Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 11)
Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 11/26/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Stacy Valentine, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Juli Ashton, Dee [II] (classic female), Vicca, Gina Ryder, P.J. Sparxx, Anita Blonde, Rayveness, Stevie, Maya Divine
Review brief: Bald Beaver Blast is another case of the false advertising that runs rampant in the porn industry. This four-hour compilation from VCA Exposed offers 19 scenes, with exactly TWO featuring girls with shaved slits. While this may not seem like a big deal to many, there are a segment of porn lovers who absolutely adore a bald beaver. A compilation titled like this is downright unethical. Youd think VCA, which has been around for many years, would be able to find 19 naked pussies in its film vault. Shameful! As most of the original flicks have been reviewed elsewhere on the Net, I will offer only the scene breakdown (with bald on the two appropriate girls): Dee, Katja Kean (bald), Keri Windsor, Vicca (Ritual) Michael J.
read the complete review
Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 11/26/2004
Studio: Dane
Starring: Liza Harper, Taylor Lynn
Review brief: Youll want to call the main desk and have them take back Room Service #1 unless you like your sex boring, your girls average (at best), and your porn with obnoxious music soundtracks. Fake moaning abounds in this unexciting flick and the girls stare incessantly at the camera instead of their partners. Lisa Harper is the first of the B-listers in this Dane production. The brunette yawns her way through a long, tedious romp with ancient Rod Fontana that includes some anal and A2M and ends with a cream pie popshot. Surfer blonde Crystal Ray and John West are the next pairing. The camera work in this scene is pathetic, with the wobbling and shaking normally associated with junior high school productions. Theres plenty of P2M and a facial. Chubby blonde Taylor Lynn is next. The cutest thing about this girl is her shaved slit. Dave Pounder doesnt exactly pound her as they go through the motions in another stale scene that ends in an open-mouth facial. Brunette Kelli Tyler is probably the best-looking girl, and they saved her for last (only four scenes?).
read the complete review
Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/26/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Samantha, Dillion Day, George Uhl, Joe Monti, Daria Glower, Veronica Da Souza, Dieter Von Stein
Directed by: Dillion Day
Review brief: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holderer, beholder, but I cant imagine anyone believing that the girls in Fucking Beautiful live up to that billing. There are beautiful girls in porn (Silvia Saint and Tawny Roberts come to mind), but this collection of chubby, big-titted babes couldnt carry their compacts. To give credit wheres its due, however, I have to admit that Euro girls really know how to take a facial and give loving post-cum head. Not that Samantha in the opening scene is a dog. Shes a very cute brunette, and she romps with Dillon in a scene that takes far too long (over 20 minutes) to reach the facial. Nicole is not as cute, but the brunette does her best to bring some zest into a threeway with two guys (credits left something to be desired). Unfortunately, the guys are going through the motions and the sex is stale, at best, before they drop a double shot of their love into Nicoles waiting mouth. Viktorie is an above average blonde.
read the complete review
Release date: 9/17/2004
Reviewed on: 11/26/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Billy Glide, Shay Sweet, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sophia, Scott Styles, Ashley Long, Taylor Rain, Talon, Richard Kline, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: Dawn is a nice, friendly couples flick from Sin City and director Francois Clousot. Theres lots of soft music and mood lighting as well as the standard lame storyline. Fast forward through the dialogue and stop when you see cute blonde Shay Sweet sucking Steven St. Croixs cock. Despite her bolt-ons and numerous tats, Shay remains one of the prettiest porn stars in history. Steven, as is his custom, shows her no respect during their screwing. He does that annoying pull it out, stick it back in thing with his cock. I wish someone would explain why porn guys do this. It annoys the viewer as well as the girls, and Shay has a look on her face that screams, Stop that and just fuck me hard! Which he does when he keeps his cock in her pussy for more than two strokes. Anyway, he finishes things off with a nice facial. Cute brunette Taylor Rain is next. She and Billy Glyde have a heated tryst, and Taylor looks great with a cock in her ass. Warning, couples - theres some A2M here and a fantastic open mouth facial. Shay is back to mix it up with Scott Styles.
