seems into it. But the man never shuts up, constantly giving a play-by-play commentary on the proceedings. Even the nice facial cant help bring this scene much above average. Cute-as-heck Cherry Rain teams up with another brunette, Sophie Evans, to tag-team Tony Ribas, Evans real-life hubby. The camera is everywhere but on the action in this one, and Ribas further ruins the action by doing his slam-it-in, pull-it-out routine, which, I guess, passes for fucking in Europe.
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Release date: 5/9/2004
Reviewed on: 10/16/2004
Studio: Rebecca Lord Productions
Starring: Jessica Fiorentino, Julie Silver, Laura Lion, Angel Dark, Prescila Sol, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: Sex Tails is a 2004 release from Rebecca Lord Productions that combines very attractive women with good, hard sex. The premise, according to a female voiceover, is a website that allows women to submit their secret fantasies, from which the webmaster will select a handful to be played out in real life. For example, in the first scene, Jessica Fiorentino fantasizes about being a secret agent. The setup has the brunette wearing a black leather trench coat while she gets in a shootout (with toy guns) with fellow spy Tristan Seagal (who also directed this flick) in a dirty, abandoned warehouse. After the bullets stop flying, the two engage in a solid fuck session ending with an in-mouth cumshot. The cameraman below gets an unexpected treat when Jessica lets the cum drip from her mouth onto the camera. Now we know how the girl feels when we cum on their mugs from above. Tristan is back to pull a tag team with Mick Blue and two cute brunettes, Lucy Lee and Angel Dark, who want to get fucked in their favorite clothing store. The guys do a DP on Lucy and trade off on the girls.
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Release date: 6/16/2004
Reviewed on: 9/20/2004
Studio: Dane
Starring: Scott Lyons, Lee Stone, Rene, Brett Rockman, Ashley Blue, Avena Lee, Mason Storm, Gia Paloma, Alec Knight
Directed by: Drew Rose
Review brief: University Coeds #41 might be the best volume of this long-running series in quite a while. While Dane Productions has never been near the top of my favorites list, this offering is solid. The plot, such as it is, revolves around girls trying to raise money with a car wash. Of course, their idea of service includes fucking as well as cleaning the interior. Ashley Blue, Gia Paloma, Mason Storm (she of the huge tits), Avena Lee, and Renee Pornero (wearing her brown hair in pigtails) take on five different guys in 1-on-1s that all end in facials. Gia also takes it up the butt, and got a chuckle from me when, after giving Kurt Lockwood some terrific post-cum head, hangs a small air freshener around his cock. So choose the super wash with this volume and get your white walls (and your pipes) cleaned out good! The DVD offers the following extras: Fetish Menu, Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, and Contact info.
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Release date: 5/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/20/2004
Studio: LGI
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Kim Chambers, Alana Evans, Olivia Saint, Felix Vicious, Barrett Blade, Magnum Force, Grant Michaels
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Trade Secrets shouldnt stay a secret for long. This is a pretty decent fuck film with above-average talent, very little dialogue (always a plus), and good, hard sex. This Sex Z production from director Roy Karch features Felix Vicious, Alana Evans, Olivia Saint, Kim Chambers, and Rose, all of whom give spirited-to-hot performances. Kim is the owner/operator of a gentlemans club and the others work for her in some capacity dancer, bartender, etc. The camerawork throughout this feature is terrific, the lighting good enough to see the action without the use of a flashlight. The music is a bit loud for my old ears, but the sex is captivating enough to allow one to ignore the tunes.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 9/13/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Kelle Marie, Mick Blue, Fallon Sommers, Roxy Jezel, Nina Bonet, Richard Kline, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Girl Next Door takes an age-old porn theme and throws in some good hard sex with some fairly attractive ladies. The result a stroking good time! Director F.J. Lincoln is better known for his couples flicks, but here he gets a little dirtier without the usual special effects. He uses very short setups (thank you!), good camera angles, and a cast of cuties headed (literally) by Kelly Kline and Fallon Sommers. The first scene is interesting if, for no other reason, it takes place on a trampoline. The action between Roxy Jezel and Chris Cannon is spoiled a bit by traffic noise from a nearby street, but it sizzles nonetheless. She takes an open-mouth facial to end a good scene. Fallon has a lezout with very cute blonde Kelle Marie next. They utilize a couple toys to explore each others very nice bodies. Ebony Nina Bonet has a terrific body and knows how to suck a mean cock.
