Open Up & Say Ahhh (Adam & Eve) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  8/2/2004

“Open Up and Say Ahhh!” falls into the category of skin flick I term “porn light.” This is smut with an overly artistic flair. All the plots revolve around doctors and nurses in a hospital or clinic.

The first scene features blond beauty Monica Mayhem and Joel Lawrence. He examines her on a bed with stirrups, into which her high heels slip nicely. After he gives her cunt a thorough exam with his tongue and fingers, she returns the favor with a blowjob. They fuck in a couple positions before he drops a load on her stomach.

The movie suffers from some bad audio at certain points, such as the setup for the next scene. Doctor Steven St. Croix is discussing with patient Ariana Jollee her medical condition. But even with full volume, I had a tough time figuring out what her problem was. All I know is next thing they’re exchanging oral favors. They are interrupted by blond nurse Holly Hollywood, who brings in a “fucking machine.” She sets the contraption up, lies on a couch before it, and allows the long dildo to fuck her pussy. Soon, Ariana and Steven are back at it, and St. Croix eventually cums on her belly.

Two brunettes, Honey and Wendy Jaymes, are dressed like Fifth Avenue hookers but apparently are New Wave nurses. They are wearing red and black latex skirts, fishnet stockings, and the like. They go into a shower to suck each other for a while. But they are interrupted by Lee Stone, who quickly joins the action and eventually comes on their faces. This scene has a Michael Ninn feel to it.

The next scene is rather weird. Ben English is lying on a couch complaining of some ailment (again, the sound). Nurses Violet Blue, Holly Hollywood, and Wendy Jaymes enter and Violet starts sucking Ben’s cock. Joey Ray (wearing a smock) masturbates on another sofa. The other two girls proceed to masturbate (with the help of some dildos) while Joey enters Violet from behind. Soon the girls are watching Violet get fucked hard by the two men, all the while jacking themselves off. Violet gets DP’d. Eventually, the guys cum on her tits.

Monica Mayhem returns as the nurse in charge of the sperm bank. Joey (now a patient) and Ben need to make a deposit, and Monica is there to help them “cum” through. She drops to her knees and begins sucking them off. They take turns fucking her in various positions before they cum on her bolt-on tits.

Blond nurse Lisa Sparxxx (again in a New Wave latex skirt) makes a house call to ailing Byron Long. She begins sucking his black cock in a poorly-lit bedroom. He starts to feel better (who wouldn’t?) and eventually screws her in a couple positions on the bed. He drops his load on her cute ass.

Violet Blue must be very good at her job since she returns to service Joey Ray (he’s a patient again - no wonder this guy never leaves the hospital!), this time after being promoted from nurse to doctor. She sucks his cock and he eats her pussy before he takes her up the ass and deposits his guy goo on her tits.

Aside from the audio problems and the switch in characters, this is a pretty decent fuck film. The sex is energetic and captured (for the most part) well by the cameraman. I would have liked a few more facials, but that’s what makes it “porn light.”

The extras include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Previews, Website info, and a Bonus Scene (Ashley Long and Steven St. Croix from “Duchess”).