read the complete review
Release date: 8/10/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Bruno SX, Veronica Carso, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, K.K., Kris Slater, Lauren Phoenix, Cytherea, Nautica Thorn, Lauro Giotto, Joe Friday, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Total Babe #4 is a pretty good flick, considering only about half the girls could be considered babes by my definition. Teagan is absolutely a babe, and she takes on Chris Slater in the opening scene. Theres plenty of chemistry between the two and the heat they generate is way above most porn standards. She takes it up the ass and accepts an open-mouth facial (which she swallows) to end a very good scene. Brittney Skye doesnt do much for me with her bottle blonde hair and fake tits. She and Barrett Blade engage in some lukewarm action that includes some anal and a cumshot across her not-so-little belly. She gives some PCH. Ive seen Nautica Thorn looking better, but she aint bad. The brunette simply goes through the motions with Joe Friday and tops things off with an open-mouth facial. Bruno Assix gets to play with two average-looking Euros (I think), Kelly and Veronica Carso. There is very little interaction between the girls as they simply play with themselves while waiting their turn with Bruno.
read the complete review
Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Shawnie
Review brief: Cum on my Face #2 in a Devils Films compilation that doesnt disappoint when it promises 109 cum shots. But anyone who can watch two hours of unattractive women getting sperm smeared on their mugs is better than this reviewer. The girls, none of whom are identified, are strictly B-listers, and few look better without the face frosting than with it. There is plenty of interracial sex here, with ebony girls and guys in seemingly every other scene. Some of the girls take multiple pop shots. The DVD offers 11 chapter stops, with 10 pop shots per chapter.
read the complete review
Release date: 10/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Blowjob Fantasies #20 is better than most all oral flicks, even without any real beauties in the cast. Ive seen compilations that were far less watchable than this. The dozen girls all follow the same script: a slow strip tease, then a little head, followed by the removal of her top, then a bit of titty fucking, and climaxing (literally) with a facial. There are some deep throating attempts and some dirty talk when the girls come up for air. Most of the cumshots are pretty messy and some of the girls give some PCH to finish. Of note are Asian beauty Lilly Thai, who caused me to wince when she slapped the guys hardon a couple times. Ouch! Gia Paloma (credited as Gia Jordan sloppy!) gives an enthusiastic performance. Cute brunette Kelly Kline looks right at home between the legs of her s/o, Richard Raymond. (No other males are credited or seen).
read the complete review
Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004
Studio: Colossal Entertainment
Starring: Cytherea, Ashley Haze, Chiquita Lopez, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Bitches in Heat would be a much better flick if director Jake Malone would have duct taped his own mouth. This guy never shuts up, and his running commentary is most unnerving. If you can find the FF button on your remote and can sit through some very long set-ups, the sex scenes arent bad. The guys are fairly abusive to the girls, with lots of spanking, face slapping, hair pulling, and gaping. But the girls are nasty, talk dirty, and dont seem to mind being portrayed as filthy sluts. Brown-haired beauty Cytherea goes first. As with all the scenes, she poses and masturbates for 7-8 minutes before the action starts. Yawn! But she and Randy Spears have a volcanic romp, with Cytherea doing her trademark squirting at least three times. Randy dumps his load on her eager, open mouth to end a great scene. It goes downhill fast, however, as unattractive Latin brunette Chiquita Lopez gets boned in every conceivable way by Malone and Benjamin Bratt (credited as Benjamin Pratt sloppy!). The guys lay the abuse on heavy, with lots of slapping, spitting in her mouth, DP, and A2M.
read the complete review
Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: If you like your porn artsy and stylish, Erotic Stories: Lovers and Cheaters #2 may be your cup of tea. Director James Avalon probably spent more time in the editing room than on the set to make this couples only feature. Unfortunately for raincoaters, all the beautiful talent in this cast is bathed in soft lighting and surrounded by irritating soft music. The final effect is that of a Playboy video gone a little berserk. The sex is pretty good, with lots of hard pounding, a couple of DPs, and three facials. But the MTV-style editing with herky-jerky cuts and slo-mo action wears on the hardcore viewer. And that music! Avalon, please, never use anything but instrumentals in the background. Having people singing and screaming to the music detracts from the over-all effect. Cute brunette Jassie and hubby Matt Bixel play a game of burglar sneaks into house and seduces damsel in the first scene. The sex is hard but not abusive, and Jassie really seems to be enjoying the romp. But the special effects and editing destroyed my pleasure.
