Bitches In Heat (Colossal Entertainment) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  11/17/2004

“Bitches in Heat” would be a much better flick if director Jake Malone would have duct taped his own mouth. This guy never shuts up, and his running commentary is most unnerving.

If you can find the FF button on your remote and can sit through some very long set-ups, the sex scenes aren’t bad. The guys are fairly abusive to the girls, with lots of spanking, face slapping, hair pulling, and gaping. But the girls are nasty, talk dirty, and don’t seem to mind being portrayed as filthy sluts.

Brown-haired beauty Cytherea goes first. As with all the scenes, she poses and masturbates for 7-8 minutes before the action starts. Yawn! But she and Randy Spears have a volcanic romp, with Cytherea doing her trademark squirting at least three times. Randy dumps his load on her eager, open mouth to end a great scene.

It goes downhill fast, however, as unattractive Latin brunette Chiquita Lopez gets boned in every conceivable way by Malone and Benjamin Bratt (credited as Benjamin Pratt – sloppy!). The guys lay the abuse on heavy, with lots of slapping, spitting in her mouth, DP, and A2M. She takes a couple decent facials and looks completely used at the end.

Ashley Haze is not unattractive; she’s just plain. And with a smallish chest, it’s almost humorous watching her try to tittie fuck Mark Ashley’s cock. The duo goes through several position changes – including some anal and A2M – before he unloads on her mug.

Lilly Thai is a cute Asian who also likes to squirt. While she’s not in Cytherea’s league, she lets go several decent blasts as she and Kurt Lockwood go through the motions. Lockwood is so busy gaping her, I’m surprised he ever cums. He literally stops stroking every ten thrusts or so, pulling his dick out to admire it and to show her freshly fucked hole. Boring! Once he stops adoring himself, Kurt shoots on Lilly’s face.

Brunette Katja Kassin is last and, unfortunately, she’s paired with…ta da…Lockwood – again! Malone, take a hint, never have the same guy in back-to-back scenes. Lockwood finds a new way to abuse her, stepping on her face while in doggy position. They go through the otherwise standard positions, including anal and A2M, and a facial ends the movie.

If you’ve never seen a porn start give herself an enema (how else do you think they do A2M?), check out the Behind the Scenes feature. Lopez does the honors for Malone. There’s also a boring Photo Gallery to complete the Extras.