Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 15)
Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Ginger, Veronica, Tiffany, Alberto Rey, Sheena, James Brossman, Thomas Stone, Lisa Sparkle, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Review brief: Naturally Perfect is one of the better Euro offerings Ive seen in quite a while. The director, who elected to remain anonymous in the credits, gets down to business fast, with very little opening set-ups for each scene. The girls, while possibly B-listers, are all mildly attractive. The guys mind their manners and dont abuse the girls as so many Euro directors insist. Two brunettes, Lucy Lee and Veronica, start the action with Robert Rosenberg. There is a little of the typical Euro fake moaning by the girls, but they seem to enjoy eating each other while Robert slams them pretty good. Lucy takes it up the butt, and then shares a facial with Veronica with some nice PCH. Ginger has a nice, natural body, smallish tits, and her brown hair in braids. She and Thomas Stoive fuck in several positions before she accepts his guy goo on her mug and licks the platter clean. The only blonde of the flick, Sheena, does Renato in the third scene. She could stand to lose a few pounds, but is fairly enthusiastic throughout the romp.
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Release date: 9/10/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Tom Byron, Bobby Vitale, Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Gabrielle, Vince Vouyer, Sabrina Johnson, Jon Dough, Nikki Brantz, Preshia, Scarlette, Janai, Kira Valentine
Review brief: Nasty Nymphos #14 was released in 1996 by Anabolic, directed by Biff Malibu, and might possibly be the worst volume in this long-running series. The series was known for some hot women, as are Nicki Brantz and Janai here, but there were plenty of factors that made it a hit-and-miss rental in those days. The most obvious negative to me was the music track employed in the series. This was some of the most obnoxious, repetitive, weird music in porn annals. This volume was no exception, the worst offender being the soundtrack over the Janai-Sean Michaels romp. The music (for lack of a better word) included this monotonous laughing that completely killed the heat of the scene. Malibu also insisted on asking inane questions of the performers during the warm-up interview. Never has so little been learned through so many questions. Brown-haired, big-chested Gabriella takes on Vince Voyeur and a very young (almost shy) Bobby Vitale (billed as Vittali) in the opener. Shes wearing the same white one-piece outfit I saw her wear in a Video Virgins scene.
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Release date: 2/12/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Mike Foster, Frank Gun, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Liz Honey, Angel Dark, Gloria Gucci, Silvy Taylor, Offilia
Directed by: Jordan Hart
Review brief: Legal Skin #13 is a terrific porno if you overlook the storyline. The cast is filled with beautiful women and the action is scorching hot, by Euro standards any way. Just keep the FF button on your remote handy for the between-the-sex attempts at a plot. Speaking of plot, forget it. It has something to do with diamonds, but the heavy accents make trying to decipher whats going on a waste of time. Just watch the girls in action and you will be rewarded. Brunette Andy Brown is first. She is very cute and has a great, thin, natural body. She and some dude (there are no credits for the actors) cavort on a couch. If the cameraman had not tried to get fancy and shoot much of the scene from behind two wine glasses on a nearby table, this would get higher raves. Even still, the anal, facial and terrific post-cum head make it a keeper. In a beauty salon (with barking dogs in the background no less), we find blond Mary and brown-haired Vanessa going at each other, complete with the inclusion (and insertion) of a couple toys.
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Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Julian, Sophia, Adriana, Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Lisa Nicole, Corina Taylor, Diana Doll
Review brief: New Sensations Good Girls Doing Bad Things #3 is what all porn should be like attractive women, hard-driving but non-abusive sex, good camera work catching the right angles, and no ridiculous plot lines or poor attempts at acting. Jonni Darkko and Tyrone Shoes are listed as the directors, and they are living proof that someone out there in Pornland knows how to make good stroke films. There are no interviews, setups, or other garbage preceding each of the five scenes. The girls do a bit of a strip tease, then the guy comes in and the action starts. Thank you, Jonni and Tyrone, for finally getting the right formula. Very cute blonde Sue Diamond is first, and she teams with Ben English in a very spirited romp. She delivers an enthusiastic blowjob, then Ben takes over and begins stroking her pussy as hard as possible as she moans her approval. He doesnt feel the need (as many of his contemporaries do) to pull his hardon out every 30 seconds to admire it. He just pounds away for about 20 minutes and finally shoots a load on her pretty face.