read the complete review
Release date: 4/12/2004
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Davia Ardell, Heidi Dalton, Jodi Ryder, Taylor Rain, Crissy Moran, Samy Bright
Review brief: Taylor Rain Exposed is another New Machine compilation that would be considered a rip-off except weve come to accept these trashy productions for what they are two scenes for the star, then a bunch of junk thrown together. Who decides which other female performers go onto the disc is anyones guess, but they must just gather up the videotape from the cutting room floor and say, Heres enough material. Lets start splicing. Taylor Rain is a perpetually cute brunette who deserves a comp by herself, yet New Machine throws her in with some real scrap here. Sammy Bright is an attractive blonde, and Heidi Dalton aint bad. The others are strictly B-listers, if that.
read the complete review
Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Tommy Gunn, Cheyne Collins, Monica Mayhem, Dick Delaware, Vicky Vette, Dick Tracy, Bobbi Eden, Eve Laurence, Cain Cannon
Review brief: I needed to see a Sex Therapist after viewing the Cherry Boxxx production of that title. Here I thought Mrs. Groove and I had a normal sex life, and it turns out were the ones all screwed up. The storyline has different patients telling their woes to their sex therapists, mostly blonde Monica Mayhem. Although the audio got a bit scrambled in parts, the patients had a multitude of problems to confess. Too bad the acting was so wretched! Monica likes her therapy to be hands on, so she takes care of Tommy Gunn personally in the opening scene. Its an uneventful romp that ends in a shot across her bolt-ons. Cheyne Collins helps out his patient, blond Eve Lawrence next. Another professional fuck between Cheyne and Eve, who sports a few extra pounds and a shoulder tat. She takes a nice facial to end the session. Shayla LaVeaux has been around porn for more than a decade, but she still looks pretty good.
read the complete review
Release date: 4/20/2004
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Starring: Tyce Bune, Sophia, Cheyne Collins, Adriana, Dic Tracy, Anthony Hardwood, Taylor Rain, Barrett Blade, Shauna Banks, Alisha Bizart, Kelly Anderson, Diana Doll
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Limo Driver offers some hot sex with some decent-looking talent, but gets repetitious very quickly. Each of the six scenes starts the same way: a limo driver knocks on the front door of his client, who happens to be a horny girl, and they have sex. The only change to the plot is where the action takes place (bed, couch, bathroom). The matchups include: blonde Kelly Anderson and Tyce Bune; blonde Sue Diamond (who does an amazing RC on a bathtub) and Anthony Hardwood; brunette Shauna Banks and Cheyne Collins; brown-haired Alisha Bizart and Magnum Force; cute brunette Taylor Rain and Dick Tracy; and streaked brunette Sophia with Barrett Blade. Magnum is the only guy lucky enough to fuck his girl in the butt. All the girls take facials except Shauna. This is typical of the slick Cherry Boxxx productions under director Rick Davis. Hard sex, well captured, nice sets. But one gets the impression weve seen this all before. The DVD includes the following extras: Slide Show, Website, Contact info, Phone Sex numbers.
read the complete review
Release date: 5/9/2004
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004
Studio: Don Goo
Review brief: If I had paid so much as 15 cents for Sunrise Adams Redline I would sue to the Supreme Court to get my money back. Talk about false advertising! Sunrise is only in the first scene of this compilation produced by the Don Goo studio. This comp is a mish-mash of scenes snipped from a wide variety of movies, some feature (including the standard looping), some really bad gonzo. That makes the pacing ever some difficult. There are a ton of technical problems also. There are NO (repeat NO) chapter stops, which means you stick the disc in the player and have no control after pressing Play Movie. The initial menu was nearly impossible to operate. There are no credits for the performers or the original releases. Five minutes of 800 # ads appear after the seventh scene, and you cant FF through them. There are NO extras on the DVD. Many of the scenes are taken from the Real Amateur Porn series. Amateur in this case refers not only to the talent, but also to the director (who never shuts up), audio man, camera guy, and everyone else who produced these terrible flicks.
read the complete review
Release date: 8/7/2003
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Kyle Stone, Dee [II] (classic female), Taylor St. Clair, Linda Roberts, Joel Lawrence, Brooke Hunter, Don Hollywood, Monica Mayhem, Nick Manning, Jim DiGiorgio
Directed by: Jennifer James
Review brief: Wet Fantasies starts out like a good couples flick, then slowly drops off into the could have been great category. A decent looking cast is completely wasted. The girls are all above average in looks, and the sex is well captured. But the movie suffers terribly by the horrible audio. When Im in the mood to actually listen to the dialogue (usually with Mrs. Groove by my side), I hate to have to strain to hear the performers. Thats the case here. Terrible acting spoiled what little conversation I could hear. Junior high school thespians are better than these so-called professionals. The plot revolves around sexual fantasy researcher Monica Mayhem. The opening credits are still rolling when she starts chowing down on Nick Mannings cock. The action is more tender than it is hot, and it ends with a cumshot to her bloated tits. Turns out it was a dream and when Monica awakens, she is interviewing Brooke Hunter about her fantasies. Brooke, for some reason, wants to do an older guy in an alley.
