Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 9)
Sophisticated Sluts
Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 3/1/2005
Studio: Suze Randall
Starring: Billy Glide, Julian, Joey Ray, Cherry Rain, Mick Blue, Ben English, Lisa Marie, Tanya James, Katsuni, Jessica Jaymes, Jesse Capelli, Anais Alexander
Directed by: Holly Randall
Review brief: Sophisticated Sluts should be required viewing for all wannabe porn directors. This is a perfect example of how to do smut correctly, from the very cute girls to the relentless sex. If there is such as thing as class in porn, this flick has it. Anais Alexander, a cutie with curly blond hair, takes on Billy Glyde in the opening scene. Anais simply reeks of sex appeal. She talks seductively throughout the action and is so perfectly put together, she actually makes a veteran like Billy cum twice, once in her mouth. Great scene! Three dolls Tanya James, Jessica Capelli, and Jessica Jaymes do a triple lezout next. There is great chemistry between the girls. They actually look like theyre enjoying what theyre doing and arent just there for a paycheck. Cute blonde Lisa Marie and Mick Blue are the next couple. Director Suze Randall starts things off slow, with Lisa kinda seducing her man. He works her over with his mouth and fingers until she squirts. Before long, Mick is slamming her pretty good.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 3/1/2005
Studio: Suze Randall
Starring: Billy Glide, Julian, Joey Ray, Cherry Rain, Mick Blue, Ben English, Lisa Marie, Tanya James, Katsuni, Jessica Jaymes, Jesse Capelli, Anais Alexander
Directed by: Holly Randall
Review brief: Sophisticated Sluts should be required viewing for all wannabe porn directors. This is a perfect example of how to do smut correctly, from the very cute girls to the relentless sex. If there is such as thing as class in porn, this flick has it. Anais Alexander, a cutie with curly blond hair, takes on Billy Glyde in the opening scene. Anais simply reeks of sex appeal. She talks seductively throughout the action and is so perfectly put together, she actually makes a veteran like Billy cum twice, once in her mouth. Great scene! Three dolls Tanya James, Jessica Capelli, and Jessica Jaymes do a triple lezout next. There is great chemistry between the girls. They actually look like theyre enjoying what theyre doing and arent just there for a paycheck. Cute blonde Lisa Marie and Mick Blue are the next couple. Director Suze Randall starts things off slow, with Lisa kinda seducing her man. He works her over with his mouth and fingers until she squirts. Before long, Mick is slamming her pretty good.
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Lauren Phoenix & Friends (New Machine)
Release date: 5/29/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Asia Carrera, Gina Ryder, Candy Licks, Jasmine Rose, Alana Moreno, Taya, Lauren Phoenix
Review brief: The New Machine compilation train just keeps churning out the hits. Or lack thereof! Lauren Phoenix and Friends is the latest volume of the And Friends series, and its not any better than any of the others Ive reviewed. Basically, New Machine features one star performer, in this case Lauren, shows one scene from one of her New Machine features, then throws in a bunch of other clips of her so-called friends. My guess: Lauren isnt friends with any of these girls and probably hasnt even met most. This volume should have been titled B List Brunettes with Tats on Parade. I havent seen this much body ink since my last trip to the docks. Not only should most of these girls not be part of a compilation, they shouldnt have been allowed on the original feature. Aside from Asia Carrera and Gina Ryder, most of these are forgettable names (and bodies). Technically, the disc I watched had a very bad transfer from tape. The scenes were dark, with an almost brownish look to them.
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Release date: 5/29/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Asia Carrera, Gina Ryder, Candy Licks, Jasmine Rose, Alana Moreno, Taya, Lauren Phoenix
Review brief: The New Machine compilation train just keeps churning out the hits. Or lack thereof! Lauren Phoenix and Friends is the latest volume of the And Friends series, and its not any better than any of the others Ive reviewed. Basically, New Machine features one star performer, in this case Lauren, shows one scene from one of her New Machine features, then throws in a bunch of other clips of her so-called friends. My guess: Lauren isnt friends with any of these girls and probably hasnt even met most. This volume should have been titled B List Brunettes with Tats on Parade. I havent seen this much body ink since my last trip to the docks. Not only should most of these girls not be part of a compilation, they shouldnt have been allowed on the original feature. Aside from Asia Carrera and Gina Ryder, most of these are forgettable names (and bodies). Technically, the disc I watched had a very bad transfer from tape. The scenes were dark, with an almost brownish look to them.
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Private Castings 37: Claudia Ricci
Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Bianca, David Perry, Dora, Jasmine, Julia, Alain Deloin, Philippe Soine, Lydia, Sebastian Barrio, Franco Roccaforte, Pascal St. James, Suzan Strong, Claudia Jackson, Larissa, Erika Fire, Gabriella Wolf, Myrka, Judith Penn, Silvie Raz, Frank Versace
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Can anyone actually say what is good and what is bad in porn? Of course not. For every stroker who likes abusive, hard-charging sex there is another who likes softer, more couples oriented features. Luckily there is enough variety out there to make just about everyone happy. Then there is the Private Castings series. As broad-minded as I like to think of myself, I cannot fathom anyone enjoying this series. There are nine scenes in this edition (if you count a short strip tease in the finale) and I found myself fast forwarding through most of it. Each scene opens with (supposedly) the first interview director Pierre Woodman conducted with each girl before she went on to make movies. The interviews are repetitious and boring. Pierre speaks poor English, and few of the girls speak any at all. So we have to wait for an interpreter to do her thing before and after each response.
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Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Bianca, David Perry, Dora, Jasmine, Julia, Alain Deloin, Philippe Soine, Lydia, Sebastian Barrio, Franco Roccaforte, Pascal St. James, Suzan Strong, Claudia Jackson, Larissa, Erika Fire, Gabriella Wolf, Myrka, Judith Penn, Silvie Raz, Frank Versace
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Can anyone actually say what is good and what is bad in porn? Of course not. For every stroker who likes abusive, hard-charging sex there is another who likes softer, more couples oriented features. Luckily there is enough variety out there to make just about everyone happy. Then there is the Private Castings series. As broad-minded as I like to think of myself, I cannot fathom anyone enjoying this series. There are nine scenes in this edition (if you count a short strip tease in the finale) and I found myself fast forwarding through most of it. Each scene opens with (supposedly) the first interview director Pierre Woodman conducted with each girl before she went on to make movies. The interviews are repetitious and boring. Pierre speaks poor English, and few of the girls speak any at all. So we have to wait for an interpreter to do her thing before and after each response.