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Release date: 7/27/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy [I] (ambiguous), Celeste, Autumn Haze, Jassie
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Id given up on all Ed Powers productions for several years, preferring oral surgery to sitting through Eds crappy flicks. But Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes #37 fell into my lap the other day and I figured Id give Ed another chance. Big mistake! The box cover states that there is less editing than my other tapes. Why not come out and tell the truth, Ed. You made a crappy movie and didnt think even a little snipping would help it. Instead, he leaves in all the junk we dont want to see unless were watching the Behind the Scenes bonus feature on a DVD, which is what this atrocity reminded me of. Jassie and Randy Redwood are a real-life couple and claim this will be their first threeway. Autumn Haze, a brunette who sort of resembles Faith Adams in the face, is the not-so-lucky girl. After ten minutes of Autumn and Jassie lezzing it out (including some toy play), Randy jumps in. Soon Ed joins the action. There are a couple internal cum shots by Randy, a torso splattering on Autumn by Ed, and a overly-long masturbation scene with Randy and Jassie that ends with a facial.
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Release date: 3/18/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Vanessa, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Sharon Wild, Neeo, Estella, Julia Crow, Alexis Malone, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Dark Angel, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Lani Kaluha, Maria Sun, Scarlet O'Whora, Nikki Sun, Lani Lei, Angel Dark, Janet Peron, Gage (Czech), Naomi (Czech), Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Blow Me Sandwich #4 is the latest in this fine series. The premise is simple: two attractive ladies in barely any clothes preen for the camera briefly, then get down and start sucking cock. The blowjobs last 10-14 minutes each, end in a facial, and some good PCH. Thats it - simple and effective! Here are the scene breakdowns: Dark Angel, Sue Diamond, guy Ariana Jollee, Estella, guy Jane Darling, Janet, guy Cytherea, Lani Lei, guy Julia Crow, Marie Sun, guy Alexis Malone, Lola, guy Scarlet OWhora, Sharon Wild, guy Eva, Vanessa, guy This is serious stroker material with no dumb special effects or camera angles. The lighting is great throughout. There is no obnoxious music. The women range from very attractive to beautiful. Some of the girls spend more time than others playing with each other. Thats okay with me, as long as someone has a cock in her mouth at all times. This is how all blowjob flicks should be produced. (For the other extreme, read my review of Blowjob Adventures of Dr.
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Release date: 10/13/2001
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Alec Metro, Amber Lynn, Holly Body, J.R. Carrington, Shawn Ricks, April, Buck Adams, Marilyn Star, Jordan St. James, Jordan
Directed by: Buck Adams
Review brief: Babewatch #4 should have been titled Babe un-watch, as this is a terrible movie with less passion and heat than understandable plot lines. As the dialogue and script leave so much to be desired, what follows is simply a scene breakdown. J.R. Carrington, Marilyn Star, Buck Adams, Alex Metro Jordan St. James, Bobby Vitale Amber Lynn, Abbey Gale (billed as April) Holly Body, Shawn Ricks Abbey Gale, Buck Adams This is, of course, a takeoff of the old TV series Baywatch. The girls run around in skimpy bathing suits, but there the similarities end. None of the girls look able to swim ten yards, let alone save someone from drowning. And Buck Adams will never make anyone forget David Hasselhoff. The acting is plentiful and crappy.
