Taboo 15 (Metro) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  6/7/2004

“Taboo #15” is a typical Metro feature from a decade of bad porn. This 1995 F.J. Lincoln flick featured a poor script, bad acting, and lukewarm sex.

Tom Byron stars as a psychiatrist treating perpetually-cute Tammi Ann. The first scene offers Tammi Ann and her “uncle,” played convincingly by Joey Silvera like a true perv. They romp around in a bathtub, including a decent ass drilling, but the tit cumshot makes the scene lose its intensity.

Jenteal does one of her patented (and boring) lezouts with semi-cute blond Dallas next. No toys, more fingering than lapping. Ho hum!

Dallas comes back and shows more fire with Vince Voyeur. She takes it up the caboose and he shoots on her ample butt. But the scene is vapid of any real heat.

Big-breasted brunette Ariana has a forgettable romp with Michael J. Cox. She takes the only facial of the flick, but it can’t save a terminal patient.

Five ladies - Jenteal, Misty Rain, P.J. Sparxx, Porsche Lynn, and Serenity – attack each other’s goodies next. Never have so many cute sluts gone through the motions all at once as this quintet.

Sparxx tries to resurrect her career is the finale, a romp with Byron in which she wears one of the weirdest outfits ever – a yellow plastic fetish thing. Byron drops his load on her butt.

I can’t imagine even couples enjoying this boring drivel. Hot girls, cold sex - not a good combo!

The DVD offers a Photo Gallery, website info, 800 #’s, and Trailers. Those features were almost more interesting than the movie.