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Hustler Confidential: Sex Tape Scandal 1 & 2
Release date: 7/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Joe, David Perry, Vanessa, Karl Ben, Vanda, Chrystal, J.P.X., Lucie, Martina, Melinda, Trinity, Violetta, Viola, Thomas Stone, Bob Terminator, Ramona, Luisa de Marco, Drimla, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Tina Wagner, Ricardo Bell, Eva Leona, Gary (Hun), Sarah O'Neal, Melinda (hungary), Chrystal (Ukraine)
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: Sex Tape Scandal #1 and #2 (a two-disc set) feature some very hot Euro girls and not much else. The plot and storyline are stupid, the voiceover dubbing atrocious, and the sex is on the tepid side. Plot summation: Government agents (the country is not identified) must retrieve a tape showing a high-ranking officials sister (Melinda) having sex to avoid a scandal. Thats it! Fast forward through the acting and get to the sex. Among the beautiful women bumping uglies here are Chrystal, Angel, Drimla, and Lucy Love (Volume #1) as well as Violetta, Jane Darling, and Lucy Lee (Volume #2). None of the other girls are unattractive, only a small step below those mentioned above. There are the mandatory Euro orgies (a five-way and two four-ways). Theres plenty of anal action and facials. Director Patrick Handsome is proving to be a solid, if unspectacular, porn maker. As if identifying Euro stars isnt hard enough, on the box cover for Volume #2, most of the girls are misidentified.
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Release date: 7/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Joe, David Perry, Vanessa, Karl Ben, Vanda, Chrystal, J.P.X., Lucie, Martina, Melinda, Trinity, Violetta, Viola, Thomas Stone, Bob Terminator, Ramona, Luisa de Marco, Drimla, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Tina Wagner, Ricardo Bell, Eva Leona, Gary (Hun), Sarah O'Neal, Melinda (hungary), Chrystal (Ukraine)
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: Sex Tape Scandal #1 and #2 (a two-disc set) feature some very hot Euro girls and not much else. The plot and storyline are stupid, the voiceover dubbing atrocious, and the sex is on the tepid side. Plot summation: Government agents (the country is not identified) must retrieve a tape showing a high-ranking officials sister (Melinda) having sex to avoid a scandal. Thats it! Fast forward through the acting and get to the sex. Among the beautiful women bumping uglies here are Chrystal, Angel, Drimla, and Lucy Love (Volume #1) as well as Violetta, Jane Darling, and Lucy Lee (Volume #2). None of the other girls are unattractive, only a small step below those mentioned above. There are the mandatory Euro orgies (a five-way and two four-ways). Theres plenty of anal action and facials. Director Patrick Handsome is proving to be a solid, if unspectacular, porn maker. As if identifying Euro stars isnt hard enough, on the box cover for Volume #2, most of the girls are misidentified.
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Touch Of Pink, A
Release date: 12/7/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: David Perry, Bridgette, J.P.X., Rita Faltoyano, Bob Terminator, Clark, Anita Gyongy, Maya Gold, Lara Stevens, Claudia Ferrari, Cony Ferrara, Ricardo Bell, Sylvia Laurent, Alisson (budapest), Csoky Ice, Svytlana Pulse, Alisson, Vanda Vitus, Daphnye, Szabi, Gary Boldiszar, Niki Belluci, Jakusa, Monica Racz
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: A Touch of Pink (aka The Best of Precious Pink) is a compilation of scenes from the Hustler series Precious Pink. Having never viewed this series, its difficult for me to say whether this is really a collection of the best scenes, or just a mish-mash of stuff thrown together to make a buck (like New Machines comps). What is known is that one of the girls seen here (Yvette Nieves from Volume #5) may be one of the most gorgeous girls ever to suck a dick on camera. Were talking drop dead category. This streaked brunette has a fantastic, natural body (no tats), perfect breasts, huge eyes, and a smile to die for. Absolute perfection! The rest of the Euro cast, while not in Yvettes league, is easy on the eyes also. Director Patrick Handsome gets kudos for keeping the action hot and enthusiastic.
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Release date: 12/7/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: David Perry, Bridgette, J.P.X., Rita Faltoyano, Bob Terminator, Clark, Anita Gyongy, Maya Gold, Lara Stevens, Claudia Ferrari, Cony Ferrara, Ricardo Bell, Sylvia Laurent, Alisson (budapest), Csoky Ice, Svytlana Pulse, Alisson, Vanda Vitus, Daphnye, Szabi, Gary Boldiszar, Niki Belluci, Jakusa, Monica Racz
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: A Touch of Pink (aka The Best of Precious Pink) is a compilation of scenes from the Hustler series Precious Pink. Having never viewed this series, its difficult for me to say whether this is really a collection of the best scenes, or just a mish-mash of stuff thrown together to make a buck (like New Machines comps). What is known is that one of the girls seen here (Yvette Nieves from Volume #5) may be one of the most gorgeous girls ever to suck a dick on camera. Were talking drop dead category. This streaked brunette has a fantastic, natural body (no tats), perfect breasts, huge eyes, and a smile to die for. Absolute perfection! The rest of the Euro cast, while not in Yvettes league, is easy on the eyes also. Director Patrick Handsome gets kudos for keeping the action hot and enthusiastic.
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North Pole 53
Release date: 12/29/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, Sergio, Lee Stone, Jassie, Sabrina Black, Clark, Sammie Rhodes, Allie Sin, Saana
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: North Pole #53 isnt up to the usual high standards of this fine, solid series, but it aint bad! Volume #53 has a couple good looking girls (brunette Jassie James and blonde Sammie Rhodes), two who have made a few too many trips to the tattoo parlor for my taste (Allie Sin and Sanna), and one semi-cutie who needs to start eating at Subway (Sabina Black). All five vignettes get right to the action with little or no dialogue (always a good thing!). The sets are easy on the eyes (no dim warehouses or grimy garages), the lighting is good, and the camera always seems to capture the best angles of the ladies. As for the sex, Jassie does Sergio; Allie takes on Peter North; Sanna fucks Lee Stone; Sammie Rhodes gets Peter (again); and Sabina romps with Clark (no last name). Allie does anal and all the girls take facials, with Allie swallowing her load.
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Release date: 12/29/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, Sergio, Lee Stone, Jassie, Sabrina Black, Clark, Sammie Rhodes, Allie Sin, Saana
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: North Pole #53 isnt up to the usual high standards of this fine, solid series, but it aint bad! Volume #53 has a couple good looking girls (brunette Jassie James and blonde Sammie Rhodes), two who have made a few too many trips to the tattoo parlor for my taste (Allie Sin and Sanna), and one semi-cutie who needs to start eating at Subway (Sabina Black). All five vignettes get right to the action with little or no dialogue (always a good thing!). The sets are easy on the eyes (no dim warehouses or grimy garages), the lighting is good, and the camera always seems to capture the best angles of the ladies. As for the sex, Jassie does Sergio; Allie takes on Peter North; Sanna fucks Lee Stone; Sammie Rhodes gets Peter (again); and Sabina romps with Clark (no last name). Allie does anal and all the girls take facials, with Allie swallowing her load.
