Sex-Z Illustrated Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  11/7/2004

“Sex-Z Illustrated” is all about a supposed new porn magazine of that name which is run by Nicole Sheridan. This is a decent couples flick if you can overlook (or FF through) the terrible acting.

Nicole is auditioning some new male talent in the person of Voodoo to open the movie. There’s pretty good action here, including a good ass pounding, before she takes a facial.

A couple of other models, brunette Gina Ryder and Talon, get it on after the set clears and the crew leaves. Not a lot of heat here, with the couple going through the motions before Talon dumps on Ryder’s tummy.

Two beautiful blondes, Ava Vincent and Monique Alexander, are rehearsing for their shoot in the dressing room. There’s pretty good action here, including some toy insertion.

Rebecca Lord is a new talent, and she needs to learn the ropes. Ryder is back, and she and John West give brown-haired Rebecca a thorough audition, which ends in a face splattering for both girls.

Latino brunette Soma is a model, and Rick Masters is her photographer. They seize the moment on a set and romp through some standard position changes before Rick drops a load on her mug.

The film features all big-chested girls (excluding the lezout), decent sets, good lighting, and fine camerawork. The sex is just not inspired. Director Skye Blue needs to light a fire under the performers’ butts in the future.

Condoms were used in the second and fourth scenes. The DVD extras were few: Photo Gallery, Internet, and Trailers.