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Release date: 1/28/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Roxanne Hall, Felicia Fox, Christie Leigh, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Mya Lovely, Corina Taylor, Christie Lee
Review brief: Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio #42 had so much potential to be a great oral only flick. But director William H. has taken over this long-running series and found a way to screw it up. B.J.A.D.F. used to be the benchmark for all blowjob movies, concentrating on the hummers and nothing else. William H. has decided he wants to be the star of the show. His directorial credits include The Idiots Guide to Making Porn Movies, and never could a man be considered more of an expert on idiots. How else do you explain taking a tried-and-true formula for success and trying to find a way to improve it? He has, and he doesnt. Where to start? Okay, he takes about four minutes setting up the first scene with some stupid premise that he wants to film his girlfriend (Summer Sweet) giving another guy a blowjob in the park. Then he talks to her almost non-stop through the sex. Do you like sucking that cock? She smiles and giggles throughout, but you can tell she wishes he would just shut up and let her do her job.
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Release date: 3/18/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Billy Glide, Sabrina, James, Tiffany, Kimberly Kane, Mark Ashley, Aspen Stevens, Audrey Hollander, Benjamin Brat, Marco Banderas, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal #45 is the latest in a long line of successful Hustler videos from director Clive McLean. With any luck, this will be the end of the line. Who can argue with success? I can. Granted this series has made a ton of money for Hustler, but speaking as a porn fan, I think it has been going downhill for over a year. The series continues to attract young talent, but recently the girls attractiveness has slipped noticeably. For example, red-haired Katja opens things up with a couple parolees inside a biker bar. She looks right at home here with hardened looks and a huge tat on her right shoulder. If she is barely legal, the age of consent in her state must be 25. She romps with Marcos and Steve (based on their fake moaning, Im guessing they are Euros) on a pool table with several people watching. Katja takes it up the arse, does a little DP, and finishes things off with a double facial. Audrey Hollander is a curly-haired carrot-top with a ton of freckles. She has a cute, shaved pussy, and tats on her tailbone and pelvis region.
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Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, Alberto Rey, Claudio Meloni, James Brossman, Sandy Style, Chrissy Taylor
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: North Pole #45 is the most recent of this very successful Peter North line. The formula for success here is simple: attractive performers, very little setup or dialogue, and good, hard sex. The camerawork is usually excellent and the sets and lighting are professional. The volume starts us off with Christie Lee (as Christie) and Peter. She is a cute blond with a natural body. There is great chemistry between these two as they go through several position changes en route to a closed-mouth facial. She talks to him several times about what to do and when, even telling him at one point, Dont you take that dick out of me. Good scene. Next up is Janet, a brown-haired Euro. She gets tag-teamed by Alberto Rey and James Brossman, two Euro studs. Janet is very attractive with a nice body and .egads, a huge lizard on her shoulder! Oh, my mistake, thats a tattoo.
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Release date: 8/7/2003
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004
Studio: Metro
Starring: Mark Davis, Pat Myne, Dillion Day, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, Sabrine Maui, Temptation, Taylor Rain, Nyomi Marcela, Britney Foster
Directed by: Britney Foster
Review brief: I have been renting and buying porn for nearly 30 years. I usually make a decision on which titles to get by the actresses in the cast list. I have never acquired smut based on the actors involved. I do, however, avoid certain flicks when guys like Pat Myne are involved. I had Metros Teens in Toyland fall into my lap the other day and thought Id give Pat another try. Mistake # 1! Back to him later. Britney Foster directs this amateurish attempt at erotica. It must be her first directorial effort. She interviews the girls as they play, first with toys, then with real male cocks. Her questions come right out of junior high bathroom talk. Do you like playing with yourself? Does that feel good? Do you enjoy sucking cock? Totally amateur and obnoxious! Taylor Rain is a brown-haired beauty forced to endure (along with us) Britneys inane questions until she and Joey Ray start fucking. Shes a piece of sexual dynamite and appears to be having a great time until Britney starts asking questions again.