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Barely Legal Innocence 1
Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Billy Glide, Charmane Star, Roxy, Ashley Jordan, Nick Manning, Ramona Luv, Kurt Lockwood, Amber Peach, Jean Val Jean, Amber Simpson, Marcos Leon, Roxy Sweet, Keri Sable, Celeste Star, Destiny (British), Tee Reel
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: With a few minor edits, Barely Legal Innocence #1 could be an X-rated flick fit for hotel rooms instead of a XXX-rated flick for strokers. Call this Porn Lite! In typical Clive McLean style, the cameraman remains about 25 from the sex action, thereby giving us great shots of the surrounding scenery, but not much in the way of close-ups. My major complaint with McLean throughout his illustrious career is that he seems to be so proud of the sets he utilizes that he insists on showing us these panoramic shots instead of in-your-face close-ups. As for the sex, cute blonde Keri Sable starts things off with Nick Manning, who finally looks decent with his new, shorter haircut. This is a great scene, full of heat and enthusiasm. Keri never looked so good. She rides Nick (both CG and RC) like shes on a Disneyland thrill ride and takes a good facial. Very strong opener! Unfortunately, it goes downhill from there. Destine Deville and Roxy Heart double-team Kurt Lockwood next and both seem to counting dollar signs in their heads instead of getting into the fucking.
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Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Billy Glide, Charmane Star, Roxy, Ashley Jordan, Nick Manning, Ramona Luv, Kurt Lockwood, Amber Peach, Jean Val Jean, Amber Simpson, Marcos Leon, Roxy Sweet, Keri Sable, Celeste Star, Destiny (British), Tee Reel
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: With a few minor edits, Barely Legal Innocence #1 could be an X-rated flick fit for hotel rooms instead of a XXX-rated flick for strokers. Call this Porn Lite! In typical Clive McLean style, the cameraman remains about 25 from the sex action, thereby giving us great shots of the surrounding scenery, but not much in the way of close-ups. My major complaint with McLean throughout his illustrious career is that he seems to be so proud of the sets he utilizes that he insists on showing us these panoramic shots instead of in-your-face close-ups. As for the sex, cute blonde Keri Sable starts things off with Nick Manning, who finally looks decent with his new, shorter haircut. This is a great scene, full of heat and enthusiasm. Keri never looked so good. She rides Nick (both CG and RC) like shes on a Disneyland thrill ride and takes a good facial. Very strong opener! Unfortunately, it goes downhill from there. Destine Deville and Roxy Heart double-team Kurt Lockwood next and both seem to counting dollar signs in their heads instead of getting into the fucking.
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Undertow
Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Billy Glide, Shay Sweet, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), John West, Dale Dabone, Aurora Snow, Hannah Harper, Anthony Hardwood, Shayna Knight, Tory Lane
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: Undertow is a better than average porn flick. It features something rare indeed for the jizz biz good acting and a decent plot. Unfortunately, the cast doesnt put as much work into the sex as they do into their dialogue. Steven St. Croix, arguably the best actor in the industry today, is host of an underground TV show titles Thrill Kill Zone. The show deals with street racers. Because of his involvement in that sport, he is recruited by Dale DaBone to be an informant for the FBI as the agency tries to get the goods on Irish terrorist Evan Stone, who is also involved in the illegal races. This may be the first porn movie in history to include not one, but two, sword fights on a beach. No, not those kind of swords; real Japanese fighting swords. Theres pretty good editing as Evan and Steven battle on the sand and look convincing while doing it. But we watch porn for sex, and there just isnt enough heat among the performers to make it very interesting.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Billy Glide, Shay Sweet, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), John West, Dale Dabone, Aurora Snow, Hannah Harper, Anthony Hardwood, Shayna Knight, Tory Lane
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: Undertow is a better than average porn flick. It features something rare indeed for the jizz biz good acting and a decent plot. Unfortunately, the cast doesnt put as much work into the sex as they do into their dialogue. Steven St. Croix, arguably the best actor in the industry today, is host of an underground TV show titles Thrill Kill Zone. The show deals with street racers. Because of his involvement in that sport, he is recruited by Dale DaBone to be an informant for the FBI as the agency tries to get the goods on Irish terrorist Evan Stone, who is also involved in the illegal races. This may be the first porn movie in history to include not one, but two, sword fights on a beach. No, not those kind of swords; real Japanese fighting swords. Theres pretty good editing as Evan and Steven battle on the sand and look convincing while doing it. But we watch porn for sex, and there just isnt enough heat among the performers to make it very interesting.
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Sperm Smiles 1
Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Haley, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Jada, Manuel Ferrara, Sandra Romain, Victoria Sin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Haley Paige
Directed by: Jessica Dee
Review brief: Sperm Smiles #1 didnt make me smile much. Most of the female talent can be found on the B List, if not a step below. And the sex was unenthusiastic and lukewarm. Jada Fire is an ebony woman with huge natural jugs. She sports braces on her teeth, which do not help her barely passable looks. She romps with Steve Holmes, including some anal, some A2M, and a facial. In keeping with the theme of this flick, Steve steps away almost immediately after the popshot to allow the girl to smile at the camera. There is no PCH, something many viewers feel is the most important part of a good scene. The cutest girl of the bunch, blond Sammie Rhodes, engages Manuel Ferrara next. Ferrara is quickly rising to the top of my list of least favorite male performers. Hes another guy who thinks we watch porn to see how big a jerk he can be. Theres constant wrestling, gaping, slapping, tit grabbing, and gymnastics.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Haley, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Jada, Manuel Ferrara, Sandra Romain, Victoria Sin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Haley Paige
Directed by: Jessica Dee
Review brief: Sperm Smiles #1 didnt make me smile much. Most of the female talent can be found on the B List, if not a step below. And the sex was unenthusiastic and lukewarm. Jada Fire is an ebony woman with huge natural jugs. She sports braces on her teeth, which do not help her barely passable looks. She romps with Steve Holmes, including some anal, some A2M, and a facial. In keeping with the theme of this flick, Steve steps away almost immediately after the popshot to allow the girl to smile at the camera. There is no PCH, something many viewers feel is the most important part of a good scene. The cutest girl of the bunch, blond Sammie Rhodes, engages Manuel Ferrara next. Ferrara is quickly rising to the top of my list of least favorite male performers. Hes another guy who thinks we watch porn to see how big a jerk he can be. Theres constant wrestling, gaping, slapping, tit grabbing, and gymnastics.
