Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 7)
Release date: 10/8/2002
Reviewed on: 6/29/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Julian, Tony Tedeschi, Daisy, Joel Lawrence, Lee Stone, Austin, Brittney Skye, Austin O'Riley, Mandy Roberts
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Young as They Cum #7 features average girls having less-than-inspired sex with the usual cast of retread guys. There are worse series on the market, and there are certainly better. This falls somewhere in between. The unspectacular cast includes (in order): Daisy, a brunette with pigtails and some horrible back ink, with Lee Stone (what a horrible start to this disc!); curly brunette Mandy Roberts with egads! Lee Stone (again); blond Brittney Skye, who keeps a sucker in her mouth for much of her romp with Joel Lawrence; Valaria (Valoria Rose), a brown-haired hussy, with the ageless Tony Tedeschi; and semi-cute blonde Austin ORiley with Julian, the human canvas. All the girls take facials, there is no anal sex, and no condoms were used.
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Release date: 3/1/2005
Reviewed on: 6/29/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Rachel Love, Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn, Alberto Rey, Katerina, Talon, Jack Spade, Vanilla Skye, Stacy Thorn
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: There are now a dozen Dripping Wet Sex editions, and it continues to be one of the more solid porn series on the market. Volume #12 continues the formula employed by its predecessors no conversation or interviews, attractive (if not spectacular) talent, and good sex captured by director Robert Herrera and his crew. A warning to couples there is anal sex in every scene, and all the girls take facials. It those aspects dont bother you, sit back and be prepared to be entertained, if not turned on. The girls here are, at the least, attractive, and, at the best, cuter than most. They are, in order: blond Staci Thorn (with an unsightly spider web tat on her arm); Rachel Luv, a brunette who gives great head and PCH; cute cover blonde Missy Monroe, who smiles sweetly as she takes a good facial; brunette Katerina; and brown-haired Vanilla Skye, who takes a severe DP. The DVD extras include a Positions Menu, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, and a Bonus Scene (Pandora from Blowjob Auditions).
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Release date: 5/23/2005
Reviewed on: 6/29/2005
Studio: Suze Randall
Starring: Julian, Cherry Rain, Mr. Pete, Lanny Barbie, Gisselle, Ben English, Teagan Presley, Jenaveve Jolie, Scott Nails, Paola Rey
Directed by: Holly Randall
Review brief: Sinfully Sexy is the latest Pure Play release from directors Suze Randall and Holly Randall, and its worth a peek if youre into couples flicks. Cute as heck blonde Teagan Presley takes on porn bad boy Mr. Pete in a Post Office setting to start the action. Pete is fast becoming my least favorite porn actor as he tries to emulate the Euro jerks who believe they, not the girls, are the reason we watch smut. He wears a jerky mail carrier hat throughout this scene and abuses Teagan with tit slapping, butt spanking (to the point her ass becomes an unsightly crimson), fish hooking her mouth, and assorted other ploys. Still, she endures and takes his popshot mostly on her tits and refuses to give him any PCH. Way to go, girl! Jenaveve Jolie, and Asian brunette with bolt-ons and big tat on her right arm, engages Julian next. This is fairly standard pro sex without any heat and he finishes with a boob cumshot. Lanny Barbie looks Latino, and shes a pretty expressive performer as she takes on Ben English and alas Mr. Pete.
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Release date: 4/24/2005
Reviewed on: 6/29/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Mary Jane, Jacqueline, Tiffany, Persia, Jackie
Review brief: The Simon Wolf factory keeps pumping out solid porn, disc after disc. Whoever is at the helm of this company should be given a job for life, no matter the bottom line. Young Natural Breasts #8 is the latest in a long line of classy flicks from Wolf. Wolfs formula is simple: employ above average looking girls (although none here are stunners); pair them with professional (if not attractive) talent; place the couple in nice settings (usually a couch or bed no dirty alleys or filthy beaches); add good lighting and camera work (no peek-a-boo or long-distance shots); avoid inane interviews; let the talent do what they do best (suck and fuck); and dont allow the guys to abuse the gals. Some might consider this boring sex; some might find it arousing without the garbage found in porn so much these days.
