Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 10)
Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Francesco Malcom, Robert Rosenberg, Max Cortes, Jessica May, George Uhl, Sandy Style, Janet Alfano, Kristina Blonde, Ellen Saint
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private Tropical #11: Dream Girls in St. Martin is the latest Private release that goes with the premise that beautiful girls become insatiable sluts once they get under blue skies and swaying palm trees. This flick was shot entirely on St. Martin, which is where Im booking my next vacation (without Mrs. Groove, of course). Cute blondes Sandy Saint and Elen Saint and lovely brunette Jessica May are among a group of models sent to the Caribbean island for a photo shoot. The girls, being horny little Euros, cannot withstand the temptation to suck and fuck every guy on the island, usually in public places. Sex happens in a swimming pool, on the beach, on a boat, and near a waterfall. Great locations, but hardly the perfect places to have sex, particularly on the beach, where sandy butts and incoming waves crashing upon the lovers ruin the heat.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Max Cortes, Stacy Silver, Denis Marti, Kevin King, Lussy, Dani Ricca, Lenny Powers
Directed by: Denis Marti
Review brief: Young and Wild #5 is Euro porn of the most abusive kind. Denis Marti is the director of this flick, and he stars in two scenes. I say star in because Marti is part of the ever-growing generation of male porn makers who feel THEY, and not the girls, are the main attraction. Marti and his cronies (who are not credited) abuse the girls in every way possible. This is not couples sex. This is for the hardcore raincoater who likes to see attractive girls get slapped, spanked, gaped, pinched, fucked in the ass, endure repetitive A2M, and take facials. It is almost unwatchable to one who enjoys middle-of-the-road porn. The girls range from very cute brunette Lussi to attractive blondes Lenny Powers, Dany Ricci and Stacy Silver to above average brown-haired Sarah. Only Lussi fails to get analed or take a facial. Sarah does a threeway with two guys and gets royally ass-fucked.
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Release date: 9/18/2004
Reviewed on: 2/1/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Billy Glide, John West, Tyra, Lee Stone, Jazmin, Sascha, Demi Marx, Lena Juliett, Nicole Brazzle
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Barely 18 #13 is the perfect skin flick for those who like outdoor sex with marginal girls. The sex is pretty tame with no anal play and four of the five girls taking facials. There is very little abusive action (gagging, slapping, spanking, gaping, etc.). The girls (with the possible exception of Tyra Banks) are all B-listers. Blond Nicole Brazzle leads off with one of the noisiest blowjobs in porn history on John West. She brings good energy to the poolside fucking and takes a nice open-mouth facial. Brunette Jazmin takes on Billy Glyde in a park next. Decent sex, but nothing to write home about. It ends with a shot across her closed mouth and face. Semi-cute redhead Tyra Banks has a wonderfully slim body. She and Sasha have another poolside tryst, with Tyra taking his load on her tongue. Demi Marx has streaked brown hair and romps with muscleman Lee Stone in a yard. Not much memorable here as she takes a load of little Lees on her chest. Brunette Lena Juliette sports an ugly tummy tat during her action with Jay Ashley near a pool.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 2/1/2005
Studio: FusXion
Starring: Alberto Rey, Manuel Ferrara, Julie Robbins, Ben English, Kurt Lockwood, Steve Hooper, Cameron James [I] (female), Pason, Scarlet O'Whora, Shy Love
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Ass Brand New #2 is a decent flick featuring some severe ass pounding, semi-cute female talent taking facials, and loads of screaming. Cute redhead Pason takes on Alberto Rey after an overly-lengthy masturbation warm-up. She gets dildos and anal beads shoved into her cute arse. Rey gives her a hard pounding, but theres too much gaping for my taste. Pason takes a good open-mouth facial and gives some terrific PCH. Blond Cameron James is next. Steve Hooper pays little attention to her sweet, shaved slit before attacking her bunghole. She gets pummeled pretty good by Hooper, who finally cums on her tongue. She sucks him and cleans him off afterward. Cute brunette Shy Love has a pair of the most intriguing eyes ever seen in smut. Too bad she felt the need to have a set of hideous bolt-ons attached to her chest. She would be an absolute doll otherwise. She does bring great chemistry and fire to her tryst with Kurt Lockwood, who almost immediately bypasses her vagina for some anal plundering.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 2/1/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Lee Stone, Reno, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Talon, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Katrina Kraven, Melissa Lauren, Suzie Carina, Angel Dark
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: A.N.A.L. #4 features some attractive female talent and some very hard, abusive sex. If you get off on slapping, gagging, hair pulling, anal, A2M, and facials, this is for you. Think the complete opposite of couples sex. Each of the six girls is introduced and almost immediately the anus assault begins. The girls have fingers and dildos thrust into their waiting bums, and the guys start fucking them with little or no attention paid to their front slits. The girls basically do nothing to the guys; its all done to them. They dont suck cock; the guys ram their cocks down their throats. The girls get roughed up so much, they are hardly attractive by the end of the scenes, with beet red butt cheeks (from the constant spanking) and messed up hairdos (from the hair pulling). Theres mascara running (always a pretty sight!).
