Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 13)
Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Mackenzie Wilson, Mila Yung, Lacy Lee, Skyla Banks, Makayla Cox, Pandora Dreams, Georgia Southe, Harmony Rose, Madison Monroe, Leili Koshi, Barbii Bucxxx, Luissa Rosso
Review brief: Deep Throat This #21 follows the same path of the first 20 volumes of this all-oral series. That is, theres plenty of cocksucking, very little deep throating, average (at best) girls, great facials, and very little post-cum head. There are 13 scenes. Four girls do two guys at a time and one (Pandora Dreams) does three lucky stiffs. All the girls get frosted big time, but director Peter North has a tendency to start talking and laughing with the babes right after the cumshot, not allowing them to give much (if any) PCH. Thats a letdown for me. On the other hand, most of the girls are literally drenched with boy juice at the end of each scene. Of particular interest is Harmony in the first scene. She talks on her cell phone while blowing her guy. Its an interesting twist, but in the end proves distracting. Madison is a cute brunette who seems to enjoy what shes doing. Babbi Bucxx says shes from Scotland, but she must have forgot how to suck cock on her way across the Pond.
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Release date: 6/9/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Dale Dabone, Delilah, Mark Ashley, Alex Rox, Kurt Lockwood, Delilah Stone, Nautica Thorn, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Lili Thai, Isabel Ice, Melissa Lauren
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal #48 continues in the tradition of one of porns most popular series of all time. It offers young, nubile girls, dumb voice-over setups, parolee-looking guys, and warm to tepid sex. Asian brunette Nautica Thorn meets Kurt Lockwood at a fishing creek. To impress him, she squats and pees, something director Clive McLean likes to incorporate in just about every volume. Not sure why! Soon they are back at the ranch, screwing on a bed. Shes got her hair in braids here and definitely looks the part of an 18-year old. After a couple position changes, he shoots into her open mouth and she obliges with some nice PCH. Lilly Thai is also a brunette of Asian descent. She has smallish tits, a lithe body, and a pierced clit and hood (Ouch!). She and Sasha fool around in a restaurant kitchen complete with a smoking oven (Dont back up, Sasha!). Midway through their romp, she squirts from the excitement.
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Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Randi Wright, Porsha Blaze, Marcos Leon, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Barely 18 #9 is the latest in what has been a pretty decent series. As with its predecessors, Volume #9 features average-to-cute girls with decent bodies, hard (but not rough) sex shot very well on nice sets with no gimmicky special effects. Haley Paige bats leadoff with Anthony Hardwood. The semi-cute brunette has smallish tits, a shaved slit, and a lithe body. They fool around on a couch, with Anthony drilling her in both holes (the only anal of the flick) before dumping his load on her face. Cute Kelly Kline is a brown-haired beauty with medium tits, a bald beaver, and a body thats starting to pudge a bit (lay off the sweets, Kelly). She and Talon screw on a bed before Kelly takes a closed-mouth facial. Porscha Blaze is an average-looking brunette with medium tits, a hairless hoochie, and an unfortunate large butterfly tat on her tailbone. She bops Marcos Leon on the deck around a swimming pool in various positions before taking a load on her mug. Cute Dani Woodward has also visited the tat parlor a bit too much.
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Release date: 5/15/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Michelli Castino, Karina Bonita, Christina Donatelli, Alex Baby, Nicholas Rodrigues, Keila Gatti, Lily Santos
Directed by: John T. Bone
Review brief: Ive never been a big fan of John T. Bones directorial efforts. Bone is notorious for making artsy porn, which I suppose has its supporters and fans. Im just not one of them. Baby Face is an example of Bone thumbing his nose at the majority of porn viewers. The South American-made flick revolves around the sexual escapades of a group of girls at a private school. There is a poorly read, foreign voice-over by one of the girls describing the six vignettes. But the poor film quality and MTV-like special effects overwhelm the action and make one wear out the FF button. Among the effects Bone chooses to utilize are sepia-tinting, overexposure, poor lighting, looping, and strange music. Perhaps to couples, these factors are unimportant. But I found them irritating and distracting. Adding to my anguish over this flick, Bone and New Sensations chose not to identify any of the performers, save Felicity Jones and Karina Bonita (whoever they are), in the opening credits. Not being familiar with her, I can only assume that Felicity did the voice-over and was in the final scene.