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Blow Job Mania (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 12/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Mia Smiles, Gina Ryder, Angelica Sin, Jewel De'Nyle, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Aria, Ashley Long
Review brief: Every once in a while I like to sit back and watch a blowjob flick. I find them relaxing, maybe because I know exactly what to expect girls sucking cock and taking facials. There will be no annoying tattoos, unexpected unshapely female bodies, guys abusing girls, crappy camerawork, etc. Basically, no surprises! Surprise! Blowjob Mania from Adam and Eve is NOT just an all-oral movie. It is a compilation of 15 scenes from various A&E features, and there isnt a straight blowjob in the entire 237 minutes. Sure, most of the scenes open with some sucking, but pretty soon the couples jump into full-on sex and ruins the magic. Theres anal sex, squirting, DPs. Nice, but just not what Im looking for during this viewing. Another case off false advertising by A&E. Shame on them! To their credit, A&E has started giving complete identification of the performers and the original features for each scene (something they did not do for a long time on their compilations). The 15 scenes break down as follows: Aria, Chris Cannon (Tell Me What You Want #1) Ashley Long, Mr.
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Release date: 12/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Mia Smiles, Gina Ryder, Angelica Sin, Jewel De'Nyle, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Aria, Ashley Long
Review brief: Every once in a while I like to sit back and watch a blowjob flick. I find them relaxing, maybe because I know exactly what to expect girls sucking cock and taking facials. There will be no annoying tattoos, unexpected unshapely female bodies, guys abusing girls, crappy camerawork, etc. Basically, no surprises! Surprise! Blowjob Mania from Adam and Eve is NOT just an all-oral movie. It is a compilation of 15 scenes from various A&E features, and there isnt a straight blowjob in the entire 237 minutes. Sure, most of the scenes open with some sucking, but pretty soon the couples jump into full-on sex and ruins the magic. Theres anal sex, squirting, DPs. Nice, but just not what Im looking for during this viewing. Another case off false advertising by A&E. Shame on them! To their credit, A&E has started giving complete identification of the performers and the original features for each scene (something they did not do for a long time on their compilations). The 15 scenes break down as follows: Aria, Chris Cannon (Tell Me What You Want #1) Ashley Long, Mr.
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North Pole 52
Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, Brett Rockman, Jean Val Jean, Sindy Lange, Anita Blue
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Ive always liked the North Pole series. Peter North doesnt waste our time with long buildups and idiotic dialogue. This series always uses nice sets, solid camerawork (no ridiculous angles), and good lighting. The girls usually range from very attractive to drop-dead gorgeous. North Pole #52 is no exception. Peter gets the pleasure of taking on Kelly (Sharka Blue) in the opening vignette. She fits in the drop-dead category, with nice blond hair, a lithe body, natural tits, and a great smile. She gives a good blowjob before doing an amazing reverse cowgirl. She also does the only anal action of the flick. And she takes Peters creamy facial like a pro. A great start! Blond Sindy Lange engages Talon and Brett Rockman next. They dont get to pummel her cute butt, but they take turns fucking her and both drop nice loads on her sweet mug. Another blond, Anita Blue, has a fling with Falco Zito. This is another good scene with plenty of chemistry between the two. She takes a facial. Brunette Alexis looks very good here.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, Brett Rockman, Jean Val Jean, Sindy Lange, Anita Blue
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Ive always liked the North Pole series. Peter North doesnt waste our time with long buildups and idiotic dialogue. This series always uses nice sets, solid camerawork (no ridiculous angles), and good lighting. The girls usually range from very attractive to drop-dead gorgeous. North Pole #52 is no exception. Peter gets the pleasure of taking on Kelly (Sharka Blue) in the opening vignette. She fits in the drop-dead category, with nice blond hair, a lithe body, natural tits, and a great smile. She gives a good blowjob before doing an amazing reverse cowgirl. She also does the only anal action of the flick. And she takes Peters creamy facial like a pro. A great start! Blond Sindy Lange engages Talon and Brett Rockman next. They dont get to pummel her cute butt, but they take turns fucking her and both drop nice loads on her sweet mug. Another blond, Anita Blue, has a fling with Falco Zito. This is another good scene with plenty of chemistry between the two. She takes a facial. Brunette Alexis looks very good here.
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Ice Cold Craving
Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Erotic Media
Review brief: Ice Cold Craving left me stone cold, craving something resembling heat. There certainly wasnt any in this Euro movie. The story takes place in, I believe, Sweden. A photographer is taking six fashion models up to the mountains to shoot some pictures. Once they arrive at their cabin, they are informed that there is a curse on the entire city and that no pre-marital sex is tolerated. Anyone caught playing hide the meatball will suffer a terrible fate. So, naturally, the girls all start fucking their brains out as soon as possible. And they continue to fuck even after some of them start mysteriously disappearing (after having sex, of course). Sweden grows their girls pretty, not smart! Director Mike Beck must be a Quinton Tarrentino wannabe, as he uses surf music and strange camera angles throughout the film. The acting is, as expected, terrible. The English dubbing is horrendous (the photographer has a Southern drawl).
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Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Erotic Media
Review brief: Ice Cold Craving left me stone cold, craving something resembling heat. There certainly wasnt any in this Euro movie. The story takes place in, I believe, Sweden. A photographer is taking six fashion models up to the mountains to shoot some pictures. Once they arrive at their cabin, they are informed that there is a curse on the entire city and that no pre-marital sex is tolerated. Anyone caught playing hide the meatball will suffer a terrible fate. So, naturally, the girls all start fucking their brains out as soon as possible. And they continue to fuck even after some of them start mysteriously disappearing (after having sex, of course). Sweden grows their girls pretty, not smart! Director Mike Beck must be a Quinton Tarrentino wannabe, as he uses surf music and strange camera angles throughout the film. The acting is, as expected, terrible. The English dubbing is horrendous (the photographer has a Southern drawl).
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Teen Meat 4
Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Evolution Erotica
Review brief: Teen Meat #4 is a better than average porn flick. Director Lenny Bruise has gathered cute Kelly Kline and four other somewhat attractive girls and let them get as nasty and hot as they want to be. Kelly starts things off with her real-life s/o Richard Raymond (here billed as Richard Kline who wears the pants in that family?). The brunette always seems to work well with Richard (whatever his last name) and theres good chemistry between the two. He screws her bald pussy and ass before coming in her butt. Blond Bianka Pureheart has a bit of a complexion problem, but with enough makeup (like here) shes cute as a button (always wondered where that expression came from seen any cute buttons recently?). She does strongman Adam Wild in a gym. Watch for her fucking her while shes hanging from a workout apparatus. Good job that ends in a facial. Carrot-top Emily Davinci and Ted Hunter are out playing in the woods when the mood strikes them to have sex. She gives a very good blowjob and he thanks her with a good pounding in her pussy and ass.