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Release date: 3/10/2004
Reviewed on: 2/1/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Frank Thring, Edina, Claudio Meloni, James Brossman, Dora Venter, Jessica Fiorentino, George Uhl, Steve Hooper, Sindy Angel, Sarah O'Neal, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech), Edina Wiesler
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Riviera Heat #2 is a typical piece of Euro porn, meaning there is a lot to like and dislike about it. The good: Lots of very attractive girls (without the body ink of their American counterparts) who take it up the ass and love the taste of cum; loads of hard pounding sex; great locations. The bad: Sex scenes intercut with non-sex scenes, thereby killing the heat; unintelligible dialogue; fake moaning; too much group sex; sloppy attempt at credits (these are probably from R.H. #1); the Behind the Scenes bonus extra is also from R.H. #1. This feature takes place on a very beautiful island and the scenery is terrific. However, if I wanted to watch a travelogue, Id flip over to the Travel Channel. Too many shots of palm trees swaying in the breeze! As for the sex, cute blonde Dora Venter is in a couple scenes, which is a positive for any flick. Brunettes Lucy Lee and Jessica Fiorentino are great eye candy and really know how to take an anal pounding and a facial.
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Release date: 11/7/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Stone Cold left me stone bored. This is the Lee Stone Show, and the muscular stud never lets you forget it. He repeats incessantly Welcome to MY world, like were to believe all these chicks go out of their way to fuck him. Stone also likes to show off his steroid-built muscles by fucking the girls in positions most normal guys wouldnt try with a blow-up doll. His acrobatics are distracting if not envious. There is terrible audio throughout the flick, which is probably a good thing because Stone and his ladies all sound like junior high schoolers when we can hear them. The first two scenes (first with Jasmine Lynn and Haley Page, then with Mason Storm) start outdoors then move indoors, which could be a distraction for some viewers. The third, with Devon Michaels, is captured completely outdoors. The final scene has Roxy Jezel and Sophia dressed as schoolgirls. Anybody buying that one? Another complaint I have with this (and, to be honest, most all porn today) is the constant gaping. Put your dick in, stroke a few times, then pull it out for a close-up of her gaping orifice.
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Release date: 10/12/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005
Studio: Bad Ass
Starring: Alex Sanders, Steve Holmes, Bridgette Kerkove, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Steve Hooper, Katsuni, Pason, Gia Paloma, Shy Love, Nicoletta
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: Stick It #2 is another Skeeter Kerkove feature from Badass Pictures. Ive never met Skeeter, but he seems like a nice-enough guy from the interviews he conducts with each girl before her scene. But the pirate scarf on the head fashion statement he adheres to makes him look like a 13-year old boy preparing for Halloween. And his film-making could be considered juvenile also. For example, at some point in every scene he makes the girls lie on their stomachs, reach back with both hands, and grab their high heels, all the while sucking dick. Looks stupid! In addition, Skeeter favors the latex and leather fetish look for all the girls, something that gets old after about two scenes. Skeeter can also be heard making comments throughout the action. Did someone ask for a play-by-play? Not me. As for the girls, brunette Shy Love, redhead Pason, and brown-haired Euro-Oriental Katsumi are especially lovely. Skeeters wife, Bridgette Kerkove, Gia Paloma, and Nicoletta are above average. Theres anal action in every scene, A2M in most, and open-mouth facials in all.
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Release date: 10/16/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Brian Surewood, Venus, Brett Rockman, Jamie Brooks, Isabel Ice, Makayla Cox, Isobel, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Ass Quake is a marginal smut film from Elegant Angel directed with little flair by Zupko. Although there is some decent hard pounding throughout, the abuse (slapping, spanking, throat gagging, choking, gaping, etc.) the males apply to the girls is a turnoff to this reviewer. The girls were no better than B-listers. The formula is basically the same for each of the five scenes. Each girl gives a little head, then gets fucked in a variety of positions (some anal only- no vag), does a lot of A2M, then takes an open-mouth facial.