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Release date: 4/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Steven St. Croix, John West, Layla Jade, Cheyne Collins, Sophie Evans, Joey Ray, Monica Mayhem, Toni Ribas, Felix Vicious, Jesse V.
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Sweet Sounds is a bit off key and hits some sour notes. This is a couples-only flick from director Nicholas Steele that features cute Aussie Monica Mayhem as an aspiring nightclub singer. As a singer, Monica makes a good porn actress. The script for this movie could not have been more than two pages long. Every hackneyed porn cliché is used here, including long, lingering shots of the guys faces as they get blowjobs and during cumshots, cameras catching the action from behind the performers heads, and a terrible soundtrack. Considering the terrific-looking cast, this could have been a great flick. Instead it is run-of-the-mill. Jesse V. is a cute dirty blonde. She hooks up with Cheyne Collins in a kitchen scene with only two position changes and a butt cumshot. Monica is auditioning in a nightclub, singing a ballad and wearing a revealing white outfit. Record agent Cheyne is in the audience. Afterward, she and her friend/confidant Layla-Jade do a girl/girl in a bathroom, an uninspired romp that includes some toy action.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Chloe, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Eric Masterson, Noname Jane, Britney Foster
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: Six Degrees of Penetration is a very good porn flick. Director Sky Blue brings out the best in her ensemble cast, doesnt screw up the atmosphere with stupid special effects, and basically just presents 94 minutes of very hot sex. The limited storyline (thank you, Skye!) follows a necklace that Chloe gives to her lover, Rafe. She tells him to give it to his next conquest who, in turn, must promise to do the same, etc., etc. Most of the action resumes just a few minutes after that of the previous scene, Skye preferring to let her performers fuck rather than act (thanks again). Chloe and Rafe start the action in bed. He goes down on her and then starts pounding away before she gets a chance to show her ample oral skills. Bummer! Chloe, who is one of porns all-time underrated performers, takes Rafe up her butt before he cums on her tummy. She gives him a little PCH to end a very good scene. Lezley Zen and Trevor Zen are in an art gallery, and it doesnt take long before they find a couch and go at it.
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Release date: 1/18/2004
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Starring: Sergio, John West, Cheyne Collins, Venus, Monica Mayhem, Anthony Hardwood, Dick Delaware, Faith Grant, Vicky Vette
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Monica Mayhem, the gorgeous Aussie blonde, has finally joined the ranks of hundreds of other actresses who have added bolt-ons and shoulder tattoos to their bodies. What was once an adorable, sexy girl is now a hardened porn slut. Someone gave Monica some very bad advice on how to improve her looks. She now looks like every other trailer trash bimbo in the jizz biz. Unfortunate! Monicas Sex Crimes has nothing to do with breaking the law. In fact, the only crime committed here is by director Rick Davis and the Cherry Boxxx production team. The sex, for the most part, is uninspired and boring. Monica romps with Cheyne Collins in the opening segment. They go at it on what looks like a cold marble floor. Despite this sterile setting, Monica gets pounded hard by Cheyne and gives a spirited performance. The cumshot is courtesy of a Monica handjob, and she licks some of the goo from her fingers afterward. If she doesnt have an aversion to the taste, why not have her take a facial? Monica answers the doorbell at the same house and welcomes John West.
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Release date: 9/5/2003
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004
Studio: Knob Ryder
Starring: Kyle Stone, Amythiest, August, Aria, Barrett Blade, Alex Rox, Cindy Crawford, Jordan Haze, Koko, Craig Monahan
Review brief: Is squirting a myth? There are ample arguments on each side on the controversy. Some say that squirting is nothing more than the girl peeing. Others say that it is, in fact, a womans form of ejaculation. Thats the side Aria defends in Gush #4. In an interview (included as part of the DVD extras), Aria describes her squirting as completely unrehearsed, a spontaneous reaction to sexual stimulation. It is NOT peeing, she insists as she goes into great detail about how her body tenses up just before a squirt. Whether Arias interview puts an end to the debate remains to be seen, but Gush #4 is more than just a squirting flick. This is a hot movie! There are five scenes involving six above-average looking women, and the sex is sizzling in just about every one. Aria starts off the action in a barn with Kyle Stone. She wears a cowboy hat throughout the action, but her terrific body and long, brown hair never looked better.
