Quality Time Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  8/2/2004

“Quality Time” is a quality couples flick featuring a decent cast, very little dialogue, and pretty good sex. Roy Karch directed this Adam & Eve, 80-minute feature.

The script was probably a two-pager, which is always a welcome restraint on the part of the moviemakers. They let the performers do what they do best – suck and fuck each other. There is also an absence of the customary lesbian scene.

What is not missing is the agonizing action I call the old “in-out.” This overly used trend in porn drives me crazy. It occurs when the male pulls his cock out of the girl’s orifice (ass, pussy, or mouth) over and over again, as if admiring his Viagra-induced hardon or perhaps as a means of torturing the girl. The in-out is not fucking, IMHO; it is a circus act that has become an unfortunate staple in smut today. It is not sexy! End of rant....

The story revolves around loving couple Ava Vincent and Randy Spears. After serving their dinner, their new maid/cook Velvet Rose sneaks her boyfriend, Mickey G., into the kitchen where they go at it in a semi-hot scene. Don’t know where they found lube in the kitchen, but Mickey screws her in the ass (the only anal action in the flick) as well as her shaved slit before shooting his load onto her waiting tongue.

Alaura Eden and Chris Cannon romp it up in a public park. They exchange oral favors before shifting to RC, a well-shot position that shows off brunette Eden’s nice body (and athletic ability). After some mish, she takes an open-mouth facial and gives some nice PCH.

In a flashback scene, Cheyne Collins takes on beautiful blonde Hannah Harper, who has put on a few pounds but is still a fiery performer, in a bathroom. Hannah may be one of the best cocksuckers in the jiz biz, and here she works over Cheyne’s cock big time. This scene is jam-packed with the infamous “in-out” mentioned above. Despite that, Hannah smiles while accepting his guy goo across her face. She doesn’t so much lick his cock afterward.

Blond Chennin Blanc, another blonde who hasn’t missed many meals recently, and heavily-tatood Kurt Lockwood have an uninteresting romp in bed in another flashback sequence. They do a little doggie, then some mish, before a facial frosting ends the action.

Vincent, billed as the “star” on the box cover, finally gets naked and between the sheets with Spears. They go through CG, doggie, and mish before a creamy facial ends this decent scene and an above average couples flick.

There is a Bonus Scene starring Lezley Zen and Tyce Bune from the feature “Stripped: Carmen Luvana.” There is also a Photo Gallery, Web info, Behind the Scenes, and Previews. Spears used the only condom in the movie.