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Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Evolution Erotica
Review brief: Teen Meat #4 is a better than average porn flick. Director Lenny Bruise has gathered cute Kelly Kline and four other somewhat attractive girls and let them get as nasty and hot as they want to be. Kelly starts things off with her real-life s/o Richard Raymond (here billed as Richard Kline who wears the pants in that family?). The brunette always seems to work well with Richard (whatever his last name) and theres good chemistry between the two. He screws her bald pussy and ass before coming in her butt. Blond Bianka Pureheart has a bit of a complexion problem, but with enough makeup (like here) shes cute as a button (always wondered where that expression came from seen any cute buttons recently?). She does strongman Adam Wild in a gym. Watch for her fucking her while shes hanging from a workout apparatus. Good job that ends in a facial. Carrot-top Emily Davinci and Ted Hunter are out playing in the woods when the mood strikes them to have sex. She gives a very good blowjob and he thanks her with a good pounding in her pussy and ass.
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Oral Hygiene 5
Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: Websters defines hygiene as cleanliness. Well, there is absolutely nothing clean about Oral Hygiene #5, a Rob Black production. This is strictly an all-oral flick in which two guys abuse 10 girls in about as many ways as possible. Besides cocks, the girls must suck feet and hands and fingers. They are gagged with dicks, choked, and slapped until they are nearly vomiting and mascara is running down their faces. Not a pretty sight! Each girl is interviewed before each scene, and Im assuming it is Black who does the honors. Ive never met the man, but if his speech and thought pattern are consistent with these interviews, he is probably apt to say at any time, Dude, what a gnarly fucking hummer that was. Tubular, dude! Just to warm you up for the blowjobs, the girls answer questions in a most candid way. It is revealed to us that, among the many other tragedies in their life (like sucking feet to pay the rent), they have endured drug addiction, pedophile fathers, brothers in prison for life, mothers who were porn stars, and hooking at age 14.
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Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: Websters defines hygiene as cleanliness. Well, there is absolutely nothing clean about Oral Hygiene #5, a Rob Black production. This is strictly an all-oral flick in which two guys abuse 10 girls in about as many ways as possible. Besides cocks, the girls must suck feet and hands and fingers. They are gagged with dicks, choked, and slapped until they are nearly vomiting and mascara is running down their faces. Not a pretty sight! Each girl is interviewed before each scene, and Im assuming it is Black who does the honors. Ive never met the man, but if his speech and thought pattern are consistent with these interviews, he is probably apt to say at any time, Dude, what a gnarly fucking hummer that was. Tubular, dude! Just to warm you up for the blowjobs, the girls answer questions in a most candid way. It is revealed to us that, among the many other tragedies in their life (like sucking feet to pay the rent), they have endured drug addiction, pedophile fathers, brothers in prison for life, mothers who were porn stars, and hooking at age 14.
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Cum Eating Teens
Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005
Studio: LGI
Starring: Reno, Becca Bratt, Jack Spade, Vincent Vega, Seth Dickens, Nicole Brazzle, Yasmine Vega, Mia Beck, Vanessa Lane
Review brief: I recently gave an unfavorable review to Teen Auditions, a decent flick ruined by director Digital DKs constant talking during the sex action. Well, fair is fair, and I will offer DKs other new release, Cum Eating Teens, as an example of how to make very good porn. Here, DK doesnt waste our time with inane interviews and non-stop commentary. The five girls start each scene with a little tease, then get right down to business. And while none of these girls would be considered a candidate for the A List, all are very enthusiastic about their performance and give very hot scenes. There is great camerawork here, as the girls bodies are captured at just the right angles. The sets and lighting are top-notch. The guys are not asked to dish out any abusive behavior. The performers simply suck and fuck each other and DK lets their actions do his talking.
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Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005
Studio: LGI
Starring: Reno, Becca Bratt, Jack Spade, Vincent Vega, Seth Dickens, Nicole Brazzle, Yasmine Vega, Mia Beck, Vanessa Lane
Review brief: I recently gave an unfavorable review to Teen Auditions, a decent flick ruined by director Digital DKs constant talking during the sex action. Well, fair is fair, and I will offer DKs other new release, Cum Eating Teens, as an example of how to make very good porn. Here, DK doesnt waste our time with inane interviews and non-stop commentary. The five girls start each scene with a little tease, then get right down to business. And while none of these girls would be considered a candidate for the A List, all are very enthusiastic about their performance and give very hot scenes. There is great camerawork here, as the girls bodies are captured at just the right angles. The sets and lighting are top-notch. The guys are not asked to dish out any abusive behavior. The performers simply suck and fuck each other and DK lets their actions do his talking.
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Teen Auditions
Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005
Studio: LGI
Starring: Valentino, Johnny Thrust, Andrew Andretti, Desire Moore, Marcos Leon, Vanilla Skye, Seth Dickens, Brodi, Nicole Brazzle, Jacqueline Summers
Review brief: What can you say to a director who thinks hes the star of a movie? What can be said to make a egotist like Digital DK understand that we dont purchase porn to listen to nitwits like him talk over the action? Is there any way he could have screwed up Teen Auditions any more? Is there a possibility this will be a positive review? The answers to these questions could fill volumes, so Ill just say that the jive-talking director, who sounds like a reject from a Hollywood blaxploitation flick of the 70s, managed to take away any heat generated by some decent looking talent. None of the five girls were true rookies to the jizz biz, so DK could have let them do what theyre good at (sucking and fucking) and kept his yap shut.
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Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005
Studio: LGI
Starring: Valentino, Johnny Thrust, Andrew Andretti, Desire Moore, Marcos Leon, Vanilla Skye, Seth Dickens, Brodi, Nicole Brazzle, Jacqueline Summers
Review brief: What can you say to a director who thinks hes the star of a movie? What can be said to make a egotist like Digital DK understand that we dont purchase porn to listen to nitwits like him talk over the action? Is there any way he could have screwed up Teen Auditions any more? Is there a possibility this will be a positive review? The answers to these questions could fill volumes, so Ill just say that the jive-talking director, who sounds like a reject from a Hollywood blaxploitation flick of the 70s, managed to take away any heat generated by some decent looking talent. None of the five girls were true rookies to the jizz biz, so DK could have let them do what theyre good at (sucking and fucking) and kept his yap shut.