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Release date: 3/1/2005
Reviewed on: 6/12/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Philippe Dean, Maria [I] (ambiguous), David Perry, Nacho Vidal, Steve Holmes, Sophie Evans, Franco Roccaforte, Loureen Kiss, Lynn Stone, Jessica Fiorentino, Toni Ribas, Claudia Jackson, Kathy Anderson, Veronica Carso, Sandra Iron, Natali
Review brief: If youre a fan of director Antonio Adamo and his Private features, Private Penthouse Greatest Moments #3 is for you. All of the eleven scenes featured in this compilation are snipped from Adamos films. What this means, of course, is plenty of artsy special affects (slo-mo, black/white), very attractive ladies, nice sets, soft music, and good sex. If only they had edited out all the unnecessary, poorly-dubbed dialogue at the beginning of some of the scenes. Whats the point of keeping it in? If were not watching the entire feature, why give us a smattering of plot? Anyway, since all these flicks have been reviewed many times on the web, here are the scene breakdowns: 1. Claudia Jackson, David Perry, Tony Ribas (Sex Forever) 2. Kathy Anderson, David Perry (Sex Forever) 3. Sophie Evans, David Perry (Sex Forever) 4. Maria, Natali, David Perry, Nacho Vidal (Without Limits #1) 5. Sophie Angel, Chrystal, Tony Ribas (Without Limits #1) 6. Sandra Iron, Tony Ribas (Without Limits #1) 7. Sophie Evans, Phillipe Dean (Too Many Women for a Man) 8.
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Release date: 12/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/12/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Megan [I] (ambiguous), Jasmine, Kat, Hillary, Moonshine
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: Wet Teen Panties #3 features some fairly attractive fresh girls getting hammered hard and long by some, unfortunately, ancient guys. Porn fans mostly agree that their #1 complaint is the lack of fresh talent among the male stars. But who can blame these guys for their longevity? What else are they trained to do? And where else would they be able to fuck teenager hotties without getting arrested? Streaked brunette Jasmine Byrne takes on geezer Alex Sanders in the opening scene. Jasmine takes it up the butt and on the mug to end a good scene. Joey Ray shows hes not over the hill by romping with a semi-cute, curly-haired blonde named Moonshine. Theres plenty of heat here, and it ends with Joey dropping his guy goo on Moonshines face. Hillary Scott is another pretty cute blonde. Shes paired with Chris Cannon, another veteran, but she fucks him like hes a frat boy on roids.
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Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 6/12/2005
Studio: Visage
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Kyle Stone, Randy Spears, Isabella, Rayveness, Lee Stone, Aria, Jana Cova, Dick Smothers Jr., Makayla Cox, Triglet
Directed by: Cash Markman
Review brief: Wrong Kind of Woman is the right kind of flick for couples who enjoy a little plot with their screwing. This Cash Markman feature offers Roxanne Hall in the lead role, and the cute Brit delivers a very good performance, both in and out of the sack. Roxanne starts the action with a fiery romp with Dick Smothers Jr., a big shot with an attitude. After he shoots on her pubes, she ties him to the bed for what he thinks is some more playtime. Instead, she leaves him in cuffs and rips off a million bucks he has stashed in a suitcase. Smothers gets out of the cuffs (by supposedly biting through his own wrist), swears his revenge, and hires private eye Randy Spears to find Roxanne. During the hiring interview at his lavish home, the two guys watch Jana Cova and Isabella frolic around the pool in a decent lezout that includes some toys. Spears returns to his office and knocks off a couple rounds with hooker Rayveness.
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Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005
Studio: Erotic Media
Starring: Nacho Vidal, Laura Angel, Rita Faltoyano, Max Cortes, Jessica May, Toni Ribas, Julie Silver, Laura Lion
Review brief: Seduced and Abandoned is a Euro feature with tons of sex and great-looking girls. Unfortunately, the sex is poorly captured, the plot is stupid, the film is poorly dubbed, and the special effects are overdone. This flick originates from either Spain or Italy. Laura Angel puts a gypsy curse on a man who refuses to marry her when she becomes pregnant. The man, now gray-haired, relates his story through an annoying voiceover throughout this flick. Trust me, hit the FF button and skip the plot. There are eight sex scenes here, and most of them were hot until the editors got a hold of the film and added slo-mo; black-to-white montages; long, enduring shots of the guys faces; and peek-a-boo camerawork. These distractions simply ruin the mood of even the most scorching scene.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Starring: Venus, Trinity, Jezebelle Bond, Lezley Zen, Lisa Marie, Vanessa Lane, Brooke Haven, Genesis Skye, Goldie Cox
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: If you like plenty of spitting, slurping, and salivating, Gob Swappers is for you. There was more slobbering than in a dentists office. People were spitting on dicks, on pussies, in each others mouths, everywhere! I felt like putting on a raincoat. Each of the five scenes begins with two (or more) girls sucking spunk from a glass through straws. Then they say something to the effect, Youre probably wondering how we got in this situation. No, actually, we werent, but go ahead and show us. Blonds Genesis Skye and Brooke Haven start the show. They double-team some guy (no credits on this DVD) for about 12 minutes before getting a mouthful of his guy goo and swapping it back and forth for a while. Brown-haired Vanessa Lane and an unidentified blonde with huge false eyelashes and small tits, are next. They romp with their mystery guy and take nice open-mouth facials before exchanging cum and Vanessa swallows. The next scene is a mini-orgy with four girls (Sophia, Trinity, Goldie Cox, and Lexi) engaging Sergio and another dude.
