Private Black Label 34: Victoria's Wet Secrets Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  6/29/2005

“Victoria’s Wet Secrets” has nothing to do with lingerie or fashion modeling. Instead, it concerns a women’s swim team and their sexual exploits in and out of the water.

A poorly dubbed voiceover takes us through the plot’s 99 minutes (such as it is), and the flick employs all the standard Euro porn traditions: fake moaning, performers staring into the camera, and quick cutaways from the action.

The performers are poorly identified; suffice to say most of the female talent is very attractive. There’s anal sex aplenty and facials to end most of the scenes. There’s a girl/girl lezout, a girl/boy/boy scene with lots of DP, and a six girl/four boy orgy that includes plenty of swapping and facials.

Among the girls identifiable are Lucy Love, Jane Darling, Barbara Summer, Kirsty, and Niki Belucci.

There is voyeur sex, poolside sex, and even some good old-fashioned girl/girl/boy action. Only two scenes employ one girl/one guy.

The DVD includes the following extras: Interview with the Director (Kovi), a Making Of special, Trailers, Cast List, Photobook, Production Notes, Other Titles, and Language Selection.