read the complete review
Release date: 5/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy West, Nikki Grand, Pantera, Carmen Diego, Niki Talon, Jodie Moore, Mariah Cherry
Review brief: Jody Moore Exposed is a New Machine compilation. If you like Jody, the cute Aussie blonde, be advised that shes only in the first two scenes. Since most of the original features have been reviewed elsewhere on the Internet, here are the scenes: Craig Moore, Jody Moore (from Up and Cummers #97) Craig Moore, Jody Moore, Niki Talon (More Dirty Debutantes #200) Nikki Grand, Randy West, Ron Jeremy (Up and Cummers #52) Maverick, Pantera (Up and Cummers #108) Mariah Cherry, Steve Hatcher (Younger the Better #2) Carmen Diego, Destini, Kitty Marie (More Dirty Debutantes #163) The editing on this comp is shaky at best. The blowjobs to start each boy/girl scene are short. Ed Powers has to stick his nose into the action (with his camera) to completely ruin the second scene. The cameraman mars the scenes from the Up and Cummers series when he shoots the action (and himself) in a mirror. Jody, of course, is terrific looking. Pantera is gorgeous, Mariah is very good looking, Nikki Grand is cute as can be, and one of the girls in the lezout (I think its Destini) is very cute.
read the complete review
Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Taylor St. Clair, Toni James, Catalina, Victoria Basque, Stella Star, Sara Moon, Luna, Jenna Haze
Review brief: Jenna Haze and Friends is a New Machine compilation. Which means youre only going to get two scenes with the lovely Jenna, then lots of filler scenes. And at 155 minutes, theres a lot of disc space to fill. Luckily for us, the scenes they chose to splice into this comp feature some pretty nice ladies, among them Catalina, Toni James, Danielle, and Victoria Basque. Heres the rundown of the nine scenes (with the original feature): Jenna Haze, Randy West Up and Cummers #98 Jenna Haze, Luna I Love Lesbians #10 Danielle, Vince Voyeur Americas Most Wanted #4 Randy West, Sara Moon Up and Cummers #95 Taylor St. Clair, Tony Tedeschi Up and Cummers #81 Catalina, Jay Ashley Real Naturals #5 Victoria Basque, Vince Voyeur Pussyman Takes Hollywood Earl Slate, Toni James Americas Most Wanted #4 Stella Star Cockless #18 Since detailed reviews of most of these features are available elsewhere on the Net, Ill just throw in a few thoughts. The Catalina/Jay Ashley scene is ruined by (who else?) Ed Powers and his amateurish antics.
read the complete review
Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004
Studio: In-X-Cess
Starring: Andrea Nobili, Luana Conti, Cristina Drago, Melissa Harley, Nicole Linn, Angelica Rain, Franco Trentalance
Review brief: There are three things I can count on in this life: death, taxes, and the Red Sox choking.er, scratch that last one. Add to the list: crappy porn from the Euros. Porn in Europe just doesnt translate well to American taste. For example, take Sweetie Situations (even the title doesnt quite translate). In fact, take it out of my DVD player and toss it in the nearest garbage can. Where to start? Okay, the positives. Female talent ranging from acceptable to attractive to great looking. Lots of anal action. Facials for everyone. Thats about it! What I hate: No identifying of the stars; overuse of slo-mo; long setups in a foreign language (7 ½ minutes for Scene 1); subtitled moaning (Yes, I like it!); soft couples music; too much kissing (even for a couples flick); way too much gaping; looping; bad editing (whats up with the sideways shots?); and terrible camerawork (shaking, peek-a-boo style shooting). Since In-X-Cess didnt seem to think identifying the performers was important, I cant give a scene-by-scene accounting.