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Silvia's Spell 1
Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005
Studio: Maximum XXX
Starring: Silvia Saint
Review brief: Its not often a porno puts me to sleep. Silvias Spell #1 set a new record by doing it twice in the same afternoon. This period piece in set in (where else?) Europe, and it features beautiful Silvia Saint and a bevy of other beauties. But despite every girl getting drilled in the ass and taking a facial, the soft lighting and Muzak background in each scene kept me from staying alert. Slow is not the word for the pacing and the action; glacier-like best describes it. The plot is set during the Renaissance period, and all the costumes seem accurate. Problem: most of the girls dont remove their clothes during the sex. So heres a cute blonde getting drilled and her petticoat and corset hide most of her body. All that shows is her breasts. What, they didnt have hips and butts to admire in those days? Forget the plot. Its told in voiceover and its stupid (something about a royal family and an evil witch). In fact, there is very little actual dialogue spoken by the actors (usually a plus in my book).
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005
Studio: Maximum XXX
Starring: Silvia Saint
Review brief: Its not often a porno puts me to sleep. Silvias Spell #1 set a new record by doing it twice in the same afternoon. This period piece in set in (where else?) Europe, and it features beautiful Silvia Saint and a bevy of other beauties. But despite every girl getting drilled in the ass and taking a facial, the soft lighting and Muzak background in each scene kept me from staying alert. Slow is not the word for the pacing and the action; glacier-like best describes it. The plot is set during the Renaissance period, and all the costumes seem accurate. Problem: most of the girls dont remove their clothes during the sex. So heres a cute blonde getting drilled and her petticoat and corset hide most of her body. All that shows is her breasts. What, they didnt have hips and butts to admire in those days? Forget the plot. Its told in voiceover and its stupid (something about a royal family and an evil witch). In fact, there is very little actual dialogue spoken by the actors (usually a plus in my book).
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My Favorite Young, Hot & Horny Girls 2
Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 2/4/2005
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy Spears, Randy West, Vince Vouyer, Jeanie Rivers, Lee Stone, Jassie, Sunrise Adams, Randy Redwood, Jenna Haze, Becky LeSabre
Review brief: Young Hot and Horny Girls #2 is a New Machine compilation featuring girls from Randy Wests Up & Cummers series. This volume offers some of the cutest, sexiest girls Randy has ever come across. Cute brunette Jassie leads off in a scene clipped from U&C #93. Shes working with Randy Redwood. There not a lot of heat in this action, and it ends with a creampie pop shot. Jeanie Rivers has an odd sexuality to her. Not the cutest girl to ever suck cock on camera, she still has a look about her that just says Fuck me! She and Randy frolic, first outside, then inside, in this snippet from U&C #70. West delivers the goods to her face. Blair Segal takes on the two Randys (West and Spears) in a scene from U&C #56. Never really cared much for Blair, and this scene does nothing to make me a fan. A most unattractive Latina, Pearl Essence (U&C #40), takes on Randy West and Vince Voyeur next. I have to hand it to the guys to stay hard while plundering this poor soul. She gets DPed and takes a double facial. Perpetually cute blond Sunrise Adams wrestles with Lee Stone in a scene from U&C #100.
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Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 2/4/2005
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy Spears, Randy West, Vince Vouyer, Jeanie Rivers, Lee Stone, Jassie, Sunrise Adams, Randy Redwood, Jenna Haze, Becky LeSabre
Review brief: Young Hot and Horny Girls #2 is a New Machine compilation featuring girls from Randy Wests Up & Cummers series. This volume offers some of the cutest, sexiest girls Randy has ever come across. Cute brunette Jassie leads off in a scene clipped from U&C #93. Shes working with Randy Redwood. There not a lot of heat in this action, and it ends with a creampie pop shot. Jeanie Rivers has an odd sexuality to her. Not the cutest girl to ever suck cock on camera, she still has a look about her that just says Fuck me! She and Randy frolic, first outside, then inside, in this snippet from U&C #70. West delivers the goods to her face. Blair Segal takes on the two Randys (West and Spears) in a scene from U&C #56. Never really cared much for Blair, and this scene does nothing to make me a fan. A most unattractive Latina, Pearl Essence (U&C #40), takes on Randy West and Vince Voyeur next. I have to hand it to the guys to stay hard while plundering this poor soul. She gets DPed and takes a double facial. Perpetually cute blond Sunrise Adams wrestles with Lee Stone in a scene from U&C #100.
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Rack 'Em (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 4/10/2004
Reviewed on: 2/4/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Asia Carrera, Alexandra Silk, Ian Daniels, Tricia Devereaux, Steve Hatcher, Julian, Julie Meadows, Randy Spears, Rick Masters, Taylor St. Clair, Julian St. Jox, Cameron Steel, Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Dale Dabone, Jenny Lynn, Nikita Denise, Jenna Haze, Jasmine Klein, Nikko Knight, Colt Steel
Review brief: I love to play pool. So I approached my initial viewing of Rack Em with a little excitement. This Adam & Eve compilation has 10 scenes, and each one takes place on or around a pool table. The participants all seemed to enjoy sucking and fucking more than billiards, and I guess I couldnt blame them. There are some hot ladies in this issue, and Id probably drop my cue in a split second if one of them wanted to do me. Heres the lineup, including the original feature each scene was snipped from: Jenna Haze, Ian Daniels High Class Ass Julie Meadows, Dale DaBone Devoured Asia Carrera, Randy Spears Naked Hollywood #8 Alexandra Silk, Chenin Blanc, Jasmine Klein, Jenny Lynn, Cheyne Collins, Rick Masters Sex Across America #8 Nikita Denise, Julian Jewel DeNyles Wild Ride Alexandra Silk, Steve Hatcher Hardwood Asia Carrera, Colt Steele Always Lilly White Tricia Devereaux, Julian St. Jox KSEX 106.9 Taylor St. Claire, Cameron Steel Hardwood Asia Carrera, Nikko Knight Naked Hollywood #20 There was anal sex in two scenes, and four ended in facials.