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Release date: 5/23/2003
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Nick East, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Rebecca Bardoux, Dave Hardman, Alex Sanders, Juli Ashton, Ariana, Rick Masters, Mike Horner, Vanessa Chase, Tammi Ann, Jon Dough, Jordan Lee, Nicole Lace, Amber Woods, Beverly Glen
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Butt Detective is strictly a couples film that could have been great, but instead is ruined by an editor with too many toys to play with on his control board. There are some very hot ladies here, but their performances are completely sabotaged by loud, obnoxious music and MTV-style camera work. This flick is part of what VCA calls its Classics on DVD series. What a misnomer! Calling this a classic is an insult to all the truly great pornos that preceded it. I found myself FF through the sex scenes and watching the plot. That doesnt happen often! The often-humorous storyline has wealthy Jon Dough hiring private eye Harry Spader (Mike Horner) to find a girl - with only a snapshot of her butt as a clue. Horner is as funny in this flick as hes ever been. Juli Ashton is his assistant, and Horner starts his search with Juli in their office. After a short BJ, Juli and Mike go through several position changes, including some anal, before Juli takes a load on her sweet face. As with EVERY other scene in this movie, the dumb music and special effects start the second the sex begins.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 4/6/2004
Studio: Rosebud
Starring: Melody, Jade Marcela, Justine Romee, Aurora Snow, Krystal Steal, Fiona Cheeks, Daisy Dukes
Directed by: Master Blaster
Review brief: To Completion #4 is one of the better blowjob movies around. As with all these oral only flicks, there are 4-5 well-known studettes to give the title some star power, a few B girls, and a couple C listers. The heavyweights (in name only) here are Aurora Snow, Krystal Steal, Daisy Dukes, and Fiona Bones. Master Blaster is listed as the director, but Jules Jordan is running this show. Im not sure if they are one and the same. Most of the male cast is unseen. All the girls take facials, and a few swallow. Two girls Jade Marcella and Justine Romee blow two guys at a time and take double shots to their mugs. Melody, Stacy Carpenter, and Trixie Kelly round out the female cast list. With good camera work and lighting, Jordan captures the nine girls from the best possible angles and doesnt interfere with the action. For the most part, the girls provide spirited performances and seem to really enjoy sucking cock. Most of the guys are average length (no Lee Stones or Sledge Hammers here), which allows the girls to actually try a little deep throat once in a while.
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Release date: 12/8/2003
Reviewed on: 4/2/2004
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Julie Meadows, Olivia del Rio, Jessica Darlin, Angel Long, Olivia Saint, Ashley Long, Elizabeth Del Mar, Nicole Scott
Review brief: Naughty Bottoms #2 is a Simon Wolf compilation featuring some pretty women and hot sex. There are seven scenes, each clipped from a Simon Wolf original feature. As most of the original flicks have already been reviewed on the Internet, I will simply list the scenes and their origins. Angel Long, Ashley Long, Tristan Segal (Just Anal Sex) Jessica Darlin, Sledge Hammer (Dripping Wet Sex #5) Olivia Del Rio, Mark Ashley (Just Anal Sex #2) Nicole Scott, Jonathan Cain (Wet Pink #2) Elizabeth Del Mar, Brett Rockman (Wet Pink #1) Julie Meadows, Joey Ray (Mandy the Perfect Gift) Olivia Saint, Sledge Hammer, Devlin Weed (Dripping Wet Sex #5) As with most Simon Wolf films, this is one packed with steamy action, good camerawork, and unobtrusive music. The two sizzling Longs (not related), Nicole Scott, and Julie Meadows were the high points of this comp for me.