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Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005
Studio: Pure Play
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Sheena Horne, Brittany Stryker, Billy Dee, Paula Harlow, Krista Lane, Johnny Nineteen
Review brief: Sky Foxes is a 1987 VCA release which offers all that was good (and bad) in 80s porn. That is, the plot is asinine, the sets amateur, the acting miserable, and the pubic hair plentiful. On the other hand, the girls look pretty good (despite the hairy bushes), the camera stays on the action pretty well, and there is heat in nearly every scene. This flick is so old, it apparently was legal in those days to smoke on airplanes. The stewardesses (not called flight attendants then) all wear very low-cut uniforms and take every opportunity to stick their tits in the faces of the male travelers. The star of this oldie but goodies, IHMO, is cute blond Sheena Horne. She offered a girl next door look and was always sexually energetic. Not the drop dead gorgeous looks of, say, Ginger Lynn, but a wholesome face and dynamite body. Come back, Sheena! Blond Megan Bradley gets tag-teamed by Mike Horner and Johnny Nineteen (great name!) in the opener set in a hotel room. She takes a nice pair of facials to end the romp.
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Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Alex Rox, Katrina Kraven, Destiny St. Claire, Smokie Flame, Jasmine Byrne, Riley Brooks, Karlie Montana, Mac Turner, The Drifter, Robert Whaad
Directed by: Yani Z
Review brief: Pop My Ass is one of those flicks youd love to like, because the sex is pretty hot and nasty. Unfortunately, its tough getting excited about seeing average to fair looking (at best) women getting hosed. The emphasis of the sex here is, obviously, the female ass. The girls all get their butts drilled, and there is plenty of butt plug, anal bead, and dildo insertion. But the girls and the action are interchangeable, with each scene following the same basic formula: diddle the girls, bring in the guys, gape them as often as possible, A2Ms galore, shoot a load on their faces, and have them swallow. The scenes (in order) feature Destiny St. Claire and Drifter; slightly chubby, unattractive, overly-inked Katrina Kraven and Alex Rox; Jasmine Bryne and Karlie Montana tag-teaming Mac Turner (only Jasmine gets fucked; Karlie strictly plays with Jasmine); Smokie Flame (complete with unsightly butt acne) and Robert Whaad; and, finally, semi-cute Riley Brooks (the lone blonde) and Alex Rox. The DVD extras include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Previews, and Website info.
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Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Brad Armstrong, John West, Eric Masterson, jessica drake, Paulina, Maya Divine, Victoria Givens
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Sex and Romance is strictly couples fare, and its only marginally decent at that. Raincoaters should pass. The story revolves around blond cutie Jessica Drake, a horny novelist who writes randy tomes that come to life as she types away. There is decent music throughout, good sets and lighting, but horrible acting, a lame script, a bit of looping, average girls, and lukewarm sex. Brunette Victoria Givens, she of the bad boob job, romps with Evan stone in a bubble bath to open the action, such as it is. Hope the water was hot, because the sex is not even close to steamy here. It ends in an open mouth facial. Drake is next, and she pairs off with Brad Armstrong in a kitchen tryst. Again, the partners just seem to be going through the motions, and it finishes with Drake jerking a Brad load into her waiting mouth. Blond Wendy Divine (Drakes publisher) gets seduced by waiter Eric Masterson while the girls have lunch in a restaurant.