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Release date: 10/21/2003
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Mickey G., Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Ava Vincent, Hannah Harper, Alaura Eden, Velvet Rose, Kurt Lockwood
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Quality Time is a quality couples flick featuring a decent cast, very little dialogue, and pretty good sex. Roy Karch directed this Adam & Eve, 80-minute feature. The script was probably a two-pager, which is always a welcome restraint on the part of the moviemakers. They let the performers do what they do best suck and fuck each other. There is also an absence of the customary lesbian scene. What is not missing is the agonizing action I call the old in-out. This overly used trend in porn drives me crazy. It occurs when the male pulls his cock out of the girls orifice (ass, pussy, or mouth) over and over again, as if admiring his Viagra-induced hardon or perhaps as a means of torturing the girl. The in-out is not fucking, IMHO; it is a circus act that has become an unfortunate staple in smut today. It is not sexy! End of rant.... The story revolves around loving couple Ava Vincent and Randy Spears. After serving their dinner, their new maid/cook Velvet Rose sneaks her boyfriend, Mickey G., into the kitchen where they go at it in a semi-hot scene.
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Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Honey, Byron Long, Joel Lawrence, Noname Jane, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, Holly Hollywood, Monica Mayhem, Ben English, Wendy James, Ariana Jollee, Lisa Sparxxx
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Open Up and Say Ahhh! falls into the category of skin flick I term porn light. This is smut with an overly artistic flair. All the plots revolve around doctors and nurses in a hospital or clinic. The first scene features blond beauty Monica Mayhem and Joel Lawrence. He examines her on a bed with stirrups, into which her high heels slip nicely. After he gives her cunt a thorough exam with his tongue and fingers, she returns the favor with a blowjob. They fuck in a couple positions before he drops a load on her stomach. The movie suffers from some bad audio at certain points, such as the setup for the next scene. Doctor Steven St. Croix is discussing with patient Ariana Jollee her medical condition. But even with full volume, I had a tough time figuring out what her problem was. All I know is next thing theyre exchanging oral favors. They are interrupted by blond nurse Holly Hollywood, who brings in a fucking machine. She sets the contraption up, lies on a couch before it, and allows the long dildo to fuck her pussy. Soon, Ariana and Steven are back at it, and St.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Chris Charming, Mark Wood, August, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Steve Hooper, Jayna Oso, Heather Gables, Vickie Powell, Heather Hunt, Haley Paige
Directed by: Sammy Sixx
Review brief: Fine Ass Babes features some girls with fine asses indeed. Unfortunately, the rest of their bodies put this group on the B List of porn sluts. Not that they are ugly by any means; they are just not pretty or overly sensual. Having said that, I can also say that this Zero Tolerance flick is pretty good. This is standard Z.T. stuff: good camerawork, nice sets, fine lighting. The sex is semi-rough, with half the six scenes featuring anal action, and plenty of plain old hard fucking under the fine direction of Sammy Sixx. Most of the scenes run 15 minutes or so (a bit long for my taste) and each starts with a lengthy dream-like sequence of the girls stripping and flirting with the camera. Streaked brunette Vickie J (billed as Vicki only) leads off with Mark Wood. She could stand to lose a few pounds, but she gives a nice blowjob. They suck and fuck in the standard positions before Wood drops a load on her open mouth. Blonde Heather Gables (who could also shed a few pounds) is next, and she wrestles, er, fucks Euro tough guy Chris Charming, who likes to abuse his partners.
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Release date: 5/20/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Sophia, Chris Charming, Joel Lawrence, Cherokee, Mark Wood, Ben English, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Rio Mariah, Shawnie, Nautica Thorn, Eve Laurence, Lisa Lee, Cole Conners, Vickie Powell, Haley Paige, Daphne Rosen
Directed by: Sammy Sixx
Review brief: Double Decker Sandwich #4 could have been great. Instead it is just very good. The girls are all B Listers (with the exception of Roxanne Hall, who is still cute after all these years in the jizz biz). The sex is good and hard, but not abusive. There is a bit too much P2M and A2M for my taste. And the girls dont seem to be into each other as much as they are the guys, licking and sucking each other only occasionally. My other beef is actually one I have with all of porn. Its the shoe thing. Of course womens legs look terrific when graced with a nice pair of high heels. Heels give them just the right amount of muscle tone and shape when they are standing! But, why oh why, after the sex starts, arent the women allowed to remove their shoes? The heels stop performing their function once the women are lying down. And they just look stupid on an otherwise naked woman. Plus they arent functional when the girls go into reverse cowgirl, especially on a bed.
