Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400 - page 6)
Release date: 7/16/2004
Reviewed on: 9/9/2005
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Allysin Chaynes
Review brief: New Machine Productions puts out many "Best Of" DVD's featuring some of porn's most beautiful starlets. They often snip scenes from the "Dirty Debutantes" and "Up and Cummers" series, as well as some titles from other studios. "Allysin Chaynes Exposed" is no exception. Allysin is one of my all-time favorite porners. She sometimes comes off as a little reserved, but she is so darn cute and sports such a terrific, lithe body, I can overlook her lack of enthusiasm sometimes. New Machine couldn't be bothered with identifying Allysin's co-stars in each scene, grouping them together in the credits as "and many friends." Thanks to IAFD for the id's. The first scene has blond Allysin lezzing out with ebony beauty Mocha in a scene from "Wet Inc." This is pretty tame stuff until dildos are introduced. The girls work each other's pussies over pretty well. Then Allysin breaks out a butt plug, which she uses to abuse Mocha's asshole.
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Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 9/9/2005
Studio: New Machine
Starring: April, Jasmine Rose, Sara Moon, Mandy Ridge
Review brief: "April Flowers Exposed" is a great flick if you're a big fan of April, as I am. It's a shaky flick if you hate the New Machine Publishing Company, which produced this compilation. Cute blond April is in five of the eight scenes. She starts off with a one-on-one effort with Randy West from "Foot Lovers #2." She massages Randy's cock with her feet until he comes on her peds, which she then licks. Four and a half minutes of only slightly warm sex. Then she does a 12-minute masturbation scene from "Real Female Masturbation #6." Soon, she's cavorting with three other girls in a decent 26-minute lez scene from "I Love Lesbians #8." Next, April is paired with Mr. Marcus in a hot scene from "Up and Cummers #64." Marcus drills her pretty well before dumping a load on her sweet face. Randy is back for a 20-minute romp with our girl from "Up and Cummers #71." She looks great on all fours and in reverse cowgirl. The facial she accepts isn't voluminous, but she cleans up like a pro. Blond Sarah Moon is next.
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Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 8/8/2005
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Betty, Kati, Thomas, Thomas Stone, Clark, Claudia Ferrari, Black Jack, Angelina Crow, Lilit, Gloria Gucci, Vanessa Hill, Kitty Sixx, Honey Winter, Angela Winter, Yvette Balcano, Vanda Vitus, Ricky Valentino, Sisi, Matt Bird, Alex Forte, Franky, Angie Hard, Lotty
Directed by: Zora Banx, Frank Thring
Review brief: Down Your Throat is one of the better blowjob-only series on the market, and Volume #4 is no exception. This is a Euro production, which normally is a red flag for me. But the standard camera eyeballing by the girls is kept to a minimum, the girls are mostly all yummy, and they all seem to be into their oral action. There are good sets in all the scenes, and the music seems just about right for an all knobber flick. Some of the scenes include the guys fingering the girls as well as some 69. The short vignettes at the beginning of each scene add nothing. But the girls, again, are basically all attractive. The Euro girls, in order, are Vanda Vitus, Lilit, Evelin and Kati (in a 2 on 1), Lotti, Honey Winter, Vanessa Hill, Gloria Venus (a 1 on 2 with some cumswapping), Anett, Claudia Ferrari, Reka, Betty and Thundy (another 2 on 1), Angelina Crow, and Kitty Sixx. Theres a good mix of blondes, brunettes and redheads. All the scenes end in facials, and none of the girls seem to mind.