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Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 5/28/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Scott Styles, Lee Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Carmen Luvana, Aria, Sascha, Renee Pornero, Tyler Knight, Melissa Lauren, Jean Val Jean, Keri Sable, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Potty Mouth is a new Toni English flick which offers some attractive, dirty-talking women and solid sex. Unfortunately, English chose to shoot most of the action on darkly-lit sets that dont give us the best view of the action. And the girls have a tendency to talk and stare into the camera, something that distracts some viewers. Blond Carmen Luvana kicks off this flick, ironically, without saying a word. She simply walks into a room and starts playing with Jean Valjean. She finally starts her potty mouth routine while sucking his cock and throughout the fucking. They romp on a nearby couch with Carmen taking a nice load on her pretty face to end the proceedings. Brunette Renee Pornero starts seducing ebony star Tyler Knight in a cluttered hallway. Hes pretty quick to get into the action and hes soon doing her in various positions before dropping his man butter on her open mouth. Aria is a prison guard watching over inmate Lee Stone.
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Release date: 3/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/28/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Randy Spears, Jasmin, Michelle, Ann-Marie, Lanny Barbie, Gianna Michaels, Andrea Moranty, Talon, Tyler Durden, Benjamin Brat, Dillian
Review brief: Young Pink #8 is a solid porn flick that would have been much better served with cuter girls. None of the females (all brunettes, by the way) are ugly or unattractive, but none would be considered A-Listers either. The sex here is good, with plenty of chemistry between the couples. The action is well-captured on nice sets (beds and couches) with good lighting. This is no-nonsense porn, and the partners seem to be enjoying themselves. The couples include (in order): Gianna (with a huge tattoo across both shoulder blades) and Randy Spears; Lanny Barbie (who does the only anal) and Benjamin Brat; Ann-Marie Michelle and Tyler Durden (Wood); Jasmine Byrne (possibly Asian or Latina) and Andrea Moranty (hes a guy); and cutest of the bunch Dillan Lauren and Talon. All the girls take facials and offer nice PCH. The DVD extras include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Previews, a Position Menu, and a nice Bonus Scene (Lee Ann and Naudia Nyce with Joey Ray from Dripping Wet Sex #9).
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Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 5/21/2005
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita Denise, Aria, Ashley Long, Taylor Rain, Sascha, Gia Jordan
Review brief: Roxxxi Red is a feature movie thats as good as anything Ive viewed in a long while. There is a very good storyline, some excellent (by porn standards) acting, and a plot that keeps moving. And the sex aint too bad either. Randy Spears plays the main character, and the jizz biz may have never produced a better actor. Randy, no doubt, could have been a success in mainstream Hollywood movies. Here he is very convincing as a struggling writer who ends up working for an adult magazine and all the sex that entails. The first sex scene involves cute blonde Ashley Long and Chris Cannon near a pool at night. Before long theyre joined by brunette Nikita Denise. Nikita has long been one of my favorite cock suckers. The girls work over Cannon pretty good, with both taking him in their butts and Nikita doing a little A2M. I prefer facial endings, but here Chris sends his seed across Nikitas tummy and Ashley licks it up lovingly and shares it with Nikita to end a great scene. Cute brunette Taylor Rain applies for a job with magazine publisher Steve Hatcher in his office.
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Release date: 4/4/2005
Reviewed on: 5/21/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Gianna Michaels, Shai Lee, Arcadia, Avy Lee Roth, Heidi Besk, Isabel Caruso, Daisy Dean, Ali Kat, Sandy Simmers
Review brief: Cum Filled Throats #9 is an all-blowjob flick featuring some girls best described as really desperate for a paycheck. While none of the nine girls are ugly, few would even get a second glance from most guys if they walked into a crowded room. The oral talents of the girls also falls somewhat short of first rate. Part of the problem stems from the guys theyre working with, several of whom have a tough time getting and keeping stiff wood. The guys also do their very best to choke the girls to death with their cocks. The throat gagging results in a lot of slobber all over the girls faces and bodies. This leads, of course, to the always pleasant mascara running down the face look that some fans apparently find attractive. The first two girls, Heidi Besk and Gianna, take in-mouth cumshots that could have been faked. All the others, including Sandy Summers and Avy Lee Roth in the only double-team blowjob, take open-mouth frostings.
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Release date: 4/23/2005
Reviewed on: 5/19/2005
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Jessica, Jamie, Dana, Grace (ambiguous), Tori, Jessica Dee, Tera Bond, Lindy, Jina, Eva Lopez
Review brief: Oral Intake #2 is an all-blowjob feature from Damaged Productions. Ive seen better titles under this genre, but Ive also seen a lot worse. This volume has a couple serious drawbacks, but the action is hot enough to sustain the moment. The girls, of course, and their techniques are the focus of any all-oral flick. Here, the girls are B-listers, at best, looks-wise. A couple (notably Lindy and Dana) give outstanding performances. The others are decent, but nothing to write home about. The problems come from the camerawork. If there is such a thing as X-Rated (as opposed to XXX-Rated) blowjob movies, this one might qualify. The camera is often situated behind the girls head checking out her hairdo and his face. What is that about? Get the camera around the front and watch her gobble his knob! One guy appears to have serious wood problems, which is understandable based on the average, plain girl giving him head. Its like shes his sister or cousin. There are eight girls in this volume. In order, they are Lindy, Tori, Grace, Jina, Dana, Jamie, Eva, and Jessica.
