Sex Therapist, The (Cherry Boxxx) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  11/8/2004

I needed to see a “Sex Therapist” after viewing the Cherry Boxxx production of that title. Here I thought Mrs. Groove and I had a normal sex life, and it turns out we’re the ones all screwed up.

The storyline has different patients telling their woes to their sex therapists, mostly blonde Monica Mayhem. Although the audio got a bit scrambled in parts, the patients had a multitude of problems to confess. Too bad the acting was so wretched!

Monica likes her therapy to be “hands on,” so she takes care of Tommy Gunn personally in the opening scene. It’s an uneventful romp that ends in a shot across her bolt-ons.

Cheyne Collins helps out his patient, blond Eve Lawrence next. Another professional fuck between Cheyne and Eve, who sports a few extra pounds and a shoulder tat. She takes a nice facial to end the session.

Shayla LaVeaux has been around porn for more than a decade, but she still looks pretty good. She and Monica break our some interesting toys and probe each other in a decent lezout.

Blond Bobbi Eden takes on a shaggy-haired, unshaven parolee (billed as Cain Cannon on the box) next. No real heat in this tryst, which ends in a facial for Bobbi.

Another blonde, Vicky Vette (she of the huge bolt-ons), has some of the greatest eyes in the jizz biz. She and Dick Tracy (hard to believe any girl would want this troglodyte) go through the motions for about 15 minutes before Vicky takes an open-mouth splattering.

Another hard-to-stomach guy, Dick Delaware, finishes this video with Monica. This guy never shuts up, and his continual banter is annoying and distracting. The open-mouth facial is all that saves this scene from being a throw-away.

The DVD includes the following extras: Slide Show, Website, Contact info, Phone Sex numbers. No condoms were seen. The opening credits show the title as “The Therapist.” Sloppy!