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Release date: 6/2/2005
Reviewed on: 8/7/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, David Luger, Penny Flame, Leah Luv, Bianca Pureheart, Deja Daire, Ava Ramon, Keeani Lei, Lain Oi, Kelly Wells, Denice K., Victoria Sweet
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Cum Swapping Sluts #9 is not one of the best volumes of this series, nor is it the worst. Several of the girls here are very attractive, but a few wouldnt draw a solitary whistle from horny construction workers on a high rise. The formula for this series is simple. Two girls play with each other, a guy joins in, throw in lots of P2M and gaping, then deliver an open-mouth facial, which the girls then swap back and forth before one swallows the load. Theres very little to distinguish one scene from the next. The girls are basically robots and there is little heat between the performers. Here is the scene breakdown: Denise K., Leah Luv, Steve Holmes Deja Daire, Kelly Wells, Sean Michaels Eva Ramon, John Strong, Victoria Sweet Erik Everhard, Keeani Lei, Lain Bianka Pureheart, John Strong, Penny Flame The DVD extras include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Website info, and a Bonus Scene (a 12-minute tagteam blowjob between Leah Luv and Denise K. on director David Luger).
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Release date: 5/25/2005
Reviewed on: 8/7/2005
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Nadia Nice, Nick Manning, Alex Rox, Michelle Lay, Kurt Lockwood, Roxy Jezel, Penny Flame, Christie Lee, Angela Stone, Sean Silver, Jenaveve Jolie, Samantha Ryan, Donna Doll, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Yani Z
Review brief: Cum Catchers #2 is pretty solid porn, particularly if youre a fan of two girls on one guy. All five scenes feature this arrangement, and there is plenty of interplay between the girls. The action is well captured, and most of the girls are better than average in the looks department. Be warned there is lots of anal sex, A2M, gaping, facial, staring into the camera (is this a Euro release?), cumswapping, and swallowing. The scenes all begin with the girls playing with each other until the guy enters the fray. The scenes: Brandon Iron with Jenaveve Jolie and Roxy Jezel Alex Rox with Naudia Nyce and Penny Flame Nick Manning with Donna Doll and Michelle Lay Sean Silver with Angela Stone and Christie Lee Kurt Lockwood with Genesis Skye and Samantha Ryan The camerawork here is very good, with the lens staying on the action.
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Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 8/7/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Tyce Bune, Dick Nasty, Guy DiSilva, Dale Dabone, Mariesa Arroyo, Juliana Kincaid, Alaura Eden, Rhiannon Bray, Julie Night, Jasmine Lynn, Cailey Taylor, Dick Delaware, Anika Fox, Mario Rossi
Review brief: Amateur Endzone is an Adam & Eve compilation, with all seven scenes snipped from the Amateur Angels series. Based on your affinity (or lack thereof) for that series, you make the call as to whether youd enjoy a greatest hits package. The entire original scene is used, meaning youre subjected to director Luc Wylders interviews, which many people find lame. You also wont see many face splatterings (in fact, theres only one), since Wylder is not a fan of facials. The sex action suffers from the peek-a-boo style of camerawork that Wylder seems to love. Most every scene involves some anal intrusions, and no condoms were noticed. Since the original features have all been reviewed elsewhere on the Net, here is a scene breakdown (with the original Amateur Angels volume in quotes): Mariesa and Dale DaBone A.A. #2 Julie Knight and Tyce Bune #8 Cailey Taylor and Guy DaSilva #10 Jasmine Lynne and Tony Tedeschi #10 Juliana Kinkaid and Kyle Stone #7 Alaura Eden and Mario Rossi #13 Alesha Bizart and Tony Sexton 16 The final scene, by the way, is billed as a Bonus Scene.
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Release date: 4/14/2005
Reviewed on: 8/7/2005
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Victoria, John West, Chris Mountain, Lezley Zen, Taylor Lynn, Julie Robbins, Ben English, Kris Slater, Mason Storm, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Antonio Del Toro
Review brief: Silver Label (aka Sensual Blend) has a plethora of technical problems, all of which could be overlooked if the girls were decent looking and the sex was hot. Unfortunately, neither of these factors is addressed by Damaged Productions or director Antonio del Toro. Problems? Where to start? Okay, how about the amateurish camerawork. The cameraman needed a couple more cups of coffee that morning, as his shaky hand is evident in just about every position change. When he wasnt shaking, rattling or rolling the camera, he was trying to get fancy by turning his camera sideways MTV style, often resulting in out of focus shots. Who started this obnoxious trend in porn? In addition, the camera cuts away from the money shot to show the guys face. We know what grimacing and straining looks likejust leave the camera on the girls face! Then they cut away from the girls face after the frosting way too quick. So much for the technical issues. The girls are average looking, at best. Alysin Chaynes used to be a very hot cutie.