read the complete review
Release date: 6/17/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004
Studio: LGI
Starring: Gina Ryder, Ava Vincent, Nicole Sheridan, Monique Alexander, Rebecca Love
Review brief: Sex-Z Illustrated is all about a supposed new porn magazine of that name which is run by Nicole Sheridan. This is a decent couples flick if you can overlook (or FF through) the terrible acting. Nicole is auditioning some new male talent in the person of Voodoo to open the movie. Theres pretty good action here, including a good ass pounding, before she takes a facial. A couple of other models, brunette Gina Ryder and Talon, get it on after the set clears and the crew leaves. Not a lot of heat here, with the couple going through the motions before Talon dumps on Ryders tummy. Two beautiful blondes, Ava Vincent and Monique Alexander, are rehearsing for their shoot in the dressing room. Theres pretty good action here, including some toy insertion. Rebecca Lord is a new talent, and she needs to learn the ropes. Ryder is back, and she and John West give brown-haired Rebecca a thorough audition, which ends in a face splattering for both girls. Latino brunette Soma is a model, and Rick Masters is her photographer.
read the complete review
Release date: 2/10/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004
Studio: LGI
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Tony Tedeschi, Cherokee, Cheyne Collins, Keiko, Ava Vincent, Joelean, Barrett Blade, Kurt Lockwood, Lauren Phoenix
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Deconstructing Ava is a slick couples flick from director Roy Karch. The sex is pretty good, captured well for the most part (more below on that), and there is an appealing lack of acting needed. The female talent ranges from attractive to very cute. The plot involves a high-end gentlemens strip club and its customers. In a weird twist, Ava Vincent plays ALL the employees at the club a stripper, a ticket seller, a ticket taker, etc. Cute brunette Keiko takes on her date, Tony Tedeschi, on a couch in a private room in the opening scene. Theres some anal pounding and a creampie finish. Cherokee is a pudgy brunette who dallies with Steve Hatcher in a theater within the club. Its uneventful, predictable sex that ends in a facial. The club supplies a fetish room for pervs, and this time its a jail cell, where Cheyne Collins plays with blond Lauren Phoenix. Again, not a lot of steam here before Collins drops a load on her pubes. Cute blond Joelean plays a dominated woman to Barrett Blades.
read the complete review
Release date: 7/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/6/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Randy Spears, Sergio, Dale Dabone, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joey Ray, Monica Sweetheart, Alexis Malone, Sascha, Steve Hooper, Cytherea, Kayla Marie, Audrey Hollander, Randi Wright, Britney Jay, Smokie Flame, Vanilla Skye, Kayden, Justine Joli
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: If the Barely Legal series gets any more predictable, it will turn into a dish of vanilla ice cream. This is Volume 50 of the successful series, and some things never change. The production is slick, the formula for the action is banal, and the sex is uninspiring. Luckily, they still employ cute girls still in their prime. Randy Wright seduces her dads business partner, Randy Spears, in the opening vignette. Wright has jet-black hair, two tummy tats, and a shaved beaver. As with many scenes in this series, director Clive McLean tends to cut away from the opening blowjob too fast for my taste. The couple goes through the typical position changes before Wright takes a Spears facial. There is no PCH, another pet peeve of mine about this series. Smokie Flame is a hairdresser who gives more than a scalp massage to customer Sasha. McLean likes to pull his camera back from the action a lot, as if to continually show us the great set he is utilizing for the scene. He does that here often, as if we would forget that the couple is fucking in a salon.
read the complete review
Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 11/6/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Van Damage, Lee Stone, Christie Leigh, Sascha, Lisa Marie, Talon, Christie Lee, Heather Gables, Marie Luv, Nikki Lauren, T.J. Cox
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Barely 18 #11 is barely watchable. Five vignettes featuring average girls and stale, unexciting sex. I guess this passes for porn these days, but its a sad commentary on the industry. Blond Heather Gables is first, and she takes on Van Damage in 14 minutes of professional fucking. Not a iota of legitimate pleasure crosses her face as she goes through the motions. She takes an open mouth plastering. Marie Luv is an attractive ebony girl with a slim, natural body. Talon does her in a variety of positions and dumps his load on her waiting tongue. In a storyline as old as porn itself, Lisa Marie gets it on with poolboy Lee Stone. Lisa is a semi-cute blonde with a tailbone tat. Again, theres not much emotion exhibited by either performer until Lee ends our misery with a facial. She provides a little cleanup. Nikki Loren is an average brunette with some visible stretch marks. She and Sasha romp in a bathroom, going through the standard position changes before a facial sends this scene down the drain. Blond cutie Christie Lee and her gardener, T.J.