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Release date: 12/20/2004
Reviewed on: 5/19/2005
Studio: Erotic Media
Starring: Nick Lang, Frank Major, Bruno SX, James Brossman, Christina Bella, Sandra Romain, Alexa May, Simony Diamond
Review brief: Modern History is a Euro feature that offers all the things weve come to love and hate about porn from across the Pond. On the positive side, the women are basically all very attractive and they do some very nasty stuff. Conversely, the dialogue is poorly dubbed, the girls constantly stare at the camera during the sex, theres a ton of gaping, and the guys fake-moan more than the girls. Do yourself a favor and FF through the dialogue. The plot is sophomoric and inane. Some 10 minutes into the flick we finally get our first sex. Brunette Christina Bella and James Brossman romp in a bed scene that ends in an open-mouth facial. The next scene has two cute brunettes, Simony and Lili Love, engaging Nick Lang and Frank Major. The foursome becomes two couples as Simony and Nick leave the room to explore each other near a jacuzzi. The action skips back and forth between the two couples, with Simony taking Nicks rod in her ass. Two facials end the action. On a couch, brunette Sandra Romaine takes on Lang.
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Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 5/19/2005
Studio: LGI
Starring: Kyle Stone, Vanessa, Jasmine, Reno, Kat, Trent Tesoro, Brad Baldwin, Chanel Chavez, Seth Dickens, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: All About Anal #2 is a disappointing effort from a director, Roy Karch, I usually admire. This flick employs girls best described as B Listers, and the guys spend the entire 105 minutes abusing them ad nauseum. Each scene starts with the girls teasing and diddling themselves with toys. The guys proceed to throat gag them, fuck them hard and rough, overusing the anal (no vaginal fucking), gaping, A2M, and facials that all women enjoy NOT!!! Im still waiting for an explanation as to why some people find continuous gaping and A2M erotic and sexy. To me, having the guy insert his cock into a girls butt, stroke 3-4 times, then pull out to show the crater hes created in her, then re-insert for a few strokes, then pull out to have the girl suck his cockwell, it just ruins the continuity of the action and destroys any heat. We have three brunettes (Kelly Wells, Vanessa, and Chanel Chavez), a blonde (Kat), and a redhead (Little Jasmin), and all the scenes are interchangeable. The action (or lack thereof) is the same in each scene.
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Release date: 11/10/2004
Reviewed on: 5/18/2005
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: A Trix runs 92 minutes which is about 70 minutes too long for this reviewer. Typically, any time I watch a flick with only four sex scenes, I would feel cheated. Here, I am relieved, as Im not sure I could take any further boring action. The girls are mostly average in looks (Holly Hollywood being the positive exception), the sex is boring, and the scenes cut away too fast (just as the girls are about to give their partners some loving PCH). Each scene opens with a short interview of the girl followed by a lengthy tease and masturbation segment. The girls probe themselves with toys, trying desperately to get our attention. Each scene includes some anal fucking and A2M and ends in a facial. The lineup includes Holly and Marc Davis; Sophia (a blonde) and Alex Sanders; pudgy blonde Daphne Rosen and Mark Wood; and brunette Honey (Kody Coxxx) with Lee Stone. Director Michael Adam does little to get any heat in the scenes. This is going through the motions sex. No condoms were utilized.
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Release date: 7/28/2004
Reviewed on: 5/18/2005
Studio: Phoenix
Review brief: Holes and Whores #2 is a couples movie featuring above-average looking women and some decent sex. Soft music plays in the background of all the scenes. Theres some slo-mo camera work and a few special effects to break ones concentration. And, in typical Euro fashion, a lot of fake moaning dominates the soundtrack. For those who like their sex a little nasty, every scene features some anal fucking and a facial finish. There are two b/b/g matchups (Connie Ferrara in the opener and Judy White in Scene 4), and one b/g/g (Black Diamond and Cory Baby in the finale). Andy Brown (Scene 2) and Melanie (Scene 3) do standard boy/girl romps. While none of the sex is outstanding, most of the action should sustain viewers who like their fucking solid, if not a bit over the top. The gaping (an overworked Euro standard) is kept to a minimum here. The male talent is not identified. The studio, Phoenix Releasing, opted not to include any DVD extras.