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Release date: 9/12/2003
Reviewed on: 4/2/2004
Studio: Purrrfect Video
Review brief: Jade Marx has been in some 30 pornos over the last four years. And while she may not be a household name, she is certainly one of the best performers in the biz today. Jade Marx: An Intimate Sex Life Exposed features six scenes starring Ms. Marx, and all of them are hot. If you are not familiar with this sexual dynamo, this DVD will serve as a great introduction to Jade and her work. Jade has a slender body with medium, natural breasts. Her brown/blond hair falls just below her shoulders. She sports a small tattoo on her left shoulder blade, one on her right ankle, and another near her pubes. Her smile would light up the Carlsbad Caverns. Jade begins this flick with a little background on the start of her career. She then engages Jay Ashley in a spirited romp on a couch. He starts out eating her, but before long her lips are wrapped tightly around his cock. This girl knows how to suck cock! A hard doggie is next, and Jade adds to her obvious pleasure by rubbing her clit while Jay pounds away. He inserts a silver dildo into her butt as he fucks her from behind.
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Release date: 11/26/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Mark Davis, Melanie, Claudio, Kayla, Mark Wood, Claudio Meloni, Delilah, Toni Ribas, Becca Bratt, Lisa Marie, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Shayna Knight, Kayla Marie, Mary Kate Ashley, Kate Kaptive
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: I really enjoyed Not Just Another 8 Teen Movie, so I figured the second volume of this series would also be worth a watch. Well, it wasnt as good as the original, but it aint bad. Director Greg Alves does a short interview with each girl before the action starts. I cant believe he works off a script, but he seems really sharp. He has a quick wit and seems to put the girls at ease with his easy-going manner and humor. Mary Kate Ashley is semi-cute with long, blond hair, a shaved slit, and small, natural tits. She smokes during her interview. And she smokes pretty hot in her sex scene also. She hooks up with Tony Ribas, who puts Mary Kate through the rigors of several position changes, all the while doing his ridiculous Euro fake moaning. She takes a nice coating on her face to end a good scene. Next up is Shayna Knight, a brunette with a mole on her chin, medium, natural boobs, and a pretty smile on her face. She puts up with Marc Davis tough guy routine to complete a 10-position romp, including an impressive attempt at deep throat.
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Release date: 11/7/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, Julian, Steve Holmes, Lee Stone, Sabrine Maui, Julie Robbins, Fiona Bones, Clarke Kent, Andrew Riviera, Ariana Jollee, Vicky Vette
Review brief: Anal Addicts #14 continues in the tradition of this fine series. There are a couple low points, but some good stuff is here also. This flick is subtitled Haunted House, and the storyline, such as it is, revolves around a bunch of people having sex in this scary mansion. BEWARE: there are inferences of people being killed here! Cute little Asian Sabrine Mauis car breaks down and shes forced to knock on the Haunted House door and ask Julian (now hes a scary sight with his clothes off!) if she call the auto club. I turned off the sound because I didnt want to know how he talked her into sex (another frightening thought), but they eventually get it on. Petite Sabrine takes big old Julians cock up her poopchute with ease, and he rewards her with a nice facial. He then gives her a chilling Bela Lugosi look (good acting). Peter North enters the house as Julian is leaving and soon discovers a body (Sabrine possibly?). He wraps it in a sheet and starts to take off when another knock sounds on the door. In walks Vicky Vette and Andrew Rivera.
