Barely Legal 50 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  11/6/2004

If the “Barely Legal” series gets any more predictable, it will turn into a dish of vanilla ice cream. This is Volume 50 of the successful series, and some things never change. The production is slick, the formula for the action is banal, and the sex is uninspiring. Luckily, they still employ cute girls still in their prime.

Randy Wright seduces her dad’s business partner, Randy Spears, in the opening vignette. Wright has jet-black hair, two tummy tats, and a shaved beaver. As with many scenes in this series, director Clive McLean tends to cut away from the opening blowjob too fast for my taste. The couple goes through the typical position changes before Wright takes a Spears facial. There is no PCH, another pet peeve of mine about this series.

Smokie Flame is a hairdresser who gives more than a scalp massage to customer Sasha. McLean likes to pull his camera back from the action a lot, as if to continually show us the great set he is utilizing for the scene. He does that here often, as if we would forget that the couple is fucking in a salon. Irritating! Smokie takes a Sasha load in her open mouth to end things.

Sergio catches cute blonde Kayden playing with herself out by a pool and offers to help her out. They romp around the pool for about 10 minutes before he cums in her mouth and she sucks him clean.

Steve Hooper needs some alterations to his pants, and seamstress Vanilla Skye offers to do the job not only on his Dockers, but what’s inside them. She’s a brunette with tailbone and tummy tats. They fuck n a couple positions before Steve drops his load on her closed mouth.

After a terribly long setup involving a supermarket and an invitation to a party, Joey Ray and Dale DaBone double-team cute blonde Britney Jay. She takes them up her ass, in a DP, and, finally, a double frosting of her mug.

The DVD extras are the usual for Hustler: Behind the Scenes, Director’s Profile (who cares?), Slide Show, Trailers, Website, and Phone Sex numbers.

There is also a 30-minute Bonus Scene, an all-girl romp with Cytherea (who squirts), Monika Sweetheart, Belladonna, Kayla Marie, Kimberly Kane, Swan, Alexis Malone, and Audrey Hollander. So many pussies, so many asses, so many toys – it’s impossible to give a play-by-play. It was lots of fun to watch though.