Dayton's Having A Party Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  7/12/2004

“Dayton’s Having a Party,” and the guests aren’t playing Charades or Pin the Tail on the Donkey. There isn’t much in the way of party favors or chips and dip either. What there is instead is plenty of sex. If you’re a Dayton fan, or a lesbian aficionado, this is your kind of shindig.

Dayton has never been one of my favorite porn actresses, but there’s no denying she really gets into her scenes with ladies. She has three scenes here with women, including Bella Donna, Cherokee, and Aria. There is some toy action, including Cherokee using a strap-on to fuck Dayton’s shaved slit. Bella has let her hair lighten a bit but she still has that unsightly gap in her front teeth. Cherokee got badly scarred from her boob job. Aria has that weird Morticia Adams streak job at the front of her brunette hair. There’s plenty of ink on all these ladies, but the sex ain’t bad.

The first hetero scene involves Venus, who should have hit the gym after having her kid(s), and John West. It’s an outdoor scene in a pool/Jacuzzi. After a few position changes, he drops a wad on her smiling face.

Cute blonde, hard-bodied Jolean takes on a guy who looks, acts, and fucks like a Euro. That is, he tries to steal the scene from Jolean. He can’t go 20 strokes without either pulling his cock out to admire it (a pet peeve of mine), or to switch positions. He abuses her while she sucks his cock, mouth-fucking her hard (almost putting out her eye with one errant thrust) and spitting in her mouth (who thinks this is sexy?). After about 10 positions, he finally cums on her face, screaming like a crazed inmate all the while.

Monica Mayhem used to be one of the true beauties in the jiz biz. But after getting bolt-ons and numerous tats, she just looks typical now. Despite all her unsightly ink, she comes in second to her partner, Barrett Blade, who is in a race with Kurt Lockwood and Julian for the most tattooed body. They romp on a couch for about 15 minutes before he delivers a gob to her mug.

Each scene starts with a little tease/strip scene on a staircase using an annoying grainy film effect. Just about every girl here spent too much time in makeup, particularly Dayton, who looks truly slutty with heavy eye shadow and huge fake lashes.

The DVD offers a Slide Show, Trailer, Website info, Company info, and a feature on how to Enlarge Your Penis. There were no condoms used. Cherry Boxxx felt it was unnecessary to identify the guys.