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Release date: 7/15/2004
Reviewed on: 9/13/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Alexis Taylor, Joey Ray, Mark Ashley, Alex Rox, Chrissy Taylor, Breanne, Charisma Cole, Naudia Rio, Luissa Rosso
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: The Barely Legal Express just keeps rolling along. In Volume 49, director Clive McLean doesnt stray from the formula thats made this series one of the most successful in porn annals. He employs above average to very cute girls - most with fresh, lithe bodies - having borderline hot sex. Brunette Chrissy Taylor kicks off this edition as a guest on host Steven St. Croixs TV talk show. The setup (as told by the omnipresent voiceover) is inane, but it sets the stage for some decent sex that ends in a facial. Luisa Rosso and Alex Rox tangle in the next scene. Shes got brown hair and a terrific body marred only by an unsightly shoulder tattoo. Alex gives her cute butt a drilling before shooting on her mug. McLean throws in his token lesbian scene next. Charisma and Breanne go through the motions in a scene thats very cold, despite the presence of a dildo. Semi-cute brunette Naudia Rio is a teenage hooker being interrogated by cop Joey Ray next. As expected, the two break into a sex romp that ends in a facial. Very cute blonde Alexis Taylor wraps things up.
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Release date: 6/28/2004
Reviewed on: 9/13/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mike Horner, Jessie James, Andrew Rivera, Andrew Riviera, Cynara Fox, Faith Grant, Dana Vespoli, Tony Sexton, Jack Lawrence, Heather Calls, Cynthia Pendragon, Jay Crew
Directed by: Karl Morino
Review brief: Callgirls Undercover #2 has the longest list of credits at the end that Ive ever seen on a porn flick. Too bad all those folks wasted their time and efforts on this disturbing movie. The five vignettes all begin with a girl preparing to go to work. No, not at 7-11 or McDonalds. These girls are hookers. The set-ups are long, often boring. Once the girls meet their johns, the darker aspect of their profession rises to the surface. First, there is the exchange of money, followed by a close inspection of the bills by the girl (like theyre experts at counterfeiting). If that isnt enough to kill the mood for the viewer, the girls simply go through the motions during the cold sex (probably like real whores), fake-moaning repeatedly, looking at their watches, etc. There are also some troubling scenes involving drug use. None of these aspects of the profession are erotic to me and turned me off to what little action that could be termed hot. Facials end all five scenes, and only Faith Grant in the first scene (a b/g/g with cute Heather Call and Jay Crew) takes it in the ass.
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Release date: 6/13/2004
Reviewed on: 9/13/2004
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: T.T. Boy, Monika, April Flowers, Sheila, Nacho Vidal, Caroline Cage, Sophie Evans, Jesse, Toni Ribas
Directed by: Nacho Vidal
Review brief: Pornological #5 is supposedly Nacho Vidals first attempt at directing. Lets hope its his last! Not that the sex isnt very good and the girls hot; its just that Nacho thinks hes the star. Nobody buys porn because Nacho appears in a scene or two. In fact, I, for one, try to avoid his flicks because of his arrogant persona. Nacho starts off this movie with a long monologue about this, his directorial debut. Boring! Finally, the sex starts, and Nacho is in half the six scenes. He hams his way through the entire hour and a half. He does brunette Jesse in the first scene, and keeps the camera rolling while they take a water break midway through. Talk about a mood killer! The second scene, featuring Sheila Rossi and T.T. Boy (another scene stealer), ends in an unusual way with a pop shot from a standing 69 position. Its one of three facials in the flick. Nacho is getting a great hummer from April Flowers to start Scene Three, but he stops her after a couple minutes to go answer the door and mug some more for the camera.
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Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 9/1/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: David Perry, Dick Nasty, Silvia Saint, Guy DiSilva, Nacho Vidal, Daniella Rush, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lea de Mae, Franco Roccaforte, Mick Blue, Jane Darling
Review brief: Private Life of Lea De Mae represents all that is both good and bad in Euro porn. The good: Lots of hot women doing very nasty things in nice settings, including dressing in fetish outfits (if youre so inclined), taking it up the arse, accepting huge facials, and cleaning up well afterward. The bad: Travelogue sex, meaning youll see more ancient ruins and 800-year old clock towers than hot sex; staring at the camera, particularly by the girls; fake moaning, by the males as well as the females (the guys are almost worse!); group sex (seems the Euros arent happy unless at least 18 people are naked thats only a slight exaggeration!); very short blowjobs to start the action, sometimes less than a minute; and too much gaping (there must be a Euro porn law that states a guy cannot stroke more than twice before having to pull his cock out to admire it). If youre a Lea De Mae fan, youre willing to put up with the bad to get to the good in the video.