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Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cheyne Collins, Lea de Mae, Dic Tracy, Tyler Wood, Anthony Hardwood, Barrett Blade, Selena Silver, Pason, Sativa Rose, Samantha Slater, Stephanie Tripp
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Come On and Touch Me is a pretty good offering from a company, Cherry Boxxx, I havent been too impressed with to date. It features good, hard sex and a decent looking cast. The girls start each scene with a little monologue and tease show. They describe what they like about sex and play with themselves. Selena Silver, a semi-cute brunette with small boobs, a shaved slit, and a wonderful smile, starts things off with Tyce Bune. They go through an energetic fuck with the standard position changes before Tyce dumps a load in her waiting mouth. She gives some very nice PCH. Slender brunette Stephanie Tripp takes Tyler Wood outside near a pool. She sports a round tattoo over her left breast and a few other tats. The twosome romps around the pool edge for about 10 minutes before she accepts a nice load on her tongue and mouth. Very cute blonde Lea De Mae has been around a while now, but she still knows how to turn up the heat in her scenes.
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Release date: 2/28/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, Dominica Leoni, Lauren Phoenix, Amber Rain, Natalia Wood, Dani Woodward
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Code Blue gets its title from the radio call sign used by firefighters to signal an emergency. It should have been called Code Blue Balls, as the sex is so weak and the storyline so lame, thats what the viewer is left with. I wont bore you with the details of the couples plot; suffice to say theres a new guy in the firehouse and everybody gets laid. There is only one anal scene, only one facial, and typical couples music throughout. Natalia Wood goes first and is paired with Steven St. Croix in a dimly-lit rooftop scene. Both look bored as they go through the motions of a standard Nicholas Steele scene (plenty of stupid camera angles that hide most of the action) that ends in a tummy cumshot. Cute streaked brunette Brooke and Lee Stone hook up in the firehouse gym. Steele, in his infinite wisdom, shoots most of the scene from behind a heavy bag and a pillar. Again, theres very little heat here and Lee finally comes on her tits. Cheyne Collins takes on Dominica Leoni (and her huge, unsightly shoulder tat) outdoors next to an ambulance.
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Release date: 5/11/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Cheyne Collins, Jayna Oso, Ashley Fires, Jynx, Kathleen Kruz, Cameron Sweet, Larissa Fox, Jason Jewell, K.C. Steele, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal #47 is typical of this long-running, popular series. It features fresh, mostly attractive females and decent sex captured awkwardly by director Clive McLeans weird sense of erotica. As usual, each scene opens with a voiceover from a girl describing an implausible sexual experience or fantasy. There is some inane dialogue to set the mood before the action starts. Finally, the sex begins, but McLean often chooses a Playboy Channel-style of shooting that is, lots of angles that show little or nothing of the action with very few close-ups. The music is usually couples friendly. The first vignette offers cute brunette Larissa, whose slender, adorable body is marred by an extremely hairy bush. Larissa, babe, I know youre a Euro, but buy a razor! She romps in bed with Jason Zupalo in a scene that ends with a facial. Underaged brunette Kathleen Kruz tries to talk Benjamin Bratt into giving her a job at his bar. Instead they suck and fuck themselves into a semi-hot frenzy ending in a cumshot across Kathleens face (after an agonizing discussion between the two).
