Modern History Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  5/19/2005

“Modern History” is a Euro feature that offers all the things we’ve come to love and hate about porn from across the Pond. On the positive side, the women are basically all very attractive and they do some very nasty stuff. Conversely, the dialogue is poorly dubbed, the girls constantly stare at the camera during the sex, there’s a ton of gaping, and the guys fake-moan more than the girls.

Do yourself a favor and FF through the dialogue. The plot is sophomoric and inane. Some 10 minutes into the flick we finally get our first sex. Brunette Christina Bella and James Brossman romp in a bed scene that ends in an open-mouth facial.

The next scene has two cute brunettes, Simony and Lili Love, engaging Nick Lang and Frank Major. The foursome becomes two couples as Simony and Nick leave the room to explore each other near a jacuzzi. The action skips back and forth between the two couples, with Simony taking Nick’s rod in her ass. Two facials end the action.

On a couch, brunette Sandra Romaine takes on Lang. There’s some serious anal, A2M, P2A, and an open-mouth frosting.

Bruno Assix wrestles with brown-haired Alexa May next. This is pretty good stuff until another guy joins them midway. (I hate when that happens. I mean, a guy struggles to get a girl in the sack, then offers to share her when a co-worker accidentally comes along. Sure!) Alexa gets DP’d pretty good before getting a double shot across her mug.

Nick is back again, this time to tangle with Sandra out on an indoor tennis court. Sandra seems to love his cock in her ass as well as the guy goo he shoots into her open mouth.

Finally, there’s the standard Euro staple of porn – the orgy. Alexa, Christina, Sandra, Nick, James, and Frank hop each other’s bones in a living room. There’s so much going on it’s tough to keep track. I’m not a big fan of orgies, so this one isn’t going to generate much interest.

The DVD extras include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Cumshot Loop, and Website info. No condoms were utilized.