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Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 9/1/2004
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Natasha, Alexis, Ashley, Annabelle, Flick Shagwell, Calli Cox, Fiona, Texxx
Review brief: Shanes World #33 is another fun romp with Calli Cox and her gang of horny girlfriends. Supposedly, this is Callis last porno, which is too bad because she always bring a certain nastiness to every scene. On the other hand, its probably good, as she is starting to really put on the pounds. Speaking of pounds, Tony Pounds starts the action with cute blonde Alexis Malone. They romp around a bed through a few position changes until Tony drops a few baby pounds on Alexis face. Newcomer Natasha is a blond supposedly in her first scene. She takes on Callis buddy from SW #30, Tex. The heat is really on for this tryst, and Tex ends things with a shot across Natashas torso. Little Boo D. Licious claims this is her first scene ever. Her brown hair is in pigtails, and she sports bookish glasses to start. She starts sucking the cock of the director/cameraman/whatever (no credits) and seems to be having a good time as she breaks her smut cherry.
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Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 9/1/2004
Studio: Baby Doll
Starring: Sergio, John West, Rose, Cheyne Collins, Monica Sweetheart, Anthony Hardwood, Barrett Blade, Gia Jordan, Mason Storm
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Catch Me If You Can should have been titled Catch Me If Youre Desperate. Aside from Monika Sweetheart, I wouldnt walk to the couch for, let alone chase after, these brunettes. The premise of each scene is a horny guy tries to approach his girl, who isnt quite in the mood. She runs around the house for, oh, about 20 seconds, before succumbing to the guys wishes. Okay, its a novel approach, but something is missing here attractive women! All these girls are a bit pudgy, have large tits that may or may not be Natures work, and sport a few too many tats for my pleasure. On the positive side, they all suck and fuck like skilled veterans and take open mouth facials like champs. They just arent that good-looking by my standards. The exception is Monica. She arrived on the porn scene four years and some 150 titles ago and must have also found the Fountain of Youth. She is still as cute as ever and, if its possible, has even dropped a couple inches from her waistline. She still has her wonderful, unspoiled breasts, and has only visited the ink guy once, for an unobtrusive shoulder tat.
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Release date: 12/28/2003
Reviewed on: 9/1/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Julian, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Diana Devoe, Noname Jane, Voodoo, Ava Vincent, Nicole Sheridan, Nikita Denise, Lena Ramon, Dominica Leoni, Anthony Hardwood, Aria, Kaylani Lei
Directed by: Toni English, Kelly Holland
Review brief: There is nothing extreme about Extreme Behavior #2 except for the overload it places on ones senses. This is not couples porn; its couples on acid porn. Once you get past all the MTV special effects, techno music, flashing lights, colorful outfits, and crazy sets, there is very little in the way of good sex. Director Toni English has put out some fine work recently, but this is just too much for me. When I wasnt being distracted by the weird camera work, I found myself FFing through the vanilla sex. Im sure theres a market for this kind of porn; just not in my house. There are six vignettes in this flick, each with a title. The first is called Spy Games, and you can surmise that Nicole Sheridan and Aria have captured an enemy spy, Voodoo, and are going to work him over by what else? fucking him to submission. His torture consists of fucking both girls in the ass (Aria does some A2M) then coming on Nicoles pussy.
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Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 9/1/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tom Byron, Jamie Gillis, Nina Hartley, Kelly Royce, Mia Powers, Rebecca Steele
Review brief: Juicy Lucy is a typical 90s porno from VCA and director Alex deRenzy. Thats to say, it has a decent plot, terrible acting, and soft sex. The only thing unique about this flick is what may have been this reviewers first sighting of female squirting. Debates on whether squirting is real or just faked peeing abound on other websites. Suffice to say it was still a bit of a taboo through the 70s and 80s. This is the first time I can remember where the storyline centered on squirting. Rebecca Steele is the squirter here. She was not all that attractive, what with her body inked up terribly (another thing not seen too much in the old days). But she mastered the art of expelling liquid from her pussy and shows her skills in the first scene with Tom Byron. After taking him up the ass, she masturbates until she gushes. Her roommates (this is at a college somewhere in the Midwest) overhear her orgasm and a rumor spreads around campus about a squirter. Jamie Gillis, as a clinical doctor, offers a reward of $25,000 for the girl who can squirt.