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Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: Baby Doll
Starring: Tyce Bune, John West, Cheyne Collins, Anthony Hardwood, Christie Leigh, Jordan Haze, Corina Taylor, Summer Sweet, Christie Lee, Bianca Pureheart, Ashley Haze
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Baby Dolls Betrayed uses a unique premise to start each of its vignettes. The girl is shown breaking up with her boyfriend, usually over the phone, and usually because he has hurt her in some way. She vows revenge, makes another phone call, and is fucking another guy within a few minutes. Long live speed dialing!! Brunette Ashley Haze is first out of the gate. Shes a little chubby, but she gives a terrific blowjob to Tyce Bune. They proceed to a couple other positions before Tyce drops a load on her mug. Corina Taylor is cute in a weird sort of way. I cant put my finger on it, but she is just sexy - with a nice smile, lithe body, small tits (which I love), and a shaved slit. John West seems to be one of the nicer guys in porn, so when the two of them hook up here, it makes for a great scene. She looks fantastic in reverse cowgirl and accepts his cum with a waiting open mouth. It doesnt get any better than this, in my book. Summer Sweet has platinum blond hair and nice, medium breasts. She hooks up with Ryan Sweet, who I assume is her husband and not her brother.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Nina Hartley, Patti Petite, Kelly Richards, Buffy Davis, Kari Foxx, Francois Papillon, Jennifer Heart
Directed by: Edwin Durell
Review brief: 1001 Erotic Nights #2 is a 1986 feature recently released on DVD as a VCA Classic, which is not a strong testament for porn of that era. While the action has moments of heat, this is typical 80s smut heavy with dialogue, poor attempts at humor, period costumes, and bad acting. The story opens with a 3-on-1 blowjob. Francois is the Sultan, and also the lucky recipient of the oral pleasuring by Kristina Barrington, Bunny Bleu, and Sandy Summers. There is too much slow motion in this nine-minute scene for my taste, but you can sense the enjoyment Francois is experiencing before he blows his load on their faces. The Sultan decides to throw a contest to find the sexiest girl in his kingdom. Blonde cutie Patti Petite applies and gives servant Jon Martin a fantastic hummer under the watchful eye of the Sultans assistant, Jamie Gillis. Petite takes Martins load in her mouth. In the token girl-girl scene, Tami White (aka Ariel Daye) works her way through Rayanne Drews extremely hairy bush while Gillis observes.
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Release date: 5/2/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Billy Glide, Allysin Chaynes, Kyle Stone, Jade, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Ember, Bunny Luv, Noname Jane, Rafe, Nikita Denise, Herschel Savage, Monica Sweetheart, Tawny Roberts, Mark Ashley, Ashley Blue, Aimee, Avy Scott, Trent Tesoro, Rick Roberts, Justine Joli
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal All Stars #1 is a compilation from the popular Hustler vignette series. This comp offers a few of the real studettes to grace the B.L.
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Release date: 4/1/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Starring: Dayton Rains, John West, Cherokee, Venus, Belladonna, Monica Mayhem, Anthony Hardwood, Aria, Joelean, Barrett Blade
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Daytons Having a Party, and the guests arent playing Charades or Pin the Tail on the Donkey. There isnt much in the way of party favors or chips and dip either. What there is instead is plenty of sex. If youre a Dayton fan, or a lesbian aficionado, this is your kind of shindig. Dayton has never been one of my favorite porn actresses, but theres no denying she really gets into her scenes with ladies. She has three scenes here with women, including Bella Donna, Cherokee, and Aria. There is some toy action, including Cherokee using a strap-on to fuck Daytons shaved slit. Bella has let her hair lighten a bit but she still has that unsightly gap in her front teeth. Cherokee got badly scarred from her boob job. Aria has that weird Morticia Adams streak job at the front of her brunette hair. Theres plenty of ink on all these ladies, but the sex aint bad. The first hetero scene involves Venus, who should have hit the gym after having her kid(s), and John West. Its an outdoor scene in a pool/Jacuzzi.
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Release date: 4/21/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Peter North, John West, Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Slim Shady, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Luci Thai, Pason, Andrew Andretti, Jayna Woods
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: First Offense #2 is a Peter North Enterprises production, which normally means decent-looking women and fairly hard sex. This volume is no exception. There is a short set-up for each of the five scenes, but once the action begins there is no nonsense to distract the viewer. Its good hard sex from first suck to final lick. Brunette Nautica Thorn takes on Dez (Slim Shady) in the first scene. As with all the scenes in this flick, the action takes place on a couch. After Dez eats her pussy for a while, Nautica returns the favor with a nice BJ. They move through about five position changes before Dez drops a load on her mug. Another brunette, Jayna Oso, plays with Chris Charming and Andrew Riviera next. Again, the guys give it to her pretty hard (but not abusive). Theres some (but not too much) A2M and DP before she accepts a double deposit on her face. Asian Lucy Thai is up next, and shes paired with Lee Stone.
