Barely Legal 48 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  8/31/2004

“Barely Legal #48” continues in the tradition of one of porn’s most popular series of all time. It offers young, nubile girls, dumb voice-over setups, parolee-looking guys, and warm to tepid sex.

Asian brunette Nautica Thorn meets Kurt Lockwood at a fishing creek. To impress him, she squats and pees, something director Clive McLean likes to incorporate in just about every volume. Not sure why! Soon they are back at the ranch, screwing on a bed. She’s got her hair in braids here and definitely looks the part of an 18-year old. After a couple position changes, he shoots into her open mouth and she obliges with some nice PCH.

Lilly Thai is also a brunette of Asian descent. She has smallish tits, a lithe body, and a pierced clit and hood (Ouch!). She and Sasha fool around in a restaurant kitchen complete with a smoking oven (Don’t back up, Sasha!). Midway through their romp, she squirts from the excitement. Another open-mouthed facial and cleanup ends an average scene.

Isabel Ice, a streaked brunette, is enjoying a bath when Mark Ashley, the window washer, spies her and invites himself in. Isabel is slightly pudgy, but that is tolerable compared to the ridiculous tat she sports between her shoulder blades and down the middle of her back. She is relatively cool throughout her tryst with Mark, no doubt studying his ink for future ideas. There’s another open-mouth frosting and some decent PCH at the end of a snorer scene.

The cutest girl of the movie, Melissa Lauren, is featured in the next vignette. She’s blond with a teenage body to die for. She’s in an I.N.S. office trying to convince officer Dale DaBone that she’s coming into the country for a vacation. He thinks the French girl might be packing drugs or coming to shoot some porn. They decide to settle the issue by fucking, including some semi-hard anal pounding on a desk. She is one hot Frenchy, and she gives fantastic cleanup after taking his little Dales in her smiling mouth.

Semi-cute blonde Delilah Stone and brown-haired Holly Day are in bed naked when they awaken to the plumber knocking on their door. He’s there to fix the shower, which they try out after he leaves. But, of course, he comes back, ogles them for a while, and jumps in the sack with them. Both girls get screwed, and Alex drops his boy batter on Holly’s not-so-slight belly. Delilah immediately gives him some PCH to end a lukewarm scene.

On a side note, the gorgeous, bespectacled blonde who reads the letters between each scene can star in my movie any day. But as cute as she is, the stock footage they use of her opening the same letter every single time gets old quick. Come on, McLean (and Hustler), loosen the purse strings a little and get someone new for the intros. Then put that blonde in your next video.

The DVD includes the following extras: Behind the Scenes, Cast List, Slide Show, Director’s Profile, Trailers, 800 #’s, Hustler.com info, and Hustler Hollywood info. There were no condoms used.