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Release date: 2/7/2005
Reviewed on: 8/3/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Kim Chambers, Lea de Mae, Aurora Snow, Monica Sweetheart, Mandy Bright, Renee Pornero, Ariana Jollee, Jessica Sweet, Desire Moore, Ciera Sage, Jordan Fleiss, Brandy Nicole
Directed by: Simon Wolf
Review brief: Art of Anal #3 is a Simon Wolf compilation that disappoints, something I never thought Id write. Im a huge fan of SW, and his comps have always been top of the line. This one falls somewhat short. To start, all the 12 scenes (plus the Bonus Scene) have the opening blowjobs edited down to about 20 seconds. In addition, there is far too much camera time spent on genital close-ups, and not enough attention on the girls bodies. Also, each scene was not properly identified.
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Release date: 4/24/2005
Reviewed on: 8/3/2005
Studio: Metro
Starring: Mark Wood, Sascha, Jackie Moore, Talon, Emily DaVinci, Shayna Knight, Shy Love, Makayla Cox, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Online porn reviewers are used to receiving DVDs from the various distributors that are shelf ready, that is, exactly the same versions that are available to the general public in stores. Such was not the case with Fusxions Ass Watcher #3. It arrived with a watermark reading For Screening Purposes Only across the bottom of the screen in each scene, which made it very tough to concentrate on the action. There were no extras or menus on this DVD. The male talent was not identified. Based on the above, it is obviously difficult to give a favorable review to this disc, no matter how good the sex may be. But I will try to be objective in this review. The girls (with the exception of lovely Shy Love) are strictly B-Listers. None would draw a second glance from any of us in a crowded disco on a Friday night. Each starts off with some teasing of the camera, followed by the inserting of various buttplugs, dildos, and beads into their assholes. Then their partners enter and the sex begins.
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Release date: 5/31/2005
Reviewed on: 8/3/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Stacey Cash, Gianna Michaels, Shai Lee, Mone Divine, Lady Armani, Kayla Quinn, Ali Kat, Lana Peach, Carman Sancha, Kylie G. Worthy
Review brief: Throat Bangers #7 features some unattractive girls sucking cock as though theyve just had a root canal at the dentist. None of the 10 girls seem to be enjoying themselves. The girls run the cultural gamut from white to black to Asian to Latin. There are blondes, brunettes, and redheads, small boobs and big tits. The girls do strictly oral and take facials.
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Release date: 4/1/2005
Reviewed on: 8/2/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tom Byron, Britt Morgan, Eric Price, Champagne, Porsche Lynn, Carolyn Monroe, Jack Baker, Sabrina, Rocco Siffredi, Angela Summers, Jon Dough, John Stagliano, Don Fernando, Kim Wylde, Ray Victory, Brandi Wine, Tori Welles, Cheri Taylor, Alicyn Sterling, Trinity Loren, Bruce Seven, Brandy Alexandre, Billy D., Lauren Brice, Patrick Collins, Chantel, Rick Daniels, Harley Davis, Tashawna, Tawny Downs, Kathleen Gentry, Chrissie Lane, Nikki Nights
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Brandy Alexander had a great ass. So did Angela Summers and Kym Wilde. If you ever had a doubt, just check out Buttmans Bend Over Babes #2. Buttman (aka John Stagliano) spends at least half of the two hours pointing his camera at these and other behinds. Some might say thats about 30 minutes too much, since Stagliano almost entirely neglects the other aspects of the sex going on while he stands behind the babes. Blowjobs are given only token air time. Intercourse gets even less as Stagliano keeps his roving camera almost stuck to the girls posteriors. This makes the sex almost unbearable to watch. We all enjoy the sight of a great pair of buns, but to shove the shots down our throats endlessly is a bit of overkill. So we can barely appreciate the antics of Carolyn Monroe and Porsche Lynn in a threeway with Tom Byron, where the girls share a great double face frosting. Or Byron at it again with Tashawna, where he gives her the high hard one up the keester.
