Bald Beaver Blast Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  11/26/2004

“Bald Beaver Blast” is another case of the false advertising that runs rampant in the porn industry. This four-hour compilation from VCA Exposed offers 19 scenes, with exactly TWO featuring girls with shaved slits.

While this may not seem like a big deal to many, there are a segment of porn lovers who absolutely adore a bald beaver. A compilation titled like this is downright unethical. You’d think VCA, which has been around for many years, would be able to find 19 naked pussies in its film vault. Shameful!

As most of the original flicks have been reviewed elsewhere on the Net, I will offer only the scene breakdown (with “bald” on the two appropriate girls):

Dee, Katja Kean (bald), Keri Windsor, Vicca (“Ritual”)
Michael J. Cox, Stacy Valentine (“Devil in Miss Jones #6”)
Gina Ryder, Tony Tedeschi (“Bliss”)
Joelean, Marty Romero (“Joelean & the Pussycats”)
Billy Glyde, Renee LaRue (“Magnum Love”)
Steve Hatcher, Temptress (bald) (“Escapades”)
Dizzy Blond, Rayveness (“Hard Driver”)
Randee Lee, Rod Fontana (“Hidden Desires”)
Brian Surewood, Jeanna Fine (“Café Flesh #2”)
Marc Davis, Stacy Valentine (“Cold Feet”)
Steve Hatcher, Stevie (“Director’s Cut”)
Billy Glyde, Houston (“Fade to Blue”)
Julie Ashton, Randy Spears (“Black Boots”)
Evan Stone, Julie Meadows (“Blind Date”)
Cheeks, Cherri LaVeaux (“Jammed”)
Anita Blond, Marc Davis (“L.A. Lust”)
Claudio, Gina Rome (“Lady Luck”)
Cheeks, Lexi Leigh (“Laying Cable”)
Bret Singer, P.J. Sparxx (“Naked Dancer”)

Condoms are used liberally throughout the DVD. About half the scenes end in facials, and there is no anal intercourse.