Barely Legal 47 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  8/2/2004

“Barely Legal #47” is typical of this long-running, popular series. It features fresh, mostly attractive females and decent sex captured awkwardly by director Clive McLean’s weird sense of erotica.

As usual, each scene opens with a voiceover from a girl describing an implausible sexual experience or fantasy. There is some inane dialogue to set the mood before the action starts. Finally, the sex begins, but McLean often chooses a Playboy Channel-style of shooting – that is, lots of angles that show little or nothing of the action with very few close-ups. The music is usually “couples friendly.”

The first vignette offers cute brunette Larissa, whose slender, adorable body is marred by an extremely hairy bush. Larissa, babe, I know you’re a Euro, but buy a razor! She romps in bed with Jason Zupalo in a scene that ends with a facial.

Underaged brunette Kathleen Kruz tries to talk Benjamin Bratt into giving her a job at his bar. Instead they suck and fuck themselves into a semi-hot frenzy ending in a cumshot across Kathleen’s face (after an agonizing discussion between the two). The illuminated religious statues behind the bar could make this scene uncomfortable for Catholics.

Latina Jayna Oso meets blonde Ashley Fires in a deserted alley and proceeds to seduce her right there amid the trash and garbage. There’s plenty of pussy licking until a dildo miraculously appears from Ashley’s purse. They probe each other’s cunts for a while before the scene ends abruptly without so much as a goodbye kiss.

Blond cutie Cameron Sweet takes on K.C. next. She has a decent body with a shaved slit and natural medium breasts. They exchange oral favors on a couch before going through the standard three-position fuck, which ends with an in-mouth cumshot which could have been fake.

Brunette Jynx has a cute, shaved snatch, dark hair, a pierced-lip, and is dressed like a Munchkin from “Wizard of Oz.” This scene is anything but hot, with both she and Cheyne Collins looking like they’d rather be in a dentist’s chair. The uninspired romp ends in a facial.

Hustler packs this DVD with the usual extras: Cast List, Previews, Slide Show, Director’s Profile, Behind the Scenes, 800 #’s, and website info. No condoms were used.