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Release date: 4/24/2005
Reviewed on: 8/2/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Bobbi Eden, Puma Black, Stella Morandy, Michela Sabbatini, Sylvia Laurent, Max Payne, Lora Croft
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Sex Rebels is a Euro feature set in future (2013?) New York. Unfortunately, the English dubbing is atrocious, making the plot almost unintelligible. Which (since this is, after all, porn) is not entirely important. This being a Euro flick, you can expect the typical flaws we always find in features from across the Pond: fake moaning, the girls staring into the camera, and artsy slo-mo and B&W intercuts. All of which detracts from the solid sex and sexy women on display. Speaking of women, the females here are top of the ladder. Michaela Sabbatini takes on Zensa Raggi and Thomas Stone in the opening scene. The attractive brunette gets drilled but good by the two studs, including a thorough DP and double open-mouth facial. Nick Lang is a cop, and he flashes back (while sitting at his desk) to a fling with a girl (his wife, I assume), brown-haired Sylvia Laurent. After a good sex romp, she takes his load on her tongue and applies some fantastic PCH. Short-haired brunette Lora Kroft bangs Frank Major next.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2005
Studio: Score
Starring: Billy Glide, Mya, Talon, Crystal Ray, Missy Monroe, Kylie Rey, Anika Anderson, Lacey Blue
Directed by: Tushna
Review brief: Eighteen Xtra #1 plays out the young girl theme to the extreme, employing such props as suckers, pompoms, and chewing gum for the female performers. There are coaches in the gym, teachers in the classroom, and doctors giving physicals to the various girls. Unfortunately, none of the girls even slightly resemble being the tender age of 18. In fact, most could probably enter a bar and not get carded. And, aside from cuties Crystal Ray and Anika Anderson, the females are strictly B-Listers. Brunette Lacey Blue is a young patient on the examination table of doctor Talon. The action starts without much foreplay and soon Talon is giving her a thorough pelvic exam with his hard dick. He comes in her open mouth. Blond Crystal Ray and Billy Glyde romp on a bed in the second scene. Crystal gives her usual solid performance and takes a shot across her torso and neck before administering some loving PCH. Missy Monroe takes on an unidentified guy in a gym locker. This scene lacks heat and ends with a pop shot on Missys tits and chin. Cute brown-haired Anika Anderson is next.
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Release date: 4/19/2005
Reviewed on: 8/2/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Felecia, Azlea, April, David Steele, Byron Long, John West, Paul Cox, Joel Lawrence, Voodoo, Rafe, Nicole Sheridan, Joey Ray, Holly Hollywood, Monica Mayhem, Flick Shagwell, Sunrise Adams, Sondra Hall, Ariana Jollee, Pason
Review brief: L.E.G.S. is an acronym for Love Every Girl in Stockings, so you can imagine what the theme of this Adam & Eve compilation might be. Of courseevery one of the 14 girls here is wearing some form of hosiery, which is not a bad thing. What is unfortunate is the lack of heat in most of the scenes. This is a couples friendly comp, which means most raincoaters should stay clear.
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Release date: 4/19/2005
Reviewed on: 8/2/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Honey, Scott Styles, Dale Dabone, Steve Holmes, Joey Ray, Sassy, Brett Rockman, Mandy Bright, Elizabeth Del Mar, Alicia Rhodes, Billy Banks, Jack Spade, Michelle B., Barbara Summer, Lena Juliett, Melissa Lauren
Review brief: Nasty Sluts Who Love It In Their Ass is a Simon Wolf compilation, which is the highest form of compliment one can pay to a volume of previously distributed porn work. The SW folks know how to shoot good, solid sex with (usually) attractive performers. This comp offers nine scenes snipped from various SW features. As most of these have been previously reviewed elsewhere on the Net, here is simply a scene breakdown (with the original features title): Mandy Bright and Scott Styles (Wet Pink #1) Lena Juliett and Joey Ray (Nothing Underneath #2) Alicia Rhodes and Steve Holmes (Just Anal Sex #2) Michelle Barratt and Chris Cannon (Dripping Wet Pink #3) Honey and Randy Spears (Dripping Wet Pink #3) Melissa Lauren and Dale DaBone (Dripping Wet Pink #5) Sassy and Billy Banks (Wet Pink #2) Barbara Summer and Jack Spade (Dripping Wet Sex #11) Brett Rockman, Elizabeth Del Mar (Wet Pink #1) All the scenes include anal sex and facials. Three are outdoor scenes.