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Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004
Studio: Madness
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Rich Handsome, August, Barrett Blade, Christie Leigh, Lisa Marie, Roxy Jezel, Dana Vespoli, Christie Lee
Directed by: D. Cypher
Review brief: Legal Tender #2 tries to poke fun at the porn stereotypes weve watched for decades. But the humor gets lost somewhere along the way in this Andre Madness spoof. Pizza Guy starts off with Tony Tedeschi delivering a sausage pizza to Christie Lee. Thirty seconds into the dialogue, the alleged director and cameraman come onscreen to have a fake disagreement over the lame script (which it is). When the guys finally stop their inane, unfunny commentary, Tony and Christie begin having fun. Its a decent scene that ends with Christie jerking him off all over her smiling face. Strip Club seems to take forever to set up the sex between August and Barrett Blade. They talk incessantly about how this stripper/customer plot is so typical of porn fare. Finally, they start going at each other and have a spirited romp before he sprays her mug with Barrett juice. The director comes back to coach Brandon Iron at the beginning of his scene with Dana Vespoli entitled Locker Room. There is just too much dumb dialogue between the three of them to keep any heat in the scene.
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Release date: 2/9/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004
Studio: Ultimate
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Giselle, Joey Ray, Taylor Lynn, Jesse V., Lauren Phoenix, Natalia Wood, Tony Sexton
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Hollywood Guru is a couples flick featuring some decent talent and okay sex action, but it could put a stroker to sleep quickly. The predictably soft music throughout is an insomniacs best friend. It even plays during the Behind the Scenes bonus feature. Zzzzzz. The movie employs Adam & Eves traditional camera work, that is, lots of Playboy Channel shooting. There are more shots of the couples kissing and fondling then there are of close-ups of actual penetration. There are no anal scenes and no facials in director Nicholas Steeles effort. In other words, invite Mom and Dad over to watch. Its that vanilla. Forget the plot. Its inane and hard to follow. Suffice to say, Steven St. Croix plays an enlightened man who spreads happiness to everyone he meets by reciting lines such as Truth is at the river. He wears a smock straight from the Beatles Magical Mystery Tour album collection. As for the sex, pretty blonde Taylor Lynn does a g/g with Lauren Phoenix; Phoenix takes on Randy Spears; attractive brunette Giselle gets our guru, St.
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Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004
Studio: Baby Doll
Starring: Tyce Bune, Sergio, John West, Cheyne Collins, Domino, Monica Sweetheart, Julie Night, Barrett Blade, Dick Delaware, Corina Taylor, Lacy Lee
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Lick Em and Stick Em is a pretty good sex flick featuring one of porns all-time cutest girls, Monica Sweetheart. There is some good, hard (but not abusive) sex; some decent talent, and facials galore. Attractive brunette Nico gets it on with Tyce Bune in the opener. The two display pretty good chemistry and Nico appears to be into the sex quite a bit. He comes on her sweet face after a couple position changes. Monica Sweetheart still moans like a Euro whore, but that annoyance aside, she always gives a great performance. She hooks up with porns newest Illustrated Man, Barrett Blade. Again, there is heat throughout this scene, and Monica willingly takes a mouthful of guy goo to finish Barrett off. Latina brunette Domino dallies with John West next and gives possibly the hottest performance of the movie. She talks dirty and moans convincingly throughout. Another facial barely douses her fire. Julie Knight and Dick Delaware take part in the most forgettable scene of the movie.
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Release date: 3/20/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rita Faltoyano, Jassie, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Cytherea, Katin, Christie Lee
Directed by: Patrick Collins, William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Sodomania #42 is a typical Patrick Collins production. That is, its full of bizarre setups and hot sex. In the first vignette, Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger are students whove been called into teacher Randy Spears classroom for disciplinary reasons. They turn the tables on Randy when they discover girls panties in his desk drawer. After humiliating him for a while, they attack him. Neither girl has skipped too many meals recently, but their plumpness is hardly noticed once they start sucking and fucking. They both take it up the ass and do some A2M. Brunette Melanie takes the facial and blonde Alicia is there to lick the cum from her mug and give Randy a little PCH. Cute, thin, bespectacled brunette Jassie enters Arnold Schwartzenpeckers home for some reason (the audio was inaudible) and almost immediately goes down on him. She rides him CG displaying a terrific ass. When she turns around for RC, its porn perfection as she slides up and down his cock in perfect harmony to his thrusts.