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Release date: 4/10/2004
Reviewed on: 2/4/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Asia Carrera, Alexandra Silk, Ian Daniels, Tricia Devereaux, Steve Hatcher, Julian, Julie Meadows, Randy Spears, Rick Masters, Taylor St. Clair, Julian St. Jox, Cameron Steel, Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Dale Dabone, Jenny Lynn, Nikita Denise, Jenna Haze, Jasmine Klein, Nikko Knight, Colt Steel
Review brief: I love to play pool. So I approached my initial viewing of Rack Em with a little excitement. This Adam & Eve compilation has 10 scenes, and each one takes place on or around a pool table. The participants all seemed to enjoy sucking and fucking more than billiards, and I guess I couldnt blame them. There are some hot ladies in this issue, and Id probably drop my cue in a split second if one of them wanted to do me. Heres the lineup, including the original feature each scene was snipped from: Jenna Haze, Ian Daniels High Class Ass Julie Meadows, Dale DaBone Devoured Asia Carrera, Randy Spears Naked Hollywood #8 Alexandra Silk, Chenin Blanc, Jasmine Klein, Jenny Lynn, Cheyne Collins, Rick Masters Sex Across America #8 Nikita Denise, Julian Jewel DeNyles Wild Ride Alexandra Silk, Steve Hatcher Hardwood Asia Carrera, Colt Steele Always Lilly White Tricia Devereaux, Julian St. Jox KSEX 106.9 Taylor St. Claire, Cameron Steel Hardwood Asia Carrera, Nikko Knight Naked Hollywood #20 There was anal sex in two scenes, and four ended in facials.
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Vortexxx
Release date: 6/7/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Cheyne Collins, Sophie Evans, Monica Mayhem, Felicia Fox, Lauren Phoenix, Cytherea
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Vortexxx is a decent couples flick that actually has a plot worth following, a stop-the-presses discovery in Pornland. The storyline has a bunch of friends sneaking into a spooky old house. Is it haunted? Who cares? Theres plenty of good fucking to be had, so they dont let a few creepy noises or ghosts stop them. Felicia Fox and Cheyne Collins leave the others to explore the mansion. They end up in a dark bedroom and screw ending in a tit cumshot. Cytherea and Billy Glyde also find an abandoned room and make the most of it. Cytherea does her trademark squirt job here and takes Billys popshot on her butt. This scene suffers greatly from the use of what I unaffectionately call flowerpot camerawork. In this case, its a candleholder on the table that the director chooses to shoot the action from behind. Very distracting and agitating. Next, Sophie Evans and Randy Spears romp in a shower and, again, much of the action is shot through a decorative shower door, thereby obscuring most of the view. Aaaargh! Somehow, somewhere, Spears got transported back in time to 1931.
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Release date: 6/7/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Cheyne Collins, Sophie Evans, Monica Mayhem, Felicia Fox, Lauren Phoenix, Cytherea
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Vortexxx is a decent couples flick that actually has a plot worth following, a stop-the-presses discovery in Pornland. The storyline has a bunch of friends sneaking into a spooky old house. Is it haunted? Who cares? Theres plenty of good fucking to be had, so they dont let a few creepy noises or ghosts stop them. Felicia Fox and Cheyne Collins leave the others to explore the mansion. They end up in a dark bedroom and screw ending in a tit cumshot. Cytherea and Billy Glyde also find an abandoned room and make the most of it. Cytherea does her trademark squirt job here and takes Billys popshot on her butt. This scene suffers greatly from the use of what I unaffectionately call flowerpot camerawork. In this case, its a candleholder on the table that the director chooses to shoot the action from behind. Very distracting and agitating. Next, Sophie Evans and Randy Spears romp in a shower and, again, much of the action is shot through a decorative shower door, thereby obscuring most of the view. Aaaargh! Somehow, somewhere, Spears got transported back in time to 1931.
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Tight & Fresh
Release date: 3/31/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Tawny Roberts, Veronica Velour, Alaura Eden, Allison Wyte, Ashley Moore [I] (female), Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Kinzie Kenner, Annie Body
Review brief: Tight and Fresh is an Adam & Eve compilation that would be more properly titled Tight, Fresh and Boring. This is couples porn to the max, with no anal action and no facials. All the scenes are snipped from the Amateur Angels series, which means you can expect vanilla sex, stuff you could show to your parents if theyre from the 60s or later. The talent, as listed below, includes some very good-looking girls: Kenzi Kenner, Lucy Lee, Billy Glyde Amateur Angels #12 Allison Whyte, Kyle Stone A.A. #8 Annie Body, Mickey G. A.A. #3 Veronica Velour, Alan Knight A.A. #1 Jesse V., Ian Daniels A.A. #5 Amanda, John West A.A. #3 Ashley Moore, Kurt Lockwood A.A. #10 Alaura Eden, Mario Rossi A.A. #13 Tawny Roberts, Ricky A.A. #2 The DVD extras are a Photo Gallery and Trailers.
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Release date: 3/31/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Tawny Roberts, Veronica Velour, Alaura Eden, Allison Wyte, Ashley Moore [I] (female), Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Kinzie Kenner, Annie Body
Review brief: Tight and Fresh is an Adam & Eve compilation that would be more properly titled Tight, Fresh and Boring. This is couples porn to the max, with no anal action and no facials. All the scenes are snipped from the Amateur Angels series, which means you can expect vanilla sex, stuff you could show to your parents if theyre from the 60s or later. The talent, as listed below, includes some very good-looking girls: Kenzi Kenner, Lucy Lee, Billy Glyde Amateur Angels #12 Allison Whyte, Kyle Stone A.A. #8 Annie Body, Mickey G. A.A. #3 Veronica Velour, Alan Knight A.A. #1 Jesse V., Ian Daniels A.A. #5 Amanda, John West A.A. #3 Ashley Moore, Kurt Lockwood A.A. #10 Alaura Eden, Mario Rossi A.A. #13 Tawny Roberts, Ricky A.A. #2 The DVD extras are a Photo Gallery and Trailers.
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Dream Teens (Sin City)
Release date: 10/19/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Haley, Hannah Harper, Trent Tesoro, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Harmony Rose, Scott Nails, Ryan Stone, Haley Paige, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Hannah Harper
Review brief: Hannah Harper runs a talent agency for porn stars in Dream Teens. Sounds like the premise for a decent couples porn flick, right? Well, this is one you might NOT want to share with the Mrs. There is some pretty serious semi-rough sex in this Sin City feature. Theres butt fucking, A2M, choking, and throat gagging galore, hardly the ingredients for a romantic night at home with the little lady watching a few people suck and fuck. Know your audience well before showing this one. Forget the plot; its standard porn fodder. In the initial scene, brunette Haley Paige takes on Trent Tesoro, who pumps her bottom with abandon. Cute Roxy Jezel (with streaked brown hair) romps with Steven St. Croix next. Blond Jamie Brooks and Marco Duarte follow, and Jamie gets abused pretty hard here. No Sin City production is complete without some lesbian action, so here come Harmony Rose, Ryan Stone, and Jezel for some basic muff munching and dildo inserting.