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Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 8/2/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Nick East, Randy Spears, Frank Gun, Dale Dabone, Dillion Day, Tyra, Joey Ray, Dino Bravo, Lisa Marie, Betty Sue, Nikki Knox, Aurianna Love, Randi Wright, Skyla Banks, T.J. Cox, Megan Martinez, Sammie Rhodes
Review brief: All Sex No Talk #2 is a Simon Wolf compilation featuring a few very attractive, plus a few semi-attractive, women in nine scenes snipped from various Wolf titles. Wolf has produced many compilations the past few years, which is a terrific way to get his products known to the casual (and not so casual) porn fan. This isnt his best comp, but it aint bad. Since most of the original features have been reviewed elsewhere on the Web, the following is simply a listing of each scene (plus the original feature): Tyra Banks and Randy Spears (Wet Teen Panties #2) Sammie Rhodes and Dale DaBone (Young Natural Breasts #6) Hollie Stevens and Betty Sue (Wet Teens #2) Randi Wright and T.J.
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Release date: 5/2/2005
Reviewed on: 8/1/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Katie Gold, Cheyne Collins, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Talon, Roxy Jezel, Shy Love, Tyla Wynn, Demetri XXX, Lexie Marie, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Dirty Little Devils #3 features an average cast and middle of the road sex action. In other words, a typical Luc Wylder production. I know many reviewers hold Wylder in near demi-god status, but I just cant get impressed with his work. Typically, half of his female talent is good looking, but the other half completely ruins the entirety of the disc. And he seldom coaxes over-the-top performances from the players, content instead to just film people fucking but seemingly not enjoying themselves. In addition, Im a big fan of facials and he seldom employs them. Here he has gorgeous brunette Shy Love giving a very good performance (with Chris Cannon, who cant seem to maintain an erection without bitch-slapping his hardon ouch!). Lexi Marie is a cutie, but she wont touch Talon in their threeway with Tyla Winn. Semi-cute Roxy Jezel doesnt exactly sizzle in her encounter with Demetrixxx, but she occasionally smiles. After that, we get over-the-hill bottle blonde Nicole Sheridan and her real-life s/o Voodoo, an act weve seen so often its like watching yourself fuck.
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Release date: 5/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Angie, Dillion Day, George Uhl, Black Diamond, Tera Bond, Yasmine Gold, Nikki Rider, Csoky Ice
Directed by: Dillion Day
Review brief: Having recently viewed and greatly enjoyed Fucking Beautiful #4, I had high expectations for the fifth volume of this series. Unfortunately, F.B. #5 did not approach the high quality of its predecessor. To start, the girls in this volume were a huge step down from #4. They simply were not as cute or sexy. In addition, they were forced to endure what their Euro stud counterparts consider great fucking but which I consider laborious, sterile, unexciting action. The guys have this annoying habit of stroking for 10 seconds, then pulling out to admire their Viagra-induced hardon. There is far to much P2M to maintain heat and interest. The partners include: blonde Angie with Dillon Day; brown-haired Niki Rider with Csoky; multi-face pierced brunette Black Diamond with George Uhl; Tera Bond (Samantha), a brunette who also romps with Uhl (Two in a row? Very bad idea!); and cute blonde Yasmine Gold and Dillon Day. There is no anal action here, and all the girls take facials at the end.