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Release date: 5/23/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tom Byron, Scott Irish, Victoria Paris, Joey Silvera, Buck Adams, Ray Victory, Charli, April West, Sasha Strange, Kelli Warner
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Strange Curves is a 1989 John Leslie feature recently released on DVD. Considering the original was shot on film, the transfer is very good. Too bad they couldnt improve the storyline and acting, which borders on sophomoric. Joey Silvera comes home from work to find his wife, Victoria Paris, doing two guys, Ray Victory and Buck Adams, in the bedroom. She yells at Joey, tells him she needs more loving, and he leaves. The threesome that ensues is pretty good, with the guys taking turns on the blond bombshell. Finally, Adams comes on her tits and Victory shoots on her ample butt. Despondent Joey drowns his sorrows at a bar where he meets Scott Irish, who complains about his bitch of a sister. The two swap stories of woe and Irish finally suggests they murder each others problem women. Joey declines, saying he loves Victoria. Irishs blond friend, Sasha Strange, interrupts them. When Irish leaves, Joey and Sasha go to her apartment. Her roommate, brunette cutie Kelli Warner, joins them for a threeway.
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Release date: 3/24/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Mark Davis, David Perry, Charmane Star, Lea de Mae, Rita Faltoyano, Manuel Ferrara, Kurt Lockwood, Gia Jordan, Lena Juliett, Jean Val Jean, Vickie Powell
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: Wet Dreams Cum True #2 has a sophisticated box cover, features some beautiful ladies dressed in to-die-for lingerie, employs nice sets, and.....then goes to hell. The girls start each scene preening and slow-dancing in elegant outfits. Then they strip like no table dancer youve ever seen. Then the guys come in and, well, so much for glamour! Its time for the idiotic abuse to start. Very cute brunette Charmane Star kicks off the flick with a scene best described as a wrestling match with Kurt Lockwood, one of porns all-time assholes. He slaps her, rams his cock into her harshly, pulls her hair, and chokes her. No wonder she doesnt seem to be enjoying herself. You can almost see her feet turning toward the door as he cums in her mouth. The other scenes run true to the same formula.
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Release date: 10/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Taboo #15 is a typical Metro feature from a decade of bad porn. This 1995 F.J. Lincoln flick featured a poor script, bad acting, and lukewarm sex. Tom Byron stars as a psychiatrist treating perpetually-cute Tammi Ann. The first scene offers Tammi Ann and her uncle, played convincingly by Joey Silvera like a true perv. They romp around in a bathtub, including a decent ass drilling, but the tit cumshot makes the scene lose its intensity. Jenteal does one of her patented (and boring) lezouts with semi-cute blond Dallas next. No toys, more fingering than lapping. Ho hum! Dallas comes back and shows more fire with Vince Voyeur. She takes it up the caboose and he shoots on her ample butt. But the scene is vapid of any real heat. Big-breasted brunette Ariana has a forgettable romp with Michael J. Cox. She takes the only facial of the flick, but it cant save a terminal patient. Five ladies - Jenteal, Misty Rain, P.J. Sparxx, Porsche Lynn, and Serenity attack each others goodies next.
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Release date: 11/18/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Julian, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Nicolette, Sergio, Katie Morgan, Taylor Rain, Serena South
Review brief: Surf Sand and Sex Too is another F.J. Lincoln feature from VCA. That translates to some cute girls having less-than-inspiring sex wrapped around some lame dialogue and storyline. Speaking of cute, Taylor Rain leads off the flick. She couples with Steve Hatcher, a guy who may be kind to his mother but is just plain hard to watch. Taylor has her brown hair in braids here. Sporting a nice lithe body and small breasts, she is instant hard-on for me, even with Hatcher in the scene. She takes an anal and the pop shot on her cute ass. An outdoor romp between Serena South and Julian is next. This streaked brunette has a wonderful body unfortunately marred by a ghastly tailbone tat. Of course, shes a minor leaguer in the ink game compared to Julian. They have a semi-warm coupling ending in a good facial. Blond cutie Katie Morgan cavorts with Sergio next. Not much to report in this scene, as its strictly by-the-numbers sex ending in a butt cumshot. For someone who displays all the heat of a polar icecap, cute Nicolette still does something for me.
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Release date: 2/25/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Mark Davis, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Mark Wood, Lee Stone, Alexis Malone, Kurt Lockwood, Shawnie, Ariana Jollee, Rick Patrick, Shy Love, Luccia
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: About the only thing missing from Strip Tease Then Fuck #3 is the strip tease. Why didnt they just call it Fuck #3, because there sure aint no stripping or teasing going on? Each scene starts with a girl getting dressed (not undressed) in some very sexy lingerie in a dreamlike setting. Then the girl slithers over to a guy, starts sucking his dick, and the action begins.
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