Oral Hygiene 5 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/20/2005

Webster’s defines hygiene as “cleanliness.” Well, there is absolutely nothing “clean” about “Oral Hygiene #5,” a Rob Black production. This is strictly an all-oral flick in which two guys abuse 10 girls in about as many ways as possible.

Besides cocks, the girls must suck feet and hands and fingers. They are gagged with dicks, choked, and slapped until they are nearly vomiting and mascara is running down their faces. Not a pretty sight!

Each girl is interviewed before each scene, and I’m assuming it is Black who does the honors. I’ve never met the man, but if his speech and thought pattern are consistent with these interviews, he is probably apt to say at any time, “Dude, what a gnarly fucking hummer that was. Tubular, dude!”

Just to warm you up for the blowjobs, the girls answer questions in a most candid way. It is revealed to us that, among the many other tragedies in their life (like sucking feet to pay the rent), they have endured drug addiction, pedophile fathers, brothers in prison for life, mothers who were porn stars, and hooking at age 14. Ciera Sage proudly admits she has been a complete slut since high school, having fucked 70-80 guys in less than a year. These are not the stories of glamorous starlets and they should be required viewing for any girl thinking of joining the biz.

If these tragic stories haven’t got you completely turned off at this point, go ahead and watch as each girl takes on two guys and basically loses what’s left of her dignity. Each girl takes a double open-mouth facial and swallows the two loads. If this gets you off, you are more warped than I.

The DVD offers the following extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers, and a little ditty called Tape Destruction 101, which tries to be funny, but fails.