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Release date: 4/1/2005
Reviewed on: 7/14/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tom Byron, Britt Morgan, Eric Price, Champagne, Porsche Lynn, Carolyn Monroe, Jack Baker, Sabrina, Rocco Siffredi, Angela Summers, Jon Dough, John Stagliano, Don Fernando, Kim Wylde, Ray Victory, Brandi Wine, Tori Welles, Cheri Taylor, Alicyn Sterling, Trinity Loren, Bruce Seven, Brandy Alexandre, Billy D., Lauren Brice, Patrick Collins, Chantel, Rick Daniels, Harley Davis, Tashawna, Tawny Downs, Kathleen Gentry, Chrissie Lane, Nikki Nights
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Bend Over Babes #1 is from John Staglianos Buttman series, which is okay if youre really, really, really into looking at womens butts. However, if youd also like to see other parts of the female frame (like a cock in her mouth), you might be greatly disappointed. Stagliano goes overboard with the butt shots. Hell show 30-40 seconds of a girls backside, then switch to maybe 10 seconds of her sucking dick, then go back to the rear view. Too much! Be advised that this Volume (there were six original B.O.Bs) is mostly a compilation, with only four fresh scenes. The other 10+ scenes were snipped from Mystic Pieces, Dance Fire, Salsa Break, Bare Essence, and The Legend of Reggie D. Its really a mish-mash of scenes, with the old clips edited in at odd times and places. The older clips are only partial scenes, and many end with no cumshot.
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Release date: 5/31/2005
Reviewed on: 7/2/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Chris Cannon, Monica Mayhem, Nick Manning, Nikki Blaze, Steven French, Dani Woodward, Jack Lawrence, Rick Patrick, Trina Michaels, Richard Kline, Nicki Blaze, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: Grudge Fuck #3 employs a nice twist to get its performers in the mood for sex, although some of the scenarios are a bit far-fetched. Each scene opens with a couple having an argument, and the resulting heated exchanges supposedly get the folks hot and bothered for each other. One-time blonde stunner Monica Mayhem is sporting dark hair these days, in addition to some more ink on what used to be a most incredible body. She takes on Ricky, the lucky stud who used to work exclusively with Tawny Roberts. They talk dirty back and forth as they fuck off their grudge. Monica takes a nice open-mouth facial and supplies some good PCH to end the opener. Brunette Haley Paige isnt beautiful, but she has a nasty look to her that just screams Fuck me hard. Thats what Jack Lawrence does in a stairwell. He rams her up the ass, she does some A2M, and he deposits a load on her closed mouth. Cute Kelly Kline works with her real-life s/o, Richard Raymond, in a scene that starts out with a discussion about them dissolving their marriage. If its true, Kelly, please call me.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 7/2/2005
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Tony T., Mark Ashley, Cassie Young, Buster Good, Karina Kay, Jasmine Tame, Jersey Jaxin, Myah Monroe
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Teen Idol #2 may not have the cutest girls in the porn world, but the sex is hot and the flick is good stroking material. Cute blonde Cassie Young is first. She and Mark Ashley have a very spirited romp through several position changes before Cassie takes an open-mouth facial. The opening blowjob is very long and demonstrates Cassies excellent oral talents. Cassie uses a vibrator during the mish and seems to cum. Regardless, she laughs and seems to be enjoying herself throughout the scene. Myah Monroe, a curly-haired brunette, fools around with Mark Davis next. Again, there is a very long blowjob, then several position switches before Mark drops his guy goo on Myahs tongue. Brown-haired Jersey Jaxin has one tat the shape of Texas (geographically challenged?) around her navel and several other inkings on her otherwise very nice body. Brian Surewood and Buster Good fuck her good, but theres no anal or DP. She takes a healthy load to her mug and one on her pussy. Jasmine Tame is a pigtailed blonde with bad scars on her tits and bit of a paunch around the midriff.
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Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 6/29/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Tiffany Hopkins, Isabel Ice, Michelle Banks, Haley Paige
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Review brief: When it comes to sex, anal and romance are usually mutually-exclusive terms. Not so in Anal Romance #2, a Steve Holmes flick that tries to make everyone believe that women love being abused to the nth degree. Holmes and his cronies (Erik Everhard and Manuel Ferrara) come from the new school of porn, which teaches that we, the viewers, buy their product to see girls get poked, prodded, spanked, slapped, throat gagged, gaped, hair pulled, and tits squeezed tightly. Its probably a relief to the femmes when all they have to endure is a cock up their sphincter. This is not pretty sex; its abusive and overboard. I know theres a market for this genre; Im just not standing in line at the cash register. Michelle Banks is an unattractive brunette with a huge tat on her tailbone and stretch marks on her thighs. She lets Holmes have his evil way with her as she licks his ass, gets choked, and has him gape her incessantly. This is okay in Steves book, of course, because he stops every minute to give her a passionate kiss and show how much he really cares for her.
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Release date: 4/20/2004
Reviewed on: 6/29/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Kirsty, Renato, Mick Blue, Ronita, Lorenzo, Jane Darling, Maya Gold, Lauro Giotto, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Csoky Ice, Niki Belluci
Directed by: Kovi
Review brief: Victorias Wet Secrets has nothing to do with lingerie or fashion modeling. Instead, it concerns a womens swim team and their sexual exploits in and out of the water. A poorly dubbed voiceover takes us through the plots 99 minutes (such as it is), and the flick employs all the standard Euro porn traditions: fake moaning, performers staring into the camera, and quick cutaways from the action. The performers are poorly identified; suffice to say most of the female talent is very attractive. Theres anal sex aplenty and facials to end most of the scenes. Theres a girl/girl lezout, a girl/boy/boy scene with lots of DP, and a six girl/four boy orgy that includes plenty of swapping and facials. Among the girls identifiable are Lucy Love, Jane Darling, Barbara Summer, Kirsty, and Niki Belucci. There is voyeur sex, poolside sex, and even some good old-fashioned girl/girl/boy action.
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Release date: 2/21/2004
Reviewed on: 6/29/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Max Cortes, Denis Marti, Sarah Blue, Nancy Sweet, Barbara Summer, George Reno
Directed by: Richard Mailer
Review brief: Backstage Pass is a decent Euro flick with the standard beautiful girls and the accompanying hard sex some fans have come to depend on with these imports. Very cute blond Sarah Blue leads off with a romp with Robert Rosenberg. She takes it in all her holes and accepts a decent face frosting for her efforts. Brown-haired sweetheart Mili wrestles with Max Cortes next. This is a pretty hot scene, and it ends with a cumshot across her beautiful body and neck, after which she provides some loving PCH. If your pleasure is watching two gorgeous blondes eat and probe each other, Viktorie and Hermenia provide a pretty good example. Toys are introduced, and the two girls seem to be enjoying themselves immensely. Christy, another nice looking blonde, takes on Neeo and provides a heated performance that ends with some anal action and a tongue dropping. Blond Barbara Summer and Denis Marti have a tryst in a shower, a scene marred by the repeated splashing of water on the camera.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 6/29/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Steve, Sandra, Dillion Day, Sue, George Uhl, Neeo, Sharka Blue, Darina, Myra, Francesca Felucci
Directed by: Dillion Day
Review brief: Euro porn is sometimes described as beautiful to gorgeous women getting fucked hard (and sometimes abused) in unusual settings, mostly in groups of two or more. By that definition, Fucking Beautiful #4 is not really Euro porn, but a hybrid that includes the pretty faces and bodies and eliminates the rough stuff and strange locales. Call it Euro couples porn! There is no anal sex in this flick, but the gorgeous women still get drilled hard and all of them take facials. The settings are comfortable (not a deserted beach among them), the lighting flattering, and the camera work refreshingly solid (except the occasional slo-mo). There is plenty of P2M and foot fucking. Francesca Felucci is an older blonde, and she shows her experience by taking on Dillon Day and Neeo. The guys ride her hard and leave her face wet. Very cute blonde Sandra (in perhaps her smut debut) is next. Shes paired with Steve (no last name) and is a sight to behold, particularly her Reverse Cowgirl.
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