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Release date: 7/15/2004
Reviewed on: 9/1/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Valentino, Dayton Rains, Joel Lawrence, Layla Jade, Ember, Bunny Luv, Billy D., MoJo, Belladonna, Gauge, Cassidey, Monica Mayhem, Tony Pounds, Flick Shagwell, Foxy Lady, Jenna Haze, Tony Bar, Taya, Justine Joli
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal All Stars #2 picks up where Volume #1 left off honoring the best girls of this long-running series. If youve been living in a Tibetan cave the past five years and have never viewed a Barely Legal episode, this will serve as a good primer for you. Basically, Clive McLean directs young, usually attractive girls through some semi-hot sex while notoriously obnoxious voice-overs tell us what is happening. Thats the case with these eight scenes. Since reviews of the originals abound on IAFD and other websites, Ill simply list the cast list by scene with a note on the original volume for each: 1. Monica Mayhem, Valentino (In The City) 2. Jenna Haze, Tony Pounds (#20) 3. Belladonna, Ray (#5) 4. Flick Shagwell, Foxy Lady (#13) 5. Gauge, Mojo (#5) 6. Layla Jade, Billy D. (#4) 7. Dayton Rain, Cassidey (#1) 8. Tiffany Mason, Joel Lawrence (#10) Are these the hottest scenes in this series? Not by my taste. But they are a pretty good cross sampling of what can be found in the B.L. line.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 9/1/2004
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Julia Ann, Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, Voodoo, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Lezley Zen, Joelean, Felix Vicious
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Love and War may be the best couples porn flick Ive seen in years. Director Toni English knows how to make a movie that combines a good storyline, excellent acting, and decent sex. This comes from a reviewer who normally hates all couples features. Julia Ann is the star of the movie, and she could be a crossover actress in mainstream Hollywood any day. Randy Spears is her boyfriend, and hes a darn good actor also. Throw in the always-reliable Lezley Zen and above-average performances by Eric Masterson and Aurora Snow, and you wont be FFing through the dialogue. Julia Ann visits her boyfriend, Spears, in his office, where they do the horizontal mambo on his desk, ending in a pussy cumshot. Felix Vicious recalls her first date with her boyfriend, Steve Hatcher. They go to a rock concert and end up alone backstage. Thats as good a place as any, so they fuck each other in a couple positions before Steve drops a load on Felixs sweet mug. Aurora and Eric hook up next in a nice mansion living room.
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Release date: 1/23/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: Purrrfect Video
Review brief: If you like your porn uncomplicated, easy on the senses, and filled with hot sex, Real XXX Letters #7 is your cup of java. Six scenes filled with hot babes, decent looking guys, very little dialogue, and nice camera angles are all some viewers need to spend a great night in front of the tube. Adara Star leads off this parade of beauties. Shes got long, black hair, a shaved snatch, a small scorpion tat on her pelvis and another small patch of ink on her right shoulder. Her medium, natural tits jiggle nicely as she goes through several positions with Matt Bixel. She gladly accepts his man juice on her face to end a pretty good scene. Next to the plate is Autumn Starr (as Amy). She has an attractive face, a natural, slim body, bare slit, nice breasts, and zero tats. Shes teamed up with Sergio in a hot scene ending in another great facial. Cute little Lexi Matthews pays us a visit next. She has reddish/brown hair and also has a terrific natural body.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, Ander Page, Shy Love, Teagan Presley, Jean Val Jean, Randi Wright, Heather Hunt
Review brief: The North Pole series is nearly 50 volumes old now, and it continues to be one of the best series on the market. #49 continues in that tradition, giving us nice-looking ladies, great sex, good sets and lighting, and optimal camerawork. Very cute brunette Shy Luv engages in the timeless porn theme of rich girl screws pool boy. She begins by giving him head out by the concrete swimming hole (Beverly Hillbillies reference). Before long they are on a bed where the guy (possibly Jean Valjean) returns the oral favor. He then fucks her hard in several positions, eventually getting his cock in her ass. There is a little too much gaping for my taste the guy must be a Euro but the otherwise hot scene ends in a nice facial. Another beautiful brunette, Ander Paige, drops by to visit a guy (possibly Titus Long) and begins the action with a fantastic blowjob. The fact he is not endowed like most porn studs is actually to his and our advantage as she easily takes him down her throat.
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