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Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 5/18/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Joey Ray, Katie Morgan, Manuel Ferrara, Anthony Hardwood, Michael Stefano, Kurt Lockwood, Barbara Summer, Angela Stone, Trina Michaels
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: XXX Platinum Blondes #3 is an average movie with average-looking girls having average sex with average guys. Nothing in this flick is outstanding and nothing is below the norm. It exists, which is about the highest praise one can offer. Angela Stone is a decent-looking girl with a cute, shaved pussy. She gets fucked hard by Manuel Ferrara, so hard, in fact, that at one point she squirts. She accepts his finishing shot with her mouth wide open. While not a true platinum, Roxanne Hall is a blonde and shes the star of this one. Roxanne has been in the jizz biz over a decade, but she still looks hot and always gives a steamy performance. I love the way she sneers at her partner (Mike Long) throughout their romp, which includes some anal, A2M, and an open-mouth facial. Scene Three brings us Katie Morgan and Anthony Hardwood. This scene lacked any fire as the two simply go through the motions.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 5/18/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Liza Harper, Katie Gold, Venus, Gia Jordan, Cytherea, Kody Coxxx, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Patrick Collins has always been at the far end of the scale when it comes to making strange sex movies. With Tails From The Toilet, he may have gone off the deep end. I thought I was watching a Michael Ninn feature with all the special effects and fetish clothing (chains, leather, etc.). The bathroom used in all the scenes was a set, with a toilet in the middle of the room and two urinals on the walls. It appeared to be clean. Cytherea (darker hair) and Venus (lighter hair) start out in the dimly lit bathroom. They break out a dildo. Theres some four-fingered vag insertion. Then the lights come on and a mystery cock appears through a hole in a wall and the girls start sucking away. They put a condom on the dick and suck and jerk it until the baggie is filled with cum. Cytherea ties the balloon, sucks it a little, then sets it aside. Two more mystery cocks appear through holes and the girls attack each one individually. Cytherea gets her cock to shoot into another rubber. Venus gets a mouthful directly from her guy.
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Release date: 11/12/2004
Reviewed on: 5/18/2005
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: James Brossman, George Uhl, Sandra Iron, Jasmine Rouge, Titus Steel
Review brief: Pleasures of the Flesh #9 is arguably the weakest volume of this series, which Ive admired in the past. The girls employed here just arent that good looking. The sex is okay, but nothing to write home about, unless you get off on fake moaning and girls staring at the camera. Perhaps the cutest girl here is blond Jasmine Rouge. She tackles Titus Steel in the opening scene. This is not a typical Euro movie in that you dont see a lot of hard ass pounding, A2M, and gaping. Jasmine does take it in the pooper, but the stroking is easier and the camera doesnt try to crawl up her colon. She takes an open mouth facial. Brunette Suzie Carina gets double-teamed by George Uhl and a guy named simply Boby. Again, by Euro standards, this is tame fucking. They dont even DP or butt fuck Suzie. She does take a facial to end things. P.O.T.F. #9 automatically lost a rating star for bringing in Sandra Iron. This short-haired blonde (with purple bangs, no less) has tats and piercings everywhere. To say she is unattractive is being kind.
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Release date: 12/13/2004
Reviewed on: 5/18/2005
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Julian, Jerry, Fallon, Jennifer Luv, Cassie Young, Tyler Knight, Mario Rossi, Jean Val Jean, Marie Luv, Keri Sable, Jasmine Byrne, Jay Huntington, Marlena Mason
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden
Review brief: Innocence Wild Child is a typical Kalli Vanderhyden production. That is, lots of attractive talent in very sterile surroundings having sex while the camera person circles around them almost non-stop. Theres soft background music, making it a good candidate for the couples porn category. There are long strip teases and masturbation before the action begins in each scene. These can take up to 10 minutes, which causes me to reach for the FF button. The action usually takes place on a single couch or bed with a completely white background. This might add to the lack of warmth throughout the sex. And I get dizzy watching the action as the camera spins round and round the performers. The girls are terrific eye candy, headed by stunning blonde Keri Sable, she of the lean body and shaved snatch who takes a great facial to end Scene 4. Cute brunette Jennifer Luv wears a cheerleader outfit in the opening scene. Ebony stars Marie Luv and Tyler Knight romp in the second scene, including some anal play and a facial.
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