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Release date: 10/14/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: John West, Nikki Lynn, Rafe, Hamilton Steele, Rachel Rotten, Dave Pounder, Rob Rotten, Crystal Ray, Katarina McKenna, Lovely Lexi
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Ive enjoyed Purrrfect Videos Real XXX Letters series and mistakenly picked this one up thinking it was the next volume. Oops! Nothing is further from the fact. Real Sexxx Letters is a cheap ripoff of a successful series. The first evidence that this DVD will have problems is to look at the cast list. Any production that includes Rob Rotten can be considered second-rate immediately. This guy is a walking freak show, with tattoos covering his entire body and a spiked Mohawk that is just plain frightening. To try to pass him off as a porn star is an insult to all other porners. He is, quite simply, unwatchable. But I digress. Like Real XXX Letters, this flick employs a voiceover of a girl reading a letter from an alleged porn fan. That can be a strong tool to set up a scene when done properly. Here, it reeks of sophomoric love notes. Crystal Ray starts off the action with John West. Her average looks are ruined by an unsightly tailbone tat. She sports long, blond hair, a lithe body, and natural, medium tits.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Julian, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Tyler Houston, Brooke Milano
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Young as They Cum #14 is probably the scraping off the floor in the New Sensations editing room. None of these girls are A listers, and only by generous definition could any be considered even Bs. Christie Lee (billed here simply as Christie) starts off this rocky road with Julian, porns version of the Illustrated Man. This is actually a pretty hot scene, thanks to Christies enthusiasm. Maybe the dirty blonde likes reading the cartoons on Julians body as they go through a mish, doggie, CG, spoon and finally a facial. Brown-haired Brooke (Brook) Milano appears next. She has small, natural tits and appears to be Hispanic. Mark Ashley goes through the motions with her. They exchange oral favors (shes not the greatest cocksucker in the world), followed by mish, doggie, CG, and RC. Mark ends up making a deposit on her mug to end a forgettable scene. Holly Day has brunette hair, an average face, and medium, natural breasts. Ben English starts out this scene put simply taking her in a standing doggie.
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Release date: 1/23/2004
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Laura Palmer, Claudia, Elizabeth, Monique, Caroline, Regina, Regina Diamond, Monica Orsini, Monica, Katalyn, Suzy Q., Jessica James, Cindy Kay, Illana Moore, Lana Cox, Monica Baal, Stacy Spelling, Lana Moore, Cardina, Anna Maria, Elizabeth King
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Voyeurs Favorite Blowjobs and Anals #4 is a compilation from many Evil Angel features, not just the Voyeur series. Which was a pleasant surprise to this reviewer, as Im not a big fan of John Leslies popular series. The bad news: Leslie utilizes the same irritating tricks in his other series that I abhor in Voyeur. Leslie gets kudos for lining up beautiful women (many of them Euros) and getting them to perform fairly hot in his scenes. My problem with him is that he cannot keep his camera still for more than three seconds. That roving camera of his makes me seasick and detracts from otherwise well-situated scenes. John, somewhere between keeping the camera on a tripod at the same angle for five minutes (like Ed Powers) and your non-stop switching of views is a happy medium.
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Release date: 9/4/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: John Decker, Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon, April, Gwen Summers, Joey Ray, Kristina Black, Kittie Marie, Sharon Wild
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Try to resist Irresistible if you wish. But the name says it all. This is a pretty good porno with plenty of hot sex. Overlook the convoluted plot and typical bad acting (get new batteries for your remote) and this is darn good stuff from director Nic Cramer and Sin City! Forget the plot; it just gets in the way of the sex. We start out in a bar with Kristina Black, a great looking brunette, on her knees in front of Chris Cannon. She gives an enthusiastic hummer in a scene that suffers only from some too-fancy camerawork (long shot of the shadows). Black knows how to work over a dick, and she has Cannon cumming in about eight minutes on her face. She swallows his load, then licks and sucks his cock for clean-up. Turns out that scene was all in the mind of fledgling writer Joey Ray. That night he fantasizes about diddling his house guest, Kitty Marie. A small gap between her front teeth does nothing to detract from this cuties looks. They do a spirited romp on a bed with only the light of the moon illuminating the proceedings.
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