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Release date: 7/25/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Gina, Alain Deloin, J.P.X., James Brossman, Pierre Woodman, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Pascal St. James, Ian Scott, Suzanna Wienold, Petra Short, Bob Terminator, Drimla, Lara Stevens, Sophie (Hungarian), Elisabeth Rose, Nicole (Ukraine II), Erica Tchern
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Casting Couch #5 is another good reason to avoid most Euro porn. This compilation from Hustler basically wastes some pretty decent looking talent with uninspired sex and terrible editing. Each scene is preceded by a boring interview with the girl, with both the interviewer (probably Pierre Woodman) and the girl having typical trouble with the English language. Thats followed by a short striptease and posing session. Yawn! The first scene is from Exxxotica #2, and features brunette Drimla (who was interviewed) and Sophie Paris (who was not interviewed). Who knows who the guy was, since there was the customary lack of credits. The threesome romps on a beach complete with salt, sand, and breaking waves. Stupid! Sophie never touches the guy (who wears a nerdy hat throughout), but Drimla takes it in both holes and finishes him off with a facial. Blond Nicole takes on two guys in a segment snipped from XXX #15. These three might have been playing Blind Twister for all the fun they seemed to be having. Nicole gets DPd and finishes with a messy face.
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Release date: 11/10/2003
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Fresh and Natural #3 is a New Machine compilation. There are some big names (Lea DeMae, Stephanie Swift, Jenna Haze) offered here, but this is hardly representative of their best work. Of course, when a scene is snipped from any of the Dirty Debutantes or Real Naturals or Global Warming series, you have to figure it will be average, at best. This comp has the nerve to offer two scenes (the first two) which were culled from other compilations. How desperate is New Machine to put product on the shelves? The New Machine people still do not pay much attention to detail. The two scenes mentioned above could have been labeled with the titles from the original features instead of the comps.
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Release date: 7/4/2003
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Shay Sweet, Inari Vachs, Christi Lake, Mia Smiles, Dee [II] (classic female), Daisy Chain, Mocha, Gwen Summers, Ginger Paige, Precious, Rio, Bamboo, Ava Vincent, Aurora Snow, Victoria Style, Adriana Sage, Nefertiti, Nichelle Lanier
Review brief: Shades of Sex #3 is an Adam & Eve compilation with the running theme of girls of color, though not all are. There are 15 scenes and all have at least one girl of black, Latin, or Asian persuasion. It could more properly be titled The Mia Smiles Show as the Asian porn star is featured in no less than five scenes. This compilation is poorly edited and features a mish-mash of scenes from both features and gonzo originals. This 220-minute comp would be hard-pressed to motivate any viewer to buy any of the originals, as these scenes are hardly the best work of any of the girls. There is only one anal scene (Adriana Sage in Scene 7) and only a handful of facials.
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Davia Ardell, Van Damage, Brittany Star, Cailey Taylor, Pason
Review brief: Rectal Rooter #9 is the first volume of this series I have reviewed. If this one is any indicator, I will skip the others. Not that the girls arent worth watching. There are, in fact, some very attractive girls in this one, including Pason, Cailey Taylor, and Tawny. Its the guys who put me off here, particularly director John JC Connor and his cohort, Van Damage. Connor just doesnt know when to shut up and let the sex action take over the spotlight. He keeps talking to the participants like hes the star and the reason we watch. My problem with Van (who, by the way, looks a lot better with facial hair) is the way he fucks. He thrusts very slow, thereby getting almost zero reaction from the girl. Then he insists on doing that gaping thing ad nauseum. When she understandably doesnt get her excited, he resorts to spitting on her pussy, spanking her, and generally mistreating her. Van, buddy, get hard, stick it in her, fuck her vigorously, and maybe youll get some heat from her. Cute redhead Pason does Mr. Clean look-alike Christian in the opening scene.
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Release date: 5/13/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Joey Silvera, Kristara Barrington, Gina Carrera, John Leslie, Vanessa Del Rio, Billy Dee, Seka, Little Oral Annie
Review brief: Beyond Desire is a typical couples film from the 1980s (1983 to be specific) in that the feature relies heavily on dialogue and plot and only offers short snippets of sex (4-5 minutes each). There is bad acting throughout, with the notable exception of John Leslie, who plays a private investigator staying in a whorehouse (dont ask why; its too stupid to explain) and doing just about all the hookers in the place. There are some huge names in this feature, including Gina Carrera, Nina Hartley, Seka, and Vanessa del Rio, who, unfortunately, gets only one short sex scene towards the end of the 83 minutes. Nina is almost unrecognizable in a black wig. Little Oral Annie makes a brief appearance sucking off a couple guys. Kristara Barrington graces the first scene and takes a nice facial one of only three in the nine-scene flick. Patti Petit has the only anal action. The DVD offers the following extras: Photo Gallery, Other Titles, Cast, Contact and Website info, and a Language (English and Spanish only) Option.
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Release date: 10/12/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Review brief: Deep Throat This #23 is a pretty good all oral flick that suffers from a director who never knows when to shut up. Hey, Craven, this is about the girls, not you! When I watch a blowjob flick, I want the girls to suck cock, take a facial, give plenty of post-cum head (clean-up), and then wink goodbye as the scene fades to black. But Mr. Moorehead thinks its okay to start conversing with the girls the second the guy is through spewing and before they get to show their affection for cum and a stiff dick. This is very annoying. Some of these girls are very attractive, including Ava Vincent, Keri Sable, and Paige Turner. None of the other seven girls are dogs, but theyre just not in the same category as the top three. All give pretty good head, although about half are forced to suck off two or three guys, which really detracts from the excitement. I want to fantasize about this cute girl sucking ME off, not a buddy or two. I believe Volume 23 was a no-show for Peter North, who used to be a staple in this series. His fantastic facials were enough to make any of the girls look good.
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Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Domino, Brooklyn, Jassie, Selena Silver, Katrina Kraven, Britney Madison, Vincent Vega, Jean Val Jean, Amber Simpson, Tyla Wynn, Marcos Leon, Heather Hunt, Ava Ramon, Tory Freeland, Taylor Knight, Sammie Rhodes, Tory Lane, Luissa Rosso
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Blow Me Sandwich #5 follows the previous four chapters of this "all oral" series: some serious cocksucking but little heat. The girls all look to be having too much fun (laughing and joking) to be serious about what theyre doing. There are very few A-listers on this cast list. Most of the girls sport unsavory tats on some visible part of their bodies. Basically, they are run-of-the-mill porn whores; no studettes here. 14 girls, seven scenes. The scenes are too long for my taste, often 15 minutes or more. While the thought of two women sucking my cock for 15 minutes is a bit of a turn-on, Id probably tire of the monotonous repetitions the average-looking girls employ. In addition, each scene opens with the girls sucking away while the guy (unseen) sits down. This causes the girls faces to be obscured often by their hair.
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Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Dee [II] (classic female), Randy Spears, Mickey G., Lola [I] (ambiguous), Cheyne Collins, Dale Dabone, Kimberly Kane, Lana Cox, Terri Summers, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Dominica Leoni, Lauren Phoenix, Lana Moore, Summer Sweet
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: The Dirty Debutantes series is on one extreme end of the porn spectrum. Amateurish production values, unattractive girls (for the most part), no script, and a middle-aged, unattractive male for the star. On the other end of said spectrum is Dinner Party #3, a Nicholas Steele offering from Ultimate. This is a stylish couples feature; kind of Michael Ninn meets Andrew Blake. There are plenty of special affects, strange sets, soft lighting, elevator music, beautiful women and, unfortunately, the ever-present vanilla sex. Carmen Luvana is the hostess of this dinner party, whose guests sit around the table talking about their most intimate sexual adventures and fantasies. I know thats the key topic at every dinner party I attend.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: David Perry, Chris Charming, Elen, Dita, Kristal Summers, Mick Blue, Stacy Silver, Julie Silver, Anastasia Christ, Veronika Vanoza, Bibi Fox, Claudia Nero, Trina Michaels, Bianca (Czech), Krystal de Boor
Directed by: Sammy Sixx
Review brief: Double Decker Sandwich #5 demonstrates much that is bad (and some of the good) with Euro porn. Apparently, the Euros believe that all girls want sex so much they are willing to put up with juvenile actions from their guys. The guys must believe they (and not the girls) are the stars of the show. Trust me, guys, you are not! Ive never obtained a smut film based on the guys in the cast list. Quite the opposite, Ive avoided some titles strictly because I tire quickly of the guys acting like jerks. Euro guys traditionally cannot stay in the same sex position for more than 10 strokes. They are constantly shifting themselves (or the girls) around to try something new when, in fact, they had a good thing going with the previous position. And they dont just adjust the girls; they wrestle the girls to the new position. This tough guy act gets old very fast with this reviewer. They also like to pull their cocks out of the girls holes and forcibly slam them back in like that excites any woman! David Perry is most guilty of this tiresome action, and hes in two scenes here.
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Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brooke, Haley, Hannah Harper, Shy Love, Tory Freeland, Tory Lane, Haley Paige
Review brief: Devils Playground (the 2004 Sin City version) is a decent couples flick with some outstanding ladies and some pretty hot sex. Director Dcypher (his/her spelling) has some very good talent to work with here. Too bad he/she chose to incorporate every hackneyed porn stereotype in making this film: poor camera work, high heels on practically every girl, and a script straight from the junior high drama department. The plot (I believe) has to do with Hannah Harper (playing the Devil) bargaining with Evan Stone to get another soul into Hell. I say I believe because the audio is marginal and Hannahs accent makes it tough to decipher (my spelling). Cute brunette Shy Love tangles with Steve Hatcher in the opening scene. Hatcher experiences some serious wood problems during what looks to be a great blowjob by Shy. After he finally gets it up, the duo romps through the standard porn positions before Shy accepts a facial. At least, were expected to believe it was a proper facial.
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Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 12/1/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Sergio, Kat, Talon, D. Wise, Jessica Sweet, Sativa Rose, Trinity Post, Trista Post, Brodi
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: First Date takes TVs reality dating games one step further and allows the participants to actually have sex. And the sex is pretty darn good. The couples meet at the beginning of each scene, then jump in a limo to go on their dream date. They talk and accompanying pop-ups reveal what the two are really thinking during the conversation. Kind of a cute spin! Finally, the real action starts and things really heat up. Attractive brunette Brodie has a magnificent body, well proportioned and flawed only by the lighting bolt tats on her pelvis. She and Sergio have good chemistry as they romp through the standard porn positions and finish things with a nice facial and some PCH. Trista Post and Marcos cant even wait to get out of the limo to start tearing off each others clothes. This scene delivers decent heat and ends with an open-mouth facial. Kat is an attractive brunette with braces on her pearlies. She starts blowing Talon in the limo, then the action switches to a couch.
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Release date: 9/11/2003
Reviewed on: 12/1/2004
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Shayla LaVeaux, Joel Lawrence, Venus, Ava Vincent, Nick Manning, Joelean, Barrett Blade
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Mrs. Jones is a Roy Karch production, which basically means Raincoaters, stay away. This is your basic couples flick, and a pretty decent one at that. The story opens with a dinner party at Shayla LaVeauxs home. There is no dialogue, just a bunch of people moving their mouths. Finally, blond cutie Joelean takes Joel Lawrence off to the music room where they do unspeakable things on a piano bench. Joelean has one of most trim bodies in porn, as evidenced by her RC. Joel drops a load in her mouth and she gives terrific cleanup to end a good scene. Shayla owns a nightclub, and she goes there after her guests leave. This takes about 5 minutes, as she is shown driving, parking, going up a slow elevator, etc. Boring! She talks briefly to bartender Steve Hatcher (who sounds like a moron) before she goes to her office to put some money in the safe. When she returns she starts flirting with the only customer in the joint (must not have been much of a deposit), Nick Manning. They end up going home together and having a torrid affair.
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Release date: 10/12/2004
Reviewed on: 12/1/2004
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Alex Sanders, Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Sophia, Tony T., Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Aurora Snow, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Sandra De Marco, Seth Dickens, Sarah O'Neal
Directed by: Aurora Snow
Review brief: Anal Delinquents #2 is a very good flick from Mayhem and directed by Aurora Snow. It features some very attractive talent and some good, hard (but not abusive) sex. Aurora introduces each vignette, but the audio is terrible here and I could better hear what she had to say. Sophia has streaked brown hair and a nice body. Alex Sanders and Chris Cannon double-team Sophia, giving her the high, hard one in both holes. Theres plenty of A2M and a double facial to end a good scene. In another threeway, brunette Lucy Lee has a lively encounter with Tony Tedeschi and Tony T. Lucy has a cock in her mouth almost the entire scene, as well as in her ass and pussy. She gets DPed and takes two facials. Cute brunette Sarah ONeal romps with Jay Ashley next. This scene isnt quite as hot as I hoped, since Sarah is fantastic eye candy. She reminds me of a young Nici Sterling, but without the huge boobs. Still she takes Jay up her ass and does some A2M. Jay unloads on her eager open mouth after a long jerkoff. Attractive blonde Sandra Mark (billed as Sandra DeMarco) is next.
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Release date: 7/4/2004
Reviewed on: 12/1/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Julian, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor, Joel Lawrence, Layla Jade, Lita Chase, Nikita Denise, Joey Ray, Zana, Nick Manning, Calli Cox, Carmen Luvana, Anthony Hardwood
Review brief: Hard and Deep is an Adam and Eve compilation featuring eight scenes snipped from as many original features. This is a pretty good comp if you like big tits (real or not) and lukewarm sex. As most of the originals have been reviewed elsewhere on the Net, the following is strictly a scene-by-scene breakdown (including the original feature): Julian, Keri Windsor (Naked Hollywood #9) Lita Chase, Marc Davis (Sex Spell) Anthony Hardwood, Nikita Denise (Tell Me What You Want #2) Nick Manning, Zana (Amateur Angels #1) Calli Cox, Joey Ray (High Class Ass) Joel Lawrence, Shayla LaVeaux (Pillow Talk) Carmen Luvana, Marc Davis (Adult Stars at Home #4) Evan Stone, Layla-Jade (Anal Kinksters) All the girls except Lita (the only brunette in the lineup) and Shayla take facials. Layla-Jade has the only anal exploration. Condoms were used in about half the scenes. The DVD includes Trailers and Web info as extras, as well as a Bonus Scene.
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Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 11/30/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Trent Tesoro, Cytherea, Carie Sable, Keri Sable, Taylor Knight, Kendra Allen, Anita Blue, Kate Kaptive
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: First Offense #5 is one of the best skin flicks Ive reviewed in a while. Not that I expect anything less from Peter North, who always seems to produce high-quality productions. Peter does the honors in the first scene, and he gets to play with cute blond Anita Blue. Theres great chemistry between the two as they romp for about 15 minutes in various positions. The facial and cleanup are not to be missed. Also hot brunette Cytherea is next, and she doesnt disappoint in her torrid affair with Lee Stone. She throws in a trademark squirt and takes a nice facial from Lee. Another cute blonde, Taylor Knight, takes on Brett Rockman in the third scene. Again, there is obvious heat between the two before Taylor takes an open-mouth facial. Mary Kate Ashley (credited as Kate Kaptive) gets it on with Trent Tesoro in a plane (on the ground, not in the air). Shes another very cute blonde, and she is okay in a scene brought down by the awkward positions they must attempt.
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Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Philippe Dean, Roberto Malone, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Mike Foster, Dolly Golden, Kristina, Katy, Barbara, Silvia Saint, Blondie, Daniel, Violet, Mercedes, John Walton, Christina, Frank Gun, Monica, Nikita, Zoltan, Rich Handsome, Nacho Vidal, Monique Covet, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Robert Rosenberg, Layla Jade, Daniella Rush, George, Alain Deloin, Karl Ben, Katalin, Vanda, Kyra, Kevin Long, Laura Angel, Cassandra Wild, Dita, Philippe Soine, Katarina Martinez, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Joy, Bea, Lea de Mae, James Brossman, Nomi, Georgette, Sebastian Barrio, Melody Kord, Franco Roccaforte, Nataly Dune, Elone, Denisa, Pascal St. James, Ian Scott, Max Cortes, Angelica Bright, Sunny Blue, Sharon Bright, Toni Ribas, Michelle Wild, Mandy Bright, Dominica Leoni, Jodie Moore, Tony Toscany, Juliano Ferraz, Jane Darling, Elza Brown, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Steve Hooper, Jennifer Dark, Joachim Kessef, Manuel, Tony De Sergio, Sarah O'Neal, Viktor, Goldie McHawn, Gabriel Montoya, Sophia Gently, Krystal de Boor, Jean-Pierre Armand, Suzi Nero, Jyulia, Andor, Arpad, Liza Pinelli
Review brief: All the things I loath about Euro porn (Private, specifically) are on display in the Best of Private's "Cum Suckers. This compilation DVD claims to include 50 girls displayed over more than two hours. That may well be, but I lost track after about 20 scenes. As usual with the Euros, they do not identify the performers. Which is a shame, because many of the girls are downright beautiful. The least attractive girls would have to be considered good looking. I would like to obtain some of the original features based on what I saw here. But, alas, Ill never figure out who these girls are, nor the original features the scenes were clipped from. Note: a cast list is included in the DVD extras, but it is impossible to follow after the first four scenes. Euro girls know three things: how to take it up the ass, how to accept an open-mouth facial, and how to clean up afterward.
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