read the complete review
Release date: 6/6/2004
Reviewed on: 11/3/2004
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Jaqueline, Nick Lang, Claudio Meloni, Thomas Stone, Tiffany Diamond, Simony Diamond, Csoky Ice
Review brief: Desires of the Innocent #3 is hardly innocent, but theres much to be desired. This Euro import features some smokin girls, extremely rough sex, and some well-captured action. Sharka Blue (as Kelly) is a blond nymphet who looks like she just stepped off the high school cheerleader squad. But she fucks like a $500 whore! She and Nick Lang have a 15-minute sex romp that includes some anal action and a very nice facial. Another attractive blonde, Jacqueline Stone, takes on Euro mainstay Csoky, who loves to abuse his charges with face slapping, fish hooking, and finger probing of every possible orifice. Theres some anal, some A2M, and a nice facial to finish a hot scene. Waffle-thin brunette Sindy is next, and she gets abused severely by Claudio Meloni. More anal, A2M, and spanking abound before a nice facial ends a good scene. Very cute blonde Tiffany Diamond takes on Csoky, who is more restrained this time around. Nevertheless, theres some typical Euro bad boy stuff here before she takes a good facial. Simony is a streaked brunette.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/29/2002
Reviewed on: 11/3/2004
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Hopeless Romantic is simply just hopeless. Despite the presence of a couple of porn stars of the past (Nikki Dial and Lacy Rose), the inane script and poor camerawork make this one tough to watch. The storyline is a joke, so forget it and FF to the action, what little there is. Nikki is on a couch with Steve Hatcher (playing a dumb redneck) on their first date. The action is slow and tedious, but Steve somehow gets excited enough to eventually shoot on her belly. Two performers Ive never heard of, Kaelyn Roberts and Lyndon Ryder, are next. This boring scene entails him eating her pussy, her blowing him, them screwing in CG, and him cumming on her butt. Pass the warm milk please! The standard lesbian scene is next, with Lacy Rose and Mickala doing the pussy licking and dildo inserting. Another yawner! Mickala tries for some better sex from Randy Spears, but, again, the action is uninspired and the participants looked bored (like you and I). He finishes off on her tummy. Lacy is back, and shes somehow hooked up with Hatcher (from the first scene).
read the complete review
Release date: 5/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/3/2004
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Jada Fire, Jada, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Jassie, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Melanie Jagger, Lauren Phoenix, Serena South, Dana Vespoli, Corina Taylor, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: 3 Pete could have been more accurately titled Slap Happy. Seldom have I viewed a skin flick where the males slapped and spanked the girls more often. A little spanking can be erotic; too much becomes monotonous and a turnoff, especially when the girls butt gets fiery red from the abuse. That aside, there is some very hard, very rough sex that raincoaters should love. Four girls take it up the ass and each of the five scenes end in a facial. Theres some A2M and DP, three b/b/g scenes, lots of gaping, a couple double facials, and some nice PCH by the girls. Brown-haired Melanie Jagger takes on Benjamin Bratt and Dick Nasty in the first scene, which probably was my least favorite due to the performers looks. Next is cute-as-hell Corina Taylor and Dana Vespoli double-teaming Mike Long. Third is Mr. Pete and Mark Ashley, who rough up plump ebony Jada Fire. Very attractive Jassie and another brunette, Serena South, tag-team Mr.
read the complete review
Release date: 5/20/2004
Reviewed on: 11/3/2004
Studio: LGI
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Venus, Olivia Saint, Victoria Givens, Brooke Alexander
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Star Struck is a pretty good couples film filled with erotic sex and a decent storyline. Brooke Alexander is a fan of porn star/director Randy Spears. Fan is too soft a word; obsessed is more like it, with her walls covered by his photos. In an effort to meet her idol, she pretends to be a journalist requesting an interview. She arrives at the set of one of his features. Blonde Olivia Saint and Steve Hatcher are running through their first scene. Theyre out by a pool and its a warm day. Olivia looks great in a red sundress. Before long, the couple is going at it frantically on a lounge chair. Steve fucks Olivia vag and anal and cums on her face. Brooke starts talking to Randys assistant, brown-haired beauty Venus, and before long theyre in a bedroom making out. This is a pretty good lezout, and the girls seem hot for each other, as well as the toys they play with. The next scene Randy shoots has Chris Cannon jumping cute Asian Mia Smiles bones. There is nice chemistry between the two and they screw in several positions.
read the complete review