Double Decker Sandwich 5 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  12/2/2004

“Double Decker Sandwich #5” demonstrates much that is bad (and some of the good) with Euro porn. Apparently, the Euros believe that all girls want sex so much they are willing to put up with juvenile actions from their guys.

The guys must believe they (and not the girls) are the stars of the show. Trust me, guys, you are not! I’ve never obtained a smut film based on the guys in the cast list. Quite the opposite, I’ve avoided some titles strictly because I tire quickly of the guys acting like jerks.

Euro guys traditionally cannot stay in the same sex position for more than 10 strokes. They are constantly shifting themselves (or the girls) around to try something new when, in fact, they had a good thing going with the previous position. And they don’t just adjust the girls; they wrestle the girls to the new position. This “tough guy” act gets old very fast with this reviewer.

They also like to pull their cocks out of the girls’ holes and forcibly slam them back in – like that excites any woman! David Perry is most guilty of this tiresome action, and he’s in two scenes here. Mick Blue and Chris Charming are in two vignettes apiece here and they’re nearly as bad as Perry.

Each scene in this flick employs two girls (many very attractive) taking on a single guy. Every man’s fantasy right? Except the positions and actions are repeated ad nauseum in each scene to the point of repetitious boredom.

As stated, each of the six scenes is interchangeable because none of the girls stand out above the others, and they all get the same hackneyed treatment from the so-called studs.

For the record, however, the scene breakdowns are as follows:

Stacy Silver, Elena (Ellen) Nikulina, Mick Blue
Julie Silver, Anastasia (Christ), David Perry
Claudia Nero, Bianca, Chris Charming
Krystal DeBoor, Bibi Fox, Mick Blue
Veronika Vanoza, Dita, David Perry
Kristal Summers, Trina Michaels, Chris Charming

There’s a lot of anal action here, as well as a facial and cumswap in just about every scene.

The DVD offers a Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Cumshot Loop, Strip Tease, and Trailers as extras. No condoms were seen in this flick.