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Release date: 10/19/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Haley, Hannah Harper, Trent Tesoro, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Harmony Rose, Scott Nails, Ryan Stone, Haley Paige, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Hannah Harper
Review brief: Hannah Harper runs a talent agency for porn stars in Dream Teens. Sounds like the premise for a decent couples porn flick, right? Well, this is one you might NOT want to share with the Mrs. There is some pretty serious semi-rough sex in this Sin City feature. Theres butt fucking, A2M, choking, and throat gagging galore, hardly the ingredients for a romantic night at home with the little lady watching a few people suck and fuck. Know your audience well before showing this one. Forget the plot; its standard porn fodder. In the initial scene, brunette Haley Paige takes on Trent Tesoro, who pumps her bottom with abandon. Cute Roxy Jezel (with streaked brown hair) romps with Steven St. Croix next. Blond Jamie Brooks and Marco Duarte follow, and Jamie gets abused pretty hard here. No Sin City production is complete without some lesbian action, so here come Harmony Rose, Ryan Stone, and Jezel for some basic muff munching and dildo inserting.
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Pleasures Of the Flesh 8
Release date: 8/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Leslie Taylor, Renato, Stella Hot, Yasmine Gold, Dorina, Simony Diamond, Nikky Blond
Review brief: Pleasures of the Flesh #8 features some outstanding girls and, unfortunately, mostly lukewarm sex. Guess you gotta take the good with the bad. Blonde Stella Hot is just that searing in fact. She takes on Frank M. in the opening scene and gives arguably the hottest performance. Cute blond Dorina and attractive brunette Simnoy are next, and they wrestle with Leslie Taylor in a decent outdoor scene. Niki Blond used to be one of porns cutest girls, and she still looks darn good, but her scene with Renato left me reaching for the FF button. Streaked brunette Katrin and Mano appear to be counting sheep while they go through the motions in the penultimate scene. Blond Yasmine Gold and Jonny frolic in the final scene, the only action that does not end in a facial. Typical of Euro porn, the guys do more moaning in this flick than the girls. The so-called action is well-captured with the right angles.
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Release date: 8/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Leslie Taylor, Renato, Stella Hot, Yasmine Gold, Dorina, Simony Diamond, Nikky Blond
Review brief: Pleasures of the Flesh #8 features some outstanding girls and, unfortunately, mostly lukewarm sex. Guess you gotta take the good with the bad. Blonde Stella Hot is just that searing in fact. She takes on Frank M. in the opening scene and gives arguably the hottest performance. Cute blond Dorina and attractive brunette Simnoy are next, and they wrestle with Leslie Taylor in a decent outdoor scene. Niki Blond used to be one of porns cutest girls, and she still looks darn good, but her scene with Renato left me reaching for the FF button. Streaked brunette Katrin and Mano appear to be counting sheep while they go through the motions in the penultimate scene. Blond Yasmine Gold and Jonny frolic in the final scene, the only action that does not end in a facial. Typical of Euro porn, the guys do more moaning in this flick than the girls. The so-called action is well-captured with the right angles.
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Adam & Eve Signature Series 9: Nicole Sheridan & Voodoo
Release date: 1/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Monique, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Monica Mayhem, Michael Stefano
Review brief: The Adam & Eve compilation Signature Series #9: Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo is for aficionados of Sheridan and her real-life boyfriend, Voodoo. They inform us early during an interview that they were recently voted Sexiest Couple in Hollywood or some such nonsense. If that is so, sex in Glitter Gulch is really getting boring. Not that the pair dont perform well in their scenes and give off a great chemistry. They do! But viewing eight scenes with basically the same stars gets tedious and dull after awhile. Nicole is at her best here and shows off her entire arsenal of sexual tricks: anal, facial, DP, and squirting. The following list is a scene-by-scene breakdown, including the original feature: Nicole and Voodoo Beauty and the Bitch Nicole and Voodoo with Monique Dark Influences Nicole and Voodoo with Mike Long Devils Tail Nicole and Voodoo with Monica Mayhem Naked Hollywood #9 Nicole and Voodoo After Midnight Nicole and Voodoo Adult Stars at Home #1 Nicole and Voodoo with T.J.
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Release date: 1/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Monique, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Monica Mayhem, Michael Stefano
Review brief: The Adam & Eve compilation Signature Series #9: Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo is for aficionados of Sheridan and her real-life boyfriend, Voodoo. They inform us early during an interview that they were recently voted Sexiest Couple in Hollywood or some such nonsense. If that is so, sex in Glitter Gulch is really getting boring. Not that the pair dont perform well in their scenes and give off a great chemistry. They do! But viewing eight scenes with basically the same stars gets tedious and dull after awhile. Nicole is at her best here and shows off her entire arsenal of sexual tricks: anal, facial, DP, and squirting. The following list is a scene-by-scene breakdown, including the original feature: Nicole and Voodoo Beauty and the Bitch Nicole and Voodoo with Monique Dark Influences Nicole and Voodoo with Mike Long Devils Tail Nicole and Voodoo with Monica Mayhem Naked Hollywood #9 Nicole and Voodoo After Midnight Nicole and Voodoo Adult Stars at Home #1 Nicole and Voodoo with T.J.
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Let Me Taste It 4
Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Steve Drake, Jay Ashley, Chris Charming, Cheyne Collins, Haley, Sledge Hammer, K.K., Jackie Moore, Luci Thai, Britney Jay, Amber Star, Stacy Thorn
Directed by: Steve Drake
Review brief: Let Me Taste It #4 employs average-looking (at best) girls engaged in uninspired sex. There is absolutely nothing of interest in this flick, unless you enjoy A2M, which most of the girls must endure countless times during their sexual romps. Since there is nothing out of the ordinary in these six scenes, the following is a recap of the partners: Amber Star gets double-teamed by Jay Ashley and K.K.; blond Britney Jay does director Steve Drake; Asian Lucy Thai romps with Slege Hammer and Chris Charming; Haley takes on Drake; Jackie Moore fucks Cheyne Collins; and blond Staci Thorn tangles with Reno.
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Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Steve Drake, Jay Ashley, Chris Charming, Cheyne Collins, Haley, Sledge Hammer, K.K., Jackie Moore, Luci Thai, Britney Jay, Amber Star, Stacy Thorn
Directed by: Steve Drake
Review brief: Let Me Taste It #4 employs average-looking (at best) girls engaged in uninspired sex. There is absolutely nothing of interest in this flick, unless you enjoy A2M, which most of the girls must endure countless times during their sexual romps. Since there is nothing out of the ordinary in these six scenes, the following is a recap of the partners: Amber Star gets double-teamed by Jay Ashley and K.K.; blond Britney Jay does director Steve Drake; Asian Lucy Thai romps with Slege Hammer and Chris Charming; Haley takes on Drake; Jackie Moore fucks Cheyne Collins; and blond